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Too Easy For Bank Accounts To Spring a Leak

The NYTimes has a cautionary tale of automated clearing house fraud. Parties unknown siphoned money from an individual's bank account. Nothing too unusual there, except that it was an elite private banking account at JPMorgan Chase, and the account holder is out $250K — the bank will only cover $50K of his loss. The $300K came out of the account in small transactions over 15 months. The bank offered no recourse except to open a new account, a large hassle given that the account is more than 20 years old and its holder writes a thousand checks a month. The article details how the spread of electronic settlements between banks has given rise to growing automated clearing house fraud — if anyone gets hold of the magic combination of account number and bank routing number, and once has permission to withdraw funds, all bets are off. Banks are unlikely to question future withdrawal orders. Moral of the story: go over your bank statements line-by-line every month, and question anything that looks funny.

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  1. Well... Why? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why are not banks responsible for fraud?

    Is it not the bank's responsibility to maintain security and keep secure transactions?

    Then... Why the limitation of 50k$ when FDIC covers 100$k ?

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    1. Re:Well... Why? by larry+bagina · · Score: 5, Informative

      The FDIC $100,000 coverage is in case the bank goes bankrupt (or hits financial trouble).

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    2. Re:Well... Why? by mangastudent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why are not banks responsible for fraud?

      Is it not the bank's responsibility to maintain security and keep secure transactions?

      Then... Why the limitation of 50k$ when FDIC covers 100$k ?

      I'm sure these were as far the the bank could tell proper and secure transactions. The issue here is that the account holder didn't notice for 15 months!

      The FDIC protects you from bank failures, not something like this.

      Bottom line: being wealthy does not absolve you of the duty to balance your checkbook. Do that every month and you'll catch that sort of thing in plenty of time to get a full refund.

    3. Re:Well... Why? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 5, Informative

      Next time, try reading the article.

      Or for critical reading, read the cut-n-paste

      And a retail bank statement is kindergarten arithmetic compared with the monthly statement for a private banking client. Indeed, Mr. Wyser-Pratte said that the statements have become so complicated not even a Wall Street veteran like himself could detect the continuing theft.

      "I kept complaining that the bank's records showed I was overdrawn when I shouldn't be," he said. Each time, he was assured that the statement was accurate, even if he could not decipher it.

      That second paragraph cues me in that he DID complain, and was given a runaround and no real answers.

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    4. Re:Well... Why? by xstonedogx · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, but they weren't proper and secure transactions. Why should the account holder be culpable for the bank's failure to protect itself from fraud?

      To your second point, I agree. Someone who has so much money that they don't notice an average of $20,000 per month missing from what is apparently a very active account should probably hire an accountant. For that much money you can get a very good one and apparently still have enough money left over that you will come out ahead.

    5. Re:Well... Why? by ishobo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you read the article... The customer had 60 days (as required by federal law) to report the suspected fraud. Basically, the man did not pay attention to his statements. He does say that he was not aware of the 60 day rule. Banks send out updated customer agreements all the time. The account was 20 years old. I suspect he was unaware of it because he never scrutinzed his agreement, the same way he never scrutinzed his statements.

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    6. Re:Well... Why? by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Then... Why the limitation of 50k$ when FDIC covers 100$k ?

      FDIC is not fraud insurance, it's total bank failure insurance. Big difference.

    7. Re:Well... Why? by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 3, Interesting

      He really just complained that he couldn't balance his checkbook, though. If the difference was so large, he should have tracked it down line by line until the discrepancy was resolved, or fraud discovered.

      And I don't understand how a statement can be "complicated". For each transaction, there is a line. There is an amount, and a name of some kind that tells you what it was for. You compare this with your records. If you have a match, then you're good, move to the next one. If nothing in your records matches that line, then you have an error, red alert, call your bank and tell them you've found an important mistake or fraud.

      Sounds to me like he found a discrepancy but never went through the work of tracking it down. And as a result this theft went undetected for far too long.

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    8. Re:Well... Why? by EvilIdler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you have that much money, eight hours per month to keep it seems reasonable.

    9. Re:Well... Why? by Belial6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If he writes that many checks a month, the cost of hiring someone to go line by line through the statement would be trivial.

    10. Re:Well... Why? by lysergic.acid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      that's easy to say when you're not writing a thousand checks a month.

      and the fact of the matter is, he didn't issue or authorize the account transfers that he's being charged for. so why should he have to pay for fraud? is there a clause in his banking contract that says "the bank is allowed to give away your money without your consent as long as we list the transactions in your monthly statement?"

    11. Re:Well... Why? by mangastudent · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I do not believe he's telling the truth, and if he really is that stupid, and e.g. totally unable to hire a CPA for a few days of low impact forensic accounting, he deserves exactly what he got.

      My parents are millionaires. They also did a lot of bookkeeping to get there (I can remember a number of nights when they were looking for the wrong transaction(s) that caused a balance mismatch). Nowadays they're retired and still check all their statements each month and reconcile those against their records.

      I repeat: being rich does not absolve you of the duty to balance your checkbook.

    12. Re:Well... Why? by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not quite. It's more that any transaction which is printed in your statement and which is not challenged by you within a certain period of time (typically two months) is considered to be authorized.

      If your financials are so complex that you are unable to audit them for evidence of fraud then you need to hire professional help.

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    13. Re:Well... Why? by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 3, Informative

      Banks are responsible for fraudulent transactions if you tell them about it in a timely fashion. Banks don't and can't know whether every single transaction is legitimate or not. There's simply no way for them to do so. For example, what if somebody alters one of your checks, for example, to read an amount greater than what you wrote? Assuming a good alteration, there's no way they could know that this is not the amount of money that you intended.

      Even in the case of more obvious fraud, it should be clear that there needs to be some kind of time horizon. What if I'm the victim of ACH fraud as this person was, but I don't tell the bank about it until five years after the fact? It's way too late for the bank to do anything about it by then. And in fact this would leave the bank open to different types of fraud. For example, you arrange for a friend to "defraud" your account by some amount, split the money between you, then have your friend seal himself off from the offending account over the intervening years. Then five years later you make a complaint and get your money "back", resulting in a healthy profit for the both of you with little risk.

      If we're on the same page about it so far, the question is what that time horizon should be. Well, big daddy government has already answered that for us: that time horizon is 60 days. That's why this guy is still getting $50,000 back from his bank, because that's the amount that was stolen within the past 60 days.

      If this guy had noticed the fraudulent transactions in a timely manner then I would agree that we shouldn't blame him at all for failings of the system. But he managed to miss twenty thousand dollars a month leaving his account for well over a year before he figured out that he was being ripped off. He discovered trouble earlier but apparently decided that it was too inconvenient to follow up on. When asked about the discrepancy, the bank told him that their statements were accurate. What was absolutely true! Their statements included an enormous amount of theft that his records did not. But for some reason he didn't pursue these persistent discrepancies, and he is now paying the price for that decision.

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  2. Magic numbers on every check.... by mangastudent · · Score: 4, Insightful

    if anyone gets hold of the magic combination of account number and bank routing number

    Ummm, you do realize that's on the bottom of every check that you write (in MICR). That's how your check gets matched up to your account for processing....

    1. Re:Magic numbers on every check.... by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes; if you never write me a check, or provide me with your account information in some other way, then I can't steal all your money.

      The only form of authentication on a check is your signature. Electronic funds transfers don't have that.

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    2. Re:Magic numbers on every check.... by rprins · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wait, why don't they know the identity of the withdrawer?

  3. Re:Moves by russotto · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The only information you need to withdraw funds from a checking account is printed on every check. Getting a copy of a transaction history and planning transactions that blend well certainly will be harder.

  4. Re:scary by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 2, Informative

    Thats correct.

    I trawl through your trash looking for checks (photocopies or voids, it doesnt matter).

    All I need is your routing number and checking acct number. Even the routing number can be obtained by calling the bank and asking for it. It's nearly public knowledge.

    The only tricky thing is the requirement of ACH access. One could "pay via e-check" by getting the 2 chunks of information and forge them. There's not a damned thing that can be done about that. Once it hits an approved ACH dealer, you're screwed out of your funds.

    I have ACH blocks on my account.

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  5. Re:Cover by mark_wilkins · · Score: 2, Informative

    The bank's responsible for 100% if you catch it within 60 days of the transaction. This guy did not piece together what had happened until 15 months after the first transaction.

  6. Re:My bank sends daily alerts for large transactio by eln · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I use Quicken to take care of my finances. Every day, I enter in every check or debit transaction I made that day. Then, I download transactions from my bank online, usually every morning. If there's a transaction that doesn't match up to something I've already entered, I can see it immediately. This allows me to not only easily spot fraudulent transactions, but also allows me to keep an eye on how much money I really have available, regardless of what the bank says.

    Now granted, I only have a couple of accounts and I'm not writing thousands of checks a month, but it seems like this method is easily doable for most people. It's a lot easier to spot fraud if you have a good handle on what's supposed to be there and what isn't.

    Also, I'm not really shilling for Quicken or anything...there are plenty of other products that will allow you to manage your money in basically the same way, including the online update component (which is the big key for me).

  7. Indeed. by xstonedogx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A bank account is a loan to the bank in exchange for money or services. If the bank is defrauded out of some money, why is it the account holder who loses out?

    If someone claims to be my bank and tricks me into giving them $200, can I deduct that amount from my next car payment?

    Really think about what has happened here. Person A loans Person B $100. Person C tells Person B that Person A owes them $100, so if Person B pays Person C $100 everyone will be square. Person B obliges not realizing Person C is lying. Is Person A the one out $100?! He had no control over the actions of Person C or Person B!

    1. Re:Indeed. by mysidia · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, but in this case Person B tells Person A about the transfer to person C, in the form of a printed statement.

      Person A acknowledges the correctness of the written statement by failing to report an error after Person A has examined it.

      The banking laws give Person A a legal obligation to take due care in examining the statement within 30 days. If there was an unauthorized ACH transaction, it may be reported within 60 days time, which is ample opportunity for Person A to rectify the situation.

      In this case the fraud was over 15 months, right? So there would have been a good number of statements with transactions on it that Person A did not authorize.

    2. Re:Indeed. by hazem · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A bank account is a loan to the bank in exchange for money or services. If the bank is defrauded out of some money, why is it the account holder who loses out?

      Sadly, it's because the bank has much more resources than the individual. Sure, the individual could hire lawyers and mount an attack, but the bank is big enough, has enough political ties, and has so many more resources that they're probably able to just weather the attack until the individual is spent. Even worse, the bank probably has the laws on its side in these instances.

      It's certainly not right in any moral way but it's simply the facts as they are.

      That said, he should have swallowed some of his wall street pride and hired an accountant to manage his bank accounts and make sure this kind of thing wasn't happening. I have virtually no money but I check my account activity and balances on my checking account almost daily and with my other accounts at least once a week. But then again, I can't afford to have $2000 (let alone $20,000) disappear in a month.

  8. Re:scary by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Banks allowing automated withdrawals are standard here too in the Netherlands (although you can block automated invoicing for your account all together). The companies keep your admission slips and only have to reproduce your admission when you challenge a payment (in time).

    There should obviously be an automated system where you yourself can allow automated invoicing for specific accounts and for specific maximum amounts ... but there isn't. All the banks have are some heuristic automated checks to make sure everything is above board, if you manage to evade both those checks and no one challenges your invoices for the time you need to siphon away the money and collect it you are homefree.

  9. Checks suck by ed.markovich · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We just had a story on automatic bill pay where I voiced my support for credit cards over writing checks. This story supports that:

    First, if someone defrauds your credit card, you're not liable. Dispute the charge and you're done, the onus is then on the merchant to prove the validity of the transaction. With cash accounts, once the money is gone, it's gone.

    Second, checking accounts are difficult to reconcile as can be seen from the linked story. The person in question despite being financially sophisticated, was not able to be SURE about what his balance should be. Because the checks settle out of your account at the timing discretion of the recipient of the funds, it's not possible to say what your balance on any given day should be, which makes it hard to spot problems as they occur.

    While the Guy (hah) in the article probably cannot avoid writing many checks due to his business, the fewer checks an individual writes the easier it is to keep track of one's balances. As long as you have the discipline to not abuse your credit card, it's the way to go.

    -Ed

  10. Re:You left the important part out.... by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, he didn't. What's to stop someone from claiming to have authorization? Think a minute. When was the last time, when paying by automatic debit from your account (e-check), you told your bank that the merchant had authorization? You didn't. You told the merchant he had authorization, but the bank is simply trusting that he does. So what exactly stops a fraudster from claiming he's got authorization too?

  11. Re:It's easier than that. by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's a big difference between "your records don't agree with mine" and "this transaction, right there, was not authorized by me and does not appear in any of my records". This fellow did the former but apparently never got as far as the latter.

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  12. Not true... by raehl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To your second point, I agree. Someone who has so much money that they don't notice an average of $20,000 per month missing from what is apparently a very active account should probably hire an accountant. For that much money you can get a very good one and apparently still have enough money left over that you will come out ahead.

    *IF* you happen to be stolen from. If you're not unlucky enough to be stolen from, then the accountant to watch your account is a waste of money.

    Since the odds you become a victim are probably in the single-digit percentile (or less), paying for the accountant would be a bad investment. It would be cheaper to buy some sort of insurance.

    It's a classic case of where paying for the losses is less expensive than preventing the losses, especially when the cost of the loss is spread around everyone at risk of loss.

  13. Sounds like Credit Suisse by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative

    And a retail bank statement is kindergarten arithmetic compared with the monthly statement for a private banking client.

    I used to have a Credit Suisse account, and they did, indeed, have incomprehensible statements, even for a simple situation. They had a "current account" and a "time account". The current account didn't pay interest, but the "time account" did. Interest from the time account went into the current account, and when it exceeded US$1000, it was moved to the time account in multiples of $1000. Separate statements were provided for each account, on different schedules, didn't mention what was happening in the other account, and were difficult to match up. Lots of weird fees, too, including charging commissions on their own time deposits. It all seemed to be about fee maximization.

    And this was without doing much in the way of transactions on the account. If you did lots of transactions against accounts like that, it would be really tough to track what was happening. The combination of inter-account transactions and differing statement cycles confuses the issue.

  14. Re:My bank sends daily alerts for large transactio by crashfrog · · Score: 2, Informative

    This allows me to not only easily spot fraudulent transactions, but also allows me to keep an eye on how much money I really have available, regardless of what the bank says.

    Great. So, like this guy did, you go to your bank with your QuickBooks or whatever, showing that you should have substantially more money than you do, and the bank tells you to go soak your head, they're the bank goddammit, and there's no way in hell that your accounting could be more accurate than theirs.

    You know, like they told this guy. Then what the hell do you do? Apparently you can go fuck yourself, since according to the laws the banks purchased, they can hand out your money to anyone that presents trivially falsifiable certifications, and there's not a damn thing you can expect them to do about it.

    This guy went every month to the bank with evidence of funny business, and they told him that he must be running the numbers wrong, and then handed him balance statements that obfuscated the transactions.

    Sure, it's prudent to keep track of your own money. But what about when you've kept such good track of it that you realize some is missing? What the hell are you supposed to do then? I don't think Quicken has a form for that.

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  15. Re:It's easier than that. by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 2, Informative

    Or you could just compare expected balances.

    He did. He called to complain several times and was told that there was nothing wrong.

    But the account holder has some responsibility, wouldn't you agree? If someone is siphoning money out of my account for 15 months, I'd definitely notice and report it in the first month.

    Actually, you probably wouldn't have clue #1. Especially not the first month.

    If you RTFA, you'll see why. Private banking statements are really hard to read if you're not used to them. Hell, they're hard to read even when you are used to them.

    After my wife and I got our first statement, we had to go into our private banker and ask for a lesson on how to read the thing, and my wife and I are not financially illiterate. I am an economist, and my wife works for a bank developing new products. So if the two of use couldn't make heads or tails of the thing, then it's to be considered hard to read.

    At this point, I can understand them, but they are a pain to read, so I don't read them as closely as I should. I'm not worried about the above happening to me because I don't pay any bills out of my managed portfolio, and I don't have a personal account at the private bank. If ACH debits started coming in, my banker would be all over it.

    What I do not understand about JPMorgan's behavior is the following:

    1. This guy is loaded, and JPMorgan should be bending over backwards for him. My banker pretty much does whatever I ask of him, and he better, because he makes a fuckload of money off of us.
    2. They should never have given him the run-around at JPM. He should have had at least one dedicated banker to his account, and that banker should have taken the time to research his situation and resolve it satisfactorily.
    3. They should just cover his losses. They make way the hell more than $300k off this guy each year, and they should just eat it. I'm shocked that they won't, even though they think they are in the right. Truly shocked that they would tell such a high-value client to go pound sand.
    4. It's not clear to me that JPM is in the right here. The guy in TFA had his account forever, and doesn't believe he was given the proper disclosures. If JPM can't prove that he got 'em, my wife says JPM is on the hook for the whole $300k, not just the last 60 days worth of transactions. JPM is just covering their ears and shouting, "la la la la! I can't hear you! 60 days! La la la la!" but they may very well be liable.

    I cannot relay to you just how shocked I am that JPM would treat this guy so poorly. I don't use JPM, so I can't comment on their private banking division, but my banker has done everything in his power and then some to keep us happy. To allow a high net worth client to be victimized by fraud at all is just nuts, and to turn around and tell him he's just screwed... unheard of.

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  16. Retail vs. Private banking by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And I don't understand how a statement can be "complicated". For each transaction, there is a line. There is an amount, and a name of some kind that tells you what it was for.

    That is because you are a retail banking customer.

    Private banking statements are incredibly complex. I should post one of mine just so you can see. I can see how if you did a lot of transactions (I don't), it would be impossible to have clue #1 what the hell was going on. Truly. And I am an economist.

    Personally, I have a manged portfolio at a private bank, but my day-to-day transactions are in a retail bank account for precisely this reason. My banker once asked me why I didn't take advantage of their transactional accounts and I told him because it would make my life too complicated.

    The guy in the article, frankly, should have had a bookkeeper, and that bookkeeper should have known what was up.

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    1. Re:Retail vs. Private banking by rfunches · · Score: 2

      Please, explain how "private" banking statements differ. My business banking account statements are laid out differently from my personal accounts (the former show credits, checks paid, and then debits; the latter is a chronological listing of all activity, line-by-line) but there's nothing extremely complex about it. Even my brokerage account statement is laid out in a categorical format (purchases, sales, current holdings, margin activity, etc.). What other way is there to lay out a bank statement other than by date or by item type?

    2. Re:Retail vs. Private banking by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Personally I don't even know what the difference is between retail banking and "private" banking, much less what a private banking statement actually looks like.

      Wikipedia.

      I just don't understand how it can be so complex. I mean, any statement should have a list of transactions, and that transaction should have a date, an amount, and a description. If the transaction is a check then it will list the check number. If it's an ACH transfer, then the description will be something about the nature of the other end. I simply don't see how you can make a list of transactions so complex that it becomes infeasible to check them. If you could provide some enlightenment on this then it would be much appreciated.

      No problem. I just pulled out my unopened July statement. The entire statement is structured so that you never get past the first page, if you look at it at all.

      To give you an idea of how needlessly complex these statements are, consider this: My portfolio manager manages, for my wife and myself, nothing more than our taxable investments, and one nondeductible IRA for each of us. That's it. So what do you think our statement looks like?

      For one thing, it is 40 pages long, and the front page gives your portfolio's total value and change since the previous month (what you really care about, anyway). Oh, did I mention that it's printed in such a way that you need to put it into a binder to even read it. The whole thing just screams, "DO NOT ATTEMPT TO READ ME".

      There is a ton of information in there, and it's all in abbreviations and shorthand. It's organized funny, and the actual transactions are difficult to pick out in between all of the dividends and reinvestments. The bottom line is once you are taught how to read the thing, you can understand it if you want to, but ... let's face it... if I really wanted to be on top of these things, I wouldn't be paying someone to do it for me.

      I actually do, at one point or another, read all of our statements and make sure there isn't anything grossly wrong with them. But I can't imagine just how long our statement would be if we used the private bank for our transactional accounts. They want us to, of course, but it will never happen.

      The real moron in the story is the guy in TFA's bookkeeper (he must have one, because I don't believe that the guy personally writes 1000 checks per month (33 checks per day!)). The bookkeeper should have recognized those unauthorized transactions and handled it. Surely the bookkeeper didn't believe that his employer ordered $300,000.00 worth of Dell laptops via ACH debits out of his personal checking account.

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  17. or a professional by phorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... that or just paying somebody monthly to keep track of it all.

    1. Re:or a professional by zippthorne · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Indeed. Perhaps some kind of company with expertise in financial matters. One with experience in keeping peoples money and valuables safe.

      Something like a bank really...

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  18. And there's some easy ways to help simplify them by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Credit cards can help a lot. You don't use your bank account to make purchases, you use your credit cards to make purchases, and your bank account to pay your creditors. This does a couple things:

    1) It reduces the amount of transactions to and from your bank account to just a few, rather than everything you do. Things like your mortgage payment(s), car payment(s), and of course payments come from your bank account. Just about everything else is on a credit card. Thus fraudulent bank transactions are much easier to notice.

    2) It allows you to group transactions, if you wish. You can have multiple cards and use them for only certain things. For example you could have a "bills" credit card that is only used for paying recurring monthly bills. Again, can help make tracking fraudulent charges easier since you know what kind of activity to expect on the cards.

    3) Credit cards change the problem of possession in the case of fraud. With a bank account, you have had the money taken away from you, and are asking the bank to give it back. If they don't, your only recourse is to haul them to court. With a credit card, nothing has been taking from you. The bank is saying you owe a certain amount, and you are contesting that. If you refuse pay, they have to take you to court.

    Seriously with a bit of work it shouldn't be hard to keep track of your financials these days, especially with instant access via the Internet. Now I can understand that some people do a whole lot of stuff and thus have more complex financials but that's fine. As you say, if they've gotten to the point where you can't handle them yourself, you need to hire a professional to do so. Just as corporations have accountants to do that, so do individuals with complex financials. However for 99.99% of people, that's not necessary. If you use the tools available to you (such as online access to your statements) it shouldn't be a problem to manage your money.

  19. Silly by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 4, Informative

    Seriously with a bit of work it shouldn't be hard to keep track of your financials these days, especially with instant access via the Internet.

    You've obviously never seen a private banking statement. For fun, I pulled out my July statement. There were 3 actual transactions on it (not dividend/reinvestment), and the statement was 40 pages long.

    These statements really scream "DO NOT READ ME". I'm just sayin'. (Yes, I read and understand my statement, but I can fully sympathize with those who cannot. I needed my banker to go through the first one with me page by page just to understand the thing, and I do not consider myself to be an idiotic or financially illiterate person.)

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  20. Ok so by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is someone forcing you to use a bank with statements that complex? Seems to me there's a lot of choice in banks out there. If you bank has statements that are too complicated, get a different bank. Now supposing that you have an extremely large amount of assets and for whatever reason necessitates the use of such a bank (as a note I know a couple of multi-millionaires, all use regular banks) then maybe you need an accountant. When things get complicated, you hire a professional. My parents own a small business, and though it doesn't do a whole lot of sales (less than a million dollars a year) it is extremely complex, as business tends to be. So, they have a book keeper. Her job is to deal with all the money and make sure things all add up.

    It is like with any sufficiently complex system: If you can't deal with it yourself, hire someone who can. I feel particularly little sympathy given that the whole reason for being with a "private" bank in my understanding is because you have a lot of money. Ok, great, if you have a lot of money, you can:

    1) Spend the time and effort to learn what you need to to manage it yourself. Yes, this is complicated. Nobody ever said making lots of money was supposed to be easy.

    2) Hire someone to manage it. After all, you have money. Spend some of it to help you make more.

    3) Go for simple investments. Nobody says you have to invest in complex things. Have a certain amount of operational overhead in a checking account, some more reserve overhead in a high interest savings and/or CD, and the rest in an index fund. No, you aren't going to make the massive returns that some of the creative schemes out there can. However the tradeoff is that it will be extremely easy to manage yourself.

    I just don't feel much sympathy for people with lots of money that won't do what is required to deal with their money. With the kind of money this guy has, he should have a personal accountant who's job it is to keep track of it all and make sure everything is on the up and up. I know people like this, they live, breath and dream numbers. They are extremely good at dealing with things like this. Hire one of them.

    To me it sounds like he just kinda got lazy. Not a lot of sympathy in that case, especially since he should have known better.

    1. Re:Ok so by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 2, Informative

      Is someone forcing you to use a bank with statements that complex? Seems to me there's a lot of choice in banks out there. If you bank has statements that are too complicated, get a different bank.

      Nobody is forcing me to use that private bank, and I have no particular affinity for complicated statements (although I'm pretty sure all private banks have similarly complicated statements). The only reason I use my current bank is because that's where my portfolio manager works. If he moved, I'd move too. I spent months looking for one that I trusted, and now I have experience with him to validate that trust.

      When things get complicated, you hire a professional.

      You're preaching to the choir here. I have a banker, financial planner, portfolio manager, bookkeeper, CPA, tax strategist, and estate planner. And that's just off the top of my head.

      Go for simple investments. Nobody says you have to invest in complex things. Have a certain amount of operational overhead in a checking account, some more reserve overhead in a high interest savings and/or CD, and the rest in an index fund. No, you aren't going to make the massive returns that some of the creative schemes out there can. However the tradeoff is that it will be extremely easy to manage yourself.

      This strategy fails in several ways.

      1. No financial plan. When you're 22 years old with no family and no responsibilities, you can indeed manage your financial affairs willy-nilly. But once you get older and have responsibilities, you start having to face important questions. How much house can I afford? Am I saving enough for the kids' college? Can I buy a new car right now? Am I saving enough for retirement? Am I using the right tax-advantaged vehicles? If you have no financial plan, you have no idea what tomorrow will bring. Did you save too much and not enjoy life as much as you cold have? Did you save too little, and now you are in a financial pickle? What happens if you become disabled or die?
      2. No risk/reward management. A portfolio manager's job is to achieve maximum return for the minimum risk. In the late '90s, I knew a few millionaires who are now hundred-thousandaires because they had high risk-high return portfolios. A bull market can make anyone look like an investing genius. But how did you perform during the bear markets? That's what counts. My portfolio manager has me invested in several specialized vehicles in order to control risk. This is important to me, because I have worked hard to be where I am today.
      3. No tax planning. The IRS would love it if everyone followed your plan. :)
      4. No estate planning. Your plan above would have Uncle Sam be your biggest heir when you die.

      There is no honor in managing your portfolio yourself if you are going to do a terrible job at it. There are people out there who are as good at managing portfolios as you are at whatever your job is. They are worth what they cost.

      To me it sounds like he just kinda got lazy. Not a lot of sympathy in that case, especially since he should have known better.

      My guess is his bookkeeper dropped the ball here. I mean, what bookkeeper sees $300,000 in ACH debits from Dell and doesn't even ask the boss if any of that should be reported to his CPA as a deductible expense? I get 100 such calls each year from my bookkeeper--she manages books with an iron fist.

      For my purposes, I'd rather not have to deal with complex investments and complex statements, but that's what it takes to ensure that my family's financial picture remains strong.

      --
      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
  21. Happened to me too. by carterson2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Someone stole my mail, then charged their utility bill on one of my checks. The utility (MLGW in memphis) offered to pay me, but I want someone in jail. I will take this further. Moral, find a passbook-type account for savings, not one with checking attached. The checks are where they steal!