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NASA's Phoenix Finally Fills Oven
JoeRobe writes "Phoenix has successfully filled oven #4 of the Thermal and Evolved-Gas Analyzer instrument (TEGA). They have spent several days now vibrating the screen above the oven, trying to get a significant amount of soil sample into it. From the article: '[T]he oven might have filled because of the cumulative effects of all the vibrating, or because of changes in the soil's cohesiveness as it sat for days on the top of the screen.' Either way, this is the first step toward getting some interesting data from this instrument."
IT would be great(laughablity wise) if the whole thing tipped over because of them vibrating the screen.
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Great, now all Phoenix is going to say to NASA is TILT!
We're gonna have to fly someone up there to deposit a dollar in quarters into Phoenix now...
We've come along way from the Easy-Bake Oven.
But I still bet the Phoenix can't make smores.
If each mistake being made is a new one, then progress is being made.
To their surprise, NASA scientists discovered that, try as they might, roasting a phoenix in an oven never results in well-done meat.
They should have consulted willitblend.com before they sent the craft to mars. I'm sure the people at will it blend would have had no problems getting some martian dirt through a micro screen.
...you didn't want a bun in the oven.
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1 mm diameter particles are tiny.
For the common man who needs a frame of reference: This is the same length as the distance between the solder balls of many BGA IC packages.
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