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PC Repair In Texas Now Requires a PI License
JohnnyNapalm writes "In some shocking news out of Texas, PC repair will now require a PI License. Surely this stands to have a substantial impact on small repair shops around the state if upheld. Never fear, however, as the first counter-suit has already been filed."
This should prevent Apple fans using Apple stores as places of worship in that state, since they'll have to close down.
"PC Repair in Texas now requires a pi license"
Want to fix PCs? Recite the first 100 decimal places of pi.
Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power lost.
Really what are you and Texas laughing about?
Texas computer users thrilled by new law
A new Texas law that requires PC repairmen to hold a PI license has computer users giggling in glee. One user, Guy Pern told PCMag, "finally, I don't have to worry about those blundering fools deleting the thousands of photos of my children when they format my computer to reinstall Windows XP."
FBI agent Brute Farce was disappointed though. After arresting Guy Pern he commented to a PCMag reporter, "I guess it makes our job easier because we can just arrest these pervs when they pick up their computers. But I kinda miss the days of breaking down theirs doors and watching them masturbate in their computer chairs."
And I always thought users should be licensed. Silly me.
Despite the alarmist tone of TFA, the law is obviously not intended to apply to computer repair. It is meant to apply to those whose work involves the review and analysis of material stored on a computer. In other words, Media Sentry will need a PI license to check Texans' hard drives, but the Geek Squad can just keep on as they have been. Sorry, my Texas friends, but you can't avoid working on your mom's Windows Vista machine by telling her you don't have PI license.
Oh hell, this would shut down the entire fucking state!
Don't want to break the law but work in IT? Shut down the servers and start passing out pin and paper. All calculations will take place with personal calculators. After all, we can't touch the data without a PI license.
Life is not for the lazy.
Wow, Canada has reinvented the apothecary =)
There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
>...but do I expect my local PC tech guy to have investigative training? ...
It's so that they can carry a gun before telling you: "I reformatted your harddrive, you have a backup, don't you?"
Actually, it would have been a good idea to get started in 2002.
Your government hasn't given up on the idea that any worker with access to your privacy should inform them of your activities.
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And as far as this case goes, nobody who goes to Best Buy with computer problems is even asking for an investigator -- they just want somebody to install antivirus and make AOL work again.
To make AOL work again, you don't want a Private Investigator. You want a Miracle Worker.
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Yes, that way if he gets angry with you he's a mile away, and barefoot.
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I would argue that firing a gun is much more likely to produce evidence against someone than repairing a computer will, but you don't need any kind of license for that in Texas.
Time to amend the constitution then? The citizen's rights to....reinstall Windows shall not be infringed?
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