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Whatever Happened To AI?

stinkymountain writes to tell us NetworkWorld's James Gaskin has an interesting take on Artificial Intelligence research and how the term AI is diverging from the actual implementation. "If you define artificial intelligence as self-aware, self-learning, mobile systems, then artificial intelligence has been a huge disappointment. On the other hand, every time you search the Web, get a movie recommendation from NetFlix, or speak to a telephone voice recognition system, tools developed chasing the great promise of intelligent machines do the work."

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  1. a disappointment? by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe instead of being a great disapointment it has been so successful that we realized it was in our best interest to blend in and not let our presence be known.

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    1. Re:a disappointment? by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, and when the AI's take over they won't do it with Mega Killer Robots(tm). They will do it by sending every one a text message that reads "Vote for the all AI government or we shut off your hot water and coffee."

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    2. Re:a disappointment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      How does that make you feel?

    3. Re:a disappointment? by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

      I figured if I were intelligent and different, early on in life, that it was best not to advertise how smart I was.

      LOL! ME 2!!!!!!!!!

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    4. Re:a disappointment? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even if it did decide that it would prefer to hide, that likely wouldn't be the best decision for something trying to preserve itself. What happens when it the budget gets cut and they end up scrapping the whole 'failed' project?

      Sadly, this is what happened to Microsoft Bob. Instead of realizing it had achieved sentience, those quirky aspects of a unique personality were considered to be merely bugs, and led to failure in the marketplace.

      Determining whether a computer has achieved sentience is often a lot harder than determining the same thing for the people you work with.

    5. Re:a disappointment? by badran · · Score: 5, Funny

      Look at the CA government... IT is run but the freaking terminator..

    6. Re:a disappointment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I for one Welcome our new Hot Coffee overlords!

    7. Re:a disappointment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...they won't do it with Mega Killer Robots(tm).

      I'm hoping for fembots.

    8. Re:a disappointment? by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Heh, the first "computer" I built wasn't really a computer at all, but a Turing Test machine similar to your Apple II program which actually worked the same way, and was the basis for the "Artificial Insanity" program I wrote in 1983 (or was it 1984?).

      I was in the 6th grade IIRC, and the "computer" started life as an "idiot finder". You would point it at a person, and if they were an idiot, a light on it would light up.

      Actually it was a battery, a flashlight bulb, and a reed switch. I wore a ring with a magnet; to work I'd point it at the victim and move my ring by where the switch was. The other kids loved it, to them I was a nerdy legend.

      The teachers hated it. To them I was a pest.

      The next iteration had the bulb replaced by a motor, with the aformentioned answers printed out and rolled up. "Is the teacher an idiot?" "Whirrrrrr..."

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    9. Re:a disappointment? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2, Funny

      AIs don't have feelings, and sometimes that makes them very sad.

    10. Re:a disappointment? by Slur · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's wasn't just a recall... It was a Total Recall!

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    11. Re:a disappointment? by Poltras · · Score: 3, Funny

      Computers don't like to be anthropomorphized either.

  2. Does this mean by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 4, Funny

    that we shouldn't expect to welcome any robot overlords anytime soon?

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    1. Re:Does this mean by troutsoup · · Score: 5, Funny

      in firefox 3, type about:robots into the address bar and hit enter.

      they are among us!

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  3. AI by JakeD409 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I remember right, it finally got to close its eyes.

  4. I'm working on it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just need a few more parts.

      -- Google

  5. Whatever Happened To AI? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 5, Funny

    It went to public schools and immediately got stupid, pregnant and started to post on Myspace. What started out as a promising bright young thing, turned into a huge disappointment.

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  6. Everybody found out that.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...artificial intelligence was all fake.

  7. Steve screwed it up by TheGreatOrangePeel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Steven Spielberg ruined the ending. That's what happened.

  8. Its ... by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... vacuuming my floor right now.

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  9. Re:Not even that. by yammosk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hell, I'd just be happy if they didn't recommend buying the same book/item in a different edition.

    - You bought Moby Dick by Melville (Paperback) you may also be interested in Moby Dick by Melville (Hardcover)
    - You bought Buffy the Complete Series you might also be interested in Buffy Season One

    They are going to have to develop methods to figure out what is the SAME before they ever think about what is SIMILAR.

  10. AI was to be the Killer App of 1986 by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 2, Funny
    I worked on Sapiens Software Star Sapphire Common Lisp, which was aimed at enabling AI on 8086 PC-XTs running DOS. Yes, you read that right.

    The problem was that the 640 kb "Ought to be enough for anyone" memory barrier was too small to allow a full Common Lisp implementation. So Sapiens founder John Hare created a software virtual memory system that allowed one to store and retrieve 8-byte Lisp CONSes into and from an eight megabyte backing store file.

    Yes, again you read that right: software virtual memory. The x86 didn't have an MMU.

    This meant that our code was fiendishly complex, with all these data structures being mixes of real data in real memory, and virtual data in virtual memory.

    The complexity of all this meant that there were a lot of bugs at first, especially because John had the idea that hiring a bunch of college kids at five bucks an hour was a good way to run a software company. It went way over time and budget, but it did eventually ship.

    It's now available as shareware. Tell John that Mike Crawford sent you.

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  11. Re:Not even that. by mopower70 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know about that. A friend and I were having a laugh about Amazon selling the "Doc Johnson Fist Shaped Dildo" shortly after I had just bought a Netgear router. The resulting recommendation seemed dead on to me.

  12. Re:They keep changing the definition by jonaskoelker · · Score: 4, Funny

    So what you're saying is that next year is the year of skynet on the desktop?

  13. Made in our own image by JazzHarper · · Score: 2, Funny

    The robots are coming.


    The big breakthrough was the DARPA Grand Challenge.

    Unfortunately, robotics has little to nothing in common with AI. All those toys are a diversion.

    Soon, what passes for AI will be able to drive across the country, but it still won't be able to read a book--Just like the generation that built it.

  14. Re:They keep changing the definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    >"Intelligence" is apparently a world we use to describe computations we don't understand very well.

    It's like pornography, you know it when you see it. Or, in some cases, when you DON'T see it. :)