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Children Concerned By Parents' Web Habits

praps writes "Children are becoming increasingly worried about their parents' Internet habits, according to a report just released in Sweden. Unsurprisingly, dads surfing for pornography is the most common problem, but chatroom addiction also featured in the report — as is a mother who has become obsessed with World of Warcraft. 'This summer she has been sitting up all day and all night and she forgets what's important to me,' wrote the woman's 13-year-old daughter. 'And when she's not at the computer she's like a lost soul. She just looks straight ahead and says nothing.'" There are also a lot of scammers out there who like nothing better than to find retirees who they can sucker into get-rich-quick schemes involving real-estate, stock options, and convincing the neighbors to be part of a "downstream" for MLM marketing ploys.

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  1. WoW by EriktheGreen · · Score: 5, Funny

    The WoW thing could be bad... depends on whether she's chatting/enjoying herself, or whether she's actually addicted. The Dad surfing for porn thing is normal though.

    1. Re:WoW by Omestes · · Score: 3, Funny

      You forgot the crappy glove enchant, and the mithril spurs.

      I guess they aren't items unto themselves, but still.

      Pedantry ho!

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  2. Can't you meet them on SecondLife? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Especially if mom lives there now.

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    1. Re:Can't you meet them on SecondLife? by Kreigaffe · · Score: 4, Funny

      I doubt you'd want to meet anyone, most especially your parents, in SecondLife.

      Nobody wants to see a Fox version of their father getting sodomized by a well-endowed Lion-mother.

      And that, good friends, is SecondLife in a sentence. You may think there's more to that game, but it's all a scam.

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  3. Re:May I be the first to say by vux984 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll be off the computer in a minute sweaty, go watch TV.

    Maybe you should send your kid outside to play instead of sitting on her fat ass watching TV.
    Then maybe one day you'll call her 'sweety' instead of 'sweaty'. :)

  4. Re:My DM is like that... WOW Addict by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    He told me he has 7 70's.

    Is this a problem?

    Yes.

    There are nine character classes available.

    Clearly he is slacking.

  5. Re:Got sick of fixing my parents computer ... by Hatta · · Score: 4, Funny

    The last support call I got was because my dad couldn't figure out which port the speakers plugged in to (and apparently he's becoming color blind). I think they're just making stuff up now to guilt me into visiting.

    You could at least leave the basement for dinner.

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  6. A new spin by GroeFaZ · · Score: 3, Funny

    This time around, the slogan is "Think of the parents!" ?

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  7. Please! by mazarin5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Won't somebody please think of the parents?

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  8. Thanks for the reminder ... by MacTO · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have make sure my 9 year old son making dinner for the wife and I. Back in a minute.

  9. Re:There's another problem... by NoodleSlayer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, because kids were never self-centered little brats before this generation.

  10. Re:LOLCOCKS in your ROFLFACE by tristian_was_here · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are your children worried about your slashdot trolling?

  11. Re:LOLCOCKS in your ROFLFACE by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mine are increasingly worried that I'm turning into a Slashbot. I'm not sure why.

    Well, anyway, I, for one, welcome our new Slashdot-trolling parental overlords!

    In Soviet Russia, children worry about YOU!!!

  12. easy by rastoboy29 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Smash Mom's monitor with a hammer. 

  13. I suppose these kids.. by Sloppy · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..will go crying to the government to Do Something, to make up for their lack of parent-raising skills.

    Kids, if you don't think you can handle the responsibility, then don't become a child!

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  14. Re:Because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So there isn't any magical digital crack in these games that forces you to play...

    However, "magical digital crack" is the cause of my porn addiction.

  15. Re:LOLCOCKS in your ROFLFACE by Hojima · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mother plays WoW and father plays with himself Am I the only one that sees a correlation in the two? Seems to me that they should be playing a bit more "GTFO mommy and daddy are wrestling".