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The 1-Petabyte Barrier Is Crumbling

CurtMonash writes "I had been a database industry analyst for a decade before I found 1-gigabyte databases to write about. Now it is 15 years later, and the 1-petabyte barrier is crumbling. Specifically, we are about to see data warehouses — running on commercial database management systems — that contain over 1 petabyte of actual user data. For example, Greenplum is slated to have two of them within 60 days. Given how close it was a year ago, Teradata may have crossed the 1-petabyte mark by now too. And by the way, Yahoo already has a petabyte+ database running on a home-grown system. Meanwhile, the 100-terabyte mark is almost old hat. Besides the vendors already mentioned above, others with 100+ terabyte databases deployed include Netezza, DATAllegro, Dataupia, and even SAS."

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  1. Porn collection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    No porn collection jokes please.

  2. Fixed it for you... by hyperz69 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had been a Porn Collector for a decade before I found 1-gigabyte Porn Collections to write about. Now it is 15 years later, and the 1-petabyte barrier is crumbling.

  3. Oh s***! I'm calling my Congressman! by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 5, Funny
    We must protect the children from the petabytes! These petabytes are everywhere trying to have sex with our children!

    I have to find my kid. Last time I saw her, she was with her Uncle Micky while he was having his morning martini.

  4. I am confused !! by neonux · · Score: 5, Funny

    How many Libraries of Congress are necessary to break the 1-petabyte barrier ??

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  5. Re:Google Maps is way bigger... by Speare · · Score: 4, Funny

    Google Maps' database is far bigger...

    A base of 8 tiles, with each becoming four more smaller tiles, in two modes (map/satellite), and 16 zoom levels.

    We are sorry, but we don't
    have maps at this zoom
    level for this region.
    Try zooming out for a
    broader look.

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  6. When the petafile barrier crumbles ... by cpu_fusion · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... we'll need an army of Chris Hansens and a mountain of beartraps. God help us.

  7. Noob by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 4, Funny

    My porn collection has long since achieved infinity.

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    MMO Quests are like orgasms:

    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

    1. Re:Noob by Gilmoure · · Score: 5, Funny

      It has an event horizon and is actively acquiring porn on it's own?

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      I drank what? -- Socrates
  8. The world will only ever need 5 large databases by davidwr · · Score: 5, Funny

    The world will only need 5 large databases.

    None of them will never need more than 640KB^H^HMB^H^HGBMB^H^HTB of RAM and 32MB^H^HGB^H^HTB^H^HPB of storage.

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  9. Johnny Mnemonic by vjmurphy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I need measurements I can understand, like how many Keanu Reeves' brains is a petabyte? And could he hold it indefinitely, or would his head explode at some point? If the latter, can we get him started on it now?

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