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Cost-Effective Server Room Air Conditioning?

at0mic26 writes "I am currently tasked with finding a cost effective solution to our 30+ degree Celsius server room. The only air conditioning currently provided is a single duct pipe from one of two air conditioner units. I was thinking of stealing air from the second air conditioning unit with some sheet metal work, but it likely will not be sufficient — and would not have tolerance for both AC units being offline for any amount of time. An ideal supplemental portable AC unit is what I am after, however I'm finding it cost prohibitive, with $600+ humidity controlled AC unit, plus 20 amp socket requirement, plus contract work to make a hole in the wall for outside drainage so that the unit does not flood the place. What sort of successful cheaper air conditioning solutions have you come up with?"

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  1. Antarctica by ohxten · · Score: 5, Funny

    Move the room to Antarctica, turn off the heat.

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    1. Re:Antarctica by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Funny

      Move the room to Antarctica, turn off the heat.

      Yeah, but if he's running Windows the penguins down there will attack.

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    2. Re:Antarctica by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Iceland is pretty much the perfect place then. Lots and lots of geothermal energy, and it's pretty cold most of the time.

      And it's got Icelandic girls. And Bjork!

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  2. woooooosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dry ice.

    Just imagine the theatrics.

  3. do what CIHost does by trybywrench · · Score: 3, Funny

    just stick a boxfan in there.

    I toured CIHost's Bedford TX datacenter a few years ago. I saw a boxfan blowing on a bunch of servers and a single power strip plugged into 4 or 5 of those servers that was stretched across to a wall outlet so that it was about 8" off the floor. Pefect to trip over nevermind the walmart quality parts.

    tour was over after i saw that.

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  4. keginator by bugs2squash · · Score: 5, Funny

    from your budget, you clearly only have one server in play, so put it in a refrigerator.

    Cut a hole in the door to let the cables in and seal around them with that expanding foam stuff in a spray can.

    Sounds like that would max out your budget.

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    1. Re:keginator by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      If the room is that hot with only one server in play, the room is probably the garage of a house, in which case he just needs to follow this simple procedure:

      1.) Get a large cardboard box. Poke holes in the top for ventilating hot air out.
      2.) Cut a big hole in the side of the box.
      3.) Wrap box with insulation.
      4.) Put computer in box.
      5.) Knock big hole in wall between garage and main house with a sledgehammer.
      6.) Place the box with the hole in its side flush against the hole in the wall.
      7.) Place box fan in the house, situated to blow air into the hole.

      And Voila, cheap cooling. Alternatively, you could put the server in the main house, but seriously, that's just a cheap hack of a solution.

      Also, he should ask for his pay in cash in the future, because the company clearly has no operating capital and will probably be bouncing checks very soon.

    2. Re:keginator by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 4, Funny

      1.) Get a large cardboard box.
      2.) Cut a big hole in the side of the box.

      I remember now, Andy Samberg did a how-to video about this on SNL.

  5. Fund raiser and cooling at same time. by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 4, Funny
    Better yet, rent the room out for birthday parties with those big 5 gallon tubs of ice cream. Put fans on the ice cream to cool the room and it helps to serve it because it'll be softer. Then when you have enough money for an air conditioning unit and contracting work, cancel the ice cream parties.

    See! Problem solved!

  6. Re:Simple... by couchslug · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Let the room overheat and replace all the computing hardware. So what if you're down for a week?"

    Don't forget the BOFH option.
    Back everything up.
    Wait until meltdown, then be the hero for restoring the new systems. :)

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  7. Re:Maybe by blair1q · · Score: 5, Funny

    How far is it from Antarctica?

  8. Re:Not much you can do by sharkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that more or less dangerous than dihydrogen monoxide?

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