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Rat-Brained Robots Take Their First Steps

Posted by timothy on from the aside-from-snow-crash-and-politics dept.

missb writes "Brain tissue cultured from rats has controlled a wheeled robot around a lab, according to New Scientist this week. Researchers in the UK have harnessed signals from thousands of disembodied rat neurons, and manipulated them to get a robot to respond to instructions. The team at the University of Reading in the UK hope their research will help provide treatments for diseases like Alzheimer's and epilepsy."

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  1. Rat-Brained overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one welcome our new Rat-Brained Robot overlords!

    1. Re:Rat-Brained overlords by Alzheimers · · Score: 4, Funny

      Agreed. Please stop hijacking me!

    2. Re:Rat-Brained overlords by xaositects · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't forget:

      Phn'glui M'gl wna'f, Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgha Nagl Ftaghn

  2. Names please. by snspdaarf · · Score: 5, Funny

    What was the lead researcher's name? Davros?

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    1. Re:Names please. by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 4, Funny

      This gives a whole new meaning to "EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!"

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    2. Re:Names please. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

      The big question is can it climb stairs. I mean how can you conquer the Universe if you can't even climb stairs.

      You level the building.

  3. What does it do when you show it cheese ? by slashdotlurker · · Score: 3, Funny

    Curious minds want to know.

  4. this is old news by iXiXi · · Score: 5, Funny

    We have had these running around here for years. We just called them MBA's.

  5. next step: politics by syrinx · · Score: 3, Funny

    Surely a rat brain would be an improvement over the standard politician's brain.

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  6. Aaargh by Sockatume · · Score: 3, Funny

    Suddenly, I just can't stop screaming.

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    No kidding!!! What do you say at this point?
  7. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise! by laejoh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will these rat things be programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area?

  8. Re:What in the... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

    Am I the only one who fails to see how these rodent zombie robots have anything to do with Alzheimer's?

    Well I assume it's because having a zombie rat robot come at you is something not even an Alzheimer's sufferer would forget.

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  9. Re:Obligatory.. by TheNucleon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Conquer the world, of course. This was the first conclusion I came to.

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  10. Re:I, for one, by BPPG · · Score: 3, Funny

    What are we going to do tomorrow night?

    The same thing we do every night, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

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  11. Re:Obligatory.. by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world.

  12. Future LucasArts project... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny
    Reading about disembodied rat-brains and what George Lucas can do with a script got me thinking about future projects for LucasArts... Announcing the new animated film from George Lucas, Scott Adams and George Romero, Night of the Living Ratbert, featuring the disembodied brain of Jar Jar.
    • Qui-Gon: You almost got us killed. Are you brainless?
    • Jar Jar: I spake.
    • Qui-Gon: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
    • Jar Jar: "The Bosses would do terrible tings to me, terrible tings to me if me goin' back dere!"
    • Qui-Gon: "Do you hear that? "
    • Jar Jar:"Yah."
    • Qui-Gon: "That is the sound of a thousand disembodied rat-brains heading this way."
      Off in the distance: "Brains, braaiinnss..."
    • Qui-Gon: (Starts hacking with lightsaber.)
    • Jar Jar: Messa feel strange... Brains, braaiinnss...
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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .