The London Stock Exchange Goes Down For Whole Day
Colin Smith writes "TradElect, the Microsoft .Net based trading platform for the London Stock Exchange, was offline for about seven hours, meaning that their 5-nines SLAs are shot for approximately the next 100 years. The TradElect system was launched back in June of 2007 and was designed for increased speed and system capacity."
...now if only my wife would do that! /rimshot!
most of the american stock exchanges have been going down all year.
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But Patch Tuesday is tomorrow?
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Looks like someone needs to brush up on their buzzwords, specifically "mission critical" and "services no longer required".
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Yeah, because they turn it on when trading starts and turn it off when trading ends.
Oh, she does... just not with you.
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"and was designed for increased speed and system capacity"
and see - it went down far faster and more completely than the previous system would have been able to. So that's progress. It's all in how you present it.
So their 9.9999% uptime is screwed?
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After the malfunction, TradElect was immediately bought by UK's government for $200 billion and all its debts waved. In an unrelated story, medicare tax was raised yet again because of an unexpected shortfall.
Does anyone else remember the "The london stock exchange chose windows 2003 for reliability, they didn't choose linux" ad banners that used to run all over the place, including slashdot if i remember?
Funny how it's all come crashing down...
"The london stock exchange chose windows, but after 7 hours of downtime wishes they had chosen linux".
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The same thing that happened this time?
He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
So what happens when this happens again?
Well, first "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Otherwise, "Are you sure it's plugged in?"
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Well, that gives a new meaning to opening Windows to Dungeon Dimensions.
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Nah.
They'll be back at "5 nines" by next week.
The trick is to either redefine what the term means (so they are actually referring to 9.9999% uptime), or the timeframe (we've been at "5 nines" for the whole year" - said Jan 1 2009), or both ("so, we use 1 day as a data point, then if we've been up for any part of that day, we're good... so we've always operated at '5 nines' reliability")
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