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Meet the New Chess Boxing Champion of the World

Attila Dimedici writes "A Russian man has just been crowned world champion in the sport of chess boxing. Apparently the idea originated in a French comic strip from the early '90s. In 2003 a Dutch artist decided to bring the 'sport' to life. The 'sport' is played by starting a chess match in the middle of a boxing ring. After four minutes, the chess board is cleared and the opponents box for three minutes. A match consists of six rounds of chess and five rounds of boxing. A match is decided by knockout, checkmate, or points."

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  1. That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard by oodaloop · · Score: 5, Funny

    and I can't wait to watch it.

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  2. new sport.. by Rixel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmm....

    I have come up with a new sport come April

    Tax-Sex

    You sit in the middle of the Kitchen and agonize over deductions for 10 minutes, then do it doggy style on them thar reciepts.

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    1. Re:new sport.. by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just one question: Where in the hell are you finding hot, horny accountants?

      Certainly not at the H&R Block....

    2. Re:new sport.. by Joebert · · Score: 5, Funny

      Where's the new part ?

      I've been getting fucked on my taxes for years.

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    3. Re:new sport.. by greg1104 · · Score: 5, Funny

      This sport, combining complicated tax work with being fucked hard, already exists: they call it "getting an audit".

  3. Afterwards in a rare exhibition match..... by multipass666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    He goes head-to-head against the world champion of Kung-fu Go.

  4. Codeboxing by techsoldaten · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, we have something like that at my company called codeboxing.

    Developers receive documentation and go off to work on something. The moment they run into an ambiguous or poorly defined requirement, they jump into the ring with the person who wrote it for up to 6 rounds of boxing. Between rounds, they refine the language of the requirement. The match is decided by a panel of managers, agreement between the two parties, or knock out.

    M

  5. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't see a problem. Fighers don't fight outside their class, so why would they do it when chess-boxing. Bruiser vs. nerd would be a very odd matchup. This is a game for intellectual pugilists.

  6. Battle Chess Nostalgia by eennaarbrak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was rather hoping for a BattleChess like game where the players box it out to decide which piece captures which. This just sounds ... weird.

  7. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by techsoldaten · · Score: 5, Informative

    The chess part is speed chess, which can be quite difficult and heavily favors those who are well practiced in strategy and able to make decisions faster.

    Players are given 1 - 5 minutes each to win a game, which generally does not result in a checkmate outcome. Rather, the person whose time expires first loses. The best strategy is to set up complex positions on the board that require ample thought on the part of your opponent and watch his or her time expire.

    I would put my money on the chess player who can roll with the punches and make effective 1 second moves on the board. You can do rope a dope sometimes by letting other players move very quickly and eating up their major pieces when they make a mistake.

    M

  8. Actually, this may not be as idiotic as it sounds. by RustinHWright · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Once I started RTFAing the repeated comments about concentration and ability to shift modes starting getting my attention. Modern pentathalon started out as a way to simulate certain kinds of combat, and, for its time, made quite a bit of sense. I'm willing to bet that we'll see some very serious people start to get into this as a way to hone skills used for activities that aren't cheesy at all. A way to test one's ability to think strategically and tactically while out of breath and in pain is a damn good thing for anybody who is expected to function in combat. Even first responders in non-violent professions might gain from this.

    Gotta say, not for me, to say the least, but I'll be very curious to see how this evolves and what kinds of people end up getting into it.

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  9. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by Propaganda13 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I thought the same thing, and figured they must have rules against this type of play.

      But then couldn't a boxer like Mike Tyson immediately win the world champion title in the second round of the fight?

    No, the WCBO's statutes foresee a minimum ELO ranking of 1800 in chess. Each competitor has to fulfil this minimum standard in order to participate in an official chessboxing fight. Someone like Mike Tyson would need years of training to reach this standard...
    In addition, there's also the zugzwang rule. When a chessboxer doesn't make a move and the referee has good reason to believe that he or she is doing this deliberately, a warning is issued. When the chessboxer still fails to make a move, a second warning is issued whereupon he or she is forced to make a move. If no move is made upon the second warning, the player is immediately disqualified.

  10. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Chrisje · · Score: 5, Funny

    They can't televise it!

    The First Rule of Chess Club is You Do Not Talk about Chess Club!

  11. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Tom · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't think it's ridiculous at all. Anyone trained in any martial art (not just eastern, count boxing, fencing, etc. as well) will probably agree.

    Keeping your senses and your ability to think during a fight is anything but trivial, and requires a lot of training.

    Most regular people would probably have trouble just remembering how the pieces move after a few minutes of fighting, with all the adrenaline pumping and your whole body in "I have no time for thinking" mode.

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  12. Re:I'd put money on the boxer any day by 7+digits · · Score: 5, Informative

    > Players are given 1 - 5 minutes each to win a game, which generally does not result in a checkmate outcome
    Do you actually play chess ? Blitz games often ends in checkmate, because the player with the biggest time pressure will blunder.

    I have seen my son give otb (=over the board) checkmate in rapid chess to someone 300 ELO higher than him with 3 seconds vs 5 seconds left and 8 moves.

    Of course, the player with worst position can choose not to move and lose on time, but it is the stupidest thing to do, because in chess, you can think on the opponent time

    Just look at the tie-break in US women championship. 11 seconds vs 2 seconds. Wanna bet who won ?

    Lurk around playchess.com. You'll see 1 minute bullets games (ie: 1 minute for each opponents). The average rate of play is higher than 1 move per second, and they generally finish in checkmate.

    PS: slashdot formatting is borken for me. Can' do proper paragraphs. Such is life

  13. Self desturcting sports by Lazypete · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The funny thing about this sports is that a champion is bound to loose its title quickly, the more the champion boxe, the worst he must be getting at chess. Since after a year or two having your face punched turn your brain into molasses...

  14. Prior Art by belthize · · Score: 5, Funny

          Sort of. 20 some odd years ago my room mate considered combining rugby and chess and called it "full contact chess".

          We played beer chess instead. Somebody had a 4'x4' chess board. Pawns were Mickey's, rooks were Fosters, queens were a bottle of wine etc. Every time a chess piece was taken you had to drink it. We rarely lost; against the beer drinker types we just out played them, against the chess player types we'd trade down pieces early and out drink them.

          Simpler times ...

    Belthize

  15. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by hey! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't think it's ridiculous at all. Anyone trained in any martial art (not just eastern, count boxing, fencing, etc. as well) will probably agree.

    Keeping your senses and your ability to think during a fight is anything but trivial, and requires a lot of training.

    Most regular people would probably have trouble just remembering how the pieces move after a few minutes of fighting, with all the adrenaline pumping and your whole body in "I have no time for thinking" mode.

    Perhaps ironically for a geek, I don't know what it's like to be good at chess, but I do know what it's like to be good at fighting.

    A lot of intelligent people aren't good at fighting because they overanalyze a fight. It's helpful to watch other people fight and analyze, but in a fight you have to be in the moment. I knew an architect who was very physically powerful, but never able to fight well because he tried to think strategically during a fight. He was always thinking, if I do this, then he'll do that, then I'll do this etc. A cunning fighter is one who reacts in the moment, in a way that is both appropriate and unpredictable.

    "Thinking" in a fight -- if it can be called that -- is not sequential, nor is it analytical. It's more wholistic and intuitive. Even a swift reasoner cannot project future scenarios fast enough to keep up with the present, and being in the moment is critical. The reason the average person can't remember the details of a fight is that he isn't paying attention. He's thinking about the past ("that punch hurt") or the future ("I'm going to get murdered.") An experienced fighter is aware of every detail without being stuck on any one.

    Although I can't say from experience, I wonder if this means being good at chess isn't a little like being good at sparring. My faults as a chess player are like the faults of my architect friend as a fighter; although I have formidable analytical skills, they aren't a match for somebody who moves with the swift assurance of being familiar with the scenario. I spend too much time dealing with the shambles of my "strategy" to take advantage of the opportunities my opponent's moves create.

    As far as silliness is concerned, all sports are silly if you look at them the right way. Chess and barehand fighting are individual sports pared down to the minimally interesting essentials: two individuals striving to gain advantage over each other. Perhaps arm wresting is more basic, but not sufficiently complex to invite tactical analysis.

    In any case, Chess Boxing is clearly a sport tailor made for Russia.

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  16. Re:That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever hea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They can't televise it!

    The First Rule of Chess Club is You Do Not Talk about Chess Club!

    Oddly enough, The First Rule of Date Club is also You Do Not Talk About Chess Club.