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Brain Will Be Battlefield of the Future, Warns US

Anti-Globalism sends this except from the Guardian: "In a report commissioned by the Defense Intelligence Agency, leading scientists were asked to examine how a greater understanding of the brain over the next 20 years is likely to drive the development of new medicines and technologies. They found several areas in which progress could have a profound impact, including behaviour-altering drugs, scanners that can interpret a person's state of mind and devices capable of boosting senses such as hearing and vision. ...The report highlights one electronic technique, called transcranial direct current stimulation, which involves using electrical pulses to interfere with the firing of neurons in the brain and has been shown to delay a person's ability to tell a lie."

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  1. Brain battle by aedan · · Score: 5, Funny

    So George Bush has lost that one already.

    1. Re:Brain battle by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 5, Funny

      it seems neither do you, bitch ass cunt.

      Home alone on a Friday night slamming back several, eh? Either that, you're the first person that types with Tourette's syndrome.

    2. Re:Brain battle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      you know what's funny? how some jackass can post something bashing bush that's almost certainly going to start a flame war (the very definition of flamebait btw) and get modded "funny" for it just because he's bashing one particular person. but then someone else can post a comment bashing that first stupid poster and gets modded flamebait instead of funny. what a fucking awesome mod system we have.

    3. Re:Brain battle by Duhavid · · Score: 4, Funny

      You are missing the point: W is the perfect soldier of the future.

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    4. Re:Brain battle by zeylisse · · Score: 2, Funny

      No. He is immune.

  2. A new tech field just opened up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Time to start working on improving tinfoil hat technology!
    We'll make millions!

  3. The system is mine! by Red+Samurai · · Score: 3, Funny

    *Said in my best Revolver Ocelot impersonation*

    AC-tivate it!!

  4. electricuted = hard to speak, let alone lie by poetmatt · · Score: 3, Funny

    "called transcranial direct current stimulation, which involves using electrical pulses to interfere with the firing of neurons in the brain and has been shown to delay a person's ability to tell a lie"

    Why yes, if I'm being electrocuted, I 'm pretty sure it will delay the ability to think coherently, let alone lie.

    Sheesh, why don't they just call it electrocution and call it a day here? I'm sure it was just accidental that they only tested the lie part.

    1. Re:electricuted = hard to speak, let alone lie by snowraver1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Question 1:

      Transcranial direct current stimulation is to electrocution as enhanced interrogation is to:

      a. massage therapy
      b. breakfast
      c. job interview
      d. toture

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    2. Re:electricuted = hard to speak, let alone lie by omnichad · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you sure that's not a sport? ;-)

    3. Re:electricuted = hard to speak, let alone lie by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn it! I picked (c) Job Interview because I didn't know what "toture" was.

      You ass, now I'm not going to get into Harvard because of your typo!

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  5. Re:Ah by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes. Once we've gotten their minds, it's their sweet, delicious human hearts that we'll be after.

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  6. Re:Used for war, they'll be used for "peace" contr by plutoXL · · Score: 5, Funny

    They will not be horrible. You will learn to like them.

  7. 20 Years? by taustin · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, in 20 years, we'll have various forms of mind control, so we can force immortal (available in 20 years) enemy soldiers to steal the (available in 20 years) fusion powered (available in 20 years) flying cars (available in 20 years) and attack the space elevator (available in 20 years) that supplies our permanent colonies on the moon (available in 20 years)?

    The future's looking bright!

    1. Re:20 Years? by dn15 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not just that -- 2028 will be the year of the Linux desktop too!

  8. Training by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny

    From TFA:

    On the battlefield, bullets may be replaced with "pharmacological land mines" that release drugs to incapacitate soldiers on contact, ....

    Fortunately, our youth appear to have gotten a head start at familiarizing themselves with the effects of such drugs and the training necessary to deal with such tactics.

    Imagine the dismay of an enemy that, when interrogating a prisoner using extreme methods is answered every time with,

    "Dave's not here."

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  9. Tim Schafer - The Prophet by Brickwalljon · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The human mind: 600 miles of synaptic fiber, 5 and half ounces of cranial fluid, 1500 grams of complex neural matter. A three pound pile of dreams. But I'll tell you what it really is! It is the ultimate battlefield and the ultimate weapon.

    The wars of this modern age, the Psychic Age, are all fought somewhere between these damp, curvaceous, undulations.

    From this day forward, you are all psychic soldiers, paranormal paratroopers, mental marines who are about to ship out on the adventure of their lives. THIS is our beachhead! And THIS is your landing craft! You shall engage the enemy in his own mentality! You shall chase his dreams! You shall fight his demons! You shall live his nightmares!

    And those of you fight well, you will find yourselves on the path to be international secret agents. In other words:
    PSYCHONAUTS!"

    -Morceau Oleander

  10. Re:Delay a person's ability to tell a lie by db32 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The sales demonstrations certainly would be fun. Hook up the sales rep and then start asking questions about the product. :)

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  11. Not quite... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Re:Delay a person's ability to tell a lie

    > The sales demonstrations certainly would be fun. Hook up the sales rep and then start asking questions about the product. :)

    It wouldn't be as interesting as you're imagining. It would just make the demonstration take a lot longer...

  12. A Very Small Battlefield by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 3, Funny

    Judging by the people I deal with on a daily basis, I think that this battle of the minds could take place on the head of a pin.

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  13. Re:Hasn't it already been the battlefield? by philspear · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know about that, but it seems to me that it has already been on the battlefield. You shoot the enemy in the head, you've effectively "interfered with the firing of neurons in the brain."