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Hans Reiser Leads Police To Nina's Body

jlmcgraw was the first to alert us that Hans Reiser has led police to the location in the Oakland Hills where he buried the body of his wife Nina. (We discussed the rumor that he would do so last month.) SFGate.com reports that remains were recovered but have not yet been identified. Reiser is to be sentenced on Wednesday. CBS5 claims that Reiser made a deal for a reduced sentence, to 15 years, in exchange for revealing the body.

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  1. Re:Okay there you go by ergo98 · · Score: 5, Funny

    All you people who said "I still don't believe Hans did it" -- do you doubt it now?

    The guy was persecuted for being a little strange, which is an outrage. Oh, and he also killed his wife.

  2. Re:Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hans shot first

  3. Re:Choice of file system by DrEldarion · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is just one more thing for the 15 year olds who think they're e-badasses because they use Linux to brag about.

    "Oh yeah? Who designed your WinBlow$ file system? Just some monopolist? My file system was designed by a murderer. I totally have you beat."

  4. Re:Sad by SoCalChris · · Score: 5, Funny
  5. Re:Okay there you go by badasscat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, he knew where the body was buried.

    Lucky guess!

  6. Re:This makes me sad by ShaunC · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fuck you, ShaunC.

    Don't you mean "fsck you?"

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  7. Re:He duped the great majority of us... by NightFears · · Score: 5, Funny

    The correct English idiom is a bit different: the proof of the pudding is in eating. It is interesting to note that the idiom is paradoxical. What proof would remain, if youa ate Nina's body?

  8. Re:Sad by ScrewMaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, no question it's a killer filesystem.

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  9. Re:Still could be innocent by 2.7182 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe he was angry with her because she was having an affair. He bought a gun out of anger, but didn't want to kill her. He goes home, to find her with her lover. In a struggle with the lover, the lover the lover wrests the gun from Hans. He's got the gun pointed at Hans, who reveals that his wife has in fact ANOTHER lover. In anger, the lover shoots Nina and flees. Hans has no idea who he was, and Nina dies sadly in his arms. The only way he can avoid blame for the murder (having just legally purchased the gun) is to bury Nina himself. In the end, Hans feels responsible for her death, having driven her away from him due to his obsession with work, and of course, the foolish decision to buy the guy. He sees only too late that he should forgiven her for such a minor human flaw, and if he had, then he would still be with her.

  10. Re:Still could be innocent by flanksteak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Was Fabio on the cover of this book?

  11. Re:Still could be innocent by The+Iso · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I were separated from my wife and bound by a restraining order, and she was having sex with her new lover IN MY HOUSE, I would probably kill her, too.

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  12. Jokes in bad taste by RudeIota · · Score: 5, Funny
    After his relationship became fragmented Resier rm'oved his wife by forking her to death and packed her tail in a shallow grave he allocated in the dirt near some trees. He was almost unlinked to the case, but he really fsck'd up afterward, because the fool wrote all the details of the murder in his journal!

    After being out-of-order in court, he spilled the encryptic details about where his wife was stored and from there on, the jury knew he was corrupted. Strangely enough, due to his cooperation, officials didn't even have to raid his home...

    You know what though...? inode he was a criminal all along.

    There, I'm glad to have gotten that out of my system.

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  13. Re:Okay there you go by flibuste · · Score: 5, Funny

    Debian randomness!

  14. Re:This makes me sad by Z34107 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Agree. I think where he went wrong was killing his wife. Also, optimizing for edge cases which rarely appear standard operation...

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  15. Re:Still could be innocent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember to enable soft updates before executing this plan.

  16. Re:Okay there you go by beav007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lucky guess!

    No, he found the location in his journal...

  17. Oblig. Simpsons ref. by mfnickster · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Reiser was less of an asshole during his trial he would have literally gotten away with murder

    Yes, I remember it well... particularly when he jumped up and shouted:

    "It's chowdah! CHOWDAH!! Say it RIGHT!!!"

    "I'll kill you-- I'll kill all of you, especially those of you in the jury!!!"

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  18. Re:I guess this means he falls under the messy typ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The urge to divide everything into two -- black or white, friend or enemy, capitalism or communism, christian or heathen, disorganized or organized -- is a recognized mental oddity.

    In most cases, there is not only a sliding scale (or shades of grey, if you like), but multiple axes.

    So there are people who divide everything into two, and those who do not?

  19. Re:Still could be innocent by The+Bender · · Score: 5, Funny

    You might be wanting the "Post Anonymously" button there, dude...

  20. Re:Sad by B3ryllium · · Score: 5, Funny

    Should've gone with BeFS. At least the filesystem is indexed and instantly searchable.

  21. Re:Still could be innocent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We didn't get it because we don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Most likely because we aren't the kind of guys that go to musicals. You might have better luck in the Apple section.