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SQL Injection Turns BusinessWeek Into Viral Replicator
martins writes "The website of popular magazine BusinessWeek has been attacked via SQL injection in an attempt to infect its readership with malware. Hundreds of pages in a section of BusinessWeek's website which offers information about where MBA students might find future employers have been affected."
It really is fscked. Every job advert is for Lehmans.
Ah-well, only kidding ;)
Windows 2000 - from the guys who brought us edlin
A replicant virus. Is it a virus or a replicant? Will it need retiring? If the website hosted a picture of a turtle on its back, will it rotate the picture 180 degrees? Will we know if it's a replicant virus or a real virus by the end of the article?
Task Mangler
Bobby Tables is at it again...
Hundreds of pages in a section of BusinessWeek's website which offers information about where MBA students might find future employers have been affected
I suppose McDonald's is going to have to rely on employing just the liberal arts majors for now.
No, I just have to spend time around them occasionally since my field happens to be very useful in finance and business. You can tell, because when you enter the business-popular classes (time series; baby stochastic analysis; &c.) the first thing that hits you is a wave of cheap cologne covering the stench of desperation.
"They were pure niggers." – Noam Chomsky
So now, I'm a coder with an MBA - it's not doing me any good. And like a stupid SOB, I paid for it with student loans.
Look on the bright side; it was only 2 years of student loans, I had to do 3 years of law school to be in the same situation.
I did 4 years of CS only to spend most of 4th year playing CS, mudding and having a long distance relationship with someone in a different timezone
Wow, you were in CS but had a relationship? You're already beating the curve there.
I've had knowledge of the business process since I was 4 and said knowledge has expanded massively over the years. I was programming using assembly language before I started school. I have created many well known software titles from nothing and many companies rely on these titles. I've cracked any encryption thrown at me and managed to recover files from a hard drive that had been zeroed out. I'm worth 124 billion dollars and Presidents have asked me for advice on many occasions (unfortunately not recently). I am capable of stopping time with my mind and I can fly. I have saved children from burning buildings and put wanted criminals into the buildings. I retired aged 12 but the whole world begged me to come out retirement as when my influence disappeared there economy started to tumble. I have been banned from the Olympic Games because I consistently would win every medal and spoil it for everyone else. There is a contract out on my life because I have invented a type of vehicle which actually reduces the carbon in the air and runs on love. The HLC actually malfunctioned the other day but I stopped the black hole from expanding with my bare hands. God once made a mistake and destroyed the world. He asked for my help in recreating the Earth and I did it in 20 minutes, not 6 days like him.
Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self
You sound like "The Most Interesting Man in the World": http://www.brentter.com/dos-equis-most-interesting-man/
Do you drink Dos Equis???
Layne
It's a site for MBAs - they were waiting for the "technical guys" to fix it. First techie to raise the issue gets fired as a scapegoat, second one has to fix it.
Somebody is striking back with "Underrated", too. This is so funny.
Hey mods, try to get this one +1 Funny and -1 Overrated!
If you mod me Overrated, you are admitting that you have no penis.