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A Really, Really Ex-Parrot
gyrogeerloose writes "According to a National Geographic News story, what may be the fossilized wing bone of an ancient parrot has been dubbed by its discoverers 'The Danish Blue' in honor of the famous Dead Parrot Sketch. If the 54 million year old bone did in fact belong to a parrot, it would be 'the oldest and most northerly remains of a parrot ever discovered.' There is some dispute among paleontologists about whether the bone was indeed that of a parrot. If it turns out to be so, however, it never had a chance to pine for the fjords — they were not carved out until an ice age millions of years after the bird lived."
...until you dug it up, you insensitive clods!
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Er... Shouldn't that be the 'Norwegian Blue'? :o\
It's not dead, it's resting!
Misquoting Monty Python is a time-honored tradition in geekdom. After all, if they got it right what would Slashdot readers post about?
Article-reading for the win. Still, the blurb was misleading. Disregard, cocks etc.
The particular fossil they found was of the "Humerus" bone.
*rimshot*
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I discovered the only reason that it appears to be 54 million years old in the first place was that God had NAILED it there.
1 (short ton / firkin) = 89.1432354 slugs / keg
...were vicious with their domesticated parrots.
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Exactly which part of "the oldest and most northerly remains of a parrot ever discovered" translates to you into "a known parrot that was around at that time"? No, seriously.
Dude, let's put it like this:
- this thing is 54 _million_ years old
- humans, as in Homo Sapiens, are about 200,000 years old
- even Neanderthals, the only other species that ever reached sentience, isn't that horribly much older. The proto-neanderthals reached Europe some 350-500 thousand years ago, but the fully evolved Neanderthals are a mere 130,000 years old.
- the split between the ancestors of humans and chimpanzees happened some 6 million years ago. Which is to say that at that point, the most evolved form of life was something that was dumber and more primitive than the chimp. It's _not_ something that would build ships and sail the fjords.
So exactly what species would that captain be, 54 million years ago. Are we talking some time-travelling alien that took a different species of parrot from a later time, and then went back to 54 million years ago to dump its skeleton there and confuse a species that didn't even exist yet? Or what?
Heh.
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
Excuse me, is this the right room for the cheese shop sketch?
Some have speculated that birds are descended from dinosaurs. I used to think this was a bunch of crap until I owned an African Congo Grey parrot. I don't know who is the closest direct bird descendant of the Tyrannosaurus Rex, but after my experience I'm pretty sure it must be a Congo Gray named Max.
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No, the cheese shop is in 12a, this is abuse
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Stupid git!
I once rented a Fjord Fjocus.
William of Ockham had no beard. The most likely explanation is that it was chewed off by squirrels every morning.
Nope. It was discovered in Denmark, not Norway. While the "[Scandanavian Country*] Blue" name may have inspired by Monty Python, it was not copied from Monty Python.
*Yes, Denmark is in Scandanavia, in spite of what some people think.
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What do you mean I can't return it?? A warranty that doesn't last at least 55 million years isn't worth the paper it's written on!
- RG>
Hey pal, this isn't a pleasantforest, so don't waste my time with pleasantries!
He would remark, "Tastes like me"?
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Off topic, but when you have elephants that recognise themselves in the mirror, apes that can plan tool usage ahead of time, parrots that grasp the concept of zero, and so on, I'm personally honestly no longer convinced claims like this can be made so easily.
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