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Louisiana Passes Intelligent Design Law

H0D_G writes "The US state of Louisiana has passed the 'Science Education Act,' a piece of legislation that could allow Intelligent design to be taught in schools. From the article: 'The act is designed to slip ID in "through the back door"'"

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  1. I guess ID really isn't creationism then.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...we all know how Christianity feels about slipping things in through the back door.

    1. Re:I guess ID really isn't creationism then.. by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Such extremes such as celibacy have forced even priests into the arms of pederasty.

      That's an interesting perspective. I've always thought that the opposite was true: that the priesthood attracted homosexual pedophiles because of the lifestyle and ready access to children under the guise of a trusted authority. I wonder if this is something that can be reliably studied?

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    2. Re:I guess ID really isn't creationism then.. by mcmonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And you've assigned the blame to a small sect in the Roman catholic church, when there's small sects in nearly all religious groups that don't practice what they preach.

      I'm sure I'll be modded flamebait or troll, but this is a serious question. I really want to know.

      Is there any sect of Christianity that practices what it preaches?

      For example, do the old testament rules apply or not? When it suits their agenda, the old testament is the unerring word of god. When they want a ham sandwich, the old laws don't apply any more; they've been superseded by the new testament.

    3. Re:I guess ID really isn't creationism then.. by kestasjk · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder if this is something that can be reliably studied?

      I think getting the children for the study might be a bit of a problem.

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    4. Re:I guess ID really isn't creationism then.. by Ichoran · · Score: 5, Informative

      There are plenty of well-documented examples of bacteria developing resistance to antibiotics. That, in the context the bacteria are in, is beneficial and passed on.

      There are a bazillion other examples, but this is the most obvious and trivial. Because not only can you do experiments like that in the lab, it tends to mess up your *other* experiments if you assume that a strain of bacteria will forever be antibiotic-sensitive.

    5. Re:I guess ID really isn't creationism then.. by crmarvin42 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Apparently you haven't seen this write up on Ars. It's about a study over a series of years, at the end of which a novel mutation developed that was beneficial to an E. coli population that started out from a single inoculum.

      http://arstechnica.com/journals/science.ars/2008/06/04/tracking-adaptation-as-bacteria-evolve

      Over the course of 44,000 generations, they evolved the ability to metabolize citrate. They'd been incubated with citrate since 1988 and recently started using it as a substrate for metabolism. This study satisfies all 3 of the criteria you just indicated

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    6. Re:I guess ID really isn't creationism then.. by halber_mensch · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wow, troll? Is there really someone who missed the whole Catholic priest scandal?

      To mods: I wasn't implying that all Catholic priests are pedophiles... sheesh!

      It was a good question to pose. We naturally assume the priesthood to be of good intention.. if we never question the priesthood, it is, as you posited, a perfect place for pedophiles to infiltrate. Much akin to the idea of the creation of the world.. if we don't seriously question the biblical idea, it leaves the door open for the wrong idea to be implanted by fools posing as religious authorities.

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    7. Re:I guess ID really isn't creationism then.. by xSauronx · · Score: 5, Interesting

      also of interest may be the recent news of E. Coli evolving to metabolise citrate

      clickity

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    8. Re:I guess ID really isn't creationism then.. by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why can't people recognize that "God" is a metaphorical reference to the universe which science is dedicated to studying?

      Because it's not true. Most of those who use the term use it to mean a man with a beard who wears a white dress, lives in the sky, and can do magic.

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    9. Re:I guess ID really isn't creationism then.. by smidget2k4 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ID is not a theory. Please stop perverting that word. A "theory" is a scientific term for a model that is backed by evidence, has not been rejected by evidence, and is falsifiable.

      ID is NOT backed by evidence and is NOT falsifiable, thus it is NOT a theory. It is a belief. Evolution can be proved wrong. ID cannot be.

      Of course, nothing in science is ever proven correct either, we just teach the best model we have and work from there. If someone discovers a better model, the current one gets replaced. Keep ID where it belongs: in a comparative religion or philosophy course. It is not science.

      ID has no place in any science curriculum. It has just as much place as Last Thursdayism or FSMism. /rant.

    10. Re:I guess ID really isn't creationism then.. by s66iw · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I respectfully disagree. I was gonna cut you some slack until that one:

      Back to the question of ID, I think schools should offer both teachings. Neither are provable as correct or incorrect, they are both theories, but the students should be allowed to decide what they believe in and what makes sense to them.

      You can't teach ID as science, because it is not science. If you'll teach it, teach it in theology along with the other creation myths, where it belongs.

    11. Re:I guess ID really isn't creationism then.. by totallyarb · · Score: 5, Informative

      I just feel, and this is from my limited understand of evolution and Darwinism, that evolution isn't truly science either.

      Based on your comments, I'd say that it's not so much your understanding of evolution that's lacking, as your understanding of the principles of science.

      For a theory to qualify as "truly science" absolutely does not require it to be perfect or complete. A scientific theory is not a collection of facts that reveal an absolute truth flawlessly. How could it? What is important is not the answer, but how you get to it.

      The scientific method, as used by evolutionary biology, chemistry, astrophysics, and every other branch of the sciences, requires that you take four steps:

      1. Observe
      2. Form a hypothesis
      3. Make predictions about what would happen if the hypothesis were true
      4. Test the hypothesis, by looking for actual occurrences that disagree with your predictions

      On the other hand, Intelligent Design follows a much simpler process:

      1. Believe

      The beauty of evolutionary theory is that at any moment, someone could turn up some piece of evidence that absolutely, undeniably proves that it's not true. And if that happened, biologists would start working on a new theory that fits the facts better. That's how it's supposed to work!

      Tell me: What would have to happen, tomorrow, to prove that the "theory" of Intelligent Design is false?

      That's why it doesn't belong in Science classes.

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  2. Louisiana a land of believers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Makes sense...after you've experienced the great flood (Katrina), why shouldn't you believe everything else in the Bible?

    1. Re:Louisiana a land of believers? by CogDissident · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, yes, they did. It was a small inland lake that people lived around, and a large storm caused the barrier between it and the sea to erode, and the sea came into the lake. It flooded everything for 20 miles from the shore of the lake. The survivors of this made the great flood origin story.

      They found huts and such 20 miles out from shore, and the geological evidence backed this up, which is why they think its true.

      Link for the interested: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deluge_(mythology)#Hypotheses_of_origin_of_Flood_myths/

  3. This is good news... by VMaN · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. as it also opens the door for the teachings of our noodly saviour

    1. Re:This is good news... by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Informative

      .. as it also opens the door for the teachings of our noodly saviour

      Not to pick on the Christians, but they have a long tradition in the USA of trying to twist school curriculum & resources towards *only* their message.

      Whenever athiests/pagans/wiccans/other use the same loophole, the Christians tend to get mighty upset.

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  4. As a member of the Church of FSM by diskofish · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a member of the Church of FSM, I am insulted. If they are allowed to teach ID in the classroom, then the story of the Flying Spaghetti Monster should be allowed as well. Blessed be his noodly greatness!

    1. Re:As a member of the Church of FSM by d3ac0n · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, given how badly misreported this law has been, I'm not surprised that you misunderstood it.

      All this law does is provide legal protection for teachers to tech "alternate views" to the Theory of Evolution. It is NOT exclusively restricted to ID teaching. This could, logically, also include FSM theory. So don't worry, be Happy! Teachers in LA can now ALSO tell children about the Noodly beginnings of humanity in addition to other creationist teachings.

      Seriously, this really is much ado about nothing. It's just an anti-stupid lawsuit law, to protect teachers who simply ACKNOWLEDGE the fact that not everyone believes ToE is correct. That's it, nothing more, no matter what the militant Atheist sites and D-Kos may say.

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    2. Re:As a member of the Church of FSM by Leftist+Troll · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Public school teachers have no right to teach "alternate views" based on mythology and superstition. If a chemistry teacher starts teaching alchemy, they should be fired for incompetence. Same goes for a science teacher trying to teach Intelligent Design.

  5. You mean... by MRe_nl · · Score: 5, Funny

    priests should do it, but not talk about it?
    intelligent design (ID) - the proposition that life is too complicated. Go go Ganesh!
    Stop believing, start thinking.

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    1. Re:You mean... by hey! · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Buddhism has an interesting viewpoint on issues like this.

      You'll notice all kinds of gods in Buddhist iconography and mythology. If you're a Buddhist, you're not expected to believe in any of them. You can if you want, but belief isn't an end in itself. Belief is something that on its own is hard to maintain. You can't be expected to believe in something all the time. You may believe in the non-existence of ghosts, you might find it difficult to maintain that belief if you are alone in a creepy house.

      Since a belief is something you put mental energy into, it ought to pull its weight. Therefore, a Buddhist might ask, not whether a belief is true, but whether a belief is useful. Etymologically, the English world "belief" carries this sense of investment, being related to "beloved".

      In the case of Last Tuesdayism, you can't prove its factuality one way or the other, so it's pointless to have an opinion on that. But a Buddhist might ask, "Well, suppose everything was created last Tuesday. What would be different?" Well, one thing that might be different is that you might choose to forgo revenge against somebody who "injured" you on Monday. The utility of Last Tuedayism, then, is this: it raises the question of whether your past pain is a better guide to choosing your behavior than your future happiness.

      The Buddha himself once referred to beliefs as being like rafts. Once you have crossed the river, you leave them behind. Christianity, unfortunately, filtered down to us through Greek thought, with its bitter rivalry between philosophical schools. Therefore, much more emphasis is put on orthodoxy (right teaching) over orthopraxy (right action). Whereas the Jews produced Talmudic commentaries from almost every conceivable position, Christians produced diatribes against each other for heresy (which comes from the Greek word meaning to "choose" -- that is to choose for oneself).

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  6. And they wonder why. . . by smooth+wombat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    they are almost always at the bottom of the list when it comes education in this country or are the butt of jokes about being backwoods hicks.

    If they like being laughingstocks, that's no skin off my nose. They have no one to blame but themselves.

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  7. Renounce your blashemous faith! by Narpak · · Score: 5, Funny

    All glory to the Hypnotoad!

  8. Typical politician by mangu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Born in 1971 to parents recently arrived from India, Jindal is a convert to Roman Catholicism and a Rhodes scholar - hardly the profile of a typical Bible-belt politician

    There's no need to be a "Bible-belt" politician - a simple politician will do.

    It seems that in Louisiana the Bible thumpers have gained some pretty big influence, if the 94-3 and unanimous votes mean anything. A veto would have no chance to stand, so Jindal took the easy way out and signed the law.

    However, he might have lost a lot in the process. By not challenging the majority, he just stands in the middle of the mainstream. If he had vetoed the law, he would have stood as a voice for reason. He might have lost the next election, but he's liable to lose it anyhow, since he seems to be indistinguishable from at least 94 other politicians.

     

  9. Re:When did we PROVE evolution to be true??? by Davemania · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Evolution is both a theory and a fact. (un)Intelligent design is pile of crap sugar coated to look like science. It is not a valid scientific hypothesis because it doesn't have an valid data or methodologies to back it up. I don't know what state or school you were taught in, but in most classes I have attended, the focus isn't on the theory but on how and why the conclusion was reached, it a sad day when politic have driven education to put the focus on the conclusion rather than how the conclusion was reached.

  10. For The Children by ThatDamnMurphyGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I hear this excuse for ID all the time. "We need to teach both, for the children to have a well rounded education".

    I'll meet them half way. Go ahead teach your ID in schools, For The Children. And because we care so much that the children receive both sides of the story, you start teaching evolution in Sunday School. After all, it's for the sake of the children.

  11. Re:When did we PROVE evolution to be true??? by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While I agree with you, teaching philosophy in science class is not the way to achieve critical thinking.

    ID is a philosophy, and not an alternative scientific theory. As such, I have no problem with it being taught - just with it being taught in science class.

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  12. Religious morons in power... by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's the real problem. We need to teach critical thinking so that people can recognize the morons when they see them.

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  13. Re:When did we PROVE evolution to be true??? by SolitaryMan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I remember when I was in school (non-US), we had an "alternative creationist theories" lessons, but I remember our teacher saying: "The problem is, there is not much to tell about other theories, because they are ... well, not theories in scientific sense of the word." So we had like half of the single lesson (~ 20 min) dedicated to all other theories (I don't even remember them now :) )

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  14. Re:When did we PROVE evolution to be true??? by Gori · · Score: 5, Informative

    neither is there any concrete scientific evidence of evolution, apart from the strong surviving over the week, which can hardly be used to back up macro-evolution.

    Dude, you might want to get your facts right : http://www.newscientist.com/channel/life/dn14094-bacteria-make-major-evolutionary-shift-in-the-lab.html

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  15. Belief is not necessarily the truth by mangu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... to protect teachers who simply ACKNOWLEDGE the fact that not everyone believes ToE is correct.

    So, should we also protect teachers who simply ACKNOWLEDGE the fact that not everyone believes the Earth is round?

    A teacher's job is not to tell the children what some people believe, his job is to teach what is known to be the most accurate theory in existence.

    As for teaching alternative views, I have nothing against that, as long as they are presented exactly as that: alternative. If a teacher presents the "ID" theory in class, it should be shown why ID is not a reasonable alternative to evolution. Children should be aware that ID exists, because they will find it mentioned outside of class, but they should be aware that a well-informed and intelligent person would have absolutely no doubt that evolution is the correct alternative.

    1. Re:Belief is not necessarily the truth by wrook · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A teacher's job is not to tell the children what some people believe, his job is to teach what is known to be the most accurate theory in existence.

      I disagree. A science teacher's job is to teach science. This means that they should educate their students on currently accepted scientific models and show how they fit into the scientific process.

      I get frustrated hearing people talk about scientific models as if their accuracy can be measured. Their *predictability* can be measured. We don't have a clue what's *really* happening. And we don't have to in science.

      The scientific process is about making models. We want the simplest model whose predictions can be observed. We value the simplest model, not because it's most likely to be true, but because it is simple. Who wants to use a complicated model when a simple model predicts everything that you can see?

      ID fails as a scientific model in several respects. First *it makes no predictions*. So, as a scientific model, it is completely useless. "God did it" doesn't help me decide if I should try to wipe out the rabbits in Australia with a disease. There are lots of other problems with ID as a scientific theory. But you know what, I don't even go there because ID is not useful.

      Now, I have absolutely *no* problem with someone teaching ID in a religion class. Religion is where we make believe that we understand how the universe really works. While we're at it, lets put the people who preach that our current scientific models is *actually* what's happening there too. Because that's just another religion.

      As we can not directly observe the universe, we can say nothing (very much) about what is really there. We can say what we observe and we can predict what we will observe in the future, But that is not truth. It is, however, *useful* since our interaction with the universe is through our observations.

      So to recap: Science is about making useful models. Religion is about conjecturing about the truth of the universe. Don't mix them up.

  16. As was said at National Review by wiredog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here

    Some local school board will take the Act as a permit to bring religious instruction into their science classes. That will irk some parents. Those parents will sue. There will be a noisy and expensive federal lawsuit, possibly followed by further noisy and expensive appeals. The school board will inevitably lose. The property owners of that school district will take the financial hit.

    ...

    Helping to defend creationist school boards in federal courts is not the Discovery Institute's game. Their game is to (a) make money from those spurious "textbooks" they put out, and (b) keep creationism in the news so that they don't run out of lecture gigs and wealthy funders. So far as those legal bills are concerned, Discovery Institute policy is: Let the dumb rubes fund their own stupid lawsuits.

  17. Re:End up in court by txoof · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I find it very, very frustrating when the state legislature decides the particulars of what I should teach in the classroom. This bill does not specifically force me, a LA teacher, to teach ID, or the mythical status of global warming, but it does represent law makers meddling in an area they are not experts.

    This would be like the legislature directing doctors on the proper methods of suturing a wound, or instructing how to treat a form of cancer. Doctors wouldn't stand for that for more than a second because they are highly trained professionals that know how to do their job. Teachers are also highly trained professionals that know how to do their job without the state meddling directly in the goings on of the classroom.

    The new law does not force teachers to teach ID, only makes it acceptable to teach ID as science. This bothers me. This bothers me almost more than I can stand. ID is NOT science. Science is a process of developing TESTABLE theories that can checked and re-checked for error. Until someone creates a litmus test for God, ID is completely unprovable. One might also argue that there is a giant invisible, undetectable yet all powerful beetle that pushes the earth around the sun. If we can't create a test that supports a theory, it's NOT a theory (nor is it science), it's just a nice story.

    As a science teacher, my job is to teach science. I teach how to do science, not just words and definitions. I can't even begin to teach ID as science because it is not testable. I teach science as a method of answering questions through experiment and analysis of result. There is no way to do this reliably or reproducibly with ID because God doesn't settle down into a test tube very well.

    Let's keep ID where it belongs, in religion classes, not in the science lab. Science and religion are not mutually exclusive. Science answers questions about the knowable and testable. If it doesn't fit into that category, then it probably fits into religion or philosophy. It is very silly to try and use science to influence religion and even sillier to try and use religion to do science.

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  18. Re:"back door" eh? by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What I find weird about these first few comments is that Catholics have nothing to do with intelligent design. It's a born-again thing, and they utterly hate Catholics.

  19. Competing for market share by camperdave · · Score: 5, Funny

    gays and straights aren't competing for market share.

    I'll say. I haven't been asked out by either side in months.

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  20. Re:End up in court by Schadrach · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd just start protesting about how "Gravity is only a theory" and demand that we teach "intelligent falling" until they realize how stupid their argument is, but I'm a cynical asshole.

  21. It's all a moot point anyway by heretic108 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why don't the IDers slip in a different spin:

            ~/god# make
            ~/god# ./big-bang
            ** universe created
            ** planet Earth instantiated
            ** animal life evolving
            ** humans emerging ...

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    1. Re:It's all a moot point anyway by alpha_loopy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful [as a Babel fish] could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing." "But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. "Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing. -HHGttG, Douglas Adams

  22. Science and Faith by EgoWumpus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First, I highly recommend you read "Finding Darwin's God" by Dr. Ken Miller for an interesting treatise on the interplay between the realms of science and faith.

    But more than that I recommend that rather than shoehorning the idea of spiritual faith into an idea of science you accept that for most people faith has little to do with making a metaphorical reference to natural phenomenon. It may turn out that you're precisely correct - that the idea of 'God' is best equated to the idea of the 'Universe as a whole'.

    It may be - and probably is - that spiritual faith has little to do with 'using scientific tools' at all. It doesn't have to do with equations or with rigorous processes. Indeed, if you compare the modern conception of science to Buddhism's Noble Eight-fold Path, it fits pretty well into step five; begging the question of what the others are, or are for?

    Traditionally the answer to that has been a very personal one. But I encourage you to recognize that while you can say that science is a way of examining God, this is not true for all people - that spirituality has little to do with the explanation of the material experience. Until there is that general acceptance there will be a great deal to fight about.

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