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MySpace's Melting Makes Murdoch Mad

Barence writes "Facebook has overtaken rival social network MySpace for the first time — provoking an angry outburst from Rupert Murdoch, the man who paid $580m for MySpace only three years ago."

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  1. Post... by mr_nazgul · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe he should rant about it on his Facebook page.

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  2. Makes Murdoch Mad? by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought he was already mad. Hmmm.

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  3. Duh by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 5, Funny

    How could a UI disaster that informs a user who has problems logging in that "you must be logged in to do that?" and that lacks any kind of official published API possibly win?

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  4. Re:Facebook won't last by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Funny

    The moral of the story is, if you're going to do the bait and switch thing on the internet, you better get your money back out faster than Mr Murdoch did.

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  5. Re:A shill for the State gets his just deserts by gnick · · Score: 4, Funny

    MySpace, though, is the anti-thesis of government. It's about freedom. People don't necessarily realize that, but that's the end result from allowing people to freely communicate, gather and entertain. They can take our lives, but they'll never take our MySpace?
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  6. Alliterative Articles Are Awesome by michaelpb · · Score: 2, Funny

    All alliterations are actually anterior assonance, after all. The article wasn't nearly as entertaining as the title...

  7. Re:Mad? Really? by urbanriot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe Rupert Murdoch wrote conveyed his anger with Facebook's success in REALLY BIG LETTERS!!!111oneoneone

  8. Re:hey murdoch by griffjon · · Score: 2, Funny

    We should start a social networking site that is tragically and intentionally UNhip, outdated, and technologically in the dark ages, and is rude, and full of google ads. It'd become an overnight antihero sensation.

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  9. minus the google ads by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    its called craigslist

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  10. Idea by legoman666 · · Score: 5, Funny
    So I was sitting in my cube on this fine Monday afternoon, eating my lunch, when I had a brilliant idea.

    FlashFaceSpace. It will combine the wonderful-nonannoying-awesomeness that is Flash, the unobtrusiveness of Facebook applications, and the customizability of MySpace to create the ultimate social networking site of DEATH. This will blow MySpace, Facebook and every other social networking site out of the water.

    1. Re:Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It will combine the wonderful-nonannoying-awesomeness that is Flash, the unobtrusiveness of Facebook applications, and the customizability of MySpace to create the ultimate social networking site of DEATH. This will blow MySpace, Facebook and every other social networking site out of the water. Flash? Bah, try Silverlight - now there's a technology that's going places!

      MyBookLight even sounds better too!

    2. Re:Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...the customizability of MySpace...

      I realized there truly is a real place called Hell the day I tried to customize a MySpace page. That is the second most painful experience in existence.

      I'm not sure what the first most painful experience is, but as soon as I figure it out, I want to do it to whomever designed MySpace.

    3. Re:Idea by Cygfrydd · · Score: 3, Funny

      I felt a great disturbance in the Flash, as if millions of browsers suddenly cried out in terror and suddenly dumped core. I fear something terrible has happened.

      --@yg

  11. Should have known better by bsDaemon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Murdoc's corporation, owns many dozens of news papers, magazines, TV and radio stations.

    He just bought the Dow Jones Corporation, including the Wall Street Journal, for fsck's sake!

    You would think that he has enough experience and market knowledge to know to to spend half a billion dollars on something targeted at 15 year olds who wear pants made for the opposite gender.

    Kids change fads more often than they change their underwear some times. Eventually, some of those grow up, go to college, and want something a little more serious and less... dumb.

    Then they abandon myspace.

    Oh well. Better luck next time, dude!

    1. Re:Should have known better by Captain+Hook · · Score: 2, Funny

      Kids change fads more often than they change their underwear some times.

      Maybe, but not changing their underwear is itself just a fad, soon all the hip kids will be taking multiple pairs of underwear to school and changing between each class. You mark my words.

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    2. Re:Should have known better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      wait wait, why are boys wearing girls pants? is this a new trend? i've been waiting for that opportunity for years! I guess this brings getting in their pants to a new level?

  12. Never let by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 2, Funny

    facts get in the way of a good bit of sensationalism.

  13. Re:A shill for the State gets his just deserts by Bedemus · · Score: 5, Funny

    MySpace, though, is the anti-thesis of government. It's about freedom. People don't necessarily realize that, but that's the end result from allowing people to freely communicate, gather and entertain.

    You may want to find a new line of reasoning. I think that argument is more likely to turn someone against freedom than it is to win someone over to MySpace.
  14. Re:Facebook won't last by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Leave me alone.
    Not feeling social?
  15. Re:A shill for the State gets his just deserts by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Funny

    MySpace, though, is the anti-thesis of government. It's about freedom. Indeed. It's about giving the technologically inept individual the power to suck total ass on the intarweb, because Geocities never made it easy enough back in the day.

  16. Re:Facebook won't last by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 4, Funny
    and move on to something new

    I recommend "friendster" :P

  17. Re:Mad? Really? by InlawBiker · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Murdoch Mostly Mopes; Missing Money Makes Monday More Melancholy."

    Slashdot submission sure sucks.

  18. Re:Maybe it's because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    But every day I get another invite from a hot girl who really wants to be my friend. She even gives me a link to her website where she keeps all the pictures myspace won't let her post. I never got this kind of attention before myspace

  19. Test run by game+kid · · Score: 3, Funny

    You have 1 new invitation (25% of 3.5 MB loaded) but you must be logged in to do that!

    (note the completely ambiguous use of MB that might mean million-byte or 2^20 depending on whether Murdoch and his code-slaves are RAIDophiles or TCP/IP fanatics)

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  20. Re:Mad? Really? by Sloppy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fox news isn't doing anything different from NBC, CBS and ABC.

    Yes, but try to give those companies some names as clever as "Faux." Whenever I turn my parody-demon loose on "CBS" I draw a blank. (Yes, comedians, I'm issuing you a challenge.)

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  21. Re:Mad? Really? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Funny

    Completely Blank Stare?

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  22. Re:Mad? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or maybe he took some photos of himself pouting with a camera held at arms length and used some program to overlay them with sparkly letter lyrics from taking back sunday, describing how much of a self-sacrificing saint (in sepia) he is for a world that just doesn't care.

    Of course he already does this somewhat with the WSJ...

  23. Re:Mad? Really? by monxrtr · · Score: 5, Funny

    CBS. We put the BS in news. What you C, is BS. CBS. News for the BS college graduate.

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  24. Re:Facebook won't last by cowscows · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's be fair, I only reworded a portion of the parent post. I was too lazy to rewrite the rest of it.

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  25. Re:aargh by vistic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Merge facebook and myspace? Yes! Everyone will want to come on MyFace!

  26. Re:Mad? Really? by billcopc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Duh. The title: "Murdoch fumes as Facebook overtakes MySpace" Yeah, Facebook gives me gas, too! *rimshot*

    (that's right, mod me funny, you know you wanna)

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  27. Re:Mad? Really? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Funny

    constant "Obama/Osama" name slip-ups. Can you blame them? The man executed a terrorist fist jab on camera! No wonder they're confused.
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  28. Re:Mad? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Constant Bull-Shit