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  1. Obvious explanation is obvious on Why Did It Take So Long To Invent the Wheel? · · Score: 1

    It's the same reason every invention takes a while: man had to figure out a way for the wheel to get you laid or kill other people with them. St. Catherine may have got both ends of that one.

  2. Re:What's much more important is... on One In Eight Chance of a Financially Catastrophic Solar Storm By 2020 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, but only because Eve was holding it wrong.

  3. A Barrel's Worth 1000 Words on The Destruction of Iraq's Once-Great Universities · · Score: 1

    Well, be fair — we invaded to get their oil, not their books.

  4. Is There An Eco In Here? on Ask Slashdot: What Do You Like To Read? · · Score: 2

    Vonnegut's fun, and any random Mark Twain is great (especially Huck Finn), but man do I love me some Umberto Eco. His novels establish themselves in the period of their setting and just drill down deep into the minutiae, so his books are great if that's your bag. The first I read was The Name Of The Rose, largely as a way to hate-fuck that awful, awful movie adaptation (don't watch it by the way, it's awful. And by "it" I mean Christian Slater.) I have no qualms recommending it, nor Foucault's Pendulum, which is like The Da Vinci Code for people not confused by fractions. The Island Of The Day Before is also a cracking read. I cannot speak to the merits of Baudolino, but it sits on my shelf, taunting me. He also has collected essays, which are fine for what they are. But the novels have the advantage that they are so damn long and dense you'll only need one book for the whole break.

    As for me, I'm spending the holidays plowing through the Lemony Snicket cycle.

  5. Re:We are so fucked on World Emissions of Carbon Dioxide Outpace Worst-Case Scenario · · Score: 1

    Wait, so Michelle Bachmann is a liberal now? Jesus fuck, the Republicans must have really gone far right then.

  6. What does it matter on Slashdot Asks: Whom Do You Want To Ask About 2012's U.S. Elections? · · Score: 2

    Slashdot Asks: Whom Do You Want To Ask About 2012's U.S. Elections?

    Regardless of outcome, a fucking grief counselor.

  7. Re:Where can i sell my app? on Is the Apple App Store a Casino? · · Score: 1

    Ask and ye shall receive...

  8. Re:Welcome to real world on Is the Apple App Store a Casino? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, this is *actual* capitalism at work. Now, if these developers were to fail due to their greed and rank incompetence and receive an 800 billion dollar taxpayer-funded bailout...

  9. Re: humans are causing it? on Climate Change Skeptic Results Released Today · · Score: 1

    The fact that the "Global Warming" (oh sorry, now it's "Climate Change" since Al Gore's P.R. folks sat around and came up with that as a more palatable term to use instead when speaking in public) crowd wants to call everyone else a "denialist" shows the amount of polarization on this topic.

    Wow, you really are an uninformed asshole aren't you: Origin of popular usage of "climate change" instead of "global warming".

    That's what politics is all about!

  10. Re:Oh goody... on Climate Change Skeptic Results Released Today · · Score: 1

    So does Slashdot, with the proper use and dosage of alternate pharmaceuticals...

  11. Re:Not news on Climate Change Skeptic Results Released Today · · Score: 1

    Given the number of true believers here (people I equate with the deniers on the skeptic side), I am wondering how long this post, all of which is factual and can be confirmed with relative ease, will be modded "troll". Seems to happen to all posts that are in any way skeptical.

    One thing that could have been confirmed with relative ease is the name of the person who led the study — MullEr, not MullAr. Although given your description of him as part of the "mainstream side", maybe you are talking about a completely different person. Unless by "mainstream" you meant a scientist who goes where the facts lead him instead of his politics.

  12. Re: Can't reduce the energy required, period. on Highly Efficient Oxygen Catalyst Found · · Score: 2

    In case you aren't just being an ass, I'll avoid being one (just this once) and ask...

    How does your list of ecological atrocities compare to that for the extraction of fossil fuels? Unless it is wildly out of balance (and it's not), the net gain comes from not injecting X amount of mega-million-years-old sequestered carbon per joule created into the atmosphere.

  13. Ussher In a New Age on German Paleontologists Find a 'Near-Perfect' Dinosaur Fossil · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope they found his saddle so the Creation Museum can update their exhibits.

  14. Re:Take that to the bank... on US Troops To Leave Iraq By End of Year · · Score: 1

    Guess what else? Congress defunded the closing of Gitmo. And while it was expected that Republicans would be their usual demogogical selves, at least it's comforting that we can still count on Congressional Democrats to be as craven as they have been since the whole GWOT bullshit started in the first place.

  15. Re:A funny picture is worth 1000 Bush jokes on US Troops To Leave Iraq By End of Year · · Score: 1

    The only thing you can say in favor of Obama here is that he was no worse than Bush would have been.

    Moot point, since Bush's terms were over. Now, if can you say that he was no worse than a hypothetical McCain administration...

    Although to be fair, I am fairly certain that McCain also would have withdrawn our troops from Iraq. I'm just not completely sure that his withdrawal would not have been across the border with Iran.

  16. SeaSaltGate? on Table Salt Could Help Boost HDD Storage Density By a Factor of 5 · · Score: 1

    I haven't read the article, but the idea sounds kosher.

    Good night, tip your waitresses.

  17. Bring It On, Assholes on Phelps Clan Tweets Intent To Picket Jobs Funeral Via iPhone · · Score: 2

    Considering their attention-whoring targets are the likes of military funerals and Mr. Rogers, it would be a fucking honor to have made these douchebags' lives miserable enough to justify them picketing my funeral. Sic semper cuntannis.

  18. Re:Bigger star = faster orbit on Does Famous Exoplanet 'Fomalhaut b' Really Exist? · · Score: 2

    I should probably check that before I post to slashdot, because they'll be cruel if I remember incorrectly. But, eh. I'll take my chances.

    You lose! For exoplanets of mass insignificant compared to its parent star, the relation is
    M(star) x Period^2 = Distance^3

    So if the mass of the star were doubled, the period would decrease by a factor of 0.7071. And if the orbital radius doubled, the period would increase by a factor of 2.828.

    On the plus side, that would alleviate the global warming situation, although to a degree of compensation much to our detriment.

  19. Re:An effort to avoid tariffs in Brazil on Is Apple Moving iPad Production to Brazil? · · Score: 2

    That's what "Insightful" is for.

  20. Re:Isn't water vapor a greenhouse gas? on Scientists Plan "Artificial Volcano" Climate Experiment · · Score: 0

    Correct. Do you also understand what rain is made of? (Hint: it's not CO2). Maybe once you understand simple things like that you won't depend on your demonstrably limited knowledge of climate to post inane statements on the Internet.

  21. Re:Proximity on Of Diamond Planets, Climate Change, and the Scientific Method · · Score: 5, Insightful

    tell him the paint is wet and he'll touch it to find out....

    He should believe you on faith alone?

    No, but if the guy telling you that the paint is wet is
    standing there with a brush and bucket of the same color, and fresh splatters on his overalls;
    and you heard some fat drug addict on the radio said that "Hitler was a painter! They want your light bulbs!";
    and fuck, you never painted anything yourself but what does this brush-toting shit know about it;
    and sure, you saw him touching the brush to the bench as you were walking up, but you just *feel* that no one has enough data to know about the bench since *you* don't;
    plus, on Sunday your preacher said that only SkyDaddy Longbeard can paint a bench;
    and THEN you touch the paint to see if it's wet, then YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT. And an asshole to boot.

    Signed, a Painter (but not of benches), who has received enough crackpot letters from armchair fuckfaces and religious shitheads to know the goddam score.

  22. Re:Can I write this loss off in my taxes? on Solar Company Folds After $0.5B In Subsidies · · Score: 1

    So we have about 312,026,572 people in America, roughly 53% of them pay ***INCOME*** taxes

    FTFY. You're going to need a new axe-grinder.

  23. Re:Misner, Thorene, and Wheeler's Gravitation on Ask Slashdot: Math Curriculum To Understand General Relativity? · · Score: 1

    Oh my FSM don't send him straight to the Black Death. MTW is good once you know the ground, but opening it prematurely is the leading cause of spontaneous human combustion.

    Take calculus. Once you're good at it take vector calculus. Once you're good at THAT chase down a book by Ivan Sokolnikoff called Tensor Analysis: Theory and Applications to Geometry and Mechanics of Continua. It's out of print, last I checked, but it's in most university libraries; iirc the call number it's QA 433 .S64 (that book spent a LOT of time on my desk in grad school).

    After that, read up on some differential geometry and wade into MTW. Good luck.

  24. Re:This is a sad day for the tech world on Steve Jobs Resigns As Apple CEO · · Score: 1

    Umm...you're not very good with computers, are you?

  25. Re:This is a sad day for the tech world on Steve Jobs Resigns As Apple CEO · · Score: 3, Informative

    I had an eye-opening experience back when i bought my one apple product, an ipod nano (7 years or so ago), the 8GB model. I had it loaded up with music, and after reinstalling, wanted to get my music back by syncing it with the newly installed itunes. The result was a wiped ipod, as apple does not want me to own my data. Lession leaned.

    PEBCAK.
    1) Wipe iPod and enable for disk use.
    2) Back up music library before reinstalling OS.
    3) Drag music files back into iTunes.
    4) Go on with life.

    Unless you meant that the lesson learned was to back your shit up before reinstalling, you learned the wrong lesson.