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California Cracks Down On Genetic Testing

Posted by kdawson on from the first-salvo-in-a-long-campaign dept.

genie-out-of-the-bottle writes "California's Department of Public Health has sent cease-and-desist notices to 13 companies that market genetic testing directly to consumers. (We discussed these services when they launched.) Allegedly, under state law, California residents must submit a doctor's order to have a genetic test run. It will be interesting to see if the government will actually succeed in putting the genetic genie back in the bottle, given that all you need for testing is a few drops of saliva. The effort closely resembles US government attempts to block export of strong encryption product back in '90s." A Wired editor has up an opinion piece arguing that his DNA is his business and none of the government's.

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  1. You don't own your DNA by Reverend528 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Regulation should protect me from bodily harm and injury, not from information that's mine to begin with.

    Sorry Tom, but the information isn't yours. Much of "your" DNA is patented. If you don't intend to pay the licensing fees, then you should expect to receive a C&D shortly.

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    1. Re:You don't own your DNA by MiniMike · · Score: 5, Funny

      I bet they'll want the first instance of derivative works too...

    2. Re:You don't own your DNA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I bet they'll want the first instance of derivative works too...
      The first (and probably last) truly funny "firstborn" joke in history. I salute you.
    3. Re:You don't own your DNA by VEGETA_GT · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wiggum: What do you got, the whole town's DNA on file?

      DNA guy: Y'uh huh. If you've ever handled a penny, the government's got
                        your DNA. Why do you think they keep 'em in circulation?

    4. Re:You don't own your DNA by glittalogik · · Score: 4, Funny

      Blood? pfft. I've got some DNA for 'em right here.

  2. Re:You don't own your DNA -the GIAA by infonography · · Score: 3, Funny

    so now we have the GIAA Genetic Industry Association of America to worry about

    thanks dude!

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  3. Re:Doctors contribute to government corruption. by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny
    What's to keep someone - anyone - your wife, boss, insurer, whoever, from taking that toothpick you used after lunch and sending it in to one of these companies?

    Please, that will never happen. You're just being paranoid. And of course, such irrational paranoia is exactly the type of behavior I would expect, given that you have a repeating ATTCAGGGATTAG sequence on your chromosome 3, which results in a 500% increase in the risk of developing paranoid schizophrenia.