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A Quasi-Quasicrystal

An anonymous reader sends along a link to a mindbending article in Science News on quasicrystals — odd materials with a structure partway between order and disorder. Now researchers have found something even odder: a material that's partway between a quasicrystal and a regular crystal. The order in the new structure is provided by the Fibonacci sequence. It was constructed with plastic beads and laser beams, so no new materials science inventions are on the horizon. "'We are absolutely sure that this structure should have properties that are not usual,' Mikhael says, because materials with odd structures almost always do. Now they just have to figure out what those properties are."

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  1. A truckload of beads for your stock options! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey, it has worked before...

  2. Re:Quasy-quasycrossbreeds by SilentBob0727 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That was the first thing I thought of too.

    quasiquasicrystals, then quasiquasicrystalcrystals, then quasicrystalcrystalquasicrystalquasis...

    You're dealing with forces beyond your understanding....

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  3. Re:Quasy-quasycrossbreeds by silentcoder · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently... that would be ALL forces then ? :p

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  4. In the old days... by Moryath · · Score: 3, Funny

    we used to just split hairs.

    Now we split crystals. And get quasicrystals. Which were supposed to be unusual.

    And now we have quasi-quasicrystals. And then they're "not usual."

    And next we can get something somewhere between a quasicrystal and a quasiquasicrystal.

    I'd rather hear about what interesting/new discoveries come out of this strange material than just hear about the possibility of its existence.

    In 10 years' time you'll be hearing about the quasiquasiquasiquasiquasiquasiquasiquasiquasicrystal, but we still won't know what the heck to do with them.

    "We are absolutely sure that this structure should have properties that are not usual," Mikhael says, because materials with odd structures almost always do. Now they just have to figure out what those properties are.

    Property #1: the ability to endow a grad student with his PhD and a sizable chunk of grant money.

    1. Re:In the old days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      For an example of a practical use, Teflon is a quasicrystal. I read somewhere that they tend to be slippery.

    2. Re:In the old days... by Lars+T. · · Score: 2, Funny

      For an example of a practical use, Teflon is a quasicrystal. I read somewhere that they tend to be slippery.

      So these Quasi-Quasi-Crystals (TM) will send us down a slippery slope?

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    3. Re:In the old days... by Kingrames · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm stapled to my desk chair, you insensitive clod!

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  5. Possibilities by moteyalpha · · Score: 3, Funny

    I could be a random resistance element that could be used as a random number seed. Or it could be the mythical room temperature non-conductor.

  6. First one is easy! by yellowstone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now they just have to figure out what those properties are.

    1) Does it taste like chicken?

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  7. I have by Konster · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have isolated a compound in my lab. I call it the Politiquasicrystal. I have determined that it can bend the truth with no expenditure of energy.

    1. Re:I have by Exitar · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's nothing compared to my iQuasicrystal and its Reality Distortion Field.

  8. New meme by Misanthrope · · Score: 3, Funny

    Almost but not entirely unlike crystal?

    1. Re:New meme by nospam007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      It can be used to build a machine making something almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

  9. Re:Penrose tiling? by whyloginwhysubscribe · · Score: 5, Funny

    They don't exist anymore - they got bought out by Hawking's Bathrooms in 2004.

  10. Re:Anyone else find that quote hilarious? by hyades1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Or make an off topic meme-based joke"

    You mean, like teaching sharks with lasers on their heads to swim in formation so they could generate quasi-crystals as they went about their nefarious business? I am above such childish antics!

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  11. Paraphrasing TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    We'd like to study these crystals, but we require more vespene gas!

  12. Re:Anyone else find that quote hilarious? by syousef · · Score: 3, Funny

    So shut up and discuss the interesting stuff we have know now :D

    Is that what they call quasi quasi moderation?

    That's cwazsy.

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  13. Re:Impossible! by dmbasso · · Score: 1, Funny

    The women that know me think otherwise... they ever say the hardest material known to them is my... head! :\

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  14. Re:Quasy-quasycrossbreeds by Lord+Lode · · Score: 2, Funny

    Uh, mi fyngers hyt the wrong kei whyle tipyng!

  15. Bill and Ted-ism's by Reecie · · Score: 2, Funny

    "That was non- non-non non-heinous!"

  16. Re:Anyone else find that quote hilarious? by Artuir · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one welcome our shark-toting Fibonacci based Hitler laser fiends, you insensitive clod!

  17. Re:Anyone else find that quote hilarious? by omnichad · · Score: 3, Funny

    And it would have worked too, if it weren't for the dupes (on Slashdot).

  18. Re:"found" or "constructed" by Lars+T. · · Score: 2, Funny

    Both!

    Maybe you should read TFA: it was both found and constructed, found because they didn't expect it, constructed because it's not something which occurs naturally.

    Isn't the word for that "dumbfound"?

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  19. cheap shot by arkarumba · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats almost but not entirely unlike a meme.

  20. Re:Anyone else find that quote hilarious? by Firehed · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, insensitive sharks tote Fibonacci, you Hitler-based laser crystal!

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