Spam King Escapes From Federal Prison

Bobfrankly1 writes "The FBI, IRS, and the Rocky Mountain Safe Streets Task Force are helping the US Marshals search for escaped 'Spam King' Edward 'Eddie' Davidson. He apparently jumped in a car with his wife, changed clothes at home, and hasn't been seen since." Update: 07/24 22:20 GMT by T : It seems that Davidson has been found, victim of a murder-suicide which also left two others dead.

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[HeadlessNotAHorseman]

If you are planning to do something like this, you might as well do it properly! Sure, he knocked off his family, but he could've done a lot better. I have calculated that the absolute worst way to commit suicide (i.e. the method that would cause the most trauma to the people left behind) is:

1. Dress up in santa suit
2. Go to large shopping mall or other gathering of many families (preferably around christmas time)
3. Using a machine gun or some other rapid-fire weapon, shoot as many of the parents as you can (be sure NOT to kill any children)
4. with the last remaining bullet, shoot yourself

Voila, many people dead, and many children traumatised by watching their parents killed by santa claus. I challenge anyone here to think of a worse way to take yourself out!