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Dead At 92, Business Computing Pioneer David Caminer

Brooklyn Bob points out this fascinating obituary of David Caminer, the first systems analyst. "The tea company he worked for developed their own hardware and software — in 1951! Quoting New Scientist: 'In today's terms it would be like hearing that Pizza Hut had developed a new generation of microprocessor, or McDonald's had invented the Internet.'"

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  1. McDonalds? by DeadDecoy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is it me or does it just a bit off-putting to use an analogy to equate some of the world's more innovative pioneers with the mc'nugget?

  2. Output by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first output was something almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

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  3. Re:So close by bar-agent · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the little I know of academic teachings, it's not considered trendy to focus on such areas - particularly as he didn't program in Java

    Yeah, he probably programmed in T.

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  4. Re:Please hold the milk by Colin+Smith · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sorry,you can't possibly love English tea, at least not the real stuff. English tea cannot be drunk black. It is stewed in a teapot for 30 minutes specifically to turn the stomach lining to leather.
     

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  5. Re:Another "Inventor" by JustOK · · Score: 4, Funny

    Super-size your internet, drive-thru downloads, I'm lovin' it.

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  6. Re:Please hold the milk by jd · · Score: 4, Funny

    The water must also be poured onto the leaves at 98.2'c, and preferably still be above 95' when it hits the stomach lining. This helps in the leather-making process. (You don't want it too much colder, say in the 60' temperature range, or you'll get cancer. (pubmed report))

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  7. Cup Of Brown Joy by gregski · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes precisely this seriously:

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eELH0ivexKA

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  8. uhh by nomadic · · Score: 3, Funny

    The tea company he worked for developed their own hardware and software -- in 1951! Quoting New Scientist: 'In today's terms it would be like hearing that Pizza Hut had developed a new generation of microprocessor, or McDonald's had invented the Internet.'"

    Uhhh...actually we didn't really need a redefinition in "today's terms." I mean, it's still like hearing a tea company developed their own hardware and software.

  9. Re:Please hold the milk by Rapid+Supreme+17 · · Score: 4, Funny

    This makes sense, seeing as you'd need that leather lining to stomach English cooking. To those about to mod me down, I love Yorkshire pudding! Please take that into consideration before you obliterate me.