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Porn Found On L.A. Obscenity Case Judge's Website

Stanislav_J writes "In a bizarre revelation, the judge who is presiding over the Isaacs obscenity trial in Los Angeles was found to have sexually explicit material on a publicly-accessible website. Alex Kozinski, chief judge of the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, acknowledged that he had posted the materials, but says he believed the site to be for personal storage only, and not accessible to the public (though he does acknowledge sharing some of the material with friends). The files included images of masturbation, public sex, contortionist sex, a transsexual striptease, a photo of naked women on all fours painted to look like cows, and a video of a half-dressed man cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal. The latter two are especially ironic in that the trial involves the distribution of allegedly obscene sexual fetish videos depicting bestiality, among other things, by Ira Isaacs, an L.A. filmmaker." Stanislav_J continues: "The judge has blocked public access to the site (putting up a graphic that reads, 'Ain't nothin' here — y'all best be movin' on, compadre').

Isaacs' defense had welcomed the assignment of Kozinski to the case because of his long record of defending the First Amendment, but the startling news about his website (the revelation of which seems to have been interestingly timed to coincide with today's scheduled opening arguments) now have many folks calling for him to be removed from the case. There is no indication that any of the images on Kozinski's site would be considered obscene or illegal. But certainly, one has to believe that most would consider this at the very least to represent a serious conflict of interest given the nature of the trial."

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  1. The Ninth Circus Court by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now with animal acts.

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    1. Re:The Ninth Circus Court by dunng808 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Although I consider myself liberal, sex with ducks is fowl play.
      (Ducking behind a cow painted to look like a woman in a blue silk dress.)

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    2. Re:The Ninth Circus Court by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      You quack me up.

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    3. Re:The Ninth Circus Court by DimmO · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's quacktastic. (stop looking at me swan!)

    4. Re:The Ninth Circus Court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Kinky" is when you use a feather. "Perverted" is when you use the entire duck!

    5. Re:The Ninth Circus Court by lysse · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...er, ducking? Are we witnessing the birth of a euphemism here? Do you think it's applicable to all bestiality, or only acts of avian depravity?

    6. Re:The Ninth Circus Court by clickety6 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Obscene is when you use half a duck...

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  2. If was up for such charges... by mpthompson · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would certainly want judge Kozinski presiding over my case. Just as if the RIAA was on my case I would want a judge who was familiar with and used bittorrent.

  3. Hyperlink us FTW! by tambo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tsk, tsk. Bad submitter. How could you have posted this without the URL? I mean... we need to be able to judge the material for ourselves, right?

    - David Stein

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  4. huh? by cptnapalm · · Score: 4, Funny

    "a photo of naked women on all fours painted to look like cows"

    *blink*

    *blinkblink*

    *blink*

    What?

    1. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, if you ask me, the whole thing is udderly ridiculous.

      Thank you. Thank you. I'll be hear all week. Try the veal!

    2. Re:huh? by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just be careful not to milk this joke for too long...

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    3. Re:huh? by AlamedaStone · · Score: 2, Funny

      Personally, I think the whole story is bull.

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    4. Re:huh? by JK_the_Slacker · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just be careful not to milk this joke for too long...

      What are you talking about? We'll be milking this joke until the cows come home.

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    5. Re:huh? by Maestro485 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why not? You got a beef?

    6. Re:huh? by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 4, Funny

      Try the veal!
      I think the judge would be in serious trouble if he'd tried the veal.
    7. Re:huh? by themadplasterer · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think the judge would be in serious trouble if he'd tried the veal.
      omg, pedo zoophilia
  5. Re:Can you say by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Funny

    Live by the ... er ... sword, die by the sword.

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  6. Today's important legal lesson for budding Judges by w3woody · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you are a judge presiding over a case involving the illegal distribution of fetish porn, you should probably take down your own web site illegally distributing fetish porn first.

  7. Oh boy by joggle · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is going to provide great fodder for all the comedy shows and FOX News. Especially considering the judge was telling jurors that there were about 4 hours of video and he'd be watching it with them since it's part of his job.

    1. Re:Oh boy by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is going to provide great fodder for all the comedy shows and FOX News. Especially considering the judge was telling jurors that there were about 4 hours of video and he'd be watching it with them since it's part of his job.


      Is there something wrong with enjoying your work?
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    2. Re:Oh boy by digitrev · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...comedy shows and FOX News
      Someone please mod parent -1, Redundant.
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  8. "Eh" by Dogtanian · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tsk, tsk. Bad submitter. How could you have posted this without the URL? I mean... we need to be able to judge the material for ourselves, right? Oh well.... you really want to see it? Here it is!

    Don't get too titillated now :)
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    1. Re:"Eh" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Amazingly, that is not the worst photo of a 9th Circuit Court judge I've seen this week.

    2. Re:"Eh" by dfm3 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even more amazing, this is the second time in a week that I've seen a link to goatse actually get modded UP...

  9. First time in history by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a judge will actually be an expert in the specialty area the case deals with.

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  10. Re:reaction of the community by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

    Call me back when man bites dog. The man bit the dog, but it was part of the foreplay.
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  11. Re:Can you say by mrbluze · · Score: 2, Funny

    irony? Did they have torture equipment in the pictures too?
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  12. And now the punchline... by ross.w · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...the Aristocrats

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  13. Re:Animals. by Odder · · Score: 4, Funny

    You don't know enough Republicans.

  14. Re:Animals. by Aazzkkimm · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sending you some now.

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  15. Re:What conflict of interest? by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    A lot of women like porn as well.
    Just an FYI for future dates.

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  16. Lets all pretend that we dont have sexual thoughts by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 2, Funny

    I find that America will be better off when we soon realize that we as adults are children afraid of our own sexual fantasies and the most important action we must take is to simply act as if the naughty naughty doesnt happen. That way we can legally penalize anyone that dares enjoy sex in ways we ourselves wished we could. This judge clearly has a sexual organ, and i move to have him removed from the bench and the legal justice system as we know it. What will the world think of us, when they find out this judge enjoys sex! WHAT i ask you?

    Oh yeah... and dont forget... We do not wipe our own asses... that is dirty.

  17. Re:Animals. by NtroP · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've never, ever, ever had anything like that sent to any of the 9 e-mail addresses I use for home, work, or family communication. Ever. Hang on... ... ...OK. Go check your GMail account :-)
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  18. Re:Ignorance is no defense... by KillerBob · · Score: 2, Funny

    IANAL... but that said, AFAIK


    Y'know... every time I come across the acronym IANAL, I have the same thought. It's particularly apt in a thread about pornography.
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  19. Re:Can you say by Optic7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Everyone that has pr0n less nasty than mine is a prude. Everyone that has nastier pr0n than me is a freak." - Based on that driving quote.

  20. Re:Ignorance is no defense... by NtroP · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you sure about that? The man cavorting sounds awfully close to bestiality, which is, in fact, illegal most places as it constitutes animal abuse. It specifically says the animal was aroused. How can you claim abuse? I don't think the animal would.
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  21. Re:Car analogy by Maestro485 · · Score: 3, Funny

    That depends. Are the cars painted to look like cows???

  22. Never! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've never, ever, ever had anything like that sent to any of the 9 e-mail addresses I use for home, work, or family communication. Ever. Try checking now, mightyjalapeno@gmail.com. ;)
    1. Re:Never! by NFN_NLN · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've never, ever, ever had anything like that sent to any of the 9 e-mail addresses I use for home, work, or family communication. Ever. Try checking now, mightyjalapeno@gmail.com. ;) I hope that was his real email address because I just sent him a bunch of freaky (but legal) porn... ahh the irony.

      I wonder which email address this was: home, work, or family communication?
  23. Re:Obscenity wtf by deserttrail · · Score: 2, Funny

    I once knew a girl that could curse really well. Five words in and I can already tell you're lying.
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  24. Re:Animals. by witherstaff · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are easier ways to get free porn than to post on slashdot and get lots of goatse or who knows what.

    So following your example, I've never had anyone send me money out of the blue to my paypal account.

  25. Re:Ignorance is no defense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    But be careful making blanket statements, because I think that most of us would agree...

    Hahaha, I see what you did there!
  26. Re:Animals. by NFN_NLN · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, so not wanting to see pictures of women denigrated by being painted like cows or watching some dude "cavort" about with a farm animal makes someone a prude?

    Well, I guess I'm a prude!

    I came here hoping someone would post a link to a woman painted like a cow on all fours.

    Until I heard about it I had no desire to see this... but now I must.. and I will not rest until I see this bovine sirine. Her tempting moo-call beckons me!

    Oh.. and yes, you're a fuckin prude.
  27. Re:Animals. by JebusIsLord · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought it was because everyone had simply seen everything, but I was apparently wrong. Can someone please forward me the cow-woman?

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  28. Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Someone cache the website before it's too late!

  29. Re:Animals. by Fex303 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Hey hey, don't be greedy. Share it around, won't you?

    Can't you post some links or something?

    I'd post my email address, but I'm worried that people might fill up my inbox with something other than beastiality porn.

  30. Re:Animals. by TheP4st · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've never had anyone send me money out of the blue to my paypal account.

    That's because you are not on former Nigerian minister of interior Nuboke Mawari's mailng list.
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  31. FOUND THE PIC by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know I saw the pic years ago, but I had a bitch of a time Googling it.
    This is the picture you want. It is almost certainly the pic on the judge's computer. Two women on all fours, body-painted like cows. They are completely nude and the camera angle is from behind, so it's extremely NSFW.

    And while I'm at it, pictures one and two of individual nude women pained like cows. I suspect the bodyart in all three pics is from a single artist (notice the distinctive black collar on the wrists/ankles/neck, the bare-nipple holes, and the similar spot patterning).

    And what the hell while I'm at it... during the cow search I came across a collection of 12 photos of women from PETA protesting the treatment of circus animals - the women are all caged, nearly nude, and painted like tigers. I think I'm going to have to start attending PETA rallies - apparently almost all PETA women are either really hot or really cute.

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