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Computer Mouse Heading For Extinction

slatterz writes "The computer mouse is set to die out in the next five years and will be usurped by touch screens and facial recognition, analysts believe. Steven Prentice, vice president and Gartner Fellow, told the BBC that devices such as Nintendo's MotionPlus for the Wii and Apple's iPhone point the way to the future, offering greater accuracy in motion detection."

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  1. The end of one-handed surfing? by hedronist · · Score: 5, Funny

    But ... but ... I have a relationship with my mouse! It's one of the two things I have my hand on all day long. Oh, behave! I meant my keyboard.

    Somewhat more seriously, do you really want your screen to have ... stuff all over it? Personally, I don't let anyone touch my screen. Or imagine an office with everyone yelling at their computer, "No, God damn it! The other left!"

    1. Re:The end of one-handed surfing? by Gerzel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just dip the hands in some liquid nitrogen no need to pry just smash

  2. Another GUI intervention lies just ahead by antek9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next up: the combination of both those future bound GUI technologies, The WiiPhone (TM). It doesn't have any screen at all, you just throw it at whoever you want to talk to! Now if all things were that simple...

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    1. Re:Another GUI intervention lies just ahead by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, Naomi Campbell is gonna be pissed. All that money spent on defense attorneys and she could have just claimed she was demonstrating a future user interface...

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  3. Re:analysts...or just bored idiots? by afidel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually it's Gartner so your best bet is to buy stock in Logitech as it's more likely that there will be a great surge in demand for mice in the next 5 years =)

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  4. Remember how keyboards died out? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Funny
    Twenty years ago I saw exactly the same predictions about keyboards and some people laughed them off. Look how fast keyboards disappeared, replaced by the mouce and voice recognition. Within a couple of years they were completely gone.

    If the keyboard could get killed of then why can't the mouse?

    People bitch about RSI etc when using a keyboard/mouse. VR or reaching across your desk to operate a touch screen will be far more strain over a day of desk work or a few hours of gaming/emailing whatever.

    About the only area where touch screen is practical is in walk-up kiosks and handheld devices.

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  5. Re:Mice are not going anywhere. by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 5, Funny

    I haven't had mod points since... ...2003, but if I had some now they would be yours.

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  6. Analysts headed for extinction by Kohath · · Score: 5, Funny

    The profession of "analyst" is set to die out in the next 5 years. The use of analysts to predict the future based on unsupportable extrapolation of early technology trends will start to decline in 2008 and the profession will be totally gone by 2014. These analyst predictions will be replaced with predictions from other sources such as Ouija boards, re-purposed water witches, and randomly clicking on a document with a computer mouse and forming a sentence with the words.

    Of course, the best way to tell the future is to wait until it becomes the present and then watch what happens. News sources once used that method to report news, but it fell out of favor due to narcissism and delusions of grandeur among journalists. Journalists found that the couldn't always control events that happened or the facts reported. Predictions don't have this limitation because the predicted events are fictional at the time the story is written.

  7. Re:In theory, I'll agree. by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know what a PS/2 port is, and my father-in-law showed up with one of these so-called "floppy" disks once so I know what that is...

    But just what the heck is a parallel port? :)

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  8. Re:Gorilla Arm Syndrome by zsau · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kids can shuffle papers, pick them up, do all sorts of things. If the screen's built into the desk you're limited to shuffling your arse and picking it up.

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  9. Re:Mice are not going anywhere. by Filip22012005 · · Score: 3, Funny

    If their goal is to write a controversial article that will show up on front page of slashdot and drive gazillion of clicks to their site then they are very very smart

    If that's their goal, then they don't know Slashdot very well. No-one is going to click the link!

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