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Scientists Surprised to Find Earth's Biosphere Booming

radioweather writes "An article from the Financial Post says that recent studies of biosphere imaging from the NASA SEAWIFS satellite indicate that the Earth's biomass is booming: 'The results surprised Steven Running of the University of Montana and Ramakrishna Nemani of NASA, scientists involved in analyzing the NASA satellite data. They found that over a period of almost two decades, the Earth as a whole became more bountiful by a whopping 6.2%. About 25% of the Earth's vegetated landmass — almost 110 million square kilometers — enjoyed significant increases and only 7% showed significant declines. When the satellite data zooms in, it finds that each square meter of land, on average, now produces almost 500 grams of greenery per year.' Their 2004 study, and other more recent ones, point to the warming of the planet and the presence of CO2, fertilizing the biota and resulting in the increased green side effect."

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  1. So now we have the by mrbluze · · Score: 5, Funny

    Green Side Effect as a result of the greenhouse effect. So are we all gonna die or not already?

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    1. Re:So now we have the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      So are we all gonna die or not already?
      Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
      Benjamin Franklin

      The questions that remain are to the manner and time, the costs paid in the meantime and those costs left behind.
    2. Re:So now we have the by Xiroth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Feel free to read the rest of the post whenever you have time in your clearly busy schedule.

    3. Re:So now we have the by thermian · · Score: 5, Funny

      How do you go from biomass regeneration to WWIII?

      Anyway, Earth, in its aspect as a living system, can survive the impact of a gigantic Asteroid and destruction of almost all Plant and Animal life, repopulating back to previous levels within a few tens of millions of years.

      That the biomass is booming is simply an example of the very same mechanisms at work.

      All species go extinct, all of them, that includes us. The greatest likelihood is that the Voyager probe will outlast the species that created it.

      There is some small chance that we will make it to the stars and survive, but this will spark a new round of evolution. Result? Extinction of the current form of Homo Sapiens.

      My only consolation is that this includes the french :)

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    4. Re:So now we have the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They're just as likely to start WWIII as the Chinese, the other nation that Slashdotters love to use as a scapegoat for world crises. Can't use any country on the Axis of Evil list, someone might mistake it for solidarity with the current USAican leadership.

    5. Re:So now we have the by Ethan+Allison · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh sure, blame the Jews. Very original.

    6. Re:So now we have the by kickdown · · Score: 4, Funny

      > Mathematics is my light and salvation: whom shall I fear?

      Zero. And infinity. Especially on the denominator side of equations.

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    7. Re:So now we have the by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1, Funny
      And why do you think that is?

      'the rest of the Middle East' should have better things to do with their days, don't you think?

      Problem is, they have a European generated cancer in their midst, which needs to be excised, but the 'Merkins love the cancer, so it's unlikely that the evil will be expunged.

      Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, Mr AC.

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    8. Re:So now we have the by 4D6963 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You've giving credit to Gaia? Oh come on, that's not an explanation -- that's an invisible hand. May the invisible hand of Slashdot moderation agree with you!
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    9. Re:So now we have the by neomunk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Also sqrt(-1). I call it The Number of the True Name of Cthulhu, but I have a unique flair. :-D

      It's the founding father of 'that which cannot be', and it's in your fractals, giving area to your curves. That's spooky shit.

    10. Re:So now we have the by slim · · Score: 4, Funny

      ask any scientist how easy it is to get funding after you publicly doubt global warming. Surely you just approach an oil company? Or if that fails, there's plenty of right wing newspapers who will happily serialise your book.
    11. Re:So now we have the by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Besides the only solution for the food and oil problem is "lowering the world's population". THAT is the real "Inconvenient Truth". Conservation is only temporary band-aid so that people today can shove the problem on the next generation. I do have to concede that after all of his inane blathering, at the end of his movie, Gore did suggest that people just kill themselves.
  2. Re:The cycle.... by mrbluze · · Score: 5, Funny

    More CO2 => increased temperatures => more greenery => more CO2 absorption => decreased temperatures? Yeah, seriously, I think I'm gonna go back to believing in horoscopes.
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  3. White house brainstorm session: by mrbluze · · Score: 4, Funny

    Moderator: How are we going to turn this into something that will scare the masses - we have a few more anti-privacy bills to pass..

    Jeff: We'll be attacked any minute by a muslim man-eating creeper and..

    Jill: What about we are all going to starve because.. uhh..

    Tony: We're gonna be taken over by weeds..

    Jill: Weed!

    Jeff: Man eating weed..

    All together: Muslim-man-eating-weed!

    Moderator: Great, let's write that one down.

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  4. Re:The pertinent question... by nospam007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... is whether this outweighs the negative aspects of global warming or not.

    It's a good life, if you are a plant. Plants like it in greenhouses, gardeners not so much.

  5. Re:The cycle.... by MrMr · · Score: 4, Funny

    You think the universe would be even remotely interesting without at least one really evil species?
    We could be the Vogons of the galaxy. I'd like the shouting part.

  6. Re:Return of the slime by arotenbe · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd rather have fish and seafood than algae slime, thank you very much. Please, won't someone think of the sushi!
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  7. Re:The cycle.... by Yetihehe · · Score: 4, Funny

    I will write poetry, I'm really bad at this :D "Ode to extinctions: O thy, which is extinct, Don't ever come back, Because for you the race is over, Use burma shave".

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  8. Re:corn, wheat, soybeans, rice, are biomass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    My first thought was: 500 grams per square meter? Average street price of $10/gram? That's some profitable business!

  9. Re:The cycle.... by illumastorm · · Score: 2, Funny

    That really brings out your Vogonity.. Err, I mean Humanity.

  10. Re:obvious answer by eclectro · · Score: 2, Funny

    I agree. We need to burn more oil and stuff to help out the enviroment.

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  11. Re:I agree by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh look at this poor tribe that had to move from the coast presumably because of the ocean level rising (it has in fact declined on average).
    The inhabitants of low-lying atolls and islands all around the Pacific would like to have a word with you.
  12. Re:I agree by Ihlosi · · Score: 3, Funny
    The inhabitants of low-lying atolls and islands all around the Pacific would like to have a word with you.

    ... the millions of people living in large coastal cities would, too.

  13. Re:The cycle.... by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have you noticed how mass extinctions often happen at the boundary between one geological period and another? I don't think it's a coincidence.

    My advice is to be extra specially careful around those times.

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  14. Re:The cycle.... by lilfields · · Score: 3, Funny

    More CO2 => increased temperatures => more greenery => more CO2 absorption => more biomass to decompose => more more oil => ??? => Profit!

  15. Re:Peak Oil Loonies? by ArcherB · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you seriously think America can function with even 20% less oil ?



    Given that most of the world, including most industrialized nations, can function with a fraction of the per capita oil consumption of the US, I'd say yes. Granted, some American habits and conveniences might have to go, but they're not essential for functioning.


    Given the current rise in oil prices, we'll probably soon get a chance to find out whether my guess is correct. I hope it is, since we'll be in even deeper shit than we're already in otherwise.

    Given the size of our economy, we are actually quite efficient in our use for energy when compared to economies like China. China releases more carbon than the US while its economy is a fraction of the size.
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