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Supreme Court Holds Right to Bear Arms Applies to Individuals

Posted by timothy on from the founders'-rolling-speed-reduced-slightly dept.

Now.Imperfect writes "In its last day of session, the Supreme Court has definitively clarified the meaning of the Second Amendment. The confusion is whether the Second Amendment allows merely for the existence of a state militia, or the private ownership of guns. This ruling is in response to a case regarding the 32-year-old Washington DC ban on guns." This is one of the most-watched Supreme Court cases in a long time, and Wikipedia's page on the case gives a good overview; the actual text of the decision (PDF) runs to 157 pages, but the holding is summarized in the first three. There are certainly other aspects of the Second Amendment left unaddressed, however, so you can't go straight to the store for a recently made automatic rifle.

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  1. Sweet by multipartmixed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now they can address more pressing issues. Like the right to bare chests.

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    1. Re:Sweet by Harold+Halloway · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or the right to arm bears.

    2. Re:Sweet by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Funny

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    3. Re:Sweet by Gewalt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or the right to arm bears. Man, that used to be so much funnier before reading His Dark Materials.
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    4. Re:Sweet by roystgnr · · Score: 5, Funny

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    5. Re:Sweet by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've gone all the way to translucent.

    6. Re:Sweet by QuantumHobbit · · Score: 5, Funny

      No! Not bears. They're godless killing machines.

    7. Re:Sweet by rrkap · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fish. Now my turn:

      What's in my pocket? :-P

      I don't know, but can you stop playing with it for a second?
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    8. Re:Sweet by ROMRIX · · Score: 4, Funny

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  2. Re:What a moot issue by Hatta · · Score: 4, Funny

    American citizens are already revolting. They don't need guns for that. ;)

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  3. How Effective are Bear Arms For Home Defence? by MrSteveSD · · Score: 4, Funny

    I suppose the claws could cut any intruder up pretty bad, but are they practical?

  4. Re:This is a monumental and historic decision by dirk · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's so nice to have a new immigrant to our country, how long have you been in the US? One week or two?

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  5. Re:This is a monumental and historic decision by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

    How is "the right to own a gun" on the same team as "ban abortions...

    If fetuses could carry guns, there would be no need to outlaw abortions.

  6. Re:This is a monumental and historic decision by MagicM · · Score: 5, Funny

    How can you mess up "you must be new here?" like that?

    You must be new here.