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Alternative Uses For an Old Satellite Dish?

ya really writes "My family has one of those BUDs (Big Ugly Dishes) sitting in their back yard still. The other day they asked me if I would take it apart for them. Aside from simply recycling it, I was wondering if there are any alternatives for its use. It was one of the last made before DirectTV and Dish took over satellite broadcasting, and even has a digital receiver. I'd say it was made around 1996."

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  1. Use as... well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Bird Baths...

    1. Re:Use as... well... by MadonnaC · · Score: 5, Funny

      ... for condors

    2. Re:Use as... well... by tftp · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you have a shortwave scanner or CB radio, try hooking it up to the satellite dish

      It would be just as effective as not connecting it at all. The HF band is 3-30 MHz. The satellite band (for this dish) is probably above 1 GHz. Even FRS would probably not work. But if you have a ham rig for the band it might be useful for EME.

    3. Re:Use as... well... by Noodlenose · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wok!

  2. Obvious Answer: Wi-Fi Antenna by slifox · · Score: 5, Informative

    Satellite dishes make excellent directional 802.11 antennas.
    Just remove the existing LNB from the dish and replace it with a homemade antenna, like a biquad, tuned for your band-of-interest (i.e. 2.4GHz ISM for wi-fi). Make sure you get a powerful (high RX sensitivity & high TX power) wireless card with an external antenna jack

    Here is one project write-up, though I'm sure there are many others:
    http://www.engadget.com/2005/11/15/how-to-build-a-wifi-biquad-dish-antenna/

    Alternatively, keep the LNB, get a DVB capture card (PCI models go for $20-$80+ new), and use the dish to get FTA (free to air) satellite TV.
    There are many communities for this kind of thing exactly, just search google for: FTA forum

    I'd also take apart that digital receiver and reverse engineer the hardware as much as I could, just for kicks.
    When you've gotten your hour of fun out of it, gut it for parts and move on to the next interesting project.

    1. Re:Obvious Answer: Wi-Fi Antenna by unitron · · Score: 2, Informative

      Watch out for the power supply in that receiver. It (or at least much of it)is probably not transformer isolated from the wall socket.

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    2. Re:Obvious Answer: Wi-Fi Antenna by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Get a different receiver and you can receive weather satellite data, etc., directly. Hook up with your local ham radio group for more info.

    3. Re:Obvious Answer: Wi-Fi Antenna by markov_chain · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah well the bigger the better. A BUD has been used to break 802.11 distance records.

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    4. Re:Obvious Answer: Wi-Fi Antenna by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 2, Informative

      You really don't need two. The one will boost gain in the aimed direction regardless of what the other antenna is doing.

    5. Re:Obvious Answer: Wi-Fi Antenna by afidel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How can you use a BUD for long distance? Wind load at the heights needed to avoid fresnel zone problems would be freaking huge on a BUD! The biggest I've seen is a 30dBi 59" antenna and even that I don't think was usable on most towers as it had a loading factor of 100 lbs at 120mph.

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    6. Re:Obvious Answer: Wi-Fi Antenna by Gordonjcp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Since little USB wifi and bluetooth adaptors are so cheap, you could mount one of those at the dish focus. Make a wooden block to hold in, which replaces the LNB.

    7. Re:Obvious Answer: Wi-Fi Antenna by camperslo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Although the reflectors for either C or Ku band dishes would work fine, it should be noted that the FCC regulates the effective radiated power. Check out FCC EIRP (equivalent isotropic radiated power) Limits.

      The reference is an isotropic radiator... like having a point source radiating energy equally in ALL directions (up and down as well as the horizontal plane. A vertically oriented half-wavelength dipole has 2.15 dB gain over an isotropic radiator. If vertical, it radiates equally in all directions horizontally, but drops to nothing straight up and straight down.
      Many have used a dipole as an alternate reference since it the lowest gain and most basic antenna normally constructed.
      The EIRP rating is basically the amount of power it would take fed into an isotropic antenna to equal the signal produced from the gain (focusing effect) of a directional antenna. Some get confused by antenna gain. It doesn't give us more power than a transmitter puts out, it just concentrates the signal in a desired (hopefully!) direction at the expense of other directions.

      The FCC rule differ for point to point versus point to multipoint WiFi. Point to multipoint the limit is 4 Watts effective regardless of antenna gain. (36 dBm, m being mw or milliwatts) A 100 mw card (20dbmw) feeding a 16 dBi gain antenna would produce 36 dbmw EIRP if there was no cable loss. If 3 dB was lost, it would take 200 mw into the cable to compensate (23dbm -3dB + 16dBi = 36

      Point to multipoint starts at the level for a low gain antenna, but only requires a fairly small reduction in transmitter output power as higher antenna gain is used. So the maximum allowable signal does increase quite a bit with higher gain antennas.

      Since things are pretty close to line of sight at 2.4 GHz, a huge dish near the ground (and not pointing up in the sky) isn't likely to do nearly as well as a smaller one up above the clutter. So most C band dishes (usually 2 to 4 meters across) are too big for most situations. Gain is probably best estimated by comparison with commercial dishes of the same diameter and frequency.

      Allowable power is likely different in other countries. Your mileage (kilometerage????) may vary

    8. Re:Obvious Answer: Wi-Fi Antenna by camperslo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Whoops.. where I defined EIRP rating, I actually was describing antenna gain (actually 10 * log of the ratio (power needed into isotropic to match directional / power fed into directional) the units are dbi. Transmit power in dbm (db compared to a milliwatt) + antenna gain dbi = EIRP

      dB are a log ratio always comparing something to a reference level. The nice thing about describing it all with logs of ratios is having the end calculations with power, gain and loss become simple adding and subtracting instead of multiplying.

      (I should know better than to write when falling asleep...)

    9. Re:Obvious Answer: Wi-Fi Antenna by DarthBart · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's what I have here at home. My BUD is pointed to AMC-4 at 101W longitude. I have a International Datacasting SRA-2100 data receiver connected to a Linux box and that Linux box runs software from Noaaport.net. I get NEXRAD radar data, satellite imagery, weather watches and warnings, and all the computer models. All raw and mostly unprocessed.

  3. wifi antenna? by grilled-cheese · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What about using it or reselling it as a massive point to point wireless antenna?

  4. Tin Foil Hat Accessory. by pwnies · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Attach to tin foil hat
    2. Read other people's minds.
    3. ???
    4. Profit!

    1. Re:Tin Foil Hat Accessory. by humbro · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, that was my idea!

    2. Re:Tin Foil Hat Accessory. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Exactly.

  5. I dunno. by PakProtector · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe you could use it to create some sort of device that would beam correct spellings into /. submissions?

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    1. Re:I dunno. by EdIII · · Score: 2, Informative

      But Why??

      That would destroy the "habitat" of the Spelling and Grammar Nazi's on ./

      Where would they go? What would they do? They might actually be forced to read articles and post actual content instead of editing the rest.

      Come on, have a heart. If an occassional spelling mistake makes it into ./ which gives their lives meaning, let them have it.

  6. amateur radio astronomy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    you could use the dish to setup a amateur radio astronomy listening post.

  7. Well. . . by Cait+Sidhe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nothing quite like a giant pudding bowl?

    1. Re:Well. . . by EdIII · · Score: 4, Funny

      Females?

      This guy posted on ./

      Why don't you just ask him to build you a working warp core while your at it :)

    2. Re:Well. . . by Cait+Sidhe · · Score: 3, Funny

      The only issue is the frisbee would have an issue with getting off the ground. Namely, it wouldn't without some effort.

  8. Sled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This may be a bit redneck, but when I was a kid a friend had one. We took it down and used it as a big saucer sled to pull behind a truck in winter. It was great fun.

    1. Re:Sled by Kamokazi · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's what I was going to suggest...you just made me realize how much of a redneck I am. Or maybe the fact that my 5'1" 70-year-old grandmother shoots groundhogs with a 12 guage through a hole in her screen door should have made me realize it...she also has a glass eye and still manages to hit them...(And scarily, I did not make any of that up.)

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    2. Re:Sled by drew · · Score: 2, Informative

      Shouldn't be that hard to hit a groundhog with a 12 gauge, depending on what you're loading it with. Really, all you have to do is point it in the right direction. Impressive, nonetheless...

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    3. Re:Sled by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh - my pacifist, critter loving Mom was complaining the other day about the rabbits eating her vegetable garden. I told her "Shoot 'em - it's not like we don't have enough guns around the house". She pooh-poohed the suggestion, saying that she doesn't know how to operate one, and she was too old. I pointed out that her father was blowing away groundhogs out of the back window with his double barreled shotgun well into his 70's, and they are very simple to operate, and it just so happens we have that VERY SAME shotgun in the safe.

      I'm thinking the rabbit population is going to get quite a bit smaller around the R1.0 household shortly.

      PS - she asked my brother to blow away a couple of rabbits, but by the time he grabbed a gun they were...occupied. He put down the gun, stating that he just couldn't kill a male while so engaged - it just seemed wrong.

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    4. Re:Sled by mr_mischief · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's why if the truck needs to stop abruptly, the driver does so by turning sharply and launching the dish riders out into the snow.

  9. cook dinner ? by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    or cover it with tinfoil to run a sterling engine??

  10. Cooking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Since it's parabolic, you can can, with the addition of some reflectivity, use it to concentrate the powers of the sun, suitable for culinary and other low-heat chemistry.

    1. Re:Cooking! by CityZen · · Score: 2, Interesting
    2. Re:Cooking! by Cadallin · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Low heat chemistry and Cooking! Shit! With an efficient design and a dish >1m in diameter, you ought to be able to build a full on solar furnace capable of smelting metal. As in, good enough to reduce AuCl recovered from aqua regia used on computer CPU and circuit boards back into metallic gold.

      It's all about concentration. With an area of 1m^2, you can get nearly a kilowatt, concentrate that down in to an area of 10 or 20 cm^2 and you can do some really impressive stuff.

  11. Flamboastin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Strap on a chain, paint it gold and wear it around your neck Flava Flav style

  12. Attach handles... by jblake · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...and go sledding!

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  13. XKCD has the answer by glittalogik · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:XKCD has the answer by Kickersny.com · · Score: 3, Funny

      You must be new here...

    2. Re:XKCD has the answer by Jmanamj · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or tormenting the neighborhood "gangsters"... http://www.xkcd.org/368/

    3. Re:XKCD has the answer by ABoerma · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You'd need an elliptical dish for that. Satellite dishes are parabolical.

    4. Re:XKCD has the answer by mistahkurtz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      don't you know how dangerous it is to post a link to xkcd on slashdot? what was originally just hours of wasted productivity has now increased exponentially. i'm still not doing anything tomorrow right now!

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  14. Great source for $0 TV by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 4, Informative

    Full size satellite dishes are still the best way to receive free television content, despite what the cable / pay satellite providers may imply in their advertising. If you don't have any place to put it yourself, it shouldn't be too difficult to find someone who would be willing to buy it.

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    1. Re:Great source for $0 TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hear, hear!

      Also, keep in mind that if you have one of these dishes, the service providers offer ala carte for ALL the channels. I have had one of these for about 10 years, my monthly cable bill is about 20 a month because i pick what i want, and can select a single channel for a month!

      Russ

    2. Re:Great source for $0 TV by kesuki · · Score: 2, Informative

      the new broadcast HD tv signals are directional as well, you might want to hook it up to a HD tv or converter box to see if it's powerful enough to get far off cities.

    3. Re:Great source for $0 TV by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Full size satellite dishes are still the best way to receive free television content, despite what the cable / pay satellite providers may imply in their advertising. If you don't have any place to put it yourself, it shouldn't be too difficult to find someone who would be willing to buy it.

      After five years of dissatisfaction with Dish Network, my mother has asked my brother and me to get the big ugly dish that came with the house working. The "$0 for cable channels" thing is pretty enticing.

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  15. One question? by tetrahedrassface · · Score: 5, Funny
    " I was wondering if there ae any"

    Yes there 'r'. :)

  16. keep it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Go over to lyngsat.com and see what you can see. Satellite TV is far more than what the media companies are willing to sell you.

    1. Re:keep it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Mmm, true that. That was actually one of my favorite things about having one of those huge old dishes. We were able to capture some of our local news company's feeds. This included sports... so when they went to commercial we got to sit there while the camera man screwed around and zoomed in on girls in the crowd and the commentators drew garbage on the screen. Good times.

    2. Re:keep it by nauseum_dot · · Score: 2

      I would also get a "Super Buddy". It is a device that will help you find the azimuth and location of satellites. You should be able to point the unit and pick up about 40+ sattellites. I would make sure that you do have Ku band LNBs in the device. G-25 and G-28 have a ton of free tv on them, you should be able to pick them up around 80 - 99 degrees. These satellites usually have a lot of noise associated with them, but it should work fine, just try to get the highest C/N for the feed you are looking for. Happy Hunting!

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  17. No, Mythbusters! by d3ac0n · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just give it the Mythbusters treatment and make an "Archimedes Death Ray" (AKA, very-short-range-small-stuff-burner-but-only-on-very-sunny-days.)

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    1. Re:No, Mythbusters! by RaguMS · · Score: 5, Informative

      Rob from Cockeyed.com made his own Archimedes Death Ray and it worked:
      http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/solardish/dish01.shtml

    2. Re:No, Mythbusters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah yes, the infamous VSRSSBBOOVSD.

    3. Re:No, Mythbusters! by jcuervo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah yes, the infamous VSRSSBBOOVSD.

      ...of death.

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    4. Re:No, Mythbusters! by Rei · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's too obvious. If you're going to make a "weapon" out of it, at least make a HERF gun. Don't even have to silver it for that ;)

      If you are going to silver it... hmm, how perfect of a parabola is it? If it's good enough, or if you could machine it to that good of precision, you could use it as the primary mirror on a huge truss tube telescope.

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    5. Re:No, Mythbusters! by skelly33 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So I'm not sure what death-ray-man has in mind, but the practical use for a heliostat type solar concentrator is to generate heat which could be used to create steam and drive a turbine such as a Tesla Turbine, a small stirling cycle heat engine, or (?) some sort of solar-pumped laser all of which can be fun/dangerous in their own ways.

    6. Re:No, Mythbusters! by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny

      As long as all your enemies are less than three feet away, it makes a damn fine death ray. Now you know where the "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer" proverb comes from.

    7. Re:No, Mythbusters! by Burning+Plastic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Being a true villain, I always feel the need to strap my enemies to a bench within a metre of my death ray so this should work perfectly!

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    8. Re:No, Mythbusters! by CautionaryX · · Score: 5, Funny

      A solar oven...

      OF DEATH!

    9. Re:No, Mythbusters! by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 3, Funny

      fun/dangerous

      Are you suggesting that the two can be mutually exclusive? Will the wonders never cease!

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    10. Re:No, Mythbusters! by Joeyray · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Really cool one. But why hasn't he used it for making hot water and using it in the house? Like for the shower or for cooking?

      I mean, this one is a hell of a solar collector, you could save the hot water in a isolated tank and use it even if the sun is not shining...

  18. DeathStar? by therufus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Either grow a massive hedge in an orb shape and stick this dish in the top section just like the DeathStar from StarWars or just do the same thing (sans hedge) with paper mache.

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    1. Re:DeathStar? by EdIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uhhh, actually... that is a really good idea. Fantastically good.

      Nothing would get you more geek street cred than having your own DeathStar in the front yard. Extra Points if you mount it in a container that allows you to aim at various neighbors with a high powered green laser inside of it.

    2. Re:DeathStar? by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Witness the power of my fully operational death shrub?

    3. Re:DeathStar? by Mikail · · Score: 2, Informative

      Either grow a massive hedge in an orb shape and stick this dish in the top section just like the DeathStar from StarWars...

      To further illustrate the concept, check out this T-shirt.

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  19. Moon Bounce by gmby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've always wanted to do EME - Earth Moon Earth with one. I want to use a 802.11 wifi card; but I have not the skill to program such a packet bounce. Hardware is the easy part.

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  20. what to do with BUDs by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    well i overheard a neighbor talking to a friend about how he had harvested a whole bunch of BUDs from his backyard. He just said he was planning on smoking them; I'm not sure what that means but good luck with your search.

  21. Radio Telescope by novadragoon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Some people in the physics dept here at uni, took an old parabolic dish and made a radio telescope with it. Big semester project.

  22. Fountain by mrbcs · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I have one of these and my wife wants me to make a fountain out of it. I'm thinking of putting plastic pipe around the outside edge and drilling a bunch of holes that would face the center. Put it on a brick foundation with a place for the storage tank and pump, put some rock in it and it should be pretty cool.

    Will still be a while making it though... I've been a year on an addition to the house and cleaning up the mess that the previous owner left.

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  23. A green use... by AlienIntelligence · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Literally.

    We had an old 8ft dish. My dad and I covered
    the mounting holes with stainless mesh, filled
    it with good soil and compost and planted a
    nice selection of butterfly/hummingbird flowers
    in it.

    This kept certain plants from roaming beyond
    the area desired. Use plants that trellis or
    hang to cover the ugly sides/underside.

    That oversized planter has been going for over
    a decade now. The plants do a good job of
    reseeding every year.

    -AI

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    1. Re:A green use... by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Why not just use it as intended? From what I understand, you can still get a good bit of C Band stuff out there...just get a modern tuner, that can be 'reprogrammed' and voila..you are watching some good stuff.

      I've read in the past, that you can grab the signals coming down that the local stations use, and it is a better feed than what is then compressed and sent out by the local, and even Dish/DirectTv services.

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    2. Re:A green use... by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a buddy that flips them upside down and turns them into gazebos. He plants vine type foliage and allows them to get overrun so you have an overgrown dome with three or four vine covered posts holding it up... looks cool and is a nice shady spot in the summer.

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    3. Re:A green use... by arth1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why use it as a receiver -- it works just as well as a transmitter.
      Use it to signal alien overlords (that they won't receive your transmission for millions of years is beside the point), or to send "instructions" to NASA probes too old to have authentication and authorization protocols...
      Or you could extend your WiFi to your favorite fishing spot.

      Non-radio uses? Well, it could easily be turned into a sundial. It even comes with a gnomon; you just need a wabe.

      Or, you could glue a Metallic Rod With A Red Tip to the center, and point it at your most paranoid neighbor's house.

    4. Re:A green use... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 2, Funny

      For radio uses- add one high powered tesla coil and, well go figure :).

      You think this would actually work? Cool. One more thing to have my friends bail me out of jail for.

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    5. Re:A green use... by Ronin+Developer · · Score: 5, Funny

      We actually did this in college - pointed it at the paranoid administrators who thought we had nothing better to do than listen in on their conversations.

      In retrospect, it probably didn't help that we drew attention by having a flickering red light, wore headphones and pointed at them and laughed. One time, they closed the curtains (like THAT would help).

      Every time we'd stick it out the window, they'd send security guards - but, we'd take it down before they arrived.

  24. C band by jonfr · · Score: 4, Informative

    Get a C band LNB and point to the next C band sat that is out there.

    Plenty of C band channels out there. A good list is here.

    http://www.lyngsat.com/america.html

  25. Kick flip by ZX3+Junglist · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obviously, nobody's thought of its best alternative use yet: Teach mice to skateboard and open a whisker circus!

  26. sculpture by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Paint it black, make a giant white-gloved hand reaching out of the ground and tell the neighborhood kids you buried Mickey Mouse in your backyard...fun for the whole family.

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  27. Less Obvious Answer: Radio Telescopes by parasonic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I began to build one a while back but held off because I didn't know enough DSP at the time...

    And I wanted to write the processing portion :)

    http://www.signalone.com/radioastronomy/telescope/
    http://www.radiosky.com/faq.html
    http://www.mtmscientific.com/radiotelescope.html
    http://www.radiotelescopebuilder.com/

    One of these days, I'll put that 3 meter dish to use.

    1. Re:Less Obvious Answer: Radio Telescopes by Space+cowboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I did this as well - an (old) picture of the dish is here - that was back when I lived in London - who needs a back yard, anyway ? :-)

      Simon.

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  28. Burn, Cook, Roof, Sled, Pond by wooferhound · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Turn it up-side-down and use it fror a roof over a porch swing
    http://www.mountlehmanllamas.com/feeder-sat-dish.html

    Cover it with aluminum foil and make a solar cooker
    http://www.backyardnature.net/j/solardsh.htm

    Cover it in mirrors and melt/combust an amazing verity of things
    http://www.cockeyed.com/incredible/solardish/dish23.shtml

    Giant Snow sled
    Big Flower planter
    Garage Sale Sign
    Fish Pond

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  29. convergence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I say combine two ideas: bird bath and solar death ray.
    Yum, BBQ!

  30. Recording stuff by aitikin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You can throw a mic in it and have people sing into it. It's a very interesting recording technique.

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  31. TV, Ham radio, etc by n1ywb · · Score: 4, Informative
    I think the most obvious use would be to receive satellite TV, there's quite a bit of free stuff out there still. One of those fancy new mpeg receivers might be helpful. http://www.tech-faq.com/free-to-air-satellite.shtml

    You could also:

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  32. Fish Pond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My father and I took our 8foot sat dish, dug a huge hole in the ground, layered it with a thick rubber liner and made a fishpond with it. Sure sounds redneck when you explain it to someone, but I'll be damned if the final result wasn't pretty.

  33. thermal collector by Anonymous+Admin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yank out the transceiver, put in a heat exchanger in its place. Use sheets of 1/2 " peel and stick mirror tiles to cover the dish surface. Pick up a small 4 sided pyramid, put photocells on all 4 sides, and use a couple of differential op-amps to determine which side has the most light hitting it.
    Use those two signals to run the motor controls to aim the dish. It will always point at the brightest spot in the sky. A small pump feeding fluid (such as connonseed oil) thru the heat exchanger, to a large thermal well( say a buried concrete container full of steel slugs), will gather all the heat you need. Use the secondary loop from the thermal well for your home heating, hot water, cooking. etc. (cottonseed oil will easily heat to 400F)
       

    1. Re:thermal collector by sionide21 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The problem is, it probably easily heats up to 485F as well. Then it explodes, heating your home much more rapidly.

  34. Wifry in reverse! by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Many people have used woks etc as Wifi dishes. Now turn the tables. Use the dish as a huge wok and go for the stir fry world record.

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  35. Bionic Ear by Roskolnikov · · Score: 4, Interesting

    mount a microphone at its focal point and aim that sucker (carefully) at whatever you would like to hear.

    I also second, third, or whatever the notion of a death ray,
    take a microwave oven apart and get creative with the +10 ray of amana.

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  36. How about for TV? by forevermore · · Score: 2, Informative

    C-Band is still in fairly active use in the US and around the world -- you could (gasp!) use it for what it was built for. It's the only way to get truly ala carte TV service, and usually costs a lot less than the alternatives (not to mention all of the free stuff out there). You'd probably need a new receiver to get digital channels, but I've spoken with plenty of MythTV users who have C-band setups.

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  37. Re:Solar oven by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 4, Funny

    lol, I misread that as burglars, I think a home defence deathray would be a great idea.

  38. Obvious Answer: World Record Wi-Fi Antenna by cmholm · · Score: 4, Informative

    Some lads with a couple of your dishes cracked 125 miles during the 2005 Defcon Wi-fi distance shoot out. With your one dish on one end, and even the weakest built-in wifi antenna on the other, you can still create a solid network connection to the next County. If the other antenna is a run of the mill 15 or 24 dB directional wifi, you can really crank.

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  39. Wifi by retro128 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Set up a WiFi link to the moon.

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  40. Reflecting! by SignOfZeta · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's parabolic, so if you can drag it inside, make it into an elliptical reflector dish.

    1. Re:Reflecting! by Sparky+McGruff · · Score: 2, Funny

      That just gets funnier every time I read it.

      It's a good thing I don't live in an apartment, and I don't have a big dish. :)

      Or a girlfriend...
      </Obligatory slashdot retort>

  41. Re:Point-to-Point wifi, etc by gunnk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hmm... maybe I could use one to boost my AT&T cell reception...

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  42. Mind Play by Zaffle · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lower the dish so its pointing directly at your neighbours house.
    When they enquire about it; Tell them you can now read their email.
    Refuse to elaborate.

    My shrink's neighbour has a dish pointed at the shrinks office. He says the paranoid delusionals love it. I love it too. Total coincidence.

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  43. Re:Directional Wifi by Twigmon · · Score: 2, Informative

    From your link to wikipedia:

    Although a single cable is limited to 5 meters, the USB specification permits up to five USB hubs in a long chain of cables and hubs. Consequently the maximum possible signalling distance is 30 meters, using six 5-meter cables and five hubs. In actual use, the last hub is a more convenient endpoint since some USB devices include built-in cables intended to directly connect to a hub, setting the maximum useful signalling distance at 25 meters.

    Also note that the maximum length of 5m is due to the standard allowing for a cable delay of less than 5.2 ns. This means that a 5m cable will be under the 26 ns allowed delay. If a cable introduces less delay then it would be possible to use a longer cable.

  44. Dish makes a great dome roof for a treehouse by zoaria · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Check out this option: I made a two story treehouse out of recycled materials and included a fibreglass satellite dish as a dome roof. http://www.treehousebydesign.com/gallery_canim5.html Unexpected benefit is that the sounds from the forest floor are collected by the dish and focused right near my head while in bed. Sounds like critters are scurrying around the edge of the bed and water is lapping at my feet.

  45. Free TV... by evilviper · · Score: 5, Informative

    I wrote about think kind of thing briefly in my journal a while back: http://slashdot.org/~evilviper/journal/189083

    You've already got most everything you need... For the cost of a DVB-S receiver ($40 for a PCI model, $100 for a set-top-box), you can get quite a few free TV channels, in addition to raw feeds and other eccentric stuff. No monthly fees required. That doesn't include most "cable" channels, but much more than you'll get with an antenna.

    Alternatively, if your dish was already fitted with a Ku-band LNBF, you could simply aim it at the DirecTV sat, and get a VERY strong signal, eliminating drop-outs even in the even of airplane flyovers, or extremely heavy rain fade.

    But I would suggest throwing out the DirecTV subscription, and going with the big-ugly-dish you already own, and a 4DTV receiver. It's easily the cheapest way to get subscription channels, probably less than 1/4rd the price of DirecTV or DishNet. Ala carte subscriptions are a big advantage that could save you dramatically.

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  46. Solar reflector for a Stirling electric generator! by hAckz0r · · Score: 3, Interesting
    How much do you want for it?

    I am want to work on a Solar concentrator that will spin a Sterling engine http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stirling_engine which drives an electric generator. Just mount a Stirling engine to the focal point with a reflective surface http://www.sprol.com/?p=265 that concentrates the heat, and add a sun tracker system to it and you will have free electricity for life! Of course how much power you generate depends on the dish diameter, your geographical location, and the reflective surface you use. In any case a Stirling is more efficient that the current photovoltaic technology we have available today. I would be doing this now except I don't have the "reflective surface" and the required sun tracker hardware in place yet. My tiny little 6" lathe just won't spin a six foot disk no matter how hard I try, and nobody seems to be throwing these big dishes out when I am conveniently available.

  47. Pond by waded · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The curved dishes make decent ponds for birds to splash in. Cover the edges with rocks or something else decorative to hide what it really is.

  48. Uses for a BIG dish. by JWSmythe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Oh, you have to be kidding me. Someone should take away your Slashdot license. :)

        What would a geek do with a big honkin' parabolic reflector? All kinds of things.

        1) The most obvious, pick up old satellite signals. I'm pretty sure (but not positive) that the C and KU bands are still in use. I used to watch live feeds for various news stations, along with all kinds of weird broadcasting. It was my first exposure to local TV in other areas.

        2) "Free to air". I won't say anything else about that, it's up to you to research.

        3) Listen in on unencrypted government traffic. There was a news story about this a few years ago. Some folks in England were intercepting not-so-secret US Government recon flights over Eastern Europe. (If they were to be really secret, they would have been encrypted and on different satellites). Just because the antenna normally points on one arc, it doesn't mean that's the only things to listen to.

        4) One heck of a 802.11b/g antenna. :) Watch out for the FCC though, that's a lot of gain. You may need to put a finer mesh screen over your existing panels. Check your wavelengths.

        5) Parabolic reflector + big light source (sun) = quick fried lunch. Cover it in mylar, and don't look into it directly. Better yet, don't be in front of it. It's all natural, and doesn't hurt the environment much. :)

        6) Parabolic reflector + microphone = really big parabolic microphone. Since you still have the mylar on from #5, all you have to do is mount the microphone. Well, you may want to use something less optically reflective, like saran wrap, unless you want to risk cooking your $5 microphone. :)

        7) Parabolic reflector + Microwave oven magnetron = trouble. Your 802.11b/g transmitter may have been putting off 0.025W (0.200W if you bought a good card). What happens when you pump 700W+ into the dish? :) How about a dozen magnetrons aimed into a smaller dish at the focal point, to reflect back down into the main dish first? 8.4KW and the gain of your antenna. You could cook your dinner from a few miles away. Don't aim it at friends, enemies, or anything you don't want to mess up pretty quick.

        8) Get another one the same size, cover them both in mylar, and have your own UFO parked in the back yard. Sell the pictures to the National Enquirer, and then sell the UFO on eBay with a signed copy of that edition.

        and on to the boring options.

        9) Scrap metal?

        10) Pull the panels, and you'll have really big snow shoes.

        11) Pull the panels for snow sled racing this winter.

        12) Pull the panels, Cover the convex side with styrofoam and fiberglass, and make some totally rad knee boards.

        Enjoy!

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  49. Dream by Schemat1c · · Score: 4, Funny

    You could fall asleep in it and broadcast your dreams all over the world.

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  50. Obligatory by Malevolyn · · Score: 2

    It's /., not ./!

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    1. Re:Obligatory by EdIII · · Score: 3, Funny

      LMAO! Yeah.... I know.

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      The HUGE space in between

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      Your Head {---------------

  51. Re:No, Mythbusters! - water heater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If it can work as a death ray then a more useful hack would be to heat water. it will be more fun if it has a motor as some of these did.

    not sure how difficult it may be to control the dish with a computer so it always focuses sun to a point where u can have a metal container holding water.

  52. Learn to make Paella by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not hard.

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  53. Academic Pursuits by CrazyWhiteBoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sorry, but I have to put a plug in here for my project. I am working at Eastern Michigan University on a project known as EARTHS or Education Astronomy using Radio Telescopes in High Schools. The goal of the project is to build small radio telescopes that can be put in the hands of high schools for students to learn with, while also being paired into a statewide array of telescope to form an experimental very long baseline array over the lower half of the state of Michigan. One idea to keep the costs of the project low was to use old satellite dishes, and we are looking for people that may be willing to donate their old dishes for our first prototype being built currently. If anyone is interested in doing so or would like more information on the project, I can be contacted at crazywhiteboy311 at gmail.com, just use the heading EARTHS in your email.

  54. Wok by Nick+Driver · · Score: 2, Funny

    The one in my neighbor's back yard is made of solid sheet steel, weighs a ton and is about 8 feet in diameter. You could stir-fry enough Chinese food in it to feed the whole neighborhood. Hmmm, might be a good way to get rid of all those pesky feral cats roaming the neighborhood too.

  55. Re:Remote DOS by Technician · · Score: 5, Funny

    Satellite dishes make excellent directional 802.11 antennas.
    Just remove the existing LNB from the dish and replace it with a homemade antenna, like a biquad, tuned for your band-of-interest (i.e. 2.4GHz ISM for wi-fi). Make sure you get a powerful (high RX sensitivity & high TX power) wireless card with an external antenna jack

    Me looking at access log and seeing wireless hack attempts... Looks at old C band dish and old microwave oven.. Hmm let's scan for the intruder and see if that laptop likes a KW of focused power in the WiFi band!

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  56. Re:A thought by dgatwood · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Depends. If it's a mesh dish, you may get much less reflection of higher frequency signals once the wavelength gets shorter than about twice the distance between bars in the mesh, IIRC. Probably not going to work too well for Ku band because the wavelength gets below 2 cm, so you'd need a mesh spacing of less than about .8 or .9 cm... I think.... If it is a solid dish, it should just work; a parabola is a parabola. Even still, it might work, but you won't get nearly the amount of extra reflection you'd ordinarily get from using such a large dish.

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  57. Re:A thought by cavefrog · · Score: 2, Informative

    you can't use a BUD C-band for Ku-band reception

    True for a C band LNB, but assuming you have a dual (C and Ku) band LNB the problem then is not resonance, it's selectivity. Most C band dishes have a fine enough mesh to reflect Ku band signals, but at Ku frequencies BUDs are not always directional enough to keep signals from adjacent satellites from interfering. You'll still get most of the Ku channels, but every once in a while you'll find one that you know you should be able to receive but can't. I had this problem with ktwo. I knew it was there, Lyngsat told me so, but I just couldn't pick it up until I installed a dedicated Ku band dish.

    A 36-inch Ku-band dish will get anything you need

    I agree - if you're in the continental US and don't have anything getting in the way like tree branches, a 36 inch dish is all you need for Ku.

  58. Re:A thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can absolutely use a c-band reflector with a ku feed. The focus is the same regardless of the lamba (wavelength in meters [or lambda] is 300/freq in megahertz.) You'll see that the reflector (dish) is multiple lamba and non-resonant for either c (4ghz down 6 up) or ku (11ghz down, 14 up) so moving to a higher band effectively increases the size of the reflector, but the reflector is not a resonant peice, and a grid dip meter will show that. ... hydrogen absorption limits the trend in actually using anything past ka...

  59. A broken thought by zentigger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wrongo!

    The only difference between c-band and ku-band dishes is in the feed-horn. because KU band is a much higher frequency, the aperture is much smaller, and thus a different sizing WG fitting is required to mate with the LNB. Of course, there is always the issue of polarity as well, linear and circular polarized feeds have different setups.

    The dish itself is just a big surface area to collect signal and bounce it into the middle. You can get c band ku band l band, and pretty much all microwave frequencies (hence the polularity for ISM hack-jobs)

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  60. Re: Ooo that's a big version of... by freddled · · Score: 2, Funny

    We had some old woks and we did a similar thing?: drill a hole in the base, fill with soil and gravel and plant alpines - the result a very nice wokkery.

  61. Re:Freeetv by LordVader717 · · Score: 2, Informative

    He was likely bluffing. DirectTV uses NDS Videoguard, which AFAIK to this day remains unbroken. There are other networks out there that can be broken, and many of them require buying a "Common-Interface" card (basically a PCI-PCMCIA adapter) and a decrytion module.

  62. Bird frying :-) by getuid() · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What does a parabolical dish do? It concentrates parallel radiation (a.k.a. radio waves) into the focal point of the dish -- that's where your sat receiver typically resides.

    Why not the other way round: replace the sat receiver by some wave *emitter* -- the the wave generator from an old microwave oven comes to mind :-)

    And point that emitter to radiate towards the dish. The dish will then reflect the radiation coming from the dot-like emitter sitting at the focal point nicely into parallel waves going out *from* the dish to ... well, wherever you choose to point it at :-)

    Pigeons on your neighbour's roof come to mind spontaneously...

    Just try not to fry the electronics of passing by planes on clear days, will you... 'd be gainst the law!

  63. DirectTV reflector by croftj · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe you'll be able to watch tv during rainstorms.

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  64. Re:A thought by Kitsune818 · · Score: 2, Informative

    There is nothing "resonant" about a parabolic dish, the diameter determines potential gain and the shape is a function of the focal point. Gain increases as the wavelength becomes shorter in relation to the dish, so most dishes are more effective at Ku than C, which is why smaller Ku dishes provide similar gain figures to the old C band dishes. A common problem is that the mesh of the older BUDs is not tight enough to be reflective at shorter wavelengths, but most were dual-band C/Ku toward the end. Another design constraint is the "illumination" angle of the feed horn, in other words, the amount of the dish the feed can "see". Dish surface outside the illumination angle of the feed is useless, which is why we don't see very shallow dishes with the feedpoint very close.. these would require a feed with a wide illumination angle. The reason you don't go with the largest dish possible, besides space limitations, is that increased gain narrows the beam width of the antenna, which means it must be pointed with more accuracy. A small dish might provide sufficient gain when pointed within 10 degrees of the source, a huge dish might be a fraction of a degree. An 8ft dish used for Ku would be hard to point, but would provide phenomenal gain, probably more than most Ku band LNBs are being designed for these days, and I'd imagine it would overload if you couldn't turn down the gain of the amplifier. If you are providing more signal than your amplifier can handle, you've got either too much antenna or too much amplifier.

  65. Such uninspired responses... by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Funny

    Load it onto the back of a truck, head into the mountains, and recreate the shield-sled scene from Willow.

  66. Evil Overlord by spikedvodka · · Score: 2, Funny

    Coat it with aluminum, polish it, and attach a powerful lamp in place of the reciever.

    aim it at your neighbors and fire it up.

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  67. Gazebo! by BForrester · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Make a gazebo with the inverted dish. Example:

    http://www.ranum.com/fun/projects/gazebo/index.html

  68. Why Alternative?? by StonyCreekBare · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A C-Band dish with a digital receiver has access to more programming, a better signal and lower prices for programming than anything Dish or Direct offer. It even gets HDTV! I have been using one for 8 years, and wouldn'y trade for the little dish product on a bet! Use it as intended!! Much better!

  69. Just use it... by pdp1144 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I spend less than $100 USD per year and get 4,000 channels off my BUD. Some are digital stations others are analog -- just like cable and other satellite technologies. There also HD options for BUD but I don't have the hardware for that. I am happy with the local HD programing I get from rabbit ears.

  70. ACCOUSTIC death ray, or listen to the neighbors by goombah99 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Put a speaker or microphone in the focus, hang a bed sheet over it so no one can see what it is. Then whisper instructions to the crazy people down on the street. Play music only they can hear.

    Or point it at the neighbors house and listen in.

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    1. Re:ACCOUSTIC death ray, or listen to the neighbors by Eleint · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or you could try something like this

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  71. More Obvious Answer by jagilbertvt · · Score: 2, Informative

    Use it for observing the radiation emitted by passing communication satellites, particularly in th 4-8Ghz range.

  72. Water melon garden by jmbrauny · · Score: 2, Funny

    My father-in-law pointed his straight up and drilled a hole in it so water would drain. He filled it with soil, and now grows water melons in it. I love seeing him get the step later out to pick water melons.

  73. Re:Remote DOS by Technician · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just be careful with that microwave oven. Those magnetrons can be dangerous.

    Thanks for posting the warning. My post was humor. I used to repair the ovens in the electronics shop, so I am aware, however the causal reader of Slashdot should heed the warning. They typically operate at about 4KV. If the HV doesn't get you right away, the effects from exposure to the radiation or dust from a smashed magnetron could produce lasting lingering health problems.

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