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GE Microbes Make Ersatz Crude Oil From Many Sources

polymath69 writes "According to The Times Online, genetically modified microbes have been developed capable of turning surplus material such as wood chips, sugarcane, or others, not into ethanol, but into a substance which could substitute directly for crude oil. They claim it could be sold for about $50/bbl, and the production process would be carbon negative."

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  1. Re:Public perception by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh yeah, time for Stephen King to right a new book.

    He's wronged so many of his last books that it would be a good idea regardless.

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    "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
  2. Re:that's the ideal by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    obviously, solar energy is the ultimate renewable energy source

    Actually, there's already a way to turn solar energy into crude oil : grow plants, bury dead plants deep underground, wait several millions years, extract oil.

    You do realize oil *is* solar energy right?

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    "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
  3. Re:Why talk by SnowZero · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, but they both "bring good things to life".

  4. Re:Public perception by Grimbleton · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah, this story needs some rampant sexual innuendo, pedophilia, and themes that would give serial rapists nightmares. Let's see... Is Piers Anthony in the middle of anything at the moment?

  5. Re:Why talk by heritage727 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What will be interesting is how the oil giants respond to this competition.

    DMCA takedown notices?
  6. Re:OMFG by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    can i say now that water is wet and get modded informative too?


    Maybe, maybe not. Depends on the temperature. Water isn't really very wet at, say, 0 degrees Kelvin.