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$250 Freescale-Based "Green" "Cloud" Computer

An anonymous reader sends word of the CherryPal, a tiny desktop computer that its maker says will consume just 2 watts. It uses a Freescale processor that runs Linux and has no moving parts. The CherryPal has integrated software and an embedded Linux (based on Debian) that has been stripped down to support Open Office, Firefox, iTunes, instant messaging, and multimedia access locally. More applications are available in the cloud, and 50 GB of cloud storage is included. It comes without keyboard or mouse but with ports for VGA, USB, Ethernet, and built-in Wi-Fi. It's claimed that the CherryPal will boot up in 20 seconds from 4 GB of flash. They've buried Linux so that the end user doesn't see it; the entire UI is presented through Firefox. The CherryPal site says: "There's no software or upgrades to install, no risk of viruses, and no operating system to deal with and free 24/7 support."

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  1. Has to be said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So who is going to be the first to pop that cherry?

    Sorry, couldn't help it.

    1. Re:Has to be said... by Gewalt · · Score: 4, Funny

      So who is going to be the first to pop that cherry?

      Not me, I live in north america, you insensitive clod. I'll have to wait for the CherryNTSC to get a taste.

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  2. Free-based computing by iminplaya · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sounds cool.

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    1. Re:Free-based computing by bsDaemon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bender: well, if jacking on will make total strangers think i'm cool, then ok, I'll do it!

    2. Re:Free-based computing by Thelasko · · Score: 4, Funny

      Free-based may sound cool, man. But next thing you know your laying in a pool of your own urine, in a truckstop restroom, somewhere west of Amarillo, Texas.

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  3. More better circuitry by Kohath · · Score: 4, Funny

    Green Cloud? Can we have a Brown Hornet computer? How about a Black Canary monitor?

    The Black Canary can tell us whether we can safely breathe in the Green Cloud.

    1. Re:More better circuitry by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      All I have to say is to thank the gods it's not a Brown Cloud! Phew!

    2. Re:More better circuitry by dsginter · · Score: 4, Funny

      From the submission:

      It uses a Freescale processor that runs Linux and has no moving parts

      The processor has NO MOVING PARTS!!! You bet your sweet bippie that this is more better circuitry. Finally - a solid-state microprocessor!

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    3. Re:More better circuitry by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

      The processor has NO MOVING PARTS!!! You bet your sweet bippie that this is more better circuitry. Finally - a solid-state microprocessor!

      What a load of BS - there are quite a few electrons moving around in there. That will wear it out eventually, I'm sure.

  4. Re:"green" vs "no upgrades" by ePhil_One · · Score: 5, Funny

    And why exactly would you throw it away?

    Its just a matter of time until the release the CherryPal2...

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  5. Re:iTunes under Linux? by Billhead · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not only that, but Open Office as well!
    And no virii! With only 20 per cent of the innards!

  6. iTunes? by MMC+Monster · · Score: 5, Funny

    They have a version of iTunes for a Debian system that never needs to be updated?

    I don't even think Apple has that yet!

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  7. WTF? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny

    CherryPal!?

    Was "My Little Computer" fraught with trademark peril? Or could they not get Hello Kitty to return their calls?

    There's a "popping cherry" joke here somewhere, but damned if I can find it.

    Oh, wait... *snicker*

  8. Nice try. by oahazmatt · · Score: 4, Funny

    No way I'm using my work PC to visit cherrypal.com, even if it is tech related and I can get away with it.

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  9. Re:2 watts? by snl2587 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's ok. The rest of the PC uses magic and fireflies to run. I'd say that's somewhere around 8 watts.

  10. Re:Cloud computer? by bsDaemon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, until the meme changes from "beowulf cluster" to "cloud," then I think we're safe.

  11. Re:iTunes under Linux? by Hordeking · · Score: 3, Funny

    Same thing I was thinking. And I seriously doubt a PC like this would run it with Wine.

    But I bet it would barf on wine.

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  12. Re:"green" vs "no upgrades" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd imagine most of the "upgrades" to your computer-using experience are going to be on the server-side, since the computer itself is basically a thin client.

    You must be new to capitalism...

  13. Re:Cloud? by 4D6963 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cloud computers are designed to only run vapourware.

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  14. Obligatory by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our meteorological phenomenon overlords.

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  15. Re:"green" vs "no upgrades" by Arccot · · Score: 4, Funny

    And why exactly would you throw it away?

    Its just a matter of time until the release the CherryPal2...

    I'm really, really hoping the next version is the Cherry 2000 instead. I'd buy one of those.

  16. Re:But it's not that much cheaper ... by gdog05 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait a minute. Isn't "a nice size" a polite way of saying it's too small?

  17. Re:"green" vs "no upgrades" by Jamil+Karim · · Score: 2, Funny

    the secret to wealth was to never throw anything away!

    So, um... where do I store all my used Kleenexes, Q-tips, fingernail clippings, banana peels, etc....

  18. Re:"green" vs "no upgrades" by griffjon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oblig.

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these -- as the bricks of your house!

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  19. Re:Cloud computer? by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 3, Funny

    While I grant that it is somewhat difficult to nail down the definition of "cloud computing", what does this have to do with it?

    If you want to define "cloud computing" in this context you need to consider the Web 2.0 paradigm this product leverages for its innovation. This is a "green" product that maximizes its use of the grid for next-generation social shaping, so from a Slashdot commenter's perspective you'll get web services, tagging, and real user participation if you buy this product. I think their idea is to have it be a dynamic framework for proactive immersion, which is basically win-win.

  20. Surprisingly good for gaming! by StefanJ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ultima II and "Hunt the Wumpus" SCREAM on this thing!

  21. Re:"green" vs "no upgrades" by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why did you throw away your old 286-based PC?

    You don't know me very well. I didn't.

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  22. Re:"green" vs "no upgrades" by mrsteveman1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, i want the entire pie and will picket your house until you produce the missing piece.

    I can wait all day folks....