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When Dinosaurs Battled Crurotarsans

onehitwonder writes "Reuters reported yesterday on new scientific research that indicates how dinosaurs beat out another early reptilian species for domination of the earth. Roughly 200 million years ago, dinosaurs battled with another dinosaur-like animal, the crurotarsan, which is related to the crocodile. Some species grew to 39 feet long, according to the article, at an epoch when few dinosaurs exceeded 10 feet in length. Scientists used to believe that dinosaurs beat out the crurotarsans because the dinosaurs were physiologically superior. But new research indicates that dinosaurs might have won out due to a large stroke of cosmic luck, the nature of which is speculative."

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  1. Errata by Bemopolis · · Score: 4, Funny

    Roughly 6000 years ago, dinosaurs battled with another dinosaur-like animal,

    Fixed that for you, Kansas.

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    1. Re:Errata by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

      Roughly 6000 years ago, dinosaurs snuggled and played with another dinosaur-like animal,

      Fixed that for you, Kansas.

      Fixed your fix. This was the garden of Eden, remember? Everybody loved everybody in Eden.

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    2. Re:Errata by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but the Flood kicked all their asses!

    3. Re:Errata by Otter · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I realize that you morons know nothing about science, and therefore need to make the same stupid comment over and over again on every paleontology, geology and astronomy story. But surely news of dinosaurs battling giant crocodiles is exciting enough that even the most ignorant computer fixer could find something to say about it?

      Incidentally, I'd bet that the lengths referred to in the article (like 33 feet) are over-exact conversions of metric approximations, as I'd mentioned in the underground fossil forest story, where you idiots were also making the same "6000 years old" again and again.

    4. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      You know, that's totally ridiculous...

      I'm not from Kansas. I do believe in God, yet, I also believe that the bible and the timelines involved were adjusted to something meaningful to the people of the time.

      ie - they didn't understand millions/billions/trillions - they didn't understand genetics - they had no clue about space / cosmos.

      The dates / times / timelines in the bible and other religious books all have to be taken with a grain of salt (or was it a peck). Before people, who can say how long a *day* was? Is it an Earth day? or a galactic day?

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    5. Re:Errata by tprox · · Score: 1

      Someone should post an updated Bible, that makes it meaningful to people of our time. Any takers? I bet they would sell like hotcakes.

    6. Re:Errata by spun · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Jeez, Otter, what crawled up your butt and died? The fact that in the 21st century, some people still think the Earth is only 6,000 years old because they misinterpreted a stupid fable, is funny.

      You don't like us making fun of stupid religious people, but then you call us stupid. Are you a religious person? Do you think the world is only 6,000 years old? Why are you making such a big deal about this? I don't get it.

      If it is only because the joke is old, I got news for you. People like old familiar jokes. You may have noticed, people here still quote a comedian who hasn't played outside of Laughlin, Nevada for decades. Do you also bitch and whine about the 'Soviet Russia' jokes? Do you rail about the stupidity of people quoting the Simpsons, or making Natalie Portman/Hot Grits comments?

      Maybe this making fun of stupid religious beliefs hits a little close to home? What ARE your beliefs in that regard?

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    7. Re:Errata by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of the "funny" mod, is there a "sad but true" mod?

      Damn creatards.

    8. Re:Errata by Empiric · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And outside this particular garden was the rest of the Earth, surrounded by the people and animals who pre-existed the ones in said garden.

      If you were from Kansas, you'd have read what it says.

      Well, maybe not Kansas, but certainly Alexandria.

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    9. Re:Errata by Poltras · · Score: 1

      Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.

    10. Re:Errata by Empiric · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can tell by all the monkeys eating flying spaghetti.

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    11. Re:Errata by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      He wasn't referring to people like you. He was commenting on people who want to take it literally and get mad at anyone suggesting that anything happened more than approx 6000 ago.

      You are obviously not one of those people, so relax.

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    12. Re:Errata by spun · · Score: 1

      And outside this particular garden was the rest of the Earth, surrounded by the people and animals who pre-existed the ones in said garden.

      If you were from Kansas, you'd have read what it says.

      Well, maybe not Kansas, but certainly Alexandria.

      Huh? Read what WHAT says? If I was from Alexandria, would this post make more sense to me?

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    13. Re:Errata by RingDev · · Score: 2, Funny

      Speaking of which...

      What do you call a hockey Mom that preaches 'Abstinence only'? ...

      A grandma!

      -Rick

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    14. Re:Errata by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's someone translating the bible in LOLCAT you know: http://www.lolcatbible.com/

    15. Re:Errata by Empiric · · Score: 1

      If I was from Alexandria, would this post make more sense to me?

      Probably.

      But don't worry. Natural Deselection will sort it out for both of us.

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    16. Re:Errata by Spazztastic · · Score: 1

      To quote Doug Stanhope:

      "At least I'm not some middle aged moron living with a boogey man in my closet still!

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    17. Re:Errata by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Fixed your fix. This was the garden of Eden, remember? Everybody loved everybody in Eden.

      What, like hot dinosaur on crurotarsan action, or just a friendly cuddle? ;-)

      Cheers

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    18. Re:Errata by Scotland+Tom · · Score: 1

      "You don't like us making fun of stupid religious people, but then you call us stupid." Replace "religious" with "black" "asian" "jewish" "muslim" or any other name and you might actually realize how offensive your statements are.

    19. Re:Errata by Xtifr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Now there's a dumb comment. I don't like stupid black people or stupid Asian people or stupid Jewish people or stupid Muslims or stupid white people or stupid programmers or stupid...anything. Nothing to do with the race, skin color, religion, gender, sexual preference or whatever: I just don't like stupid people.

      I have absolutely nothing against religious people per se, but for some reason the ones in the US are letting the stupidest among them dominate the political debate, and that fills me with some contempt even for the smart ones. Speak out and make it clear that being religious doesn't automatically make you an idiot, or the idiots will be the only thing the rest of us see and associate with your religion!

      And by "speak out", I don't mean whine about how people are starting to assume that all US Xtians are idiots. Stand up and tell the idiots in your creed what idiots they're being. Publicly. Tell them that they're making a mockery of your religion. That'll earn you my respect.

    20. Re:Errata by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Replace "religious" with "black" "asian" "jewish" "muslim" or any other name and you might actually realize how offensive your statements are.

      A person is born "black", "asian", or "jewish". "religious" is a personal decision, which makes it fair game for ridicule. (same applies obviously for "muslim")

    21. Re:Errata by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      I do believe in God, yet, I also believe that the bible and the timelines involved were adjusted to something meaningful to the people of the time.

      So the ancient Israelites, God's "chosen people", were stupider about time than the people of India? Curious.

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    22. Re:Errata by spun · · Score: 1

      I don't think that in the fundies minds there was any sex at all going on in Eden. Sex is nasty and dirty and there wasn't any of that. But seeing as how nobody was mortal yet, and nobody ate anybody else, breeding probably wasn't necessary. And if it was, well, I think you had a friendly cuddle and maybe rubbed your barbie doll crotches together and then God flew down in the form of a stork and pulled a baby out of a cabbage patch for you. Or something.

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    23. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      Populations as a whole were not informed enough to understand these concepts. Since religion is supposed to be for everyone, they'd want concepts and numbers that were conceivable to the masses.

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    24. Re:Errata by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You might believe that way, but there's literally millions of Americans who do not. They believe the Earth really is 6500 years old. Most of them will probably be voting for McCain/Palin, since Palin also believes the same thing.

      It'd be really nice if all Christians believed the way you do; then we wouldn't have all these silly arguments about creationism, the age of the earth, etc. popping up here. Many people like me would have a much better opinion of Christians and Christianity in general too. Unfortunately, millions of Christians think the Bible is something that must be interpreted literally (in its King James English translation, no less), and that anything that contradicts that (like the entire field of geology) is false.

    25. Re:Errata by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IT's funny, until it's a person in congress making laws, or a teacher pushing non science as science or refusing to teach science.

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    26. Re:Errata by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      It's like putting lipstick on a pit-bull. You still end up with a poorly socialized, ignorant bitch

    27. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I love how you start out by calling creationist ideas totally ridiculous, and then you proceed to give your own theories which are in fact equally ridiculous.

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    28. Re:Errata by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Informative

      Lol.. Sex wasn't even a consideration until Eve ate the apple.

      But I don't know any fundies that think sex is nasty or dirty, they think it is private and talking about it or displaying it to others is nasty and dirty. A big difference there if you care to notice. I'm betting that to some degree, you will agree with that too. I mean do you want someone to watch your wife get undressed and masturbate herself because you don't finish the job? Or do you want someone watching you masturbate because she won't give you any or you don't have a job? And no, I don't know that your married or self serving, the tone is just to illustrate and not accuse so don't take it that way.

    29. Re:Errata by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Except Adam and Eve because they got no apples so they was all grumpy.

    30. Re:Errata by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Well, the problem is that the bible says nothing about 6000 years. That was just a supposed time line a church came up with based around the genealogy laid out in the bible. So both, saying it is true as well as saying that all religious people believe because it's in the bible is pretty much wrong/false.

    31. Re:Errata by spun · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Erm, the wife and I have an open marriage. We have three ways. We've been to orgies. We discuss sex in frank and matter of fact ways with our friends. We are not at all embarrassed by sex, and consider it private only in that we don't do it in public. Not that there's necessarily anything wrong with that, as long as there are no kids present. The only reason that people think it should be private is because they think it is dirty, like taking a dump.

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    32. Re:Errata by not-my-real-name · · Score: 1

      To quote Doug Stanhope:

        "At least I'm not some middle aged moron living with a boogey man in my closet still!

      I'm confused. Are you saying that the moron is distilling boogey men in his (or her) closet? Or is the boogey man in the still?

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    33. Re:Errata by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

      The fact that in the 21st century, some people still think the Earth is only 6,000 years old because they misinterpreted a stupid fable, is funny.

      Not when it's the first post on every paleontology story, worded in almost exactly the same way, it isn't. I laughed about it in 2003.

      Do you also bitch and whine about the 'Soviet Russia' jokes? Do you rail about the stupidity of people quoting the Simpsons, or making Natalie Portman/Hot Grits comments?

      Occasionally, I mod them redundant if they're nonsensical, irrelevant to the article, or lack any sort of originality (quite a few people still seem to find the "6000 years" jokes funny, so I just let them be). Every now and then someone will make a new one, or find a new way to apply one, that's actually amusing.

      In Soviet Russia, when you stare into the Abyss, what happens?

    34. Re:Errata by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It'd be really nice if all Christians believed the way you do; then we wouldn't have all these silly arguments about creationism, the age of the earth, etc. popping up here.

      I have yet to see a thread started where a christian injected that the earth is only 6000 or so years old. Every thread on every forum that I can remember in the 15+ years I have been on the internet, it is always someone making fun of the entire 6000 year thing that starts it. So maybe if people like you wouldn't go out of your way to bring it up, it just wouldn't pop up here. It's like the old She asked for it argument but you are actually asking for conversation on the topics when you bring the topics up and replying isn't criminal or immoral.

      Many people like me would have a much better opinion of Christians and Christianity in general too. Unfortunately, millions of Christians think the Bible is something that must be interpreted literally (in its King James English translation, no less), and that anything that contradicts that (like the entire field of geology) is false.

      This too is something I have never came across in real life. I'm starting to wonder if you aren't making connections in your head. I'm sure that there are some people who believe the bible is a literal word but I have never met one. Even the Seventh Day Adventist seem to think parts of it are representational. I'm not worried about anyone's opinion of Christians but I truly think your creating a controversy that isn't there and drawing your own strawmans to make it happen.

      BTW, the King James version of the bible is the preferred version because of works like Dr, Strong who created the Strong's exhausted concordance. There are concordances by others and ones intended to explain other versions of the bible. A concordance is a reference of every word crossed between chapters linked to the original words with definitions and so on so you can get the entire original intent. This is why churches have bible study and no bible reading classes. This is also the reasons why some denominations differ in readings then others.

      You might believe that way, but there's literally millions of Americans who do not. They believe the Earth really is 6500 years old. Most of them will probably be voting for McCain/Palin, since Palin also believes the same thing.

      That's nothing but a cop out. Palin seems to energize people without even mentioning the bible or any of her beliefs in association with them. This is something else that I only see others bringing it up. And even with them bringing it up, they can only find her personal life aspects of her religion. She has not put religion into politics at all except to say that evolution and creation should share a spot so they can be thoroughly discussed. Big deal, I don't know why Evolutionist are so afraid of discussion over creation and evolution. They don't even have to be in the same courses either.

      But here you are making an absurd claim that Palin believe the earth is 6000 or so years old and that everyone will be voting for he because of that claim. Total hogwash. With the war on terror, taxes, the economy, government waste, government intrusions, and all of the important issues at hand and you think people are more concerned with the earth being 6000 years old.

      Do yourself a favor and shut up before you look like a bigger idiot. Inventing a controversy just do you can rail on it doesn't mean it exists. and it doesn't mean your some super hero battling the forced of god either. It means your a joker making shit up then complaining that it was brought up because someone interested in the content decided to comment in a way you don't like. In the end, your attempting to pick a fight over the same stuff that science practices in this area. That large vast majority of pe

    35. Re:Errata by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      (quite a few people still seem to find the "6000 years" jokes funny, so I just let them be)

      I used to mod them informative, but I don't get mod points any more. Perhaps there's a connection.

    36. Re:Errata by tsalaroth · · Score: 1

      Indeed. This is 2008, not 1958.

      Funny, open marriages are "sinful", yet it's okay to sleep with other women and have kids with them in the Old Testament.

      Ugh. People should read what they're thumping.

      Disclaimer: I'm a Christian in an open marriage.

    37. Re:Errata by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      But surely news of dinosaurs battling giant crocodiles is exciting enough that even the most ignorant computer fixer could find something to say about it?

      It might have been, but the summary gave the ending away.

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    38. Re:Errata by spun · · Score: 2

      But if that pit bull grew up in Alaska, it will be an expert on international affairs and diplomacy, because Alaska is near Russia.

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    39. Re:Errata by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      What about ginger?

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    40. Re:Errata by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I have yet to see a thread started where a christian injected that the earth is only 6000 or so years old.

      There are two possible explanations for that.

      1) Such people don't exist.
      2) Such people don't know how to use a computer.

      I know where I'd put my money...

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    41. Re:Errata by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does every single mention of dinosaurs, carbon-dating, or anything like that have to instantly be turned into a discussion about creationism vs evolution with you people? Oh wait, did I say discussion? What I meant to say was "ambush against creationism." Just because you don't share someone else's beliefs doesn't mean you have to knock them every chance you get.

    42. Re:Errata by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We don't knock their beliefs because we disagree with them, we knock their beliefs because those beliefs are idiotic.

    43. Re:Errata by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a third theory: The guy who has never met such a person hasn't been to the Midwest United States.

    44. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      I only stated that the 6500 year was ridiculous.... Not the ideals behind it.

      Thankfully, your opinions don't count, so whether you consider my own theories ridiculous or not isn't relevant.

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    45. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      And now you defend the ridiculous with the ridiculous. That's cute.

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    46. Re:Errata by Ira+Sponsible · · Score: 1

      FSM? Get off my lawn. Damn internet youngsters. I'll stick with my IPU, thankyouverymuch.

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    47. Re:Errata by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      So you're saying that the only reason you don't ridicule Black, Asian or Jewish people is that they can't help being whatever it is you would otherwise find ridiculous. Thanks for spelling out clearly just how racist you are.

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    48. Re:Errata by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Erm, the wife and I have an open marriage

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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    49. Re:Errata by wylderide · · Score: 1

      ... but the loveliest of all were the Crurotarsans.

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    50. Re:Errata by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Here is a third explanation: people don't go into hostile environments and make claims that they know will cause an issue unless they are trolling. Not too many of the Holy Rollers will troll the internet. The ones who do probably stick with AOL.

      I think people are smart enough to know that even though they believe something else, Science uses X explanations and they have to use it when dealing with science. It typically, at least in my experience, doesn't bother someone who is committed to the bible to play by the other rules when dealing with the other subjects. It doesn't mean they aren't faithful to their beliefs, it means they are needing to exploit something and have to follow X to do it. By saying "for science, the world is billions of years old (even though it came out of the unknown too)", or "man came from monkeys (actually, we supposedly shared a common ancestor with an ape even though this missing link has never been found, we are more like cousins then a monkey's uncle)" and they wouldn't have to drop one but of faith at all.

      But, when absolutes are stated outside the realm of science, people sometimes do stray into theology for various reasons. When someone wants to make fun of something, prepare for the offended to fire back. This thread started because someone was mocking a traditional faith. Someone replied stating it isn't that way and it was ridiculous. Then SPUN replies and finally me because it was even more ridiculous. I'm not what you would call a really religious man, but I know quite a few of them across this world. I do like to play devils advocate but sometimes you runs across something that is plain wrong. I'm wondering if you were attempting to be wrong too.

    51. Re:Errata by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should read what your thumping.

      The bible tells stories of people. It also tells you things. Just because someone did something in the bible doesn't mean you are supposed to do it. And it makes it clear when it tells you that you should be doing something.

        I'm going to leave it at that.

    52. Re:Errata by anomaly256 · · Score: 1

      Creationists have every right to be ignorant. And we have every right to laugh at them for it.

    53. Re:Errata by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Lol.. No, they think it should be private because it is intimate as in their intimate relationship.

      It isn't like taking a dump and from your post, I'm going to suggest that you have never experienced that type of love or meaningful relationship which is why you equate if with defecation.

      I'm sure your having fun in your open marriage. But your missing out on a few of the better things in life. It doesn't matter to me, you can chase the golden goose all you want. But I think you have a lot to learn about relationships or how pleasing they really can be.

    54. Re:Errata by reddburn · · Score: 1

      they think it is dirty, like taking a dump.

      I thought Germans were supposed to be into that sort of thing.

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    55. Re:Errata by jamesh · · Score: 1

      But don't worry. Natural Deselection will sort it out for both of us.

      Or possibly, Intelligent Redesign.

    56. Re:Errata by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 1

      Implying that you should only ridicule aspects of a person under that person's direct control means I'm a racist? Do you think that you might be reading a little too much into the post?

    57. Re:Errata by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

      Why?

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    58. Re:Errata by mikkelm · · Score: 1

      If anything, it looks like you have a lot to learn about people, and how different they really can be.

    59. Re:Errata by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Different doesn't mean more fulfilled. I Understand how people are different and all, I even understand how people want to be different. I even know people that are different.

      When the intimacy in a relationship breaks down, that is when people go looking for other relationships to supplement what they are lacking in their own. It is often the cause of infidelity and often divorce even though money issues and stress is are cited the most. It may be that people have never experienced a real intimate relationship and believe what they have is the way it is. But have you ever met a man or a women who has a mate/wife/significant other who despite all their shortcomings, all their failures, all the BS in life that normal people would walk away from, they have some strange attraction to each other and a refusal to rid themselves of the other person even though you know for a fact they could do better? That is the effects of two people in a intimate relationship and when you reach that point, you don't need or want to go outside that relationship.

      Now, don't get me wrong. It can and does break down and people lose that connection that wraps themselves so tightly around each other. But if you have never experienced it, I can see why your not acknowledging it or think that an open relationship might rule. Different doesn't mean better and it isn't really a choice, it is a process, that once reached, the only openness you will need or want is between you and your other (wife, girlfriend, whatever). If you aren't able to reach that, then that is a state you will never know about and one of the great pleasures in life that you won't experiece. But because other find it, experience it, or even just think they do, doesn't mean that sex is dirty in their minds, or is like taking a crap, it means it is simply private and they think it should remain that way.

    60. Re:Errata by mikkelm · · Score: 1

      I could list every single one of the claims you make and tell you why they aren't close to being universally true, but it really all ends up in that all of your assumptions about what people want, think and feel in certain situations represent a failure to understand that all people are different, and want, think and feel in their own ways - ways that aren't always the ways that you describe.

    61. Re:Errata by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Lol.. No. The point isn't that all people want that. It isn't that all people enjoy that. It is that people have that and the Parents lack of ability to understand it means he doesn't know what he is missing.

      You can want to call a women that has had more strange dick them most porn stars a wife. That's your prerogative. You could be perfectly fine with your wife/girlfriend having to find sexual satisfaction outside her relationship with you, that's your choice. But because you can't understand the intimacy of a relationship and claim that they think sex is dirty means they are the ones missing out and they are the ones who are wrong not me.

      Now, you could sit there and say anything you want to justify your relationship and why you as well as your other need to bring others into it. It doesn't matter to me. You might even have some good points, I don't care. But if you are unable to understand someone eleses relationship or have to impose your own assumptions because you can't grasp the side they are coming from, you are missing out of one of the great things in life.

      Again, just because people think sex is private doesn't mean they think it is dirty. Just like all people who have open relationships are people who have problems sexually satisfying their significant others.

    62. Re:Errata by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      The word for religious people isn't really "stupid," although that's a good shorthand. The word is "incurious." As in, someone who cups their hands over their ears and shouts, "LALALALALA!" whenever presented with anything resembling "evidence," because they already have all the answers and don't want to fuck up their perfect vision of the universe.

      Race and ethnicity really have nothing to do with it, since this is an attitude, not something you're born with. So that's a pretty misdirected statement. Besides which, we all know that Asians are the smartest. ;-)

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    63. Re:Errata by mikkelm · · Score: 1

      It seems that everything you're arguing could be applied in reverse.

      You say that "different doesn't mean more fulfilled" in a post where you more or less provide nothing but your take on why the parent is wrong. If different doesn't mean more fulfilled, then who are you to say that your difference to him is more fulfilling than his difference to you?

      You repeatedly say that the parent to your post is missing out on things, and you claim that his views on intimacy are wrong, and that yours are right. You claim to understand that people are different, while over and over again bringing up your subjectively percieved advantages of sexual monogamy as some sort of universal truth, saying that people don't know what they're missing out on because their relationships aren't like yours. People are different, and so are their tastes.

      Who are you to say that they would have a profound enlightening experience by adopting sexual and intimate mongamy? They could be as indifferent about sexual monogamy as you are about sexual polygamy.

      I have nothing against either choice, I just think you're being hypocritical and arguing for both sides while trying to push one desire as being common to all, when it very obviously is not.

    64. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      hmmm - is there something trying to communicate? mebbeh in a few million years, you'll evolve a brain.. =)

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    65. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I'm not trying to communicate anything. My comments are not meant for you, they are meant for the rest of us who are laughing at you. It's fine if you don't understand, we're still having our fun.

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    66. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      You got an amoeba in your pocket there monkey boy? Cause you're the only one attempting to stutter something out...

      Go back to the gene pool, swim around for a while, and if you happen to evolve, come on back...

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    67. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I'm unzipping my pants and pulling my cock out...

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    68. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      Why do you carry a rooster in you..... uhrm - never mind - whatever floats your boat - dickhead.

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    69. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      And I slowly start to stroke it. It's limp, but quickly becoming harder, helped by thoughts of GuyverDH in his favorite Speedo. He's a chubby man, but he knows his way around a hot tub. It doesn't take long and there's a slick fluid starting to flow from my meatus. Not much drives a GuyverDH wild more than a salty flow of pre-cum. I move my cock towards his mouth...

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    70. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      I wonder what Freud would make of you? I'm thinking at least electro-shock therapy, if not total brain transplant - I'll even be a donor - here - I sneezed into a hanky, that's worth at least a 100 fold increase in mental capacity over what you currently seem to be using...

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    71. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      And I shoved my cock into GuyverDH's hungry mouth. The speed of the thrust surprised him, as he gagged a little and his eyes bugged out as he struggled to hold all 3 inches of erect manhood in his mouth at once. His mouth felt so good on my cock, and I quickly started spurting cum all over his tongue and teeth. That wasn't nearly enough for GuyverDH though, his appetite would take much more to be sated...

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    72. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      Until Profane stupid muthafucka realized that it'd fallen into my trap, for it wasn't I standing there, but it's own ass that had been detached and put into place with a meat grinder shoved up it. So, not only did it fuck it's own ass, it ground it's own meat into hamburger which it quickly devoured with it's own shit as it slowly ate itself into oblivion.

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    73. Re:Errata by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      It seems that everything you're arguing could be applied in reverse.

      You say that "different doesn't mean more fulfilled" in a post where you more or less provide nothing but your take on why the parent is wrong. If different doesn't mean more fulfilled, then who are you to say that your difference to him is more fulfilling than his difference to you?

      No, it couldn't be applies in reverse. And no, it isn't more fulfilling. He/she is looking for many mates to make up for the inefficiencies and abilities of one mate. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but sharing the bond and finding everything you need in one person is more fulfilling then having to find it in ten or more. And yes, in this day and age, it is pretty much a given that everyone who is getting married has had multiply sexual encounters as well as emotional relationships. If you can't find one person in which you have everything you need or want, they you just haven't got it. I mean I can't really put it any different.

      You repeatedly say that the parent to your post is missing out on things, and you claim that his views on intimacy are wrong, and that yours are right. You claim to understand that people are different, while over and over again bringing up your subjectively percieved advantages of sexual monogamy as some sort of universal truth, saying that people don't know what they're missing out on because their relationships aren't like yours. People are different, and so are their tastes.

      Dude, I'm making those claims not because he does something different, it is because the GP was so self absorbed in it and lacking in any real meaningful relationship that he refused to understand the private nature of sex when in a monogamous and intimate relationship.

      I'm not making scathing generalizations here. I'm talking about one guy who through his lack of information, knowledge, experience, or whatever you want to call it, insists that people with a different type of relationship mindset somehow auto-magically think sex is dirty like taking a shit because he just doesn't get it. He is the one missing out. Now don't take my words to mean that if someone knows about that, settles for an inferior mate or accepts that you mate settled for an inadequate proposition and does have to seek satisfaction elsewhere, that they can't make up for it. I'm sure it is entirely possible. But what isn't possible is to make an informed decision over it when you can't possible understand the other relationship models and insist that someone thinks something because of nothing but what has been developed in their minds.

      I mean seriously, You can't say all red food tastes like crap when all you have tasted was red licorice.And because of that, you can't say that all people who eat red food like the taste of crap which is what the GP did.

      Who are you to say that they would have a profound enlightening experience by adopting sexual and intimate mongamy? They could be as indifferent about sexual monogamy as you are about sexual polygamy.

      It would be nice if you weren't so protective of your lifestyle that you entirely missed the point. I didn't say that monogamy was better or worse. It is more intense when everything is bottled up in one person but that besides the point. I said that the GP couldn't make an informed comment he lacked the experience in that area. Keep in mind, I'm not saying X is good or bad, I'm saying that if you have to add A+B+C in order to get to X without any intimate knowledge of X or that X=Y and Y=X then the idiotic comments you make about X alone are uninformed which is likely why they are inaccurate and inflammatory.

      I have nothing against either choice, I just think you're being hypocritical and arguing for both sides while trying to push one desire as being common to all, when it very obviously is not.

      I have nothing

    74. Re:Errata by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      People are often indoctrinated into religions way before they ever have a choice in the matter. To say that someone isn't born that way is only accurate to the extent of biological function. But it is incorect to say they had or have a choice for the most part.

      Sure, someone could make the choice when they are 20 or so and the part of the brain that processes rational though it already developed. But the true reality of it is that a lot of these people are instilled with their beliefs well before this happens. They might not be born that way, but the vast majority of them are born into that way and they have about as much choice in the matter as anyone wanting to change their race.

    75. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I thought this was going to be a pretty typical evening for us. Usually when GuyverDH and I fuck, it's pretty ordinary. Some oral. Some anal. He likes me to ejaculate on his face once in a while, but that's about as wild as it usually got. This time was different. As soon as I finished skeeting in his mouth, GuyverDH surprised me. He showed me a fake plastic ass that he made in his art class, and he showed me a special modification that he made just for me. He had rigged three dremel tools up with the grinding burrs, arranged around the "colon" of this plastic ass. I thought to myself "this is unusually kinky for GuyverDH, the most he's ever done before is shock his own balls with a 9 volt." But, I'm game for anything, and my 3 inch cock wasn't getting much use lately anyway. So what the hell. I started to shove my cock into the plastic ass grinder trap that my lover so thoughtfully provided. It hurt, but not that much actually. There wasn't much blood since the grinders were generating so much friction heat that the wounds on my cock were cauterized immediately. I thought this was going to be just a mildly painful letdown. I pulled out to examine the damage, and that's when GuyverDH started to get even wilder than he'd ever been in the past. Who knew hat GuyverDH was a total freak for a cock with burn marks up and down the shaft? His eyes grew wider, and he started to shove a dildo into his asshole...

      I knew right then that the story of homosexual sex had been imagined, but never described completely. Until now. And GuyverDH was going to help me write this epic for all time.

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    76. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      Interesting dream - for something that's dead and gone. Have a restful eternity in non-existance pmf. You no longer exist, and you never mattered.

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    77. Re:Errata by spun · · Score: 1

      I've been with my wife for eight years, and married for five. We were monogamous for the first five years. I have also had a five year and three year monogamous relationship (living together but not married). I have had as much love and meaning in my relationships as an human being on the planet.

      I wasn't equating relationships with taking a dump, once again you fail basic reading comprehension. I said 'people,' as in other people, think sex is dirty, like taking a dump. Sex, not relationships. Other people, not me. Damn, a double fail on the comprehension there. I'd say on the face of it that you are flat out jealous.

      Guess what? I have an open relationship with a real connection, love, trust, openness and honesty AND I get to have loving, sexual relationships with other women, as well. You see, we aren't swingers, we're polyamorous, which means the focus is on love, not sex.

      I feel sad for you, I can tell you have a bleak and closed minded view of love as being in limited quantities, a scarce resource to fight over. Too bad, you'll probably never understand how good and plentiful it can be.

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    78. Re:Errata by spun · · Score: 1

      "Mom, if you were ever in a German Schiesse video, you'd tell me, right?"

      "Of course, sweetykins!"

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    79. Re:Errata by spun · · Score: 1

      We're married under the law, as witnessed by our friends and family and certified by the State of California. We aren't religious, so we never sought the blessings of such. We've been together eight years, and married for five. We're not only married, we're doing a better job of it than many people.

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    80. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, GuyverDH was a complete cock-mutilation freak. The dildo he was cramming into his asshole was moving back and forth furiously, harder and harder, faster and faster. A large mixture of santorum was accumulating all around the dildo and his asshole, caught in the long black curly hairs that grew out of his starfish in a nice neat ring. With his other hand he was stroking his cock, working up to a big explosion, while he started to call me names and pile abuse on me. I love that almost more than anything.

      GuyverDH started to shake uncontrollably, and he got onto his feet, still plunging the dildo in and out of his asshole. "I'm going to cum, Profane Muthafucka! I'm going to cum HARD. PUNCH ME PUNCH ME NOW" he yelled out in pleasure. I cocked my arm back and popped him in the ear. "No, you stupid Profane Muthafucka, PUNCH ME HARDER!" My second shot was much harder. I landed it right in his gut, and exactly as my fist connected the sperm started shooting out of GuyverDH's cock. It was almost like I popped a big sperm balloon inside with my punch. GuyverDH doubled over in pleasure and pain as his orgasm lasted forever it seemed. He was writhing around for maybe two minutes, I thought I might have really hurt him.

      GuyverDH eventually looked up at me with those beautiful eyes, hands still clenched on his cock, and gave me a look which meant that the night was still far from over...

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    81. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      Last Word.

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    82. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I smiled down at my sexy man lying on the floor, in the last bit of his orgasm. I grinned, actually. He'd surprised me today, but I don't think he really knew what he awakened in me. "That was the LAST WORD in man fucking," GuyverDH managed to say between breaths. "Oh no it fucking wasn't," I replied. Then I aimed to show him what I meant by that.

      I reached over to the table and picked up the 3 pound sledge and one of those giant nails they sell at Home Depot. In one smooth motion I placed the nail and drove it with the sledge, right through GuyverDH's forearm. He yelled in pain, and his cock started to become erect again. The dildo, which he had shoved into his ass, shot out across the room as his anus muscles suddenly tensed up. A little puddle of shit fell out onto the floor too, and now was being smeared around by his flailing legs. How to fix that? BANG BANG I drove two more giant nails through his legs. GuyverDH's one remaining hand clutched at the floor, as he realized that his erection was completely justified. This was going to be more fun than anything he could have imagined...

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    83. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      Last word.

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    84. Re:Errata by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I've been with my wife for eight years, and married for five. We were monogamous for the first five years. I have also had a five year and three year monogamous relationship (living together but not married). I have had as much love and meaning in my relationships as an human being on the planet.

      That's fine and all but it is sort of pointless because ultimately, you failed to find everything you needed in your wife or she found you lacking. This means that either A: she wasn't enough or B: you weren't enough. or C: a combination of both without the will or desire to find that level of relationship. That is fine and happens to a lot of people. What you say next is where I take Issue, not with your search for what your missing.

      I wasn't equating relationships with taking a dump, once again you fail basic reading comprehension. I said 'people,' as in other people, think sex is dirty, like taking a dump. Sex, not relationships. Other people, not me. Damn, a double fail on the comprehension there. I'd say on the face of it that you are flat out jealous.

      And If you read what I said, you should have understood that I wasn't claiming that you are saying the relationship is dirty. I am saying that most fundies think sex is private as part of an intimate relationship. They don't think it is dirty but it is private and something held deeply within their relationship. Because you and your wide have either failed in reaching that type of relationship or just didn't seek it out is why you simply don't understand it and why you probably can't understand it. It's like tantric sex within your personal needs and fulfillment but on a monogamous level. They don't think it is dirty, you just can't understand because you never reached it.

      Trust me, this is a failure on your part, not mine. Your walking around convinced of a falsehood because you can't conceive of a relationship in which sex is private and that is your shortcoming not mine. This has nothing to do with my reading comprehension skills, it has everything to do with your personal experience. You are actually missing out on some truly wonderful stuff which seems to be your choice. This is fine and all until you use your lack of experience or understanding to infer generalities that simple aren't true. It is really no different then saying all blacks are thieves when the only encounter with a black man that you have has was through a damn movie about criminal gangs in impoverished neighborhoods. Now, before that statement warps your little mind and you think I'm now accusing you of bigotry or something, it was an illustrations of your actions and I'm not implying that you have never met a black man nor do you think a certain way about them. But for all intended purposed, you are making the same mistakes. Just because you have seen no black sheep, it doesn't mean that there are no black sheep.

      Guess what? I have an open relationship with a real connection, love, trust, openness and honesty AND I get to have loving, sexual relationships with other women, as well. You see, we aren't swingers, we're polyamorous, which means the focus is on love, not sex.

      Yes, that fine and all but it has lead you to fail in understanding a simple concept that you are completely mistranslating. I'm not sure why that concept is so difficult for you to understand and frankly I don't care, but it has caused a disconnect and you simply don't understand the complexities behind certain relationship that leads you to moronic statements like certain people must think sex is dirty like taking a dump and nothing but what you think can be true.

      I feel sad for you, I can tell you have a bleak and closed minded view of love as being in limited quantities, a scarce resource to fight over. Too bad, you'll probably never understand how good and plentiful it can be.

      I know something so com

    85. Re:Errata by spun · · Score: 1

      Stop being a condescending twit with a fixed, immutable worldview and try to open your mind to the possibility that other people are different from you. Even the best chefs in the world like to eat at other people's restaurants. Do you and your partner spend every waking minute together? If not, what's lacking? Does having a hobby that your partner doesn't share mean that your relationship is lacking?

      Our other partners are something we share with each other. We are all friends, we aren't lacking anything, we have more than other people. Do you even know the difference between polyamory and swinging?

      You aren't trying to understand me at all, you are making huge assumptions based on your own views. I'm not lacking anything, I'm not missing out. I have the closeness that you seem to think I don't. Intense emotional sex, not just fucking. We have a complete and total sharing and openness. We have incredible emotional intimacy.

      You aren't trying to understand me at all, you are trying to pigeonhole me into your personal view of the world, which is obviously warped. You assume too much, and I am done trying to educate you, because I find you insulting and condescending, and I see no hope of you ever opening your mind. Typical conservative.

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    86. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      That flailing arm would be a problem, but I was out of nails. I had an axe though, so I took careful aim and swung. I've never cut off a man's arm before, and it was a little tougher than I thought it would be. It took two swings before it finally severed. I watched it for a second; I've seen the Evil Dead movies and I'm no fool. Satisfied with the deed, I kicked the arm aside. I might need that later. My pretty little man was now immobilized on the floor.

      I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of barbecue sauce...

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    87. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      Last Word...

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    88. Re:Errata by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Stop being a condescending twit with a fixed, immutable worldview and try to open your mind to the possibility that other people are different from you. Even the best chefs in the world like to eat at other people's restaurants. Do you and your partner spend every waking minute together? If not, what's lacking? Does having a hobby that your partner doesn't share mean that your relationship is lacking?

      Lol.. Everything is self serving with you isn't it? My world view doesn't have a problem and my mind is open. In fact, it is so much more open and advanced then yours that when you show your limits with this simple comment it is obvious that you posses the lack of even the most remote concept behind an intimate relationship or how people keep those experiences private.

      Intimacy is a state of mind often in a vulnerable connection to where two people indulge themselves on a level of consciousness not shared by others. It is such a deep level that it actually amplifies feelings and intensifies experiences between the people. It isn't spending every waking moment together, it isn't only having the same hobbies. People with intimate relationship could display those behaviors but it isn't necessary.

      Our other partners are something we share with each other. We are all friends, we aren't lacking anything, we have more than other people. Do you even know the difference between polyamory and swinging?

      I don't know why you can't accept that I am fine with this. And yes, I know the differences. My only comments on the situation is getting everything you need from one source is more intense then having to find it from other sources. I mean imagine you liked cherries and you needed to buy 10 bottles of cherry soda to quench your craving for cherries and compare that yo only needing one bottle of one slice of cherry pie. It is obvious that your lacking the concept of an intimate relationship and you simply can't comment on it which is also why you can't make an accurate statement about what others think about sex.

      You aren't trying to understand me at all, you are making huge assumptions based on your own views. I'm not lacking anything, I'm not missing out. I have the closeness that you seem to think I don't. Intense emotional sex, not just fucking. We have a complete and total sharing and openness. We have incredible emotional intimacy.

      I understand you perfectly well. And I understand that you truely believe that you have a comparable relationship. I mean if you have never had chocolate or ice cream, you would never be missing it. But that doesn't escape the fact that people can and do develop a relationship on a point that they could know of Ice Cream and Chocolate and never have a desire for more then what is in front of them. In your opening comment you already show that your uninformed about the concept in which I speak. This is why I said you are missing out on one of the truely wonderful things in life.

      You aren't trying to understand me at all, you are trying to pigeonhole me into your personal view of the world, which is obviously warped. You assume too much, and I am done trying to educate you, because I find you insulting and condescending, and I see no hope of you ever opening your mind. Typical conservative.

      I didn't asume that you were insisting that certain people who I know think sex is private because of their intimacy and relationships with their spouse. I didn't assume you claiming they thought that sex was dirty like taking a crap and insisting that there can be no other view. I didn't assume that that you claimed to have sex with many other people then your spouse, I didn't assume you claiming the your spouse was doing the same things. In fact, the only thing I assumed is that if you knew what it was like to get everything you needed from one mate, you wouldn't be wanting others. I can

    89. Re:Errata by spun · · Score: 1

      Okay, how do you know I am missing anything? You are making assumptions, guesses really, based on your worldview, not on anything you really know about me, because you don't know me. I think you are deliberately trying to be insulting, to belittle me, and I can't help but wonder why?

      I just have to point out that your logic is completely flawed. If you get everything you need from your mate, why are you having a conversation with me on Slashdot? If you and your spouse were capable of fulfilling each other's needs, you wouldn't be seeking conversations with strangers on some web site. And if you aren't married, well, you don't really know what you are talking about.

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    90. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      And I went to the garage and got a drill and a hole saw...

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    91. Re:Errata by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Okay, how do you know I am missing anything? You are making assumptions, guesses really, based on your worldview, not on anything you really know about me, because you don't know me. I think you are deliberately trying to be insulting, to belittle me, and I can't help but wonder why?

      It's simple math. If you can get everything from one source, you don't need to get it from another source. I know that everyone is capable of having a relationship in which they can get everything they need emotionally and sexually from one partner and they can do this with just about anyone. Now the draw back is when they don't connect emotionally or one person isn't into it in the same ways. Someone might even need to learn how to be intimate but it can be done. Now, I only say you are missing out in it because you fail to understand how others can commit to to.

      In other words, you having an open marriage is ancillary to the discussion. Not being able to understand how someone could have an intimate relationship in which they view sex as private and not dirty means that you are missing out on the entire concept that most fundies hold. It is effect, your own words that make this true.

      I just have to point out that your logic is completely flawed. If you get everything you need from your mate, why are you having a conversation with me on Slashdot? If you and your spouse were capable of fulfilling each other's needs, you wouldn't be seeking conversations with strangers on some web site. And if you aren't married, well, you don't really know what you are talking about.

      Lol.. Everything you need sexually and emotionally- not everything in the world. I'm actually just killing time on slashdot waiting for her to get home from work and for me to find another assignment. But no, I didn't say I was in a relationship like that right now, In fact, I specifically said that people fail in achieving those types of relationships and they fail in keeping them. In other words, I'm not perfect either. But I don't fault someone for attempting to be perfect and I don't fault someone for thinking sex is private which is completely different then thinking sex is dirty like taking a dump. And yes, it is your refusal to understand the private nature of an intimate relationship and insistence on claiming someone in one of those or seeking one thinks "sex is dirty like taking a dump" is the sole reason I think you are missing out.

    92. Re:Errata by spun · · Score: 1

      Okay. I get it now. I WAS being a jerk, and making assumptions when I made that 'you all think sex is dirty' statement and I apologize.

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    93. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      Don't look now, the cops are at PSMF's front door. Apparently what it's been doing to itself (think fight club), is illegal where it lives. Soon it will be all scooped up and placed into a mason jar for storage in a toxic waste dump.

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    94. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      As I walked in the house with the hole saw, someone knocked at the door. I peeked out the window and saw it was the cops. I keep a rifle by the door, and it was an easy thing to fire a shot through the door at the two cops who were conveniently standing one in front of the other. It saves ammunition if someone can catch a shot that goes all the way through the first one. Nobody would find the bodies for days, because my good friend GuyverDH lived over 16,000 miles from the nearest neighbor. Such was the state of affairs on the more remote planets of the galaxy. Only 5 people lived on this planet. I had one nailed to the floor, two were on the doorstep, and that left just me and the neighbor on the other side of the planet.

      Nobody was going to interrupt my barbecue for a while. This was definitely going to be better than watching that gay movie "Fight Club" again. What kind of homo watches that kind of crap anyway.

      "GuyveryDH, looky what I have here!" I held up the bottle of barbecue sauce so he could see it. I went to fetch his arm, and a cookie sheet. Using the drill and hole saw, I put a few nice long tunnels under the skin. Tipping the barbecue sauce into it, I made sure that there was plenty of sauce on that arm, inside and out. I popped it into the oven at 375 degrees F for an hour and a half and sat down near GuyverDH.

      "Seems like we've got some time to kill," I said as I tickled his cock...

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    95. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      Apparently the cops interrupted it's version of fight club, in this case, it would be more like self mutilation club, as PSMF continued to nail itself to everything in sight. First the floor, then the door, then by it's own ideas, to a passing amoeba. The amoeba pulled with such force that PSMF was pulled apart, into 3 or 4 sections, oozing what little puss it had left inside it's hideously deformed outer shell. It giggled and laughed as it watched it's life's blood spill out over the floor of lichen covered cave that it lived in. The lichen started to die off, the mutagenic properties of PSMF's puss seemed to be causing everything around it to wither and fall to ashes. It turns out that the knock at the door wasn't police, but PSMF's detached ass which had split into two pieces and were coming back to eat the rest of itself. The bullets of the gun had no effect, and they wandered into it's cave, finding the pieces of itself scattered all over. They weren't paying attention and stepped into the puddle of puss still dripping from the self-mutilated remains of PSMF's body, and slowly started to melt into a congealed mess with the remainder of itself. After minutes (of what seemed like hours) bleeding out, whatever life there was inside of it's body left it, and started on it's journey straight to hell. The remains drying up, yet never completely dried due to the damp surroundings.... Alas, another poor soul awaiting it's next turn on the wheel of life. Hopefully PSMF might actually take a step up on it's next life, and make it to the form of a bacteria. Let's certainly hope so... This was PSMF's 5000th attempt at life as a virus, and so far, it hadn't learned it's lessons yet, so chances are, it will be turn 5001 as a virus, or possibly, it will not come back...

      Either case, this is the sad ending of the story as there's nothing left of PSMF, unless you count the screams from hell that echo throughout the cave.

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    96. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      A familiar pressure filled my colon, so I reflexively pulled down my pants and squatted over GuyverDH's face. I laid a steamer right across both eyes. He was muttering something incoherent, which wasn't surprising. He never was that intelligent and mumbled all the time. My bowels relieved, I contemplated how to fill the 1:29 until GuyverDH's arm was ready. I tore a few pages out of my bible and wiped my dirty asshole with them...

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    97. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      PSMF floated in non-existent state through hell, tortured every moment of time for it's vile deeds and thoughts. Every component of it's non-corporeal body in a flux of pain and suffering, knowing in it's own thoughts (whatever they may be) that it will forever be alone, in pain, and never to be re-born. It wasted it's existence on trivial pleasures and torture, now it receives that back a thousand fold.

      I'd almost feel sorry for PSMF, but it brought it upon itself. It will be ignored, reviled and alone for eternity.

      end of discourse.

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    98. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      My stomach was really growling now, preparing the arm, which was now cooking in the oven, was a lot of work. It was starting to smell good now too. Like chicken. I noticed that there were bits of corn in the turd which lay over GuyverDH's eyes. That'll do for now. So I go to the kitchen to get a fork...

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    99. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      ...last word...

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    100. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I came back with the fork in my hand. GuyverDH was laying there naked on the floor, his three limbs pinned down. His eyes were closed, and he looked really peaceful. I stood watching for a long long time. Finally, one eye opened and looked right at me. I drove the fork down right into it, extracted it, and rubbed the juice all over my cock and balls.

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    101. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      As PSMF continues to think that it is eating itself (since there is no one around it - never was, never will be), it doesn't even realize that it's already dead, been dead for eons, existing within the bounds of hell, to repeat it's own self evisceration, and engorgement - literally eating itself until it no longer has any mass, only to suddenly reappear in hell and resume eating itself, in a never ending punishment for making baby stew while it lived.

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    102. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      GuyverDH looked at me with his remaining eye, then the fork, then me, then the fork, back and forth. He said "that was pretty clever, smearing my eye juice on your cock." Just don't waste it. That was good advice, as I'd never jacked off with aqueous and vitreous humour before. It was slick and felt great as I moved my fist up and down my cock, just above GuyverDH's face...

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    103. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      PSMF continued to float around in it's non-corporeal existence in hell. Being spoon fed baby kitten soup, by one hand and eating the other hand for between bite snacks. Once it's vaporous hellform was eaten, it reformed, only to continute repeating it's punishment for all eternity, forever alone and in pain, constant, unbearably intense pain, just as it deserved. It's delusional mind developing crude and ficticious worlds to pretend it was alive and not alone. Almost sad in a way, but nothing more than it deserved. Too bad it will never again have a chance at a real life....

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    104. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I continued to masturbate just above GuyverDH's chin. He was vainly sticking his tongue out, trying to lick the mixture of eye juice/precum that was dripping off my hand. I was keeping it just out of reach, but close enough for him to smell the sweat from my balls. As I continued to furiously stroke, I started to feel that familiar tingling in my prostate as the muscles began to tense...

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    105. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      Uncertain as to why PFMS continues to delude itself into thinking that it's alive and worth being around, Satan grabs PFMS and pushes it into an even lower, higher pain inducing level of hell to begin it's tortures all over again...

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    106. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      I continued stroking as the pressure of the spunk began to swell. As I began to shoot I aimed my pecker right down into GuyverDH's empty eye socket and inserted the fat head of my penis right past his eyelids. I pumped back and forth a couple more times, but couldn't hold it any more. The release of semen was tremendous, and as I pulled my cock back out of his eye socket it emitted an audible *pop* and the skeet began to leak out of the corner of GuyverDH's eye.

      Sensing an opportunity, GuyverDH quickly turned his head a little bit, to keep the spunk in there. The effect was remarkable, really, with one good eye and one spunk eye looking right at me. Then, just as quickly, GuyverDH stuck his toungue out and flipped his head forward. The semen drained out of the socket, channeled by his enormous nose, running right onto his tongue and into his mouth. He flipped the goo around a few times with his tongue and then swallowed the whole white ball in one big gulp. "TADA!" he said, adding just as quickly, "What are we going to do next?"

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    107. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      PFMS continued it's delusional non-existence in the lower bowels of hell, only to be picked up once again by Satan's hand itself, and placed into the next lower level, this time to be pulled apart atom by atom, without ever severing the nerve clusters - essentially making the ethereal body feel as though it was being burned, frozen, severed, acid poured over as well as stuck in a meat grinder all at once for eternity.. Every ephemeral nerve cluster afire with pain so intense that a zen master would weep and beg to be put to death. Nothing more that PFMS deserves really, it's unfortunate that eternity is such a short time.

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    108. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      So I said "I don't know what we do next, GuyverDH." Let's see what Google has to say about this.

      "Why must we look at Google?" asked GuyverDH.

      "Because man-love must be proclaimed to the world," I replied. "And this is 2008. Nothing is more important that Google. When your friends do a search on GuyverDH, what do they see? They see you. They see the life you hide from them. Your wife is also searching. Maybe the people at your church are searching. Your boss certainly is searching. Sure, you eat my jizz, but would you eat my jizz in the middle of the street at noon on a sunny day? That would be love, and that's why I must search for your love in the middle of the street."

      GuyverDH looked at me with knowing eyes. He understood that losing an arm and an eye, eating my skeet, and getting nailed to the floor was not enough. He understood what was important to me. He understand that I wanted him to proclaim his man-love to the world.

      I typed my search. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=guyverdh+larry+becke&btnG=Search

      "This is not good enough, Larry." It was sure as shit not good enough. There were still far too many hits there concerning such boring shit as UNIX administration and ZFS cocksuckery. I had to come up with more shit to do this afternoon. I sat on a stool and looked down at GuyverDH and stroked my cock as I thought about it...

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    109. Re:Errata by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      Interesting... I wonder what they'll think about the next time they google their name and come up with this thread - poor Mr. Becke - doesn't know what he's in for.

      It's unfortunate that your mother/sister chose to fornicate with your cousin/uncle/father, as it seems to have had a very bad effect on your mind and soul. this is why first cousins shouldn't shouldn't marry each other, and there are laws against what your father did to your sister.
       

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    110. Re:Errata by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      DING! The timer on the oven went off. I pulled out the arm of GuyverDH and began to eat.

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  2. Crurotarsans are... by metamechanical · · Score: 4, Insightful

    some kinda crocodile? Aw, here and I had this pegged for them to be the monster of the week on the SciFi late night "movie" "specials".

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    1. Re:Crurotarsans are... by Lostlander · · Score: 1

      See Primeval, Crocodile etc etc and I'm sure this one gets to be the same.

    2. Re:Crurotarsans are... by kdcttg · · Score: 1

      Some kind of alien would have been more interesting... or super brainy lizard people!

    3. Re:Crurotarsans are... by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      It does sound like a great idea for a made-for-scifi movie.

      note that the made-for-scifi is a qualifier to movie. It would be horrible idea for a movie, which means it's very appropriate for a made-for-scifi. Watching a made-for-scifi movie is like drinking a bottle of vodka without any of the good side effects.

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    4. Re:Crurotarsans are... by hey! · · Score: 1

      You mean "crurotarsan" might be derived from a Japanese proper name like "Krurota-san"?

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    5. Re:Crurotarsans are... by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're disappointed by 39-foot-long crocodiles? I guess I have to raise my standards somehow. (Not directed at you, honey)

    6. Re:Crurotarsans are... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      You mean "crurotarsan" might be derived from a Japanese proper name like "Krurota-san"?

      No, more likely crouton.

      Mmmm. Salads.

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    7. Re:Crurotarsans are... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      When I read the second sentence of the summary, I started hearing it in Don LaFontaine's voice: "200 million years ago, in a world where dinosaurs and crurotarsans struggled for supremacy..."

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    8. Re:Crurotarsans are... by nategoose · · Score: 1

      SH!tty Movie Saturday, all Saturday on SciFi

    9. Re:Crurotarsans are... by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Yeah I did, and it was going fine until I tried to figure out how to pronounce "crurotarsans."

      Can someone help me out?

    10. Re:Crurotarsans are... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Yeah I did, and it was going fine until I tried to figure out how to pronounce "crurotarsans."

      Can someone help me out?


      I'm guessing it's something like "crew-row-tar-zans". Not exactly something that rolls off the tongue, is it?

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  3. Sort of like movie and rock stars, really. by liquiddark · · Score: 1

    We have birds and crocs now, both evolved descendants of these families. Only the cool ones died out, leaving us with the current underwhelming descendants and pretenders.

    1. Re:Sort of like movie and rock stars, really. by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Only the cool ones died out, leaving us with the current underwhelming descendants and pretenders.

      But... but... Bono wears sunglasses all the time, man! All the freaking time!

    2. Re:Sort of like movie and rock stars, really. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know about you but I don't think 'farking huge' is a criteria for coolness. There are plenty of freaking awesome birds out there.

      And haing been up close and personal with crocs, caymans, and gators, I can say that they are anything but underwhelming... though some more diversity would be cool.

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    3. Re:Sort of like movie and rock stars, really. by liquiddark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When we're talking about animals that were 100 feet long tip to tip and walked like an earthquake, I'm willing to accept "farking huge" as a coolness criterion.

  4. Wow! by RingDev · · Score: 1

    You sound like a really smart man. It's a good thing you know what sarcasm is!

    -Rick

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    1. Re:Wow! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, give him a break. Look at his UID. He's probably pushing 50 and nearly dead.

      Please have some respect for your elders.

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    2. Re:Wow! by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Oh, give him a break. Look at his UID. He's probably pushing 50 and nearly dead.

      Yeah, but look at it from his perspective. He's been shooing crurotarsans and other punks off his lawn since the Triassic period. He's a little tired of it by now. :-P

      Cheers

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    3. Re:Wow! by crayz · · Score: 1

      Hey! I'm 26 damnit

    4. Re:Wow! by Evanisincontrol · · Score: 1

      Hey! I'm 26 damnit

      So you signed up on Slashdot when you were 14?

    5. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not understand the point of this post.

      Are you showing off your subtraction skillz? In that case, congratulations! Have a cookie from Amazon.

      Are you incredulous? 14 year olds are not uncommon on the Internet, even back in (whatever the year would be, I can't subtract).

      Are you making a joke? Do I deserve a "whoosh?"

    6. Re:Wow! by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      14 year olds are not uncommon on the Internet

      Those are FBI officers.

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  5. Vodka with no benefits? by FreonTrip · · Score: 1

    That's not vodka at all, sir. I believe this would dovetail more neatly into the great pantheon of bum wines: your Mad Dog 20/20, Thunderbird, and what have you. :)

    1. Re:Vodka with no benefits? by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Clearly you never tried Nikolai vodka. 1L 100 proof in an easy grip bottle for $7 in PA(which has relatively high excise taxes). My friend and I back when we were PCS(poor college students)had $7 between us and calculated that was the most alcohol we could buy....God I miss college.

    2. Re:Vodka with no benefits? by JeanCroix · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the pointer. And if you've never seen it before, let me present you with the equivalent for malt liquors, Spicoli's Liquor Store. A classic since 1997.

  6. So when does the movie come out? by whitroth · · Score: 1

    I can see it now, a new video at the Creationist museum, Dinosaurs vs. Crurotarsans, with humans trying to avoid being stomped (or eaten as a quick snack).

    Or maybe a Hollywood movie, where after an earthquake, a huuuuge lost cavern cracks open, and crurotarsans come out. Then, just when we're striking back against Giant Creatures Immune to bullets, explosives, etc, another earthquake strikes, and another huuuge cavern opens, and out come dinosaurs....

                  mark "but where's the Big One with the blue glow?"

  7. "Dinosaurs?!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're called "Jesus horses," you insensitive clod!

  8. documentary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw a documentary about this once.

  9. Beat Out ? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    Is "beat out" some sort of horrible sexual reference or just another inane Americanism ?

    1. Re:Beat Out ? by CthulhuDreamer · · Score: 1

      Inane Americanism.

      to beat someone (in a race or battle) = to beat out

  10. Crurotarsans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this an evolution of "Puritan", a similar side-branch of development to "Creationists"?

    I can just imagine those creationists fighting the dinosaurs some six thousand odd years ago. It's almost getting me hard ... go Raptors!

  11. Ahhh Soooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have now repudiated the doctrine of survival-of-the-fitest in favor of survival-of-the-luckiest.

    This could be employed to explain how weak flaccid white males came to dominate western culture in the last few centuries...

    1. Re:Ahhh Soooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps luck will turn out to be genetic.

    2. Re:Ahhh Soooo by bb5ch39t · · Score: 1

      I always found the phrase "survival of the fittest" to be amusing. How do we determine the fittest? By those which survive, of course. So, rephrasing, we can simply say: "The theory of survival by those who survived to reproduce." And it becomes a useless tautology. It's like saying A=A forall A in math. Yes, it's true. And it does not tell us anything new at all.

    3. Re:Ahhh Soooo by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Actually a better definition of "fittest" is "those with good survival traits". A hardy and fit cow can be killed by a freak drought, while a very feeble cow could survive because of a lucky growing season, but we wouldn't say that the latter was the "fittest" of the two. In this way the focus is on the important aspects of the animal, not "survivors survived" but "animals with better survival traits survived".

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    4. Re:Ahhh Soooo by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The puppeteers in Ringworld thought so.

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    5. Re:Ahhh Soooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How in hell did niggers get internet access? And what are they doing on Slashdot? The Man must be sleeping on the job...

  12. Why are the large animals smaller than back then? by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Why were so many of those creatures so big, and what is stopping creatures from getting to those sizes now?

    What has changed?

    While it's easier to spot fossils of huge animals, I don't think that's the only thing - I mean just look at the largest land animal now. It's small compared to the stuff back then.

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  13. Who's laughing now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somewhere a crocodile is thinking:
    "I think I'll go find a dinosaur and congratulate him on his victory in the battle for reptilian suprem...oh wait, they're all DEAD, aren't they?"

  14. Speculative? by SBacks · · Score: 1

    But new research indicates that dinosaurs might have won out due to a large stroke of cosmic luck, the nature of which is speculative.

    This sounds like the perfect fit for /.

  15. This is not science, folks. by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

    This isn't science, it's speculation. There's not actual evidence what happened (and probably never will be) so somebody came up with a guess that there was some sort of disaster that caused the dinosaurs to win out. This is what's properly called an ad hoc hypothesis, where somebody comes up with the idea of something unprovable to explain something. Phlogiston, the Continuous Creation of Hydrogen and the Luminiferous Ether are well-known examples from history, and there was a time I suspected that Dark Matter was another one. (Don't flame me, there's enough evidence now that there's something out there, but there certainly wasn't when the idea was first proposed.)

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    1. Re:This is not science, folks. by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      Ah yes. Speculation (also known as "forming a hypothesis") is clearly not any part of science. So glad you could point that out. :)

      I agree, this one seems fairly ad hoc, but that doesn't mean it can't be tested by examining the evidence in light of this hypothesis. And I would have to say that your examples seem cherry-picked, since you left out: atomic theory, continental drift, relativity, speciation, neutrinos, Technicium, and much much more. Its true that random speculation (and its complement, serendipity) are not the best approaches to science, but they can be fruitful.

      Of course, I didn't RTFA. If TFA presented this as a fact rather than as speculation, then you've got a valid beef, but I would tend to suspect that the fault lies with the reporter in that case, not the speculator who, it must be admitted, did come up with an interesting hypothesis, if not a very solid one.

    2. Re:This is not science, folks. by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      I would tend to suspect that the fault lies with the reporter in that case, not the speculator who, it must be admitted, did come up with an interesting hypothesis, if not a very solid one.

      I did RTFA, and it's hard to say how much is the reporter and how much the person who came up with the idea. And, I'm not so much objecting to the idea as reminding people that it's just speculation. Already, even in the few early comments, I could see some people were accepting this guess as proven fact and I wanted to point out that it's anything but proven at this point.

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    3. Re:This is not science, folks. by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. The "scientists-say" factor in reporting is always annoying. Compared to the "scientists [read: one biologist with crackpot theories of physics] say that the LHC may destroy the world" reporting we've already seen recently, this seems pretty innocuous. Still, it never hurts to point out when someone's speculating in advance of the evidence. I think it's going a little far to say "that's not science", but I suppose that if that's what it takes to get the point across, no harm done. :)

      cheers

  16. Re:Why are the large animals smaller than back the by Trayal · · Score: 1

    I don't have a source, but I remember reading at one point that there was more oxygen in the atmosphere back then, resulting in larger creatures being possible; take with a grain of salt (i.e. do your research).

  17. Re:Why are the large animals smaller than back the by TheGeniusIsOut · · Score: 1

    There was a much higher concentration of oxygen in the atmosphere, allowing for less efficient creatures to survive.

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  18. Not crustaceans? by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

    I would be a lot more interested in that. Think of the awful movie possibilities!

  19. Not so fast by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't go so far as to say it's not scientific, but I'm not sure its big news. He looked at the theory that dinosaurs evolved a direct superiority over crurotarsi, examined the one of the bases for it (physiological diversity as evidenced by fossils) and found it didn't fit the theory.

    What's the next step in the scientific method? Reformulate the hypothesis. So what are the facts? Approximately 30 million years of co-existance before one group died out and another survived at the Triassic/Jurassic boundry. If it wasn't simply the rise of the dinosaurs (which is not disproven as the cause, it's simply lost one bit of support), what else could have caused that?

    We know that in several instances planet-wide events have caused major extinctions. Fairly frequently even, as the wooly mammoths disappeared a mere 10,000 years ago. As it just so happens, there was a major extinction at the Triassic/Jurassic boundry. About half of all marine species existing at the time disappeared, in addition to nearly all of the crurotarsans and a few dinosaurs. It was basically as bad as the K-T extinction we all know is characterized by the disappearance of dinosaurs.

    The cause is currently still unknown, but it's thought that the breakup of the Pangea supercontinent and associated volcanic activity is the most likely cause. An asteroid impact like the K-T extinction is currently not favored due to the lack of evidence like an appropriately aged crater.

    So this extinction is already known not be limited to crurotarsans, and in fact was worse in the oceans than on land. My understanding is that is typical of climate-based extinctions like the PETM event. I think then that Dr. Brusatte is offering his physiological diversity theory as one more piece of evidence in support of an existing alternative theory, rather than some brilliant entirely new theory as reuters seems to suggest.

    Still, this definitely suggests the dinosaurs had some sort of advantage over the Crurotarsans, which had common evolutionary ancestors from the earlier geological period. It may have been direct, like better agility (a factor not necessarily indicated by simply comparing diversity), or indirect like warm-blood helping them adapt to a changing climate better.

    In short, this doesn't sound unscientific at all. It's more likely a poorly written article compounded with us the readers having trouble jiving it with all the things we learned about dinosaurs in grade school. On that note, I'm pretty sure half the pictures I remember seeing in grade school of early triassic "dinosaurs" were actually these guys.

    And ad hoc hypotheses are not illegitimate. Dark matter is properly considered an ad hoc hypothesis, as was relativity, for that matter.

    1. Re:Not so fast by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      In short, this doesn't sound unscientific at all. It's more likely a poorly written article compounded with us the readers having trouble jiving it with all the things we learned about dinosaurs in grade school.

      I think you may have misunderstood me a little. I didn't say it was unscientific, just that it shouldn't be considered science (in the sense of having been proven) when it's not. Too many people, here on Slashdot and other places, are prone to believe that if a Scientist says it, It Must Be True, and I wanted to remind them to take TFA (in the unlikely event they read it) with a grain of salt.

      As far as relativity being considered an ad hoc hypothesis, I'd not heard that, although I do know it took a number of years before it was accepted by the physics community.

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    2. Re:Not so fast by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      As far as relativity being considered an ad hoc hypothesis, I'd not heard that, although I do know it took a number of years before it was accepted by the physics community.

      Actually, I think I was a little premature in considering relativity ad hoc because it reasonably replaced the existing theory rather than pushing an assumption to save the theory. Aether was the standard model because every scientist knew and could prove in their garage that light behaved like a wave, and the nature of a wave suggests it needs a medium in which it oscillates. Michelson and Morley accidentally blew that theory out of the water (followed by separate experiments showing wave/particle duality). Lorentz and Poincare came up with a completely ad hoc (and wrong) hypothesis about aether. However, Einstein found that the math Lorentz developed was almost dead on, but his reasoning for it was wrong. There was still a degree of ad hoc, because he was still trying to explain the idea that the speed of light was a constant, but that had been repeatedly upheld in terrestrial experiments.

      The wikipedia article on Ad Hoc actually lists Einstein's cosmological constant as being ad hoc because he added it in merely on the assumption the universe was static. It turns out the cosmological constant works in the context of dark energy (which is not the same effect as dark matter), but for different reasons.

  20. Crurotarsans won! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The crocodiles are still around, so despite winning the battle, dinosaurs lost the war BIG time.

    1. Re:Crurotarsans won! by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      There are a lot more birds around than crocodiles. Dinosaurs are still ahead.

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  21. My title was better. by Protometheus · · Score: 1

    The title was much more exciting when my dyslexia told me it said, "When Dinosaurs Battled Courtesans."

    So... no sexy renaissance ladies battling giant lizards?

  22. candidate for worst web design by bcrowell · · Score: 1

    Okay, this is somewhat OT, but the article is on my short list for the award for worst web design. The link to page 2 doesn't function if you have javascript turned off. So okay, I told noscript to temporarily allow javascript on this page. But once you have javascript allowed, you get a distracting text banner scrolling across the top of the article, like something from someone's geocities homepage from 1995. Wow, let's combine the worst of web 1.0 and web 2.0!

  23. Meaningful? by Jabbrwokk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's already loaded with enough sex, violence, intrigue, dismemberment, rape and murder to be meaningful to today's society. It's more disgusting than your average 18A torture-porn flick.

    Maybe a new movie version is needed. It would be like "300" except because it's from the Bible it would be Sunday School-approved.

    I'd like to see that on the flannelgraph.

    1. Re:Meaningful? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Maybe a new movie version is needed.

      Lets not find work for Mel Gibson.

  24. Sounds Like a Great Game by trongey · · Score: 1

    Forget Alien vs Predator. I am so waiting for Dinosaurs vs Crurotarsans.

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  25. If you prefer SI units... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    200 million years is about 6.31E15 seconds.

    Hope that helps for all those /. folks who don't use American customary units.

  26. I kind of imagined them with a side of Ranch by Qubit · · Score: 1

    The gigantic, fearsome, cubic Crouton-o-saurians cam rumbling through the low frisee, green leaf, and iceberg lettuces, smashing every living thing in their path. But they were lightweights, and when the comet smashed into Earth they knew they were in trouble. "Crumbs!," cried the Crouton-o-saurians, "we're toast!"

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  27. Re:Why are the large animals smaller than back the by Dragoness+Eclectic · · Score: 1

    Very large animals reproduce more slowly and they are huge walking targets for hungry, intelligent pack hunters (aka humans).

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  28. Flamebait? Jealous Much? by spun · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I think whoever modded this 'flamebait' must be a teensy bit jealous. Off topic, I could see, but flamebait? Just because it made your sad little basement dwelling ass jealous, and made you feel like flaming me, does not make the above comment flamebait.

    Tell you what, sad little virginal mods, I'm going out with a new hot chick this Saturday, I'll screw her once extra just for y'all.

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    1. Re:Flamebait? Jealous Much? by MBGMorden · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tell you what, sad little virginal mods, I'm going out with a new hot chick this Saturday, I'll screw her once extra just for y'all.

      You tell em! We studs gotta stick together.

      I'm actually going to be getting it on with Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, Avril Lavigne, Lacey Chabert, and Keira Knightly tomorrow night. I've saved Natalie Portman and the hot tub full of grits for Sunday.

      So just get yer jealous selves outta here and let a playa play.

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    2. Re:Flamebait? Jealous Much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell you what, sad little virginal mods, I'm going out with a new hot chick this Saturday, I'll screw her once extra just for y'all.

      You threw this in and now I'm pretty sure you're making it all up. After all, there's really nothing to gain with such a statement - it's the sort of immaturity you see from frigid virgins, not people comfortable with their sexuality.

    3. Re:Flamebait? Jealous Much? by oblivionboy · · Score: 1

      I have a parrot!

  29. Crurotarsans ~= "Thecodonts" by Colin+Douglas+Howell · · Score: 1

    I was wondering the same thing; I'm a paleontology nut but had never heard this term. I guess I'm a bit behind the times, for Crurotarsi turns out to be just a new term for a major subgroup of the old thecodont group. Although "thecodonts" are no longer accepted as a valid classification group, the term has been around for far longer, and except for the professionals, I'd bet a lot more of those people who are interested in the history of the Triassic have heard of "thecodonts" than "crurotarsans".

  30. So let's see how this goes by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Creationism is unfalsifiable and so is not a scientific theory. The theory of evolution by natural selection, on the other hand, can't make predictions because the outcome is down to luck, making it also unfalsifiable. But the theory of evolution by natural selection is a scientific theory. You could forgive some people for being a little confused.

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  31. Too bad by wildzeke · · Score: 1

    Too bad we don't have Jurassic Park technology to bring these creatures to life. Nothing is cooler than watching dinosaurs fight.

  32. Give it ten minutes! by pugugly · · Score: 1

    Oooh - look, Sci Fi's "Attack of the Hyper-Crurotarsans, species from River Dune is on in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

    Pug

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  33. one last attempt at real communication by spun · · Score: 1

    I just want to make it clear, I am not condemning monogamy, as I have been monogamous and enjoyed it myself. I think your criticisms would be at least semi-valid if directed against habitual promiscuity, which is often a psychological symptom of an inability to achieve emotional closeness.

    What my wife and I engage in is polyamory, which is more about love, sharing, and emotional openness than it is about sex. We don't really have casual sex (to be honest, the few orgies we went to were a let down.) We have intimate sex in multiple close relationships.

    To reiterate: we are all quite close. We all share a deep emotional bond. Your judgment (not very Christian of you, by the way) is misplaced, and by trying to 'educate' me in the supposed deficits of my lifestyle, you are trying to sell coal to Newcastle.

    I hope you can understand this, and see past any religious and social blinders you may have. I know you are a smart, if opinionated and judgmental, person. Despite my earlier frustration, I do have some hope that you can understand my life style without resorting to knee-jerk, pop-psychology judgments.

    I think maybe you thought I was poo-pooing monogamy, which I am not, or advocating casual, unemotional sex, which I am not, though I don't think casual sex is quite as bad and empty as you make it out to be.

    I question why you became so angry and intent on hurting me. Your post isn't really an attempt to communicate as it is an attempt to make yourself feel superior, and I question why you feel the need to do so.

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    1. Re:one last attempt at real communication by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I just want to make it clear, I am not condemning monogamy, as I have been monogamous and enjoyed it myself. I think your criticisms would be at least semi-valid if directed against habitual promiscuity, which is often a psychological symptom of an inability to achieve emotional closeness.

      Dude, stop defending your actions in your personally life that you just proclaimed so arrogantly. I'm not attacking them. You can sleep with animals for all I care if that is what you need or think you need. My only point about it is that you can reach a closeness that is to a point that you will never need nor desire anyone else. Some people strive for this and because of the vulnerability associated in respect to it, they view sex as private, not dirty like taking a dump like you claimed.

      It is ok if you never hit that point. People who try to fail to hit it all the time. It's ok because even when people do find that level of intimacy, they sometimes fail to keep it going. It is ok because some people just don't look for it at all. The only reason it is part of the conversation is because you were making absolute statements about people you obviously know little about and have now spend 3 or more posts in an attempt to defend your actions and original comment only by defending your choices for sexual partners.

      What my wife and I engage in is polyamory, which is more about love, sharing, and emotional openness than it is about sex. We don't really have casual sex (to be honest, the few orgies we went to were a let down.) We have intimate sex in multiple close relationships.

      That's fine and all but it isn't what you originally wrote and it still doesn't change what I have said. Personally, I don't care how or what you and your wife do. I was originally only concerned with absolute and inflexible statements you made and only touched on the subject because you seriously are like a Vegan who has never tasted meet claiming his food is good enough. Well, the point is, your food is good enough, but your still missing out on aspects other people enjoy and you aren't correct in how you characterize their behaviors when they are in ways that you don't understand. I was munching on a greasy cheeseburger the other say and a vegan friend asked me why I like to torture and kill animals. I told him I didn't, I just like to eat meat and he went off on how that supposedly meant that I salivated at making animals suffer. You see, like you, he really had no clue to what drove me to eating meat yet he felt it necessary to make some asinine inference because of his lack of experience or understanding on the subject. And yes, I have played both the

      To reiterate: we are all quite close. We all share a deep emotional bond. Your judgment (not very Christian of you, by the way) is misplaced, and by trying to 'educate' me in the supposed deficits of my lifestyle, you are trying to sell coal to Newcastle.

      I find the rest of your post laughable but I guess I will say something about it. First, it might not be very Christian of me because I don't claim to be a practicing Christian. In fact, I generally dislike all organized religions. However, don't take that to mean that I don't understand religions and where people are coming from. And don't take my defense of religion when people are obviously wrong as promoting it either. I hope you dind't do one of those "your either one of us or one of them" thought paths to come to that conclusion. Second, I didn't judge you. I said you were missing out on something truly great in life and that you didn't know what you were talking about when equating private natures with dirty like taking a dump. Not at one time did I say your actions were bad, immoral, or anything of the sort.

      This is like the Evolution verses Creation arguments we have participated in. I don't argue that Creation is true, just that evolution is on just as shaky or similar gro