Using Distributed Computing To Thwart Ransomware
I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "The folks at Kaspersky labs are turning to distributed computing to factor the RSA key used by the GPcode virus to encrypt people's files and hold them for ransom. There are two 1024-bit RSA keys to break, which should require a network of about 15 million modern computers to spend a year per key factoring them. Unfortunately, there appear to be no vulnerabilities in the virus' use of RSA, unlike some previous cases. Perhaps more interestingly, there's some debate over whether people should bother cracking it. After all, what if they were trying to trick us into factoring the key for a root signing authority? Besides, there's a more direct method of breaking the encryption: track down the people who wrote the virus and force them to talk."
Surely all the have to do is start using a new key every so often, and the task becomes pointless?
Encourage people to make backups of their data on disc, tape, or portable harddrives. I know that's a radical idea, but it just might be crazy enough to work.
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
Simple. Lock them in a cell with a person whose complete pr0n collection is now encrypted. Then go out and come back about an hour later. They talk. They will confess everything, including the assassination of JFK, just as long as they don't have to spend more time with someone whose jackoff material is gone and they're to blame for it.
Talk about motivation!
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
Fortunately, we had Interbank Data Recovery Services. And Interbank does more than just acquire the decryption key.
That's because Interbank vows to find out who sent you the ransom and hunt them down like animals. Like filthy, dirty animals. That's the Interbank difference. See, I don't care how Interbank's secret police get things done. I just care that they get things done. For us.
Plus, because we'd enrolled in their Premiere Membership program, Interbank also hunted down friends and relatives of the guy who had encrypted our data, dragged them from their beds in the middle of the night, and set fire to their homes.
Don't forget the corollary.
... how about just including a simple script that will look at how it's installed TODAY and back it up to a location chosen by the user? And then that script will generate a script to install that backup should you need it to. Along with license keys and decoding keys and unlocking keys, etc.
Encourage the application writers to make their applications EASY TO BACKUP.
The problem I keep seeing is that TELLING someone to back up their data is easy to do. FINDING ALL of the data is just about impossible.
You'll never know if you got it all until AFTER a problem.
Or even
Then I got a virus.
Since then, I make regular backups. Back in my childhood I did regular backups of my family's computer.
Then we got a virus.
Then we realized that the virus was a time bomb that was already present in dormant form even in the oldest several-months old backups.
Sometimes you have parents that are both computer geeks, and they teach you the important of offline backups. Never the less, shit happens anyway.
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