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A Full-Time 2-Way Video Link To Grandparents?

uid7306m writes "We have elderly parents who live a long way off. However, my technological radar tells me that it's possible to set up a 24/7 video link between our kitchen and theirs. It'd be good for our kids and good for the parents, and we can now get pretty cheap nearly unlimited broadband connections at this end (UK). What's the best way to do it? Has anyone tried it? On the far end, it ought to have, in Dilbert's(TM) immortal words 'One big button on it, and we push it for you in the factory.'"

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  1. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    24/7? Guess no more going out to the kitchen in your undies for a late night snack.

    1. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's not an issue. In the UK, it's pretty chilly most of the year, so there's very little incentive to wander around in much less than a furry bathrobe.

  2. Bad idea by ArcherB · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unless you want your kids to see grandpa giving it to grandma over the kitchen sink, I wouldn't recommend it.

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    1. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait. I think there's a channel dedicated to that kink.

  3. Imagine the trauma your kids will suffer... by BLAG-blast · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...when Gramps and Granny pass away live over the video link... oh dear! On the other hand it's good for children to learn about death at an early age.

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    1. Re:Imagine the trauma your kids will suffer... by iworm · · Score: 4, Funny

      There's something about the concept of "passing away live" that confuses me...

    2. Re:Imagine the trauma your kids will suffer... by seanellis · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is the UK. Grandma and Gramps are probably, what, 32? 33?

  4. Simple by hax0r_this · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't see why everyone is recommending complicated video conferencing setups. Just set up apache on each end to stream from your webcam and use iptables to block connections from any IP except the one on the other end. If you don't have static IPs write a little script to update iptables on the other end every time the local IP changes. Then use dyndns so you never lose track of the other end (only apply the whitelist on the streaming port so ssh doesn't get blocked. Then use ssh keys). Then all you have to do is point firefox to their dyndns address/port.

  5. Re:Skype... by entrylevel · · Score: 5, Funny

    I told you never to call me on this wall!

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  6. 24/7? Nofreakingway by DynaSoar · · Score: 4, Funny

    On behalf of my fellow elderlies (I'm only honorary, at 53, but I'm in training), you do not want a 24/7 link. It needs to have a call siggnal and an on/off switch. You, and we, do not need to deal with your trauma of seeing grandpa bending grandma over the sink for a sneak-up quickie.

    Don't think we don't. You don't want to think about it at all, so consider the reasons why you don't want to.

    If you want a global on switch, fine. Let us have an override off switch. Put an hour delay cut-off on it if you like. We're old, it takes us more than the 10 minutes you kids take. (Just wait until you get to enjoy that aspect). And we're gladly admit that an hour is plenty, and we should be looked in on after that. Especially if we spend the whole hour.

    On the other hand, I've heard said "We wouldn't even bother to do it anymore, but the kids like to watch." If your elders have that mindset, go ahead and give them the means to offer you instruction 24/7. You don't think they haven't learned a few novel tricks in 40 or so years?

    Got a problem with this? Get over yourself. You're halfway to this age yourself, and I'm betting when you get there you'll have no plans on stopping.

    Go ahead and mod this funny, since you don't have a "+1 elders' wisdom" mod.

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  7. Re:Apple iChat by Z34107 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just because you ask: I think some of us don't like a 12MB encrypted binary executable file running on our system that nobody except the creators know what it does.

    Well, if disk space is an issue, just gzip it or something. But, gosh, for 12MB... You should delete a few things, man.

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  8. Re:In the us unlimited broadband may be going away by Provocateur · · Score: 4, Funny

    Considering the depths this thread has gone to, did you misspell streaming on purpose?

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  9. Re:Apple iChat by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just because you ask: I think some of us don't like a 12MB encrypted binary executable file running on our system that nobody [blackhat.com] except the creators know what it does.

    It appears to make phone calls over the Internet and to POTS phones. Mystery solved.