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Mark Zuckerberg, Inventor

Posted by kdawson on from the seventeen-year-monopoly dept.

theodp writes "Move over, Thomas Edison. Here comes Mark Zuckerberg, inventor extraordinaire. Zuck's still waiting for that elusive first patent to be issued, but take a gander at the Facebook founder's patent application for Dynamically Generating a Privacy Summary to get an idea of what's in the works. After you check boxes on a form to indicate that 'Everyone from San Francisco, CA, Social Network Provider, and Harvard' can see your profile, Zuckerberg's 'invention' will miraculously display: 'People from San Francisco, CA, Social Network Provider, and Harvard can see your profile.' How dare Rolling Stone question his inventiveness!"

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  1. Re:Grapes Taste Bitter To You? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    And Ballmer is billionaire too.

    Also commonly associated with a monkey.

  2. He is going to get it. by willyhlll · · Score: -1, Troll

    He is a fucking Jew and many Jewboy lawyers and U.S. ZOG (zionist occupied government) officials are going to help him.

    Have you wonder why the color of facebook is blue and white? Hint: it resemble the flag of a certain country in middle east.

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  3. Just another jew abusing IP laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    When will we have had enough? These people have made a mockery of our legal system so they can exploit the public for money.

  4. Re:Grapes Taste Bitter To You? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    So you're stupid and Zuckerberg knows things you don't. That doesn't make him smart. And don't assume that everyone in your generation is as stupid as you are.

  5. Zuckerberg is a kike scum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    These kind of kike scums control the Wall Street, the media, so the entire USA.

  6. Re:Grapes Taste Bitter To You? by darkmeridian · · Score: -1, Troll

    Dude. Read the article. Zuckerberg is a very proficient programmer but he's also very ruthless in business. Everyone in the article (aside from his competitors) recognize this. He did not luck out; he worked his ass off and he plays for keeps.

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  7. Re:Grapes Taste Bitter To You? by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 0, Troll

    No, it must have been luck. Or handed to him. That's the way it must be, because it must. If I can't denigrate the achievements of the successful, then I may start feeling like a failure. No way will that be allowed on my watch.

  8. Re:Grapes Taste Bitter To You? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    but I did want to make sure that people have their facts straight.

    That being the case, Mr. Greenspan, you may want to consult a Latin dictionary for your next book so you can make sure not to use a fake word for your title.