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Hack a Million Systems and Earn a Job

An anonymous reader writes "It has been a number of years since the fantasy that hackers will be offered a job by those who they hacked was even a potential reality, but this might still be the case in New Zealand. An 18-year-old hacker responsible for writing a number of applications used by an online group called 'the A-Team' that allowed the creation of a million-plus machine botnet and a range of credit card fraud activities to take place, has walked free from court sans conviction despite pleading guilty. And to top it all off, the NZ police force were interested in talking to the hacker about working for them, and 'several computer programming companies' were also chasing him for his skills."

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  1. Well I always wanted to be an F1 driver... by MagdJTK · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...so I'll be driving everywhere with my foot to the floor, hoping for a drive by 2010!

    1. Re:Well I always wanted to be an F1 driver... by Walkingshark · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ciber crime

      You mean stealing warmed, spiced apple juice from a dyslexic person?

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    2. Re:Well I always wanted to be an F1 driver... by Thanshin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ciber crime

      You mean stealing warmed, spiced apple juice from a dyslexic person?

      No, he meant a weather in some location averaged over some long period of time that has fermented apple juice characteristics.

      He's talking about London.

  2. Old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh great. I'm twenty and I'm comparitively useless and old. That's so depressing. :(

    1. Re:Old by mrbluze · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh great. I'm twenty and I'm comparitively useless and old. That's so depressing. :(

      Now you just have to grow your hair long and look depressed and you too can be like him.

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  3. So, shall we call him mitnick jr? by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is a great step forward for black hats everywhere! And a great step forward for aspiring CS students ... and a step back for mankind. *siigh*

    at least it was 2 forward and one back...

  4. Re:haha by martin-boundary · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sure, sure, but did any of the papers also happen to mention something about a bj?

  5. Crime Pays? by Fail-deadly · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...why! This goes against everything my parents ever told me!

  6. Re:Kiwis are out of touch by mnemocynic · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're also behind their sheep. *ba-dum-tsh*

  7. Free Kevin! by capnkr · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh...

    um, oops...

    I for one welcome...

    Bah.

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  8. Re:haha by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's the problem with being a hacker. You can get all kinds of infections into any system you want, but you can't get your perfectly everything-negative virgin cock in any girl's mouth.

  9. lucky guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    they let him go without a booting

  10. Re:haha by neonmonk · · Score: 2, Funny

    As long as it's OVER 9000!!!

  11. Close to what they should have done by Hojima · · Score: 4, Funny

    What they really should have done is force him to work for them. The logic for most crimes should be: commit a crime, be forced to work with police to prevent crime. The more they get, the easier it is to catch others, the more they get etc. Of course if he doesn't even have to do that, then I just hope he'll get murdered.

    1. Re:Close to what they should have done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      allowed the creation of a million-plus machine botnet and a range of credit card fraud activities

      Nice friend you have. Perhaps you can refrain from that sort of friends.

  12. Re:Kiwis are out of touch by mrbluze · · Score: 5, Funny

    Typical, they are a decade behind the rest of the world.

    Yeah the "world" is so ahead isn't it. Poor Kiwis, why haven't they got all their troops in the middle east already, and a mortgage crisis, and incalculable foreign debt and nuclear power and massive prisons and... and when can I move there?

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  13. Re:haha by hplus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obviously he hacked the news sites to change the number.

  14. Re:Some more context might be useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So I guess Bill Gates is off the hook too then? Aspergers absolves all.

  15. Re:RTFA, he has Asberger's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Asperger's. The magical word that makes everything you do OK.

  16. A-Team by clbyjack81 · · Score: 3, Funny

    So did he say to himself on the way to the interview, "I just love it when a plan comes together!"?

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  17. Re:RTFA, he has Asberger's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Asperger's. The magical word that makes everything you do OK.

    You beat me to the punch. Most of these douchebags are intelligent, but they're not that intelligent. It's sort of a Slashdot trump card that so many like to use due to the large number of socially inept so-called geeks here. They have to be cool somehow, so instead of taking a shower and losing fifty pounds they develop a Spock-like affliction.

    This kid is a bomb waiting to go off; he's already shown that his moral compass is screwed up. If he screws up again I hope they throw the book at him and then ruin the career(s) of the person/people who suggested hiring him.

  18. Good morning the worm, your honor by tinkertim · · Score: 2, Funny

    The crown will plainly show the prisoner who now stands before you, was caught red handed 0wn1ng people, 0wn1ng people of an almost HUMAN nature.

    This will not do.

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

  19. Re:What happened to ethics when hiring? by gd23ka · · Score: 2, Funny

    # /sbin/brain --start
    # /sbin/brain --show-status
    brain0: running
    #

    "Now, granted you would be stupid to give him the root password of your server"

    He is the last guy on the planet that needs to ask for your root password.