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Hubble Finds Unidentified Object In Space

Gizmodo is reporting that the Hubble space telescope has found a new unidentified object in the middle of nowhere. Some are even suggesting that this could be a new class of object. Of course, without actually understanding more about it, the speculation seems a bit wild. "The object also appeared out of nowhere. It just wasn't there before. In fact, they don't even know where it is exactly located because it didn't behave like anything they know. Apparently, it can't be closer than 130 light-years but it can be as far as 11 billion light-years away. It's not in any known galaxy either. And they have ruled out a supernova too. It's something that they have never encountered before. In other words: they don't have a single clue about where or what the heck this thing is."

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  1. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's no moon!

  2. I'm betting by debrain · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... it's a Bowl of Petunias, or a sperm whale (again).

  3. All thermal sensors are jammed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    One shows a million degrees. The others, minus five thousand.

  4. Aliens must own stock too. by tjstork · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's obvious that this was the flash of an extraterrestrial civilization that just destroyed itself when it realized that all of its savings were tied up in Lehman Brothers stock.

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    1. Re:Aliens must own stock too. by eebra82 · · Score: 5, Funny

      *Bursts out in sporadic laughter*

      It's clear to me... I just know... I just know what it is!

      *Sporadic laughter again*

      This is direct evidence of Xenu's lost civilization.

      Best regards,
      Dr. T. Cruise

    2. Re:Aliens must own stock too. by k2r · · Score: 5, Funny

      > My 10 year old photocopier can do that.

      Your 10 year old photocopier can reproduce, so you don't have to.

  5. The 5th element by webappsec · · Score: 5, Funny

    For those of you who have seen the movie the fifth element be scared, be very scared.

  6. Re:That's no moon. It's a space station. by jaguth · · Score: 5, Funny

    "They've gone plaid!" - Barf - Spaceballs

  7. Probably. by Markimedes · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's a rock.

    1. Re:Probably. by blincoln · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's a rock.

      A rock that appears suddenly and then disappears later? And is visible from light-years away? And has a spectral signature that doesn't match anything in the Sloan Digital Sky Survey? That's some rock.

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  8. Hubble Windex: For that Deep [Space] Shine! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's no moon!

    Exactly! NASA obviously needs to do a better job of keeping the lense clean. :-P

    Joking aside (at least I HOPE I'm joking!), I have to wonder if this wasn't a large matter/antimatter event. Given that the "object" was described as suddenly appearing, increasing in brightness, then falling off until it disappeared.

    Current physics, to my understanding, postulate that the universe had to have consisted of 50/50 matter and antimatter at the beginning. One of the current puzzles the LHC is trying to solve is, what happened to all the antimatter?

    Since this is open space, it stands to reason that clouds of matter and antimatter may still be floating around, undisturbed. If the two attracted each other over a cosmically long period, we may be seeing the resulting fireworks.

    That's my best guess, anyway.

    1. Re:Hubble Windex: For that Deep [Space] Shine! by Xaositecte · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe it's another Alien civilization that just annihilated itself in nuclear\fusion\antimatter\something hellfire?

    2. Re:Hubble Windex: For that Deep [Space] Shine! by beetlenaut · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's a common misconception that the Hubble has a lens. But, like all large telescopes, it has a curved mirror instead.

    3. Re:Hubble Windex: For that Deep [Space] Shine! by drDugan · · Score: 5, Funny

      my money would be on a Vogon Construction crew

    4. Re:Hubble Windex: For that Deep [Space] Shine! by lilomar · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, that was us doing our first experiment on the LHC, how we got back in time and so far away... well I guess we'll find out in a few weeks...

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    5. Re:Hubble Windex: For that Deep [Space] Shine! by rkanodia · · Score: 5, Funny

      Liar. Antiswitzerland couldn't have a budget for fundamental research - all their money would be spent supporting their enormous military in aggressive wars.

    6. Re:Hubble Windex: For that Deep [Space] Shine! by wootest · · Score: 5, Funny

      Especially their enormous fleet.

  9. Modding system by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I do wish the Funny mod wouldn't make so many posts appear so prominently on a thread. Maybe the first few 'funny' modded posts can appear, after than 'insightful,' 'informative' or 'interesting' get priority. I mean, I've read all the posts above and they're very funny (even the /. cliches), but it starts to get a bit old when you scroll all the way down a thread and can't find anything that adds a bit of information to the discussion.

    I clicked on here hoping someone with an astrophysics or cosmology background might be able to have a stab and guessing what this thing might be, or have something interesting to say about Hubble.

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    1. Re:Modding system by TheCycoONE · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But there's nothing insightful, informative, or interesting to say. The summary covered that: "they don't have a single clue about where or what the heck this thing is."

    2. Re:Modding system by Tipa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Can't get much funnier than getting your astronomy news from a gadget site.

    3. Re:Modding system by crow · · Score: 5, Informative

      You can change your preferences to change how various moderations affect the score. If you are annoyed by funny posts, change the funny moderation to be a -1 instead of a +1.

    4. Re:Modding system by Bemopolis · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Speaking as someone with an astrophysics background, I can say with great certainty that I have no idea what it is. And likely no one else will unless and until a decent spectrum of the object can be taken. Because, whereas a picture is worth a thousand words (and, if you are diligent, a light curve), a spectrum is worth a thousand pictures.

      If I had to guess, I'd say it's an *extremely* distant explosion (perhaps the hypernova of low-metallicity star), based on the weird light curve and the complete lack of an associated visible parent object. But I wouldn't bet more than a beer on that hypothesis.

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    5. Re:Modding system by Tmack · · Score: 5, Informative
      Its called User Preferences. Use them, thats what they are for. Set "Funny" to -6, and bump up the "insightful" or "Interesting" ones to your liking. If you want funny, do the opposite.

      Tm

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    6. Re:Modding system by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Informative

      I do wish the Funny mod wouldn't make so many posts appear so prominently on a thread.

      If that ever changed, I'd stop reading it. I already get all the dry tech news I need, but come to Slashdot for the twisted geek view on things. A huge part of that is a shared sense of humor, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

      Think of Slashdot as a bar you go to after work. Sure, you'll hear some serious conversations, but you'll hear a lot more people telling jokes and enjoying themselves away from the office.

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    7. Re:Modding system by clone53421 · · Score: 5, Funny

      No kidding. I read the summary on the /. front page and thought to myself, "Wow, how boring. Don't think I'll be hitting that article." Then shortly thereafter, "Wait, did they say wild speculation?!" Here I am...

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    8. Re:Modding system by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The fact that a post explaining that it was impossible to post something insightful was moderated insightful reminds me why I love Slashdot.

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    9. Re:Modding system by meiocyte · · Score: 5, Informative

      after work?

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    10. Re:Modding system by Lije+Baley · · Score: 5, Funny

      Slashdot is no place for manual-reading freaks like you!

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  10. Scooped! by LaminatorX · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm picturing a staff meeting at Engadget where the editor is yelling, "If Gizmodo beats us to press with a previously unknown class of celestial object one more time, heads are gonna roll around here!"

  11. Loop by halcyon1234 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's the Universe's backup of itself. It would store it offsite, but it's kinda hard when everywhere is here.

  12. That's no Space Station, that's an LHC by CorporateSuit · · Score: 5, Funny

    a scientist at the LHC declared

    LHC scientists then assured the public that it was not an LHC being used on a different planet by an alien civilization, then being burned in a fierce flash of particle fusion before being enveloped within a subsequent black hole. "The chances would be like winning the lottery ten times in a row" they said. "Not that we would know about any alien civilizations, their freaky purple skin and glowing eyes, or whether they were using an LHC modelled after the one we made on Earth. Speaking of which, I'm not really qualified to talk about it, because this is astronomy and has NOTHING to do with LHCs... Ha ha right? No more questions."

    Next week, a new LHC song is promised from the CERN labs and should be another smash hit on Youtube. One of the scientists sung a few of the lines to us as a preview. "We didn't share our technology with a now-extinct alien race less than a few lightyears away. They were probably pretty dumb and annoying anyway. Let's turn this bugger on! Let's turn this bugger on! Smash some particles, yeah!"

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  13. Re:Logical conclusion by ogre7299 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, it was observed with multiple telescopes, so it's not an artifact. The full paper can be found here: http://arxiv.org/PS_cache/arxiv/pdf/0809/0809.1648v1.pdf

  14. Sky and Telescope Article by Quantum+Jim · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Sky and Telescope article is much better than the Gizmodo blog. The article explains why it can't be closer than 130 ly due to no parallax, though IDK why they didn't use a more sensitive satellite for measuring parallax of objects up to 1600 ly away. Maybe it was only seen after the fact, or the other satellite was not sensitive enough? The thing could not be farther than 11 billion ly either, since otherwise the light would be distorted as it passed through interstellar hydrogen clouds (i.e. "cosmic hydrogen absorption in its spectrum"). The Sky and Telescope article even includes a reference to the original paper describing the phenomenon. I suggest you read that article instead. It is much more interesting!

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  15. Re:That's no moon. It's a space station. by neltana · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come on, everyone knows that a Kessel is a measure of volume. Geez.

  16. I bet... by javilon · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... its dimensions are 1 by 4 by 9

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  17. Well, Good by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Since there are now about 100 idiotic "joke" comments on this thread, perhaps I can put in a serious note. Hubble finding something presently unidentifiable is fantastic. One of the best things you can hear in scientific circles is something along the lines of "What the hell is that?"

  18. Gamma rays and other frequencies by In+hydraulis · · Score: 5, Informative

    This object supposedly faded into existence over 100 days or so, and then took just as long to fade. I'm curious to know what frequency was the most intense during this time.

    Did we observe anything with our other space telescopes? Gamma ray burst?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamma_ray_burst_progenitors

    There are astronomical phenomena we've theorised to exist, but so far have had little if any observations of such. Take this little beauty:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark-nova

    Okay, so our astrophysicists are throwing that one out there. Perhaps we have seen a few - SN2006gy, SN2005gj, SN2005ap - but maybe we're kidding ourselves, and this is the Real Thing.

    What do we call it when a quasar effectively goes supernova? (Not hypernova, that is reserved for very large stars.) Could a quasar even do this?

    Perhaps what we've witnessed is the formation - or destruction - of a truly exotic object. And no, we don't have to resort to Dark Matter.

  19. Re:Is this for real??? by Gordo_1 · · Score: 5, Informative
  20. Probably not antimatter based on measured spectra by IdahoEv · · Score: 5, Informative

    IANAP, but my understanding is that the spectra emitted by matter/antimatter annihilation is fairly well-understood, and that most of the energy is carried in very high frequencies, like gamma rays.

    Meanwhile, if you scan through the paper itself (arXiv link is downthread), they discuss spectra and absorption bands that are roughly similar to other stellar events in overall energy profile; a lot of it was in the visible spectrum.

    My admittedly very poor understanding is that an M/AM event would look roughly like a gamma-ray burst, whereas this looked a lot more like a nova, albeit a very unusual one that didn't match any known profile.

    The authors' best suggestion was a stellar merger event of unknown type.

    Corrections from people who know astrophysics better than I would be quite appreciated...

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  21. Re:That's no moon. It's a space station. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    *dorkhat*

    Ding ding, the post-original movies explanation was that the run to kessel involves passing a cluster of supermassive blackholes where the goal to avoid detection as a smuggler was to trim the trip as close to the event horizon as possible without falling past the horizon.

    The closer to the event horizon you go, the faster you need to be going to get out again, which requires a higher maximum velocity. Doing so in 12 parsecs is apparently a good indication of a fast ship.

    *dorkhat off*

  22. Re:Probably not antimatter based on measured spect by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm shocked that it took this many posts for a reasonable response to pop up. Yowza. Slashdot is losing its touch.

    Meanwhile, if you scan through the paper itself (arXiv link is downthread), they discuss spectra and absorption bands that are roughly similar to other stellar events in overall energy profile; a lot of it was in the visible spectrum.

    You're right, it appears that the energy peaked in the infrared spectrum. Which is not at all consistent with antimatter annihilation.

    My next best guess would be a failed star birth. If there was enough hydrogen collecting to ignite, but nothing that lit it from where we could see, the star would appear to simply come into existence. Of course, that raises all kinds of questions about how a star could ignite without sufficient fuel to sustain it. Unless the trigger was some other event. e.g. If we poured enough energy into Jupiter (say, terrawatt lasers), would it be possible to briefly ignite the gas giant?

    Hmm... it's tough to come up with ideas without venturing out into the land of "maybes". Which is all idle speculation unless one is willing to test the theory in some manner. (Either crunch the numbers or run an experiment to determine the viability of such concepts.)