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WB Took Pains To "Delay" Pirating of Dark Knight

Jay writes "The L.A. Times is reporting on a new studio tactic — not to prevent piracy, but to delay it, as was the case with special tactics used with Dark Knight. 'Warner Bros. executives said the extra vigilance paid off, helping to prevent camcorded copies of the reported $180-million film from reaching Internet file-sharing sites for about 38 hours. Although that doesn't sound like much progress, it was enough time to keep bootleg DVDs off the streets as the film racked up a record-breaking $158.4 million on opening weekend. The movie has now taken in more than $300 million. The success of an anti-piracy campaign is measured in the number of hours it buys before the digital dam breaks.'" You know what else helps to have a big opening weekend? Making a good movie.

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  1. well... by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "If the movie's a stinker, the word will travel at the speed of a mouse click, ruining chances of making back money." So you can't get money for a shoddy product? Cry me a river.

    1. Re:well... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What's amazing is that these studios seem to be focused on the losses they incur from a bad movie. That's unreal: the metric is not how good a movie is, but rather, how effectively they can trick people into seeing a really bad movie. One doesn't need special effects to make a great film, just talented and creative directors, writers, and actors. It would be one thing if they only mentioned it causally, but they mention it over and over again, as if their biggest fear is that piracy will expose them as shitty film makers.

      I still remember the time when people would wait for movie critics to give their opinion on a movie before they went to see it. I also remember not wasting money on movies that received bad reviews.

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    2. Re:well... by ethanms · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "If the movie's a stiff, and word gets out too early that it's a stiff, it's devastating to the business model," Garland said."

      Let's be fair... those words did not come from the studio, they came from the CEO of a biz that "monitors" file sharing networks--my guess is that no studio would publicly agree with that particular sentiment.

      As Morty Seinfeld once said, "You know what sells clothes? Cheap fabric and dark lighting."

      You know that sell movies? Dead leading actors and professional film critics on your pay roll.

    3. Re:well... by tzhuge · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "They" are business people, and probably negligent in their jobs if they didn't focus on box-office sales as a metric. Like it or not, the movie going public likes CG-fest blockbusters, and, as long as that's the case, the studios are going to focus on those.

    4. Re:well... by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I still remember the time when people would wait for movie critics to give their opinion on a movie before they went to see it.

      Which is why movie critics get advance screenings and then their (favourable) opinion gets blasted all over the mediasphere as part of the advertising campaign.

      I also remember not wasting money on movies that received bad reviews.

      Nowadays people won't even waste bandwidth on movies that receive bad reviews and this trend disturbs the studios greatly, since it shows that nobody wants to watch some of their crap, even when it is free.

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    5. Re:well... by sm62704 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "They" are business people, and probably negligent in their jobs if they didn't focus on box-office sales as a metric

      No, "they" are thieves who are out to con you out of your hard earned money, no better than someone who "seals" your driveway with black paint, or a "drug dealer" who sells oregano.

      If they were truly buisinesspeople they would make the best product possible and sell it on their merits, like businesspeople used to do. There have always been thieves in the business world, but it seems that these days thieves vastly outnumber the honest businesspeople.

      Dislcaimer - I haven't seen the movie. Maybe it is a good movie, but if these people are worried that it sucks and want to keep its percieved suckage out of your mind, the people who are selling it (not necessarily the people who made it) are thieves, not honest businessmen.

      When did stealing from your customers become ethical and normal, anyway?

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    6. Re:well... by iocat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh my... my Mac, with all smoothing turned off, rendered that "cl" in "click" exactly like a "d." At first I thought there was some awesome new simile I was learning...

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      Dude, I think I can see my house from here.

    7. Re:well... by rugatero · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I still remember the time when people would wait for movie critics to give their opinion on a movie before they went to see it.

      Which is why movie critics get advance screenings and then their (favourable) opinion gets blasted all over the mediasphere as part of the advertising campaign.

      Which is utterly worthless. It is not beyond the promoters to take the line "Whatever you do, do not go and see this film!" from a review and use the last five words in the promo material.

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    8. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I may or may not get alot off USENET. I may or may not have an unlimited account because the 50 gig a month account just wasn't cutting it. I may or may not have gotten "The Love Guru" because I may or may not actually "try" and watch anything. So a few weeks ago, I may or may not have been in my living room, folding/sorting socks with the Love Guru on in the background. It may or may not have been so bad that I actually stopped it so I could concentrate on folding my socks.

      A hypothetically free DVD quality version of a new supposed Hollywood movie, in the air conditioned comfort of my alleged home was theortically so bad that I may or may not have turned it off so I could focus on sorting socks.

      Oh, and Sock monster 5, Me 0.

    9. Re:well... by mi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If they were truly buisinesspeople they would make the best product possible

      As determined by who? The criteria: "how many people have gone to see it," — is not at all a bad one... Heck, I think, it is the best one.

      [...] like businesspeople used to do.

      Market success is what has always driven business people. There is simply no better criteria known today — the only alternative is having some sort of committee, that would review products (from toothpicks to movies) and decide, whether or not to let them be sold. I assure you, that system would suck much more...

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    10. Re:well... by L+Boom · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yep. By those standards, the new Mike Myers film was phenomenally successful: Love Guru comes out as the least pirated major studio release in a decade.

    11. Re:well... by MadKeithV · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Having just seen the movie in question, I have no doubt that the death of Heath Ledger has really fired up the media buzz around the movie, but it also happens to be one of the best movies I've seen for a while.
      In the end it's going to be an enormous success because past all the buzz the movie didn't suck either so people will keep coming to see it past the opening week.

    12. Re:well... by amabbi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why so serious? I don't buy the logic that the tragic death of one of the actors led to the current box office success of The Dark Knight. By that logic, The Twilight Zone movie, in which one of the lead actors was killed on-screen, would have been a box office monster... which it was not.

    13. Re:well... by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What's the difference between Batman and the Hulk?

      In there original forms, perhaps not so much.

      However, their onscreen versions have been different as night and
      day. Even within the same franchise you see stark differences. It's
      not the source material but how it's treated.

      This is what leads to all the variation in the Batman material AND
      the variation in the Hulk material.

      The Hulk managed to survive on TV for years. That version wasn't
      nearly as bad as the recent cinematic version.

      If that last Hulk would have just stuck to the canon of the well
      established and successful comic book, it might not have been so
      bad. You can't dis the source when it's obviously successful and
      has stood the test of time in it's own way.

      It also helps to pick the more successful works.

      You can do this with "literature" just like you can with comics.

      Pick a poor book and you will probably end up with a poor movie.

      There are reasons that Superman, Spiderman and Batmans are icons
      of their own without film and TV and Daredevil and Ghost Rider
      aren't. Use the novel equivalent of Daredevil and you'd probably
      end up with the same cinematic result.

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    14. Re:well... by robably · · Score: 2, Funny

      It is not beyond the promoters to take the line "Whatever you do, do not go and see this film!" from a review and use the last five words in the promo material.

      That's appalling. It should of course be "Go to see this film".

    15. Re:well... by Stook · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "they" are thieves who are out to con you out of your hard earned money, no better than someone who "seals" your driveway with black paint, or a "drug dealer" who sells oregano....

      If they were truly buisinesspeople they would make the best product possible and sell it on their merits, like businesspeople used to do.

      And what merits would these be? The cast? The producer? Critic reviews? Name me 5 critics whose opinion you trust.

      I can remember a revolutionary movie a few years back that I would have laughed at and never seen... "Starring Lawrence Fishburn, Keanu Reeves and one of the old Power Rangers..." That movie turned out to be the Matrix, and it's because of the advertising that I saw it.

      Bottom line, as a consumer, it's your job to research the product you want to purchase. If your research is their advertising, then suck it up and deal with the crappy movie. You've just behaved exactly how they wanted you too. There are more than enough places around to get a good idea of what the movie will be like before going to see it.

      If you don't ask/look at what they're putting on your driveway or can't tell the difference between a bag of KB and oregano... I've got some great swampland in Florida you've got to see...

    16. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As determined by who? The criteria: "how many people have gone to see it," — is not at all a bad one... Heck, I think, it is the best one.

      That depends on the time scope. If you want to measure the full attendance it takes years. You don't have years if your main concern is you yield.

      [...] like businesspeople used to do.

      Market success is what has always driven business people. There is simply no better criteria known today

      The problem is that if it's the only criteria, the business may miss out on the true masterpieces, simply because nobody wants to run the risk of striding off the beaten path.

      There are plenty of examples of movies that took years just to break even but are called classics nevertheless.

    17. Re:well... by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On the other hand, The Crow certainly didn't suffer from the publicity surrounding Brandon Lee's on-set death.

    18. Re:well... by kaizendojo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They are thieves for doing the job they were hired for?!? Gee let's pillory the number of /.'ers here who put a catchy subject line in for a borign thread! Get real; no one is dragging you into a the movie house. If you decided to go see a movie and then made a judgement that YOU weren't entertained, then tough. There are no gaurantees in entertainment, like MOST of life. If you hire someone to seal your driveway with no credentials and no license, then it's YOUR frigging fault for being an idiot. If you buy drugs from someone you can't trust (and who you don't smoke it with FIRST ) then it's YOUR fault. I am so freaking sick and tired of people bitching about the world owing them a living. TAKE SOME DAMN RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF!!

    19. Re:well... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Market success is what has always driven business people.

      Yes, but business people don't fool themselves into thinking market success == good product. No, they are quite well aware that they are often trying to achieve market success with an inferior product. They are well aware that they are essentially tricking people into buying it. If they weren't aware, they wouldn't be able to work around the product's flaws with marketing.

      The point is that the business people are driven by money, and they are well aware of the obvious fact that making money doesn't necessarily mean making the best product by any metric. It means making money. That's all.

      Only completely credulous consumers, the kind that thinks the quality of an OS is proven by number of installations, actually believe this is a good metric of quality. The business men selling it know that it isn't, but "quality" isn't something they care about other than the extent to which it affects sales. And hey if advertising can increase the apparent quality of the item to cover the gap, then that's just fine.

      Would you suggest that a product which is garbage but has a good advertising campaign is actually a better product? Because the advertising drove the sales, and you're saying market success == best product, so this is a natural consequence of that line of thinking.

      There is simply no better criteria known today -- the only alternative is having some sort of committee, that would review products (from toothpicks to movies) and decide, whether or not to let them be sold. I assure you, that system would suck much more...

      Only because of that "decide whether or not to let them be sold" nonsense.

      If more people actually read independent reviews of products, and used that to decide whether or not to buy a product, then yes this system would be much better. Because schlock that only gets sold because some marketing department came up with a clever way of making the product not look like crap would be less successful.

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    20. Re:well... by Thought1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, anyone can get in on an advanced screening. Many movies have unadvertised advanced screenings the Friday or Saturday prior to their opening; you sometimes have to hunt around for them, but they're often listed online or over the phone. You can buy tickets to them just like any other movie.

    21. Re:well... by Frosty-B-Bad · · Score: 2

      right about when they had to make a college class called Business Ethics, because if you have to teach ethics it pretty much points out where we have come to as a society.

    22. Re:well... by rugatero · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're quite right, this story had passed me by. Although it is Europe-wide, not just UK.

      I saw some coverage on the BBC some months back when a group of bloggers were making a point of exposing misleading promos, but at the time there were only faint rumblings of a possible law being introduced.

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    23. Re:well... by mi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The point is that the business people are driven by money, and they are well aware of the obvious fact that making money doesn't necessarily mean making the best product by any metric. It means making money. That's all.

      Do you want a cookie for this? Marx (you read him, have not you?) has "condemned" businessmen long ago by exposing the simple fact (quoting by memory): they make nice things not out of benevolence, but out of the desire for profit. If it were profitable for them to make shredded glass, they would've been making shredded glass.

      What he — and you — didn't realize (or choose not to say), is that this system works far better on balance, than anything else. Especially the alternative forced forward by Marx' followers.

      Only because of that "decide whether or not to let them be sold" nonsense.

      "Nonsense"? Very well, then — we already have the system, you want: various organizations try to test/evaluate new products and issue their opinions. The "enforcement arm", banning "schlock" from the market, is the only "missing part".

      If more people actually read independent reviews of products, and used that to decide whether or not to buy a product, then yes this system would be much better.

      Yes, of course. But, at the end, a product's success will still be measured by its market success — among "the masses".

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    24. Re:well... by gaspyy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not fair.

      I'd venture to say that you haven't seen The Dark Knight. Judging from the media hype, I thought that it's all because Ledger's help too.

      However, having seen the movie, I can safely say that Heath Ledger outshines everyone else in the movie. Maybe they (the producers) have altered the music or the editing or whatever, but the movie seems to be about the Joker rather than about Batman.

      Health's Joker puts Nicholson's (and Burton's) version to shame and it deserves all the accolade. It's an intense, scary character.

    25. Re:well... by Stormwatch · · Score: 4, Informative

      A quote that always comes to mind when I see a super-expensive turkey...

      "If Coca-Cola accidentally created 100 million cans of faulty Coke, you know for sure the entire 100 million cans would be dropped in the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean, without a second thought and irrespective of what that did to the year's profits. What do we do with a crappy movie? We double its advertising budget and hope for a big opening weekend. What have we done for the audience as they walk out of the cinema? We've alienated them. We've sold audiences a piece of junk; we just took twelve dollars away from a couple and we think we've done ourselves no long-term damage." -- David Puttnam, GQ magazine, April 1987

      Good thing Dark Knight was worth the money. Best movie I've seen in quite a while!

    26. Re:well... by WhiplashII · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Would you suggest that a product which is garbage but has a good advertising campaign is actually a better product?

      While on it's face this seems to beg the answer no, there are times when the correct answer is yes. For example:

      If I make a drug that saves the lives of all cancer patients, 100% success rate, but can't market my way out of a box, I save no one.

      If Joe makes a drug that only saves half the people, but he can market like no one else, he saves millions of lives - and makes enough money to buy my product, and market it as well.

      Creating the great product is only half the work - matching up products with customers is a lot harder than people think. When I am evaluating a new business venture, the first question I ask is "how will you get customers?"

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    27. Re:well... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you want a cookie for this? Marx (you read him, have not you?) has "condemned" businessmen long ago by exposing the simple fact (quoting by memory): they make nice things not out of benevolence, but out of the desire for profit. If it were profitable for them to make shredded glass, they would've been making shredded glass.

      Well gee, if I had known that you were already aware that your stated belief that market success was a good metric for saying what the best product was was flagrant non-factual bullshit, I never would have bothered saying something so obvious. So no, I don't want a cookie, I want you to stop saying BS you know isn't true. Market success != good product. It's not even the 'best' available metric. You know it, I know it, Marx knew it, the business person pushing the product knows it.

      "Nonsense"? Very well, then -- we already have the system, you want: various organizations try to test/evaluate new products and issue their opinions. The "enforcement arm", banning "schlock" from the market, is the only "missing part".

      It's nonsense because nobody was asking for an enforcement arm to prevent a bad product from being sold in the first place.

      And yes, we do have the system of reviewers. And I say THAT, despite its many faults (mostly concerning bias which the businessman putting forward the product is never free from), is the best available metric for what is the best product. At the end of the day, which do you think is the better judge of, say, the quality of a car: The sales totals for that car, or the Consumer Reports review of that car? I say the latter, without hesitation.

      Yes, of course. But, at the end, a product's success will still be measured by its market success -- among "the masses".

      And therefore that's the best metric? No. Not at all. It's a stand-in for a good metric used by the apathetic. And you're apparently aware of this. So why you said otherwise, I'll never know or care. But at least we both agree it was wrong.

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    28. Re:well... by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They are thieves for doing the job they were hired for?!?

      If they were hired to deceive, then yes. If they believe in their product, they're not thieves. If they don't but sell it anyway, they are. If I hire you to shoplift does doing your job make you a thief?

      Like I said, I haven't yet seen it, but Linda said it was a good movie. But even if it is a good movie, if the people selling it think it sucks, they're thieves.

      If you hire someone to seal your driveway with no credentials and no license, then it's YOUR frigging fault for being an idiot.

      If I break into your house it's "YOUR frigging fault for being an idiot" and not having better security? You make my point for me - honesty seems to be out of style these days. You seem to not care about dishonesty. I bet you cheated your way through college; after all, it was the professor's fault for being too stupid to catch you.

      I am so freaking sick and tired of people bitching about the world owing them a living

      Your attitude sickens me. My employer owes me a living, and I owe him my time. That's the contract. If I pay you for X and you deliver Y, you have stolen from me, plain and simple. If I pay you for a thing, you OWE me the thing I paid for.

      If you rip me off I will take the responsibility of calling the police and having your theiving ass put in the jail it belongs in.

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    29. Re:well... by mikael_j · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I make a drug that saves the lives of all cancer patients, 100% success rate, but can't market my way out of a box, I save no one. If Joe makes a drug that only saves half the people, but he can market like no one else, he saves millions of lives - and makes enough money to buy my product, and market it as well.

      The problem with this is of course when you and Joe create your drugs at the same time and part of the reason (or perhaps entirely the reason) for why your product isn't selling is because Joe is better at marketing than you are. You had a clearly superior product but Joe simply managed to convince people that his product was better (or the only available drug on the market, just like there are quite a few Windows users out there who still seem to think that you can't have a computer without Windows on it, didn't mean to turn this into an anti-Windows flame but it''s a good example of how successful marketing can be at making people believe something that isn't even remotely true).

      /Mikael

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    30. Re:well... by rpillala · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And what merits would these be? The cast? The producer? Critic reviews? Name me 5 critics whose opinion you trust.

      Mick LaSalle (http://www.sfgate.com)
      Filthy (http://bigempire.com/filthy)
      Stephen Greydanus (http://www.decentfilms.com)
      Roger Ebert (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com)
      ...I had one more and forgot it.

      By "trust" I don't mean I always agree on what's good or bad. Rather, I believe that these critics give an opinion whose basis I can usually understand, and which is free from any pressure to sell me the movie. An honest review that pans a movie sometimes convinces me that I want to see it. Similarly, some positive reviews dissuade me from seeing some movies. Critics don't have to share all my personal tastes to be trustworthy.

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    31. Re:well... by Bandman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem with assigning labels like "good", "bad" are that they're relative, and arbitrary anyway.

      The problem with "better" or "worse" is that the targets can be arbitrarily changed. Is shredded glass bad? Depends on whether you want cookies or fiberglass.

      There's no single metric to aim for.

    32. Re:well... by gregbot9000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A lot of people confuse the best product for the situation with the best product possible. This is where a lot of the criticism for products comes from IMO. A product that lasts ten years and cost $200 is not better then a product that will last 5 and cost $120 if I only need it for 4 years. just like a movie to see with a date can be absolutely drivel, it's not like I'm thinking about the movie anyways.

    33. Re:well... by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So apparently you have some device that can determine the true intent of a human from afar?

      No, I don't. But I know my intent and you know yours and a thief knows his own. Sometimes his intent is obvious; no device needed. I only wish I did have such a device, I would make an honest killing with it and a lot of people would cease to be scammed.

      How is this even relevant?!? Shoplifting is illegal

      What does "illegal" have to do with right and wrong? Adultery is legal, prostitution is not. Why is it legal for me to fuck your wife so long as I don't pay her for it? Anyone who equates "legal" with "moral" has no clue about morality or ethics.

      Show me on the ticket where everyone who buys a ticket is guaranteed to be entertained.

      You not only miss my point, you run from it screaming in terror.

      If you were STUPID enough to make a judgment about a 1:45 hour movie based on seeing 60 second OR LESS of it, then you deserve what you get.

      Your straw man is on fire. And I have no "at-will contract", it is a written, signed document. Is jumping to conclusions and dodging reponsibility your only exersize?

      IHBT.

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    34. Re:well... by electrosoccertux · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When all you teach in schools is survival of the fittest, should we be surprised when they come out with me-first attitudes?
      You can argue all you want to say murdering is bad, and invoke arguments like "having a non-violent society is paramount to the survival of the species on the whole", but you cannot make an argument more convincing than "most people agree this is bad, and most people agree survival of our species is good, therefore murder is bad". IE, there's no irrefutable evidence with which you can clearly show the murderer to be wrong. Like why the survival of the species is even good in the first place. The murderer could argue that our survival is bad for the environment, and so he is simply seeking to save the environment from ourselves.

      All you have is arbitrary opinion from various sources, the enforcement of which comes from those sources in the majority, with the most power. As in, "Might makes Right".

  2. Preserving our rights by Findeton · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here in Spain what you call piracy is LEGAL if you don't earn money with it. And so it was on your countries not so long ago. We just preserved our rights.

    1. Re:Preserving our rights by omeomi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Here in Spain what you call piracy is LEGAL if you don't earn money with it. And so it was on your countries not so long ago. We just preserved our rights.

      I don't think copying films or other media and redistributing them--even for free--has every been legal in the US. It's still legal to make personal copies, or make copies in an educational setting, but I think it would be pretty hard to argue that you have a "right" to copy and redistribute films for free.

    2. Re:Preserving our rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shhh, Europeans know everything. Bow down before their mighty wisdom.

    3. Re:Preserving our rights by holmedog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh come on, mod the parent flamebait? If he had said US'ians instead of Europeans everyone would have laughed and modded it +5 funny.

    4. Re:Preserving our rights by autocracy · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's because of all the cameras (at least, in Britain).

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    5. Re:Preserving our rights by Findeton · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, I'm telling you that the EU copyright legislation is diferent on each european country.

    6. Re:Preserving our rights by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...well then, it wouldn't be "EU" copyright legislation.

      It would be Spanish copyright legislation.

      This is very much like how you have Austin gambling laws or Texas gambling laws rather than US gambling laws.

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  3. Hey WB! by Ariastis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why so serious??

    1. Re:Hey WB! by Osurak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Want to see a magic trick? I'm going to make these bootleg DVDs disappear.

    2. Re:Hey WB! by HoldmyCauls · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whoops, wrong end!

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    3. Re:Hey WB! by TerranFury · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't think your trick can use an eye socket. Would you like to try the other end of a WB exec?

      Something about the way you said this sounded like a Vista UAC dialog.

      "You have requested to insert a sharpened pencil in a CEO's rectum. Cancel or Allow?"

  4. Honestly, now... by Ikonoclasm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do they really think those 38 hours bought them anything? Do they honestly believe that their profits would have been reduced had a crappy cam recording been available 38 hours earlier? I'm sorry, but I'm just not capable of managing that level of suspension of disbelief. Seems more like a set-up for a later date in Congress where movie execs get to testify that they spent $x million to stave off the camming and all they were able to manage was 38 hours. I wonder just how dedicated they were to these "delaying tactics."

    1. Re:Honestly, now... by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It doesn't matter what they actually believe, it's what they can trick congress into believing.

    2. Re:Honestly, now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sorry, but I'm just not capable of managing that level of suspension of disbelief.

      Hehehe. I know what you mean. I can suspend my disbelief long enough to imagine a guy in a bat costume flying and swinging around a darkened city fighting the forces of evil, but I can't figure out how a 38 hour delay makes any sort of dent in stopping piracy.

    3. Re:Honestly, now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's a pretty well known tactic for games. (Basically, making the copy protection tedious to crack rather than simply hard.)

      Big budget games make the bulk of their sales during the first month, so if you can avoid getting cracked while the hype is still going, it can have a big impact.

      So, my point here is, that this is not without precedent, and I'm sure it has some kind of impact on movies too.

    4. Re:Honestly, now... by GigaHurtsMyRobot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good point, sir. Who is happy seeing a movie like that in crappy camcorder vision? Not I.

      I went to the midnight show and saw it in glorious high-definition... but I've watched the crappy camcorder version twice, since. That's not piracy, imho.

    5. Re:Honestly, now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The congressmen can't be that stupid right?

    6. Re:Honestly, now... by philspear · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, I was all excited to see bootlegged batman on my TV on opening day, all fuzzy and jumpy recorded an hour prior. In fact I camped out the night before at my local bootlegger. Imagine my dissapointment when he didn't get so much as a spanish version.

      After I heard it would be 37 hours I was like "no way am I going to wait THAT long" and promptly bought tickets. Because you know, if I'm going to watch a shitty bootleg of a movie, I'm going to do it in the first day of the movie's release.

    7. Re:Honestly, now... by Yahweh+Doesn't+Exist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      it's two and a half hours and barely a minute wasted. you have not seen it.

    8. Re:Honestly, now... by Holi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      your definition is fucked then. The camcorder version is most definitely piracy. Just because you went and saw a movie in the theatre does not mean you get a copy for your home.

      Look I am a huge downloader of music and movies but I am not gonna lie to myself and say I have done nothing wrong. Honestly I just don't care.

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    9. Re:Honestly, now... by griffjon · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're probably, unfortunately, on to something here.

      Besides, if you're willing to pony up the cost of a crappy camcorded DVD/VCD of a Huge Action Movie, instead of the $10 to see it on the big screen with professional surround-sound... well, you probably wouldn't have gone to see the movie anyway.

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    10. Re:Honestly, now... by kthejoker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's kind of the point of ethics, though, isn't it? You get to decide for yourself what's right and what's wrong.

    11. Re:Honestly, now... by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Pirated games provide the same play as bought games, unlike pirated movies. Very few individuals have home theaters with huge screens and zillions of speakers to rumble the floor.

      I do not believe that pirated DVDs eliminate very many movie goers. Those who would be satisfied with a camcorded copy of a movie on the opening weekend wouldn't have gone to the theater anyway.

      It's a different argument that pirated DVDs made later as copies of the real release DVDs could put a dent in sales of said release DVDs. These clowns are talking of the first 38 hours, and I do not believe they made any difference to movie theater tickets. They do not know their own market.

    12. Re:Honestly, now... by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." -- Charles Babbage

    13. Re:Honestly, now... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...and then society decides whether you were right or wrong.

  5. What about after the pirated copies were out? by omeomi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    FTA: "it was enough time to keep bootleg DVDs off the streets as the film racked up a record-breaking $158.4 million on opening weekend. The movie has now taken in more than $300 million."

    So, they credit those 38 hours for the record-breaking $158.4 million they made on opening weekend, but they've made another $150 million since the pirated copies have been available (according to the article). So, the pirated copies becoming available didn't seem to have much of an affect, did it?

    1. Re:What about after the pirated copies were out? by PIBM · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, as they said in TFA, preventing copies from reaching out is mostly helpfull when you have a dud in your hands. If the movie's bad, and people learn it before the weekend, the opening event will be very bad and you lose tons of money. If they don't know about it yet, they'll all go to the theater and get ripped off...

    2. Re:What about after the pirated copies were out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I, for one, would never have paid to see this excellent movie on the big screen in full surround if I could have downloaded a crappy camcorder copy with someone's head blocking 1/3 of the screen... nosiree!

    3. Re:What about after the pirated copies were out? by kidgenius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, that's not what they said. What they said was they were able to keep the film from being bootlegged, DESPITE an incredibly successful opening. With that many people watching it, it's a shock that a cam copy didn't come out SOONER.

    4. Re:What about after the pirated copies were out? by Deathlizard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Considering that TDK broke the 2nd Week record, I'd say that it pretty much shoots down that "piracy kills sales" theory.

      Another thing. I saw a Pirate version of TDK after seeing it the first day. I can say without any doubt that the Pirate version ruins this movie. If you watched this movie pirated, you'll probably think it sucks. It just doesn't work the same as it does in the theater, since they use detailed shots and surround sound extensively to build up tension and effect, especially in the shock moments of the film. Basically, this movie deserves your money, so do yourself a favor and watch it in a Theater.

  6. Cams by Spad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Does anyone really download Cam copies of movies these days? Especially for dark, special effect-filled, high motion movies like Dark Knight where most Cams are basically unwatchable.

    I'd be surprised if Cam copies had *any* actual impact on movie ticket revenues; I know if I was so desperate to see a movie that I couldn't wait for the DVD release (Or DVD rip), I'd pay the £6 to watch it in the cinema in decent quality on a big screen.

    1. Re:Cams by Xtravar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you're curious about a new movie but don't care about it enough to pay for a ticket... why not watch a cam rip?

      Of course most people want to see Batman in person and not a cam rip, but for less anticipated movies (and less special effects movies) the eye candy is not that important.

      Like let's say a new movie like "Sex and the City" is out, and you're half interested for whatever reason, but you would never pay $9 for a ticket to see it. Obviously, nobody sees that movie for the graphics, right? You load up Bittorrent, download the cam rip, and watch it without leaving your house. The bonus is that nobody has to know you wanted to see it. Or maybe there's a girlfriend involved who wanted to see it, and you only watch it with her because it's in the privacy of your home, and save $18 then.

      I'm just throwing out scenarios here, but there are plenty of reasons to watch cam rips. Maybe you're poor, or don't have a HD home theater, or whatever.

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  7. And another thing by Minwee · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know what helps to prevent piracy?

    Making a really terrible movie.

    There are people out there who will track you down, smear you with honey and stake you out on top of an ant hill if you catch you distributing copies of "Alone in the Dark" or "BloodRayne". It's how the community polices itself.

  8. Rumor has it... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Funny

    They used the Disappearing Camcorder Trick© to "persuade" would be pirateurs to go elsewhere...

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  9. From the article: by martin_henry · · Score: 5, Funny

    "If the movie's a stiff, and word gets out too early that it's a stiff, it's devastating to the business model," Garland said.

    here come the tears...

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    1. Re:From the article: by moxley · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow...I never though of it this way.

      What if...What if everything could be like that?

      Tell me more about this "only do things that you really want to do" philosophy....It sounds revolutionary...

    2. Re:From the article: by fracai · · Score: 4, Funny

      Perhaps you would like to subscribe to Machtyn's newsletter?

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    3. Re:From the article: by Firehed · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only if you really, really want to, of course. No pressure.

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    4. Re:From the article: by markov_chain · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why not make it illegal to talk about the movie? There could probably be a copyright basis somehow, and apparently it does hurt the business.

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    5. Re:From the article: by Bandman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a great concept, really! Not doing what other people tell you to do has a long, and glorious history.

    6. Re:From the article: by neonmonk · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm going to wait until at least the 2nd or 3rd edition...

    7. Re:From the article: by Ucklak · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Because I'd really like paying full price to see a scratchy print?

      Some of us like going to theatres and I like to see movies I think would be worth seeing on opening weekend for the primary reason that the scratches on the prints would be less than weeks later.
      Another reason I see movies on opening weekend is the premium screen that my local cineplex offers for tentpole releases.

      What bothers me about the movie experience is:
      A) scratchy prints which is noticeable to me after the first week.
      B) this new copy code (the pattern of orange dots) that flashes on the screen and I DO SEE THEM and THEY DO BOTHER ME.

      The kids matinees that offer family movies that were released years before are really scratchy but I don't complain for $1 a ticket.

      The copy code is a nuisance that I put up with vs seeing a film on the big screen. It really sucks. It was painfully obvious when I saw Master and Commander (storm scenes) and the same with the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. I still see it when it's flashed but recently I've seen it on scenes with stuff in it instead of a blank frame.

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    8. Re:From the article: by Buran · · Score: 3, Informative

      They just raised it to $10 in my area, finally. I quit going to theaters when they did that and also cut the matinee hours beyond the times I was willing to go. They also cut the discounts out for those associated with universities. Combined with Gestapo-like surveillance tactics in which customers are treated like potential criminals, they've succeeeded in driving me to waiting for the blu-ray, which I can watch as I like without big brother watching me to make sure I'm not doing something they don't like.

      I'm not a pirate, nor do I use camcorders in theaters, but I DO get offended at the assumption that I am.

    9. Re:From the article: by Machtyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, goodness... flamebait? Really? My point is that there are a lot of people, as some might say "sheeple", who flock to opening weekend movies like they just need to be part of the masses. This jacks up the popularity of a movie unnecessarily... which is the point of some of the posts here.

      Granted, I probably should have been more verbose and stated: "Unless you really, really want to see the movie and you're not doing it because I have this dire need to be a part of the masses but because the movie interested you."

      I usually wait to see what happens the second or third weekend. I guess you can tell that I don't buy the latest & greatest, I didn't hop the iPod, iPhone, iwhatever bandwagon, I've never watched Titanic all the way through, and I'll not likely see this latest Batman (I don't like getting into the mind of the psychotically and murderously deranged.)

    10. Re:From the article: by Buran · · Score: 2, Funny

      Excuse me, but why the hell is this comment a troll, fucknut?

    11. Re:From the article: by ultranova · · Score: 2, Funny

      Granted, I probably should have been more verbose and stated: "Unless you really, really want to see the movie and you're not doing it because I have this dire need to be a part of the masses but because the movie interested you."

      It could be argued that the guy who pays to satisfy his herd instincts has less issues than the guy who pays because he really, really wants to see another guy beat up other guys while dressed up as a bat.

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  10. only 300mil by MikeyG79 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow - 300million and they are worried about a thousand people watching poor quality pirated copies. Bet it wouldn't even be 1mil less in earnings

  11. Double dare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is a double dare for the pirates to break the 38 hour record next time. What a useless tactic.

    This is priceless:
    "If the movie's a stiff, and word gets out too early that it's a stiff, it's devastating to the business model," Garland said."

    In another words, if we can keep the movie audience quiet for several days, we will rip off enough people to cover our costs and make some extra dough.

    1. Re:Double dare by Lucky_Norseman · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is priceless: "If the movie's a stiff, and word gets out too early that it's a stiff, it's devastating to the business model," Garland said."

      In another words, if we can keep the movie audience quiet for several days, we will rip off enough people to cover our costs and make some extra dough.

      That is the business model. Screwing the customer.

    2. Re:Double dare by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 2, Informative

      You laugh, but it worked for Spiderman 3!

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  12. I never understood screeners by Piata · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I never understood the appeal of screeners. If I'm not interested enough to see a movie when it comes out in theaters, I'll rent it when it comes out on DVD. Watching a shaky cam with terrible audio at some awkward angle and half the screen covered in subtitles is not even worth the bandwidth needed to download it.

    1. Re:I never understood screeners by Mascot · · Score: 2, Informative

      You seem to be mixing the terms. Screeners are not cam jobs.

      That nitpick besides, I totally agree. I'd never ruin a movie by watching a cam. These days I don't bother with anything below DVD quality and 5.1 sound.

      Since I loath going to the cinema, this usually means having to wait a bit. But I don't mind.

  13. Der... by whisper_jeff · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm just glad the summary had this added on: "You know what else helps have a big opening weekend? Making a good movie." I mean, seriously, the successful opening weekend probably had next-to-nothing with the "extra vigilance" and had everything to do with the fact that the movie is, top to bottom, fantastic. Make a good movie and people will pay to see it. Make good product and people will pay money for it. It's not rocket science. But, of course, they'll tout the success of the movie and the "extra vigilance" as proof that piracy hurts their other movies which don't have similar record-breaking opening weeks. Never you mind that those movies aren't half as good as The Dark Knight - their success suffered because of those filthy pirates! sigh...

  14. You know what else helps by Britz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    have a big opening weekend? Making a good movie. ... or getting your star killed.

    Also:
    (from Wikipedia):
    Warner Bros. created a viral marketing campaign for The Dark Knight, developing promotional websites and trailers highlighting screenshots of Heath Ledger as the Joker. After Ledger's death in January 2008, however, the studio refocused its promotional campaign.[3][4] The film was released on July 16, 2008 in Australia, on July 18, 2008 in North America, and on July 24, 2008 in the United Kingdom. Prior to its box office debut in North America, record numbers of advance tickets were sold for The Dark Knight. The film has broken multiple box office records, and achieved an overall approval rating of 95% on review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes.

    That's called good ol' fashioned marketing.

  15. Couldn't they make DVDs by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Interesting

    of new theatrical releases available for rent too at the same time the movie is in theatres?

    Not everyone wants to go watch a movie with a bunch of unruly kids / idiots who can't be bothered to shut up and/or turn off their cellphones

    1. Re:Couldn't they make DVDs by Grey_14 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      heh, I went to a 12:01 showing of TDK, during both the watchmen trailer and the opening WB logo for the movie, you could have heard a pin drop in the theater, people were incredibly silent, after that I was far too absorbed in the movie to notice anything else around me. :P

      (And yeah I know, going with the hardcore fan crowd isn't always possible, but it sure is nice)

  16. Opening weekend vs. bootleg copies? by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do people actually choose between watching a bootleg copy of a movie, and watching it in the theater in the opening weekend?

    I'd expect bootleg copies to be in direct competition with dvd's, maybe hurting the value of tv rights, and perhaps even some of the last days the movie is on the big screen when you go there just to watch a movie, rather that a specific movie.

    But on the opening weekend? It seems like an entirely different experience.

  17. Controlling bad information. by Vellmont · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sounds to me like the only thing the studios are interested in is controlling the bad information. The studios want people ignorant as to if this is a good movie or not on opening night. Then a large group of people will risk their money to see it first, and the studio rakes in the dough even with a bad movie. From this perspective, T+38 hours is a hell of a lot better than T MINUS 2 weeks.

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  18. scramble projector image only for cams? by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I often wonder why movie studios don't implement some sort of new technology to thwart 'cammers'.

      When you see video of say, a fence, or some object with lines close together often the video is distorted when played back, you'd think there would be some way to project an image so it's able to be seen clearly by people's eyes but not able to be recorded due to a camera limitations.

      Maybe a dual projector system and seeing that it's getting more common that a modern projector is film-less, all digital, it may be easier to modify it somehow.

    1. Re:scramble projector image only for cams? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Infrared light patterns would be invisible, but would screw up any CCD based camera. Just for fun, you can watch your remotes flash on a digital camera viewscreen.

  19. Telesync, then. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A shakey cam is not worth the bandwidth.

    However, someone using a multi-thousand-dollar camcorder, with the framerate synced to the projector's, and the audio dubbed directly from the source... It won't be as good as a DVD rip later (or Blu-Ray/HD), but if I missed it in our local theater (which only has two screens), yes, it definitely might be worth watching.

    While it won't necessarily be as professionally done, keep in mind that telesync is the same process by which actual DVDs are made from a movie reel.

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  20. Earth to studios by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Internet is worldwide. All audio/visual medias can be transfered via the internet.

    Update your business model and do world-wide releases.

    Marketspeak: you'll have more chance of ripping off people this way, especially on the opening weekend.

  21. Re:You know what else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Morgan Freeman was in it. You fail.

  22. Immigration? by tepples · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here in Spain

    Does Spain offer asylum for refugees from the U.S. copyright regime?

  23. Not The Same People by TheMeuge · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The people who put up their $150+ million to set the box-office record for the "Dark Knight" are not the same people who would be watching bad camcorder videos. The latter don't mind waiting an extra 38 hours, and certainly do mind $12/ticket.

    Every download or bootleg DVD != movie ticket.

    Maybe if the movie and music executives finally understand that the pirates are not potential customers, they'll focus on improving the satisfaction of actual customers, and thus earn more money. Instead, they are beating a horse that's not only already dead, but is rather decayed at this point.

    1. Re:Not The Same People by Retric · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know someone who stopped paying for movies and just downloads them now. So some download or bootleg DVD = movie ticket.

    2. Re:Not The Same People by Cruciform · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And then you have the people like me, who don't want to see it in a theater full of food-crunching, seat-kicking morons. I could probably download a cam of it, but I don't have any interest in that either.
      I'll wait till the blu-ray release and watch it at home (rental, because HD/blu-rays are just way overpriced)
      Of course if I could watch it at home the same day as theatrical release the studio would likely have a better shot at making more money off me. I bet they'd make a lot more off of simultaneous releases than me just renting it at blockbuster in 3 months.

    3. Re:Not The Same People by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Still. They probably download a lot more than they ever would have watched in the cinema.

      OTOH, I see the declining cinema experience being more of a driver than anything else.
      This is coming at the SAME EXACT TIME as very good home theatre setups both in terms
      of audio and video as well as pervasive DVD and download availability.

      Even if you don't pirate there is little motivation to put up with spam and inconsiderate
      people just so you can pay more for the movie than you would have buying the DVD on the
      day of release. ...which reminds me. There is a kiddie movie I wanted to pick up over at Netflix for 6 bux.

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    4. Re:Not The Same People by Collective+0-0009 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And these aren't nerds only anymore. Now my sister is in on the action (she is kinda a nerd), but so are all of her housewife friends - they all know how to get free movies, they trade them, they download telly-tubby dvd's for the kids and all that crap. So yes, it is starting to affect movie ticket sales. However I don't want her and her 3 boys at the movie theater anyways.

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    5. Re:Not The Same People by domatic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suspect a lot of people do what I do. I have ShowTime/HBO/etc. I just wait for movies to show up on the premium channels and watch them then. About once every three years or so there is something that will actually get me out to a theatre like Lord Of The Rings. The rest of the time I couldn't be fussed to either go to a theatre OR download it. Even cheap and legal downloads are currently more trouble than it would be worth to me.

    6. Re:Not The Same People by Collective+0-0009 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You should go try some of the new "pub" theaters. I just tried one for the first time. Pervious to that I was the same as you about going to the movies (and have the home theater to prove it). I hated the cramped seating, morons eating and whispering and so on. This new theater has a full bar and restaraunt. Every other row of seats was removed and they put in tables for your drinks and food. It was really nice (the theater not so much, but the whole experience). There are a few more distractions (waiters, people eating even louder food) but the uncramped conditions makes up for it (no seat kicks!!).

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    7. Re:Not The Same People by lysse · · Score: 4, Interesting

      On the other hand, going to see smaller, less mainstream movies can be particularly wonderful. In the most extreme example, my ex and I had the cinema to ourselves when we went to see Secretary; but I've managed to see a fair few films with so few other people in the cinema that it really does repay the investment.

      On the other hand, only one person needs to decide to relate their thoughts on the film and everything else to their friend on the other end of a cellphone to spoil it for everyone. It should be legal to shoot those people where they sit, frankly.

      (With a crossbow, of course, to avoid further disruption. Or a bow and arrow. Maybe even slit their throat or garotte them.)

    8. Re:Not The Same People by MBGMorden · · Score: 2, Funny

      Depends on who you are as to whether watching a movie at home is better though. For me, if I'm watching at my place, alone, then it's good. I watch a movie as intently as possible picking out every single little detail that I can.

      However, me, my brother & his wife, and my sister head over to my parents house once or twice per week to watch movies (my brother has a Netflix subscription and usually brings over some new release that we haven't seen yet). Big screen TV, surround sound, 3 couches, etc. Should be great, except that my family tends to look at viewing a movie in a home setting as a release from the constraints of the theater. The movie just becomes something to fill in background while they talk (either with each other or on the phone), play with the dog(s), wash dishes, or clean the house.

      When I can convince the whole family to actually go to the theater (maybe once a year, if that) it's nice, because they will typically behave themselves in an actual theater, and the antics of the other viewers pale in comparison to what I'd have to endure on a family movie night.

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    9. Re:Not The Same People by vertinox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know someone who stopped paying for movies and just downloads them now. So some download or bootleg DVD = movie ticket.

      I know someone who stopped going to theaters and just uses Netflix.

      Just because you can't (or just don't) download movies doesn't mean you'll go to the theater.

      There is no 1:1 ration of piracy versus lost sales.

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    10. Re:Not The Same People by DeadDecoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I go to watch a movie in the theaters, I'm going/paying for the better quality sound and video as well as the bigger screen. If a movie is good I don't mind paying the extra money to see a high quality version rather than wait for a camcorder or dvd version to come out. Thing is, if producers can't make a product worth the paper or plastic it's print on, then no one will want to pay for it or spend time downloading it.

  24. Re:Public Library, check DVDs out FREE, no asshole by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    assholes who come for air conditioning only and take out their laptop or other work and shuffle papers and other objects

    While I have seen almost every type of asshole on your list, I must say that I find it hard to believe that someone would pay for a movie ticket to actually work on their laptop while in the theater.

    First of all, with all their "no pirates allowed" paranoia the theaters wouldn't let someone enter with their laptop.

    Second, aren't all shopping malls equipped with air conditioning? They could sit on a bench and work there, for free.

    If you have indeed seen such a thing, then that person was not only an asshole, but also an idiot.

  25. How do you know what a good movie? by tjstork · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The great irony of this, is that everyone on the board thinks that the studio can just arbitrarily make a good movie button.

    "well, just make a good movie", betrays a total lack of understanding for the arts.

    No one really knows a canned formula for making a good movie. A studio can do everything that it thinks will make a movie, best writers, best directors, best actors, and that doesn't guarantee a good picture at all. If you had 100 guys in a room, each of which with their own ideas, how do you know which of those is going to make a movie that will gross 300 million dollars? Clearly, if it was so easy to make a hit movie, then, don't you think they would do it. And, even if they did have a formula to make hit movies, half of the people on this board would be complaining that movies are formulaic.

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    1. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by HairyCanary · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There may not be a canned formula for making a good movie, but there sure is a number of well known formulas for making *bad* ones. I think that when most people say "make a good movie" they really mean "don't deliberately make a crappy one." There will always be stinkers, but they should be *creative* stinkers at least.

    2. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'll tell you what. If a movie producer gives me their planned list for the director and the actors and a copy of the screenplay, I'll turn that around in 1 day and tell you if your film will suck or not.

      Now, after a few years of me depriving Uwe Boll, SNL spinoff actor, and a few Wayans brothers of their livelyhood, eventually I'll reach a point where I won't immediately recognize the crap. At that point, I may be out of a job, but the films will be better.

      So there isn't some 'hit-movie' button, but there certainly should be a lever to flush the crap.

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    3. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by a_real_bast... · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, now. The Wayan brothers and Rob Schneider have to eat, y'know.

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    4. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by vell0cet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Another problem is that the general public also doesn't know what a "good movie" is. I bet you more people saw the godawful Batman & Robin (to date, the only movie I've walked out of) in the theater than Blade Runner.

    5. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The great irony of this, is that everyone on the board thinks that the studio can just arbitrarily make a good movie button.

      "well, just make a good movie", betrays a total lack of understanding for the arts.

      No one really knows a canned formula for making a good movie. A studio can do everything that it thinks will make a movie, best writers, best directors, best actors, and that doesn't guarantee a good picture at all. If you had 100 guys in a room, each of which with their own ideas, how do you know which of those is going to make a movie that will gross 300 million dollars? Clearly, if it was so easy to make a hit movie, then, don't you think they would do it. And, even if they did have a formula to make hit movies, half of the people on this board would be complaining that movies are formulaic.

      You're missing the point. "Nobody ever sets out to make a bad movie," you say, and I say "Yeah, but they're not setting out to make great movies." It all comes down to project management. Does the project have the support of the money men? Do they put someone in charge of the project who will eat, sleep and breathe it? Will they trust in his judgment and limit external interference? Was the project even a good idea from the start?

      Often times these movies can be seen as flawed undertakings right from the start but politics and egotism will prevent anyone from pointing that out. Are you going to be the one to tell Hitler invading Russia in the winter is a bad idea? May as well tell your girlfriend it's not the pants but her ass that makes her ass look fat. Some fool decided to give Transformers a greenlight. Are you going to be an even bigger fool and tell them it was a bad idea?

      Some of the best and worst movies ever made have been driven by visionary men given almost dictatorial powers over the project. The Matrix as a triumph of tight focus and vision. Of course, the sequels show how directors can drive it into the ground. Lucas served as a catalyst for developing Star Wars, the give and take of the process making for a stronger product. He got too much control in the prequels and drove 'em into the ground. The LOTR trilogy is a triumph of this theory. Jackson had the drive, he gathered a brilliant team, and he achieved a miracle. That he then went on immediately after to pinch off a giant monkey turd of a Kong remake shows the theory is now flawless.

      As good as those movies can be and as bad as they can be, I've yet to see a movie produced by a committee that did any better than middling. Often times such movies would compete with the very worst results of the bigshot directors.

      Ultimately, I think the reason why we see design by committee and timid, uninspired leadership here is that we're looking at the "sons of great men" problem. When we talk of great men, the sons are rarely the equal of the fathers. If a king is good, his son is likely to be poor at best, more likely catastrophic. Founders can bring a business from nothing to world-leader in a single lifetime but when they and their fellows grow old and retire, the company can end up in the hands of bureaucrats who enjoy the profits of the business but lack an understanding of how it truly operates, of where they should be going. The very act of starting a business is a tremendous gamble, most fail. But now that the business is established, the management wants safe, predictable returns. (On the other hand, hired-gun CEO's will come in and gut the place, spike the stock, and cash out -- they don't care about the company's longevity.)

      The final point to bring up is that art is the last thing on the minds of the money people running the show. The purpose of running a TV network is advertising. TV shows are nothing more than a means of keeping you glued to the seat during commercial breaks. Execs could give a fuck less about what it is that keeps you there during the breaks, they just want to make sure it's effective. You want police procedurals? Sitcoms? Oh, reality shows are doing great, Am

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    6. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by alexgieg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, sometimes the suits do things right. For instance, I've read the idea for Kung Fu Panda, and not only that, but also the one to have actual combat scenes in there, not mocking combat, were both from a suit.

      But we cannot deny that most of the time its suits who manage to wreak havoc over otherwise good scripts. "Hollywooded movies", as some call this, are an undeniable fact of life.

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    7. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by gnick · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Another problem is that the general public also doesn't know what a "good movie" is.

      I bet you more people saw the godawful Batman & Robin (to date, the only movie I've walked out of) in the theater than Blade Runner.

      I wanted to point out what an ignorant statement that was - I sure as hell never wasted my time with Batman and Robin and I thoroughly enjoyed Blade Runner. So, I went after some numbers to shut down that disgusting and spurious statement of yours.

      Unfortunately, it appears that you're not only right [B&R link], but really distressingly right [BR link]. Although (based on my rough interpretation on the rather odd box office numbers for BR and [falsely] assuming that the re-releases were free to the studio), it appears that Blade Runner was eventually profitable while Batman and Robin cost the studio almost $20M.

      What a world...

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    8. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Dancindan84 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not sure "Don't let Uwe Boll direct it." is a formula per se.

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    9. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by nabsltd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you had 100 guys in a room, each of which with their own ideas, how do you know which of those is going to make a movie that will gross 300 million dollars?

      This "need to gross 300 million dollars" is the problem with the movie industry today.

      Any product that grosses even 5 times the cost to make and advertise it should be considered wildly successful, and movies shouldn't be an exception. And, there have been a lot of movies that have done this, but very few of them grossed $300 million, because they only cost between one and twenty million to make.

      The problem is that making lots of movies that gross $50 million (and only cost $10-20 million) is not what the studios want to do...they want $200-300 million blockbusters.

      As an aside, since the same production companies that make movies also make TV shows, this is part of the reason that there are so few good new TV shows. Essentially, a season of TV is about a $10-30 million dollar production and can gross $50-200 million in all forms (original broadcast rights, syndication, DVDs, etc.), but it's not as "Hollywood" as making 10 movies with one being a $300 million blockbuster and the other 9 grossing a total of $300 million and with a cost of over $400 million to make.

    10. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Steve001 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      gnick wrote:

      Unfortunately, it appears that you're not only right [B&R link], but really distressingly right [BR link]. Although (based on my rough interpretation on the rather odd box office numbers for BR and [falsely] assuming that the re-releases were free to the studio), it appears that Blade Runner was eventually profitable while Batman and Robin cost the studio almost $20M.

      I think that this is an indication of how good a movie actually is (whether the movie is great, or falls into the catagory of "so bad it's good"):

      • How long is it still remembered and enjoyed?
      • With the advent of video, how many people are still interested in buying the movie.

      Blade Runner has been out for more than 20 years, and it was only a modest success when it was released. To me, the true proof of its quality is shown by: (1) how much interest there still is in this movie, (2) how many people are willing to buy it now, and (3) how much influence the movie still has to this day.

      Many people remember the great movies of the past, and I think this is a factor that can be used as proof that they are great is that they are still remembered and enjoyed now. Although people remember Citizen Kane, how many movies released in the same year are also remembered?

    11. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by toiletsalmon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then they can get a REAL job like the rest of us. The less opportunities they have to make me want to stab my eyes out, the better.

    12. Re:How do you know what a good movie? by Mr.+Beatdown · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While I am a fan of neither the Wayans brothers nor Rob Schneider, they clearly fill a niche in the movie-going public market. If enough people are buying what they're selling to keep it worth making, they'll keep making it. It's true for everything, and that means movies, too.

      Creative or not, you can't change the foundations of capitalism to make only good movies happen. To make only good movies happen, you need to remove the market for bad movies. Critics do their job by reducing the market, but there will always be someone willing to see Little Man 3 or Hot Chick 2: Girls with Junk.

      What you really want is either the end of capitalism as an influence in film making, or a homogeneous movie-going public. I think both of these outcomes should be viewed as undesirable. Unfortunately, that leaves me in the position of arguing that in the grand scheme of things, making Big Momma's House was a good idea.

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  26. Uh, people *like* seeing movies in theatres ... by remitaylor · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm unwilling to pay box office prices for crappo movies - I often watch bootlegs instead.

    When movies are supposed to be good, however, I'm happy to give the theatre way too much money for tickets, popcorn, etc. I love going to movies and all of my fellow "pirates" do too.

    I drove 40 minutes and waited in line for over an hour to see The Dark Knight at an IMAX theatre ... and it was *AWESOME*

    I was happy to pay for WALL-E too.

    Keep making movies that *DON'T SUCK* and people will pay to see them ... keep making pieces of sh*t and people will download them or wait for DVD.

    All of the movies that I've watched bootlegs for ... either:
    1) the movie rocked, so I went to see it in the theatre after watching the bootleg
    2) the movie sucked ... I simply wouldn't have watched it, had the bootleg not existed ... *maybe* I would pay to rent the DVD

    ^ all hypothetical, ofcourse ... i've never _actually_ seen one of these so-called 'bootlegs' ...

  27. Anglophone? by tepples · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Update your business model and do world-wide releases.

    A simultaneous release would work in the United States, two-thirds of Canada, the United Kingdom, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand. (Ever notice that the major anglophone countries tend to come in pairs?) But other countries have other languages, and it takes time to line up quality voice actors for a dub job that isn't complete feces.

    1. Re:Anglophone? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The movie is done shooting and editing? Good. Translate first, then release it world-wide.

      But that takes time, and I'd imagine after spending millions (if not hundreds of millions) they'd rather get the money sooner than later if no other reason than to start getting back interest.

      I'm sure someone did a cost/benefit analysis down the line. My guess is interest and hype are the 2 major factors, though I don't know why they don't simul-release in English-speaking countries

      Release english version now:
      + Takes more advantage of hype
      + Get large money up front
      + Make interest back on early money (x%)
      + Spend less on dub because it isn't priority (y%)
      + Generate more hype (internationally) if good movie
      - Generate poor publicity if a stinker
      - Lose a little money (z%) from foreign markets

      Hold off release until all major languages dubbed
      + Won't lose as much hype internationally if movie was a stinker
      + Probably get most of z% lost from scenario 1
      - Lose some hype as it takes longer to release
      - Lose money (x%) you could have made in interest by release a few months earlier
      - Spend more money on dubbing because you want to hurry up the process (y%)

  28. Worldwide releases by ErkDemon · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You hit the nail on the head.

    They figure that it's a significant success to be 38 hours ahead of the pirates with a US movie release ... and then they don't allow the German audience any legal way to see the movie for another month? Whuh?

    So the global hype machine has kicked in, the net's full of people saying, "Man, you GOTTA see this movie!", and when the poor old Germans turn up at the cinema desperate to hand over their cash to join the party, the studios turn them away. "We don't want your money now, come back in a month's time."

    A month is a long time to wait, and it's not going to be too surprising if a bunch of twitchy germans decide that they want to watch this thing while the buzz is still there, and try to get to see it by some other route. They aren't allowed to watch in it cinemas, they aren't yet allowed to buy it on DVD.

    If they're already being hit by the marketing hype, but there's NO LEGAL WAY for them to watch this movie, what's the logical result?

    If a manufacturer spends millions building up demand for a product, and then refuses to sell it to some of their customers, not because of any intrinsic shortage of material, but as part of a clever marketing strategy, then that manufacturer has lost the right to complain when people start pirating it.
    As a general rule, you aren't supposed to advertise a product that isn't available, and you aren't supposed to manipulate markets by deliberately creating regional shortages and banning people from cross-importing. I mean, I know the media companies probably have a special dispensation that makes them immune to the WTO rules that everyone else has to play by, but just because they can legally manipulate markets in ways that would be illegal for other businesses, it doesn't make them immune to the bad karma.

    If customers think that your business is crooked, and your business refuses to supply those customers, they're less likely to feel bad about pirating your material. And once they've gotten into the piracy habit, and they've made the contacts and found the websites, and installed the software, they're going to continue doing it.

    Business Rule #1: Create a product or service that people want or need.
    Business Rule #2: Make it easy for them to buy it from you.

  29. le sigh by legoman666 · · Score: 5, Informative
    People need to get their bootleg terms correct.

    Cam: recorded with a camcorder with indirect audio (using the camcorder's built in mic)

    Telesync (TS): recorded with a camcorder (although TS's are often recorded with a higher quality camera) with direct audio (audio typically from a headphone jack for the hard of hearing)

    Telecine (TC): A telecine machine copies the film digitally from the reels. Sound and video should be very good, but these are fairly uncommon (expensive machines)

    Screener: A DVD or VHS copy sent to various places for promotional use. Many times they have timers and/or serials numbers. Quality varies, but DVD screeners should be excellent if the person ripping it isn't an idiot.

    R5: Usually made with a telecine machine from an analog source. Unlike a TC the digitization is performed by the studio itself with very professional (and expensive) equipment. The purpose is to beat the pirates to the market in 3rd world-ish areas (Russia, Africa, etc).

  30. Pirating Nonsense by __aauygf7127 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I didn't buy a 52" HDTV to watch a DVD of some guy filming a movie in a theater. Give me a break. I also don't have the time or patience to wait 2 days to see if a torrent file is any good. I'm sure these guys lose some money to piracy but its not nearly as much as they make it out to be. Most people buying the street DVD for $5 are too cheap to and wouldn't pay the full price anyway. I'm tired of listening to multi millionaires whine about how people are stealing money from them. So skip the gold plated toilet for the new mansion and settle for the ceramic one.

    1. Re:Pirating Nonsense by Shados · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you have a 52" HDTV, you probably don't fit the profile of the people these guys are trying to delay :) Maybe with 1/5th of your disposable income....

    2. Re:Pirating Nonsense by __aauygf7127 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wish. I just feel like a TV is an investment I'm going to have for 10 years and may as well get something good. I also got lucky bought a floor model so it was about the same price as most of the 42" or 46" TVs that my friends have. I don't think an HDTV is considered a luxury item these days any more.

  31. Appropriate media? by Smivs · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just wondering if pirated copies of The Dark Knight would look best using TDK media?

    1. Re:Appropriate media? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      It'll certainly save on the cost of printing a cover.

  32. Re:You know what else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am a racist bastard you insensitive clod!

  33. Sneezing by camperdave · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, they credit those 38 hours for the record-breaking $158.4 million they made on opening weekend, but they've made another $150 million since the pirated copies have been available (according to the article). So, the pirated copies becoming available didn't seem to have much of an affect, did it?

    Hey, 8.4 million dollars is nothing to sneeze at!

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  34. Why not stop camming? by Goffee71 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If they were that serious then they could stop the 'scourge' of cammed movies at source. Equip cinemas with an IR light emitter just below the screen, pointed at the audience that spreads beams across the cinema, digital camcorders will pick these up and make the movie unwatchable. If cammers start using IR filters on the cameras, upgrade them to field-emitters (or was it wave-emitters?) that send out a signal that distorts whatever the CCD 'sees'.

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  35. Suits and fruits by tjstork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The suits are those guys that have to go in front of a bunch of movie theater owners and persuade them to buy the movie that you made. They are going to have relationships with these people and so are going to have a pretty good feel for what those people are interested in paying for, and what they aren't. So, say, for example, you making a movie and the central part of the plot has to do with, for whatever reason, a cantaloupe. For whatever reason, the suit happens to know that the guy who owns whatever movie chain that has 100 screens, really, really hates cantaloupe, and, he knows from having lunch that a guy who owns 50 screens just said, "hey when are they going to make a movie about bananas. I think bananas are a funny fruit."

    Guess what! The suit isn't going to even try and sell the chain owner on the cantaloupe. Since he's writing you the check to make the movie, he's going to take down that barrier for himself, and come to you and say, "hey, would it really be that much worse if it were say, a banana"?

    If you answer correctly, you just picked up 150 more screens for your film. If you didn't, then, you possibly don't get your movie made.

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  36. one viewing of a film is enough -- bullshit by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
    TFA:

    Paul Kocher, president of Cryptography Research Inc., a San Francisco company that develops anti-piracy technology, said that unlike with music, one viewing of a film -- even in blurry, camcorded form -- often is enough. "With rare exception, once you've seen the movie you're unlikely to watch it a second time," Kocher said.

    What bullshit. For a start, this guy "develops anti-piracy technology". Why the hell the journalists don't question HOW HE KNOWS THIS? Or is he just pulling it out his ass?

    Especially for a "geek" movie -- say a comic book superhero, Star Trek, etc, -- the geeks WILL certainly download blurry camcorder videos. Then, if it's not crap, they'll all troop down to the cineplex to watch it on the big screen. Then, they'll buy the DVD. Then, they'll buy the Director's Cut..... The studios whine about how the "bad buzz" went around with Hulk. "If not for those meddling kids it would have been a hit". That movie was DOA. "Dark Knight" has wonderful buzz. It wouldn't matter if you could download it the day it was out, it'd still have broken records.

  37. Re:You know what else? by utopianfiat · · Score: 5, Funny

    This concludes the FOX News Commentary on this article. Next up: Barack Obama, secret muslim, or just a terrorist?

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  38. Where is the experimental control? by JSBiff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, the hypothesis is that delaying piracy for 2 or 3 days increases the box office take. They manage to delay piracy for about 2 days with The Dark Knight. The Dark Knight has a big opening weekend. So, they proclaim that the experiment is a success.

    The problem: Correlation does not prove causation. This 'experiment' appears to have no control - no way to measure how the movie *would* have done if there *had* been piracy. No baseline to compare against.

    I am in the camp that think that, basically, piracy has very little to do with how a movie does at the box office. I currently believe (though don't have a study to prove this, admittedly, so this is opinion) that most of the people who pirate movies, won't pay for them (there are some people, no doubt, who use the pirated version as a shareware/try-before-you-buy system, so it might have some impact there, but I personally don't know of many people who do that, so I'm inclined to estimate that as a low percentage). Along with that, it is my current belief that most of the people who *do* pay for movies at the movie theater, will do so if the movie is good, *even if* a pirate version is available, because the movie theater provides that big-screen, awesome sound system experience that most people can't afford to have at home.

    I don't know that I'm any more right than the people who think the piracy control is so important, but my point is, I don't think they've really established a strong link between their anti-piracy measures and the box office sales. I think a better indicator is that the previous Batman Begins movie was well received by audiences, and they knew that basically the same team was doing this sequel, and wanted to see another movie with this new interpretation of Batman.

  39. There is a Canned Formula by pbaer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is called the monomyth, and it was deliberately followed by George Lucas so his original Star Wars would be a success.

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  41. Consider McDonalds by Livius · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For example, McDonalds is highly successful, but no-one confuses them with gourmet cuisine. Or confuses Microsoft with ethical and innovative product development.

  42. Yeah they were. by rtechie · · Score: 2, Informative

    Telesync'd cams for Dark Knight were available on private trackers within 4 hours of the midnight screenings. At least one tracker had the East coast midnight screening up before the West coast screenings even started.

    As long as there is money to be made off cams, people will keep using them. Expect to see theaters in the US start searching patrons in the name of "terrorist" threats.

  43. Opening weekend sales mean nothing? by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't get how you can measure how good a film is based on it's opening weekend? The opening weekend only measures how good the marketing is...I would put more stock in the second and third weekends, when word-of-mouth has had time to spread.

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  44. Thanks for the heads up; Downloading now... by Lachlan+Hunt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Great! Thanks for letting me know the low quality CAM is available already for me to watch on my awesome 3" iPhone screen. I'm off to download it. Now I don't have to pay a reasonale price to see it on the big screen in high quality with surround sound and everything. Geez, it would have been horrible to sit through that. I'm saved!

    Seriously though, I find it hard to believe that the anti-piracy campaign had any effect whatsoever upon those who intended to see it at the theatre, and those who intend to wait and download it. I'm sure the big opening weekend had more to do with the quality of the film, than the availability of a pirated copy.

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