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R.I.P Usenet: 1980-2008

CorinneI writes "In a way inconceivable in today's marketplace, Usenet was where people once went to talk — in days before the profit-centric Internet we have today. The series of bulletin boards called 'newsgroups' shared by thousands of computers, which traded new messages several times a day, is now a thing of the past."

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  1. It's about time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Think of the children who read alt.startrek.furrydom.localgettogethers

  2. alt.terrible.news.horrify.cringe.wail by kahei · · Score: 5, Funny

    alt.beloved.usenet.gone?.withered?.dead?
    alt.black.day.is.is.ever-shall-be

    alt.thoughtful.pause.pause.pause.pause

    alt.brief.check.make.perform.check
    alt.noble.usenet.remains!.lives!.cheers!
    alt.brave.usenet.!surrenders.!bows.!gone!

    alt.silly.blog.!informs.!researches.!educates
    alt.dumb.blogger.drools.mashes-keys-at-random.drools
    alt.credulous.slashdot.reports.dramatises.alarms

    alt.trusty."alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb".remains.endures.twinkles

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  3. Article summary by operagost · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Before the Eternal September, but after the Great Renaming, I learned about sex on Usenet."

    No need to read any further...

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    Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
  4. Re:this was never about porn by waffledoodle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dude, be cool!!!

  5. Somebody's got to say it by Oloryn · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Imminent Death of the Net predicted. Film at 11."

  6. So what was your favorite newsgroup name? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coz your post is dead accurate about the whole usenet sense of humor.

    I loved:
    alt.fan.tonya-harding.whack.whack.whack
    alt.sex.bestiality.barney.die.die.die
    and all the many alt.*.whilst.wearing.rubber.knickers groups.

    Not that I ever *read* any of them, but it made my heart warm knowing they existed.

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  7. Re:yellow journalism at it's worst by Randwulf · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've heard the number of Usenet users has tripled in the last six months.

  8. Re:Dark Usenet? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was a collaborative effort.

    Tell your mom I said hi.

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