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Roundest Object In the World Created
holy_calamity writes "An international research group has created the most perfect spheres ever made, in a bid to pin down a definition of the kilogram. It should be possible to count exactly the number of atoms in one of the roughly 9cm silicon spheres to define the unit. Currently the kilogram is defined only by a 120-year-old lump of platinum in Paris, but its mass is changing relative to copies held elsewhere. Other SI units have more systematic definitions."
No mere human will never be able to accomplish what God did with Jennifer Lopez's ass.
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
Ero-manga?
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted." -Groucho Marx
In a press release today, Sir Mix-A-Lot is quoted as saying that, by viewing this object, "You get sprung", as well as "[wanting to] pull up tough" because of the perfect shape of the object.
He was later quoted as saying that "I like'em round and big, And when I'm throwin a gig, I just can't help myself". Clearly, he is an aficionado for perfectly round objects.
* my captcha was "beating", which is what I deserve for the 90's reference.
In other news... these same scientists are hosting the BEST GAME OF PONG EVER this weekend!
"Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule."
So the metric system, which is touted as being so much more accurate than the measurements we here in the U.S. know and love is has a measurement that is based on a disappearing lump of metal? The only logical conclusion one can draw from this disclosure is that the metric system is magic, and should be burned at the stake.
So I'm not getting fatter, it's the kilogram that's getting slender!
"First we create a perfect sphere, then we count the number of atoms exactly - and we get a kilogram standard!"
"Alright... so how big do we make this sphere?"
"Oh you know.. roughly 9 cm, give or take."
Did anyone else read "most perfect", and flinch?
A soccer match with a ball made from solid silicon? Now that's something I'd pay to watch.
USE HOT GRITS WITH STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN (NAKED AND PETRIFIED)
*raises her hand*
There is beauty in many different breast shapes, though everyone will have their preferences. I think any slashdotter with access to any kind of breasts would be pretty happy. Apart from the female ones, they probably aren't too fussed.
Sadly, I suspect that a great many slashdotters have breasts. Male or female...
He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
why not use, say, electrons, as in 1kg=weight of 1.1xxxe30 electrons (at rest)?
They tried that, but when they charged their terafarad capacitor with 1e30 electrons so that they could calibrate their scale, somebody accidentally grounded it and the massive arc of current blew the roof off of the lab.
They are Dalek-bumps, you insensitive clod!
It's 1024 grams, right? Easy definition.
> Honestly, as a married man I don't understand why anyone would think that...
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> My first thought was of more efficient ball bearings
Thanks. I've printed this comment out and plan to show it to my friends when they bug me about why I'm not married.