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Homer Simpson and the Kimya Botnet

An anonymous reader writes "As all hardcore Simpsons fans know, Chunkylover53@aol.com was revealed to be Homer Simpsons' email address in one particular episode, registered by one of the shows writers, who would reply to fans as Homer himself. After a flood of messages, 'Homer' signed off — seemingly forever. Well in the last few days, security company Facetime Communications reports that anyone who had Homer on their AIM buddy list would have noticed his sudden reappearance. Unfortunately for all, he appears to have been hacked and pushing malware links which deposit those unlucky enough to run the file into a Turkish Botnet. The message claims the file is a 'web exclusive' episode of the TV show — an interesting way of targeting a specific group of fans who would assume Homers return would only coincide with something special like (say) a TV episode just for them. What I want to know is, is Homer smart enough to run an AV scan?"

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  1. Opening files by Wowsers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Opening unknown files could get you hacked. Doh!

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  2. Obligiatory Homer Quote by charliebear · · Score: 5, Funny

    They have the Internet on computers now?

    1. Re:Obligiatory Homer Quote by oodaloop · · Score: 2, Funny

      The internet? Is that thing still around?

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  3. Nelson Muntz's response by evolvearth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Haw haw!

  4. Running AIM and clicking on random executables? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds more like Ralph.

  5. Re:I'm not impressed easily. by Bozzio · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Wow! A blue car!"

    One of my favourites!!

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  6. Ineteresting tactic by notnAP · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Anyone in the printing or marketing industries is familiar with the concept of Variable Data Printing (aka One-to-One Marketing, or any of a number of other marketing buzz words). If you cater the ad/promo/mailing to the recipient, you can send out far fewer pieces to fewer participants, but thanks to higher hit percentage, yield better results.

    I'm sure the number of attempted infections from this attack are very small in the scale of typical virus'. But I would not be surprised if the number of successful infections was pretty high, relatively speaking.

  7. I can imagine how this will wrap up by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hello, this is Homer Simpson aka Chunkylover53! The court has ordered me to IM every person in town to apologize for my botnet scheme. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to : Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power!"

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    1. Re:I can imagine how this will wrap up by Daniel+Weis · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll need your state to actually send the dollar to you. :)

    2. Re:I can imagine how this will wrap up by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course! It's the state bordered by Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky. You know the one!

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  8. Homer's Response by Silicon+Jedi · · Score: 2, Funny

    D'oh!

  9. homer... by owlnation · · Score: 4, Funny

    mmmmmmmm... trojans...

    1. Re:homer... by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 4, Funny

      mmmmmmmmmm... turkey...

    2. Re:homer... by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      Great, now I'm hungary.

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    3. Re:homer... by pHatidic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Joey, have you ever been in a turkish botnet?

  10. Re:he's not online by plover · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know why you had a problem. That's a perfectly cromulent username.

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  11. Homer IS "dumb" enough to run an AV scam! by dogberto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Recall that there was a Simpsons episode where he salvages an auto-caller to run a telemarketing scam on the residents of Springfield.

    Also recall that Homer actually did figure out how to setup a website and post "blogs" in his stint as Mr. X.

    So, all someone has to do is give him a spiel of how a particular program or an infected computer (not known to Homer of course) can provide him with easy money, and he'll be more than happy to distribute that program en masse or very quickly hook up his computer to the internet. :-)

  12. Re:he's not online by phobos13013 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It is very embiggening of you to make this comment!

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  13. Re:Don't recall that episode by oodaloop · · Score: 2, Funny

    The player's handbook clearly says I shouldn't lose XPs for tha...I mean, uh, I don't get your nerdy joke!

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  14. Re:I'm not impressed easily. by hvm2hvm · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mhmmmm, turkey... Mhmmm, botnet..

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  15. Re:All TV characters should have e-mail addresses by maxume · · Score: 3, Funny

    There was more to those brownies than you thought.

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  16. Re:The Internet ?!?!? by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ya, its still there. The government, and comcast, haven't killed it off totally, yet.

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  17. Re:I'm not impressed easily. by Yvan256 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does it have speed holes?

  18. Re:All TV characters should have e-mail addresses by magarity · · Score: 5, Funny

    All TV characters should have e-mail addresses. It's a no-brainer
     
    Yeah, but only Homer Simpson should have an @aol.com address.

  19. Of course by EdIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What I want to know is, is Homer smart enough to run an AV scan?

    He's a NUCLEAR SAFETY EXPERT at a Nuclear Power Plant. I am sure that qualifies him to run antivirus. Right?

  20. That was episode... by AlgorithMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    S14E08 - The Dad Who Knew Too Little
    (#EABF03 / SI-1403) aired January 12th 2003

    is it a bad sign, that i found it within 1-2 minutes?

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