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What Do You Want On Future Browsers?

Coach Wei writes "An industry wishlist for future browsers has been collected and developed by OpenAjax Alliance. Using wiki as an open collaboration tool, the feature list now lists 37 separate feature requests, covering a wide range of technology areas, such as security, Comet, multimedia, CSS, interactivity, and performance. The goal is to inform the browser vendors about what the Ajax developer community feels are most important for the next round of browsers (i.e., FF4, IE9, Safari4, and Opera10) and to provide supplemental details relative to the feature requests. Currently, the top three voted features are: 2D Drawing/Vector Graphics, The Two HTTP Connection Limit Issue, and HTML DOM Operation Performance In General . OpenAjax Alliance is calling for everyone to vote for his/her favorite features. The alliance also strongly encourages people to comment on the wiki pages for each of the existing features and to add any important new features that are not yet on the list." On a related note, an anonymous reader writes "The Tao of Mac has put up pretty interesting list of five things that are still wrong with browsers these days, and I have to wonder — with things like AIR starting to be accepted by developers, do we still need the browser at all?"

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  1. Personally I want... by Verdatum · · Score: 4, Funny

    Laserbeams....oh yeah...and Ninjas!!!

    1. Re:Personally I want... by andrewd18 · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, no, you want frickin' ninjas with frickin' laser beams on their heads. That's obviously superior to individual ninjas and laser beams.

    2. Re:Personally I want... by Zencyde · · Score: 5, Funny

      Laser beams? Hell, I want porn! Porn with frickin' laser beams!

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    3. Re:Personally I want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ninja SHARKS... with lasers on their heads.

    4. Re:Personally I want... by Cley+Faye · · Score: 2, Funny

      i would like to have porn with sex ninjas and frickin' laser beams!!!1

      ... and sharks in the middle of this, I suppose ?

    5. Re:Personally I want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...actually, forget the laser beams!

    6. Re:Personally I want... by ultranova · · Score: 3, Funny

      Laser beams? Hell, I want porn! Porn with frickin' laser beams!

      Word of warning: I've seen it, and it ain't pretty.

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  2. Force feedback by nuzak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Teledildonics. Mmm.

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    1. Re:Force feedback by dedazo · · Score: 3, Funny

      That will take a while. But in the meantime, here's the best next thing.

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    2. Re:Force feedback by OzPeter · · Score: 3, Funny

      I. Am. Now. Officially. Scared. I thought you were putting up a joke link. Ugggghhhh.

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  3. Why only 2D Vectors? by StCredZero · · Score: 4, Funny

    Give me 3D vector graphics, and let me play Battlezone in the browser!

  4. FF3 by pla$+!k · · Score: 5, Funny

    Firefox 3 ought to be enough for everybody

  5. Slashdot effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    First of all, I want them to fix the Slashdot effect so I can read about the other probems.....

  6. Re:I want what most users want. by Angostura · · Score: 5, Funny

    You'll be wanting Lynx, my friend.

  7. Re:Fast and clean by Daimanta · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Fast and clean"

    Guess what ideal webbrowser and ideal hookers have in common.

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  8. Modular design by lazyDog86 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think that you have to make the design modular so the ninjas can be made available either with or without laser beams. While we're at it, we will really need an open standard bus supporting ninja-laser interconnectivity. I should think that we could interest an IEEE working group in such an activity. It's important that we develop a generic enough command set so that our ninjas and lasers can interact with as rich a set of other devices as possible. (i.e. ninja-laser-television-beer cooler interoperability would be high on my list)

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  9. Pffft! Real men don't need Lynx. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Funny

    $ telnet www.google.com 80

    nuff said.

  10. Re:Fast and clean by BGrif · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't forget that they both should take up as little space in your memory as possible.

  11. Re:stability? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow I didn't.

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    Mmmmmmm. I need a moment...alone...

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  12. Re:I want what most users want. by eldepeche · · Score: 5, Funny

    Basically, it would be really nice to never leave your web browser because all the functionality is there.

    Have you considered Emacs?

  13. A porn button by roc97007 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would save a lot of time.

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  14. Re:stability? by dominious · · Score: 1, Funny

    wait..your web browser feeds your dog? boy i have missed a lot, has AI gone that far?

  15. 3 Kitchen sink add ons by ukemike · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have 3 different kitchen sink add-ons. One is really good at hot and cold water, one is great at draining, but it crashes if you get hair in there. I use a third for dispose-all purposes.

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  16. Re:Feeping creaturitis by Plutonite · · Score: 2, Funny

    This could be a great start to the modular vs. monolithic kernel debate! Where is Tannenbaum when you need him :(

  17. Re:Feeping creaturitis by AmyRose1024 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have you tried Lynx?

  18. Re:Not just support for SVG, but mixed SVG/XHTML by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Funny

    However, it's possible that they will end up providing some more graceful degradation of the content, in which case users might start seeing messages like, "Sorry, this page doesn't display in Internet Explorer 10, because Internet Explorer 10 doesn't support SVG. Please use an SVG-enabled browser, such as Firefox, Safari, Opera, Konqueror, or Galeon."

    I think I'd go into full cardiac arrest if I ever saw that error message from IE.

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