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Cable-Laying Boom Will Boost Internet Capacity

Barence writes "Dozens of new undersea internet cables are set to be laid over the next couple of years, providing a huge boost to worldwide capacity. The huge boom in internet video has led to doomsday scenarios of the internet running out of capacity. Although experts believe that there is abundant amounts of 'dark fibre' lying unused in oceans across the world, major telcos are pushing ahead with projects that will see at least 25 new cables laid by 2010, at a cost of $6.4bn."

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  1. Domesday by Brumdail · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not another Domesday scenario! I prefer cubes...

    1. Re:Domesday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      We don't need another hero. All we want is life beyond the bandwidth dome...

  2. Dark Fibre? by hellfish006 · · Score: 5, Funny

    i assume it amounts to 90% of the fibre on earth...

    1. Re:Dark Fibre? by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Every time I go um, "cable laying" the results are pretty god damned dark.....

    2. Re:Dark Fibre? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Finally a scientific explanation for the ever accelerating expansion of porn on the internet

    3. Re:Dark Fibre? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 3, Funny

      How about the "boom", is that part normal?

  3. This time... by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 5, Funny

    They'd better be anchor-proof.

  4. More cable? by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anchors Aweigh!

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  5. Great by Corpuscavernosa · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess there's not much to say except 1) yay, the internet is not going to reach capacity and 2) now I won't have to worry about going back to magazines for pr0n. Much easier to clear your cache and history than finding a good wife/girlfriend/son proof hiding spot at the house.

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    1. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What do you need to do that for? Just get your wife/girlfriend to watch it with you. Problem solved. They're just as horny as you are, they just hide it better. And... your son is going to find it no matter where you put it. Trust me.. been there, done that.

  6. slashdotters... by CDMA_Demo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dozens of new undersea internet cables are set to be laid

    Look, even cables get laid

    1. Re:slashdotters... by oodaloop · · Score: 2, Funny

      If all the undersea fiber optic cable were laid end to end...I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

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    2. Re:slashdotters... by Endo13 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It helps if you know how "filleted" is pronounced.

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  7. Re:Really hate those "domesday" predictions.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    yeah, the editors really aren't "thinging" when it comes to spelling and grammar checking ;)

  8. Re:The Fiber I Care About by denis-The-menace · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even if you could, you'd be capped at 40GB/mo and get Copyright warnings in the email.

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  9. Re:Dark Fiber by value_added · · Score: 2, Funny

    No light means it's dark.

    But that's only half the story.

    Because it's dark (dark is heavier than light, which is why it gets darker the deeper you go into the oceans), the cable sinks to the bottom. If the cables were full of light, they'd float to the top of the ocean where pirates could steal the bandwidth and possibly spread spam or even malware worldwide.

    The trick, of course is ensuring that "undersea cables" remain so. For that, anchors are used. They're sort of like firewall anchors, but bigger and heavier.

  10. Caribbean cables by Neeperando · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does supplying more bandwidth to the Caribbean mean that the MPAA will have to start trying to prevent Pirates of the Caribbean from being downloaded illegally by pirates in the Caribbean?

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