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Intel Releases USB 3.0 Controller Interface Spec

hardsky submitted thrilling news about everyone's favorite interconnect cable by saying "USB 3.0 is set to deliver data-transfer speeds of up to 5Gb/s, initially over tweaked connectors and wiring and, later, over optical links."

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  1. One Question by pandrijeczko · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does USB 3.0 assist in the more rapid delivery of porn to my PC?

    If the answer is "Yes", then please continue with your announcement.

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  2. My god by Centurix · · Score: 5, Funny

    My humping USB dog will be a blur!

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  3. Everyone's Favorite? by vjmurphy · · Score: 5, Funny

    "hardsky submitted thrilling news about everyone's favorite interconnect cable..."

    Don't know about anyone else, but my favorite interconnect cable is something very, very, different.

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    1. Re:Everyone's Favorite? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah! Mini-USB!

  4. Re:Sigh by ChrisMP1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it takes you more than two tries to put in a USB plug, you probably shouldn't be allowed near a computer anyway.

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  5. Re:Come On by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damn it.

    Three edits later, and it still makes no sense. I obviously meant to say "If not even the editor posting a stroy is interested".

    [Goes to hide in a corner until he's able to type again.]

    Hvae you seen taht rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy taht syas it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

    http://www.mrc-cbu.cam.ac.uk/~mattd/Cmabrigde/

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  6. Re:Sigh by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Funny

    Never had this:

    Try the correct way.
    Try the other way.
    Try the correct way again.
    Look at plug
    Insert screwdriver to bend plug back into shape
    Try the correct way.

  7. Not ready. by tikram · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am personally waiting for USB 3.11 for Workgroups to come out before upgrading.

  8. Re:Come On by neokushan · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's a lie and you know it. Nobody on slashdot has a girlfriend.

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  9. Re:Come On by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know firefox has a build in spell check these days, you might want to look into that.

    Oh the irony...

  10. Re:Come On by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    *sigh*. mod parent up.

  11. Re:Embossing by Tihstae · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously, how many connectors out there do you know of that let you plug it in any way you feel like?

    Vagina is the first one that comes to my mind.