AOL In Talks With Microsoft to Merge Online Divisions, Says WSJ
Ian Lamont writes "Microsoft executives are reportedly meeting with their AOL counterparts to discuss combining the two companies' online divisions. No one from either side is willing to comment, nor has the structure of the supposed deal been worked out.
The original unconfirmed report comes from the Wall Street Journal (password-protected). A few months ago there was talk about AOL teaming up with Yahoo, but that never materialized." The free excerpt at the WSJ link above seems to say about as much as this Bloomberg wire report which refers to it, and the above-linked story at The Standard; this Reuters story indicates that AOL is still courting or being courted by Yahoo!, too.
WTF is MS thinking these days...
Welcome to Web 1.0...
Fact: Everything I say is fiction.
Hooray....Now I only have to hate one company,
... I would have thought my penchant for snagging all the free AOL disks I see and using them as frisbees, coasters, and arranging them in strange geometric designs on my wall (ad-side hidden) would have drained all of their resources by now. So sad.
AOL Account cancellation policy for MS' new subscription based access to Office.
Prediction: The real iPhone killer is going to be sex robots from Japan. Think about it.
It's like the perfect storm of suck. Maybe that's their business model: suck so bad that nothing, not even light can escape.
Ballmer's craziness is also reflected in their other acquisitions. Why would they buy http://www.danger.com/ which has no integration with Windows Mobile? Only to make fight with Google's Android.
MS supposedly cost $10bn to develop (depending on what sources you read) and MS was prepared to spend $40bn for Yahoo. Surely MS should be thinking of spending more on fixing their core business.
Hey Ballmer, if you want to survive then you need to be less competitor focused and more customer focused. Don't let you megalomania divert you from core business.
Engineering is the art of compromise.
Hopefully AOL can do for M$ what AOL did for Time Warner.
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