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Rat-Brained Robots Take Their First Steps

missb writes "Brain tissue cultured from rats has controlled a wheeled robot around a lab, according to New Scientist this week. Researchers in the UK have harnessed signals from thousands of disembodied rat neurons, and manipulated them to get a robot to respond to instructions. The team at the University of Reading in the UK hope their research will help provide treatments for diseases like Alzheimer's and epilepsy."

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  1. Names please. by snspdaarf · · Score: 5, Funny

    What was the lead researcher's name? Davros?

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    1. Re:Names please. by SirLurksAlot · · Score: 4, Funny

      This gives a whole new meaning to "EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!"

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    2. Re:Names please. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

      The big question is can it climb stairs. I mean how can you conquer the Universe if you can't even climb stairs.

      You level the building.

  2. this is old news by iXiXi · · Score: 5, Funny

    We have had these running around here for years. We just called them MBA's.

  3. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise! by laejoh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will these rat things be programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area?

  4. Re:What in the... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

    Am I the only one who fails to see how these rodent zombie robots have anything to do with Alzheimer's?

    Well I assume it's because having a zombie rat robot come at you is something not even an Alzheimer's sufferer would forget.

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  5. Re:Obligatory.. by TheNucleon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Conquer the world, of course. This was the first conclusion I came to.

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  6. Re:Obligatory.. by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world.

  7. Re:Rat-Brained overlords by Alzheimers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Agreed. Please stop hijacking me!

  8. Re:Rat-Brained overlords by xaositects · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't forget:

    Phn'glui M'gl wna'f, Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgha Nagl Ftaghn