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GENI To Replace Internet, Gets $12M Funding

Postglobalism writes "A massive project to redesign and rebuild the Internet from scratch is inching along with $12 million in government funding and donations of network capacity by two major research organizations. Many researchers want to rethink the Internet's underlying architecture, saying a 'clean-slate' approach is the only way to truly address security and other challenges that have cropped up since the Internet's birth in 1969."

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  1. Do we have enough...? by oahazmatt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do we have enough porn for an entirely new Internet?

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    find their privates are on the Internet.
    1. Re:Do we have enough...? by argent · · Score: 5, Funny

      Porn is not a problem. We have the technology. We can rebuild it.

    2. Re:Do we have enough...? by Palidase · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do we have enough porn for an entirely new Internet?

      If you build it, they will.... It's just too easy.

    3. Re:Do we have enough...? by strelitsa · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not rebuild it - erect it.

      (snicker, snort)

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    4. Re:Do we have enough...? by rallymatte · · Score: 2, Funny

      The question isn't if there is enough, but if there will ever be a fast and good enough Internet for all the porn that's out there?

    5. Re:Do we have enough...? by NJVil · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about some e-mail enhancement?

  2. Think of the rainforests by AsciiNaut · · Score: 5, Funny

    Typical. I've only just finished printing out the current Internet.

  3. A tip for Stock Exchange players by mynickwastaken · · Score: 4, Funny

    Invest in Tubes Industry.
    They will need a lot of those.

  4. Re:Ok I understand the problems of our current set by Charcharodon · · Score: 4, Funny
    How about we cut the defense spending in half and invest it in alternative fuels?

    How about cutting wellfare in half and have ten times the money. Exactly how many poor people do we really need anyway?

  5. Schedule a switch date now by 4D6963 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Alright, you guys make this whole "new internet" thing, and we're you're done we'll just all switch to it all at the same time OK? We just need to schedule a date for when to switch to that new Internet thing. We should do it during a quiet time of the year, the month of December sounds appropriate, and I reckon it should take you guys quite a few years..

    How does December 21st, 2012 sound? I have nothing in my schedule for *that* day... Too apocalyptic maybe?

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    1. Re:Schedule a switch date now by LaminatorX · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm actually expecting to be pretty busy on the 21st, but my calendar's completely blank thereafter.

  6. Re:Translation: by crescente · · Score: 5, Funny

    New internet has DRM built in! It's for your own protection. Really.

  7. Stronger, Harder, Deeper, Faster by wooferhound · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oscar Goldman:
    The Internet, A network barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic internet. GENI will be that internet. Better than it was before. Better, stronger, harder, deeper, faster.

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    We are Dead Stars looking back Up at the Sky
    1. Re:Stronger, Harder, Deeper, Faster by argent · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well my wife and I have long said that SSN's should be replaced with IP's

      I was just saying that to my good friend ::fe:43:6a:9c:f9!

      [and do you get a thrill clicking "Submit"?]

  8. Herding cats by Nerdposeur · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is not as hard as it sounds.

    True. The hard part is staying on that tiny horse.

  9. So are they gonna replace... by STFS · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...all those series of tubes? I wonder what they're gonna use instead?

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  10. Re:Ok I understand the problems of our current set by ndansmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    You need to check those numbers. I know the budget is not necessarily the exact same as what the president asked for, but for 2008 Bush requested $324 billion for welfare, plus $608 billion for social security, $386 billion for medicare, and $209 billion for medicaid. Domestic spending far outpaces the military, though it is clearly not 10x.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_federal_budget%2C_2008

  11. Just call it HD-Internet by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

    People will flock to it in droves, buy HD routers with HD cables and HD service plans.

  12. Re:But but... by MrNaz · · Score: 2, Funny

    The problem you were having with that server was due to excessive use of plain text protocols on an untrusted network.

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  13. Re:But but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I telnet into Nethack Online, you insensitive clod!

    (and hey, if anyone steals my password, maybe they'll actually ascend!)