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Data Centers Crucial To Lehman Sale

miller60 writes "What assets retain value in the midst of a financial panic? Data centers. When assets of bankrupt Lehman Brothers were sold to Barclays Tuesday for $1.75 billion, Lehman's data centers and headquarters accounted for $1.5 billion of the value in the deal. That echoes the JPMorgan-Bear Stearns fire sale, in which Bear's two data centers and HQ represented much of the sale price. Amidst financial turmoil, Wall Street's high-tech data centers become the crown jewels for buyers of distressed assets."

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  1. Asset valuation programmer seeks job by tjstork · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi! I'm a programmer for Lehman brothers and I'm looking for work. I was the designer of Assett Manager 1.0, a powerful tool that allowed our brokers to get values of our contracts....it's not a bad program, but it had a couple of bugs in it that I would like to have fixed.

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    1. Re:Asset valuation programmer seeks job by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Idiots buying houses they couldn't afford so they were foreclosed and sold for cheap.

      Companies enabling idiots to buy things they can't afford have their own assets siezed and sold for cheap.

      Poetic Justice(tm)

    2. Re:Asset valuation programmer seeks job by spun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nice. I'm sure this whole mess boild down to 'idiots buying houses they can't afford' and the companies who enable them.

      No, I'm sure no normal people got hurt in this mess, only bad, dumb people or greedy people who deserved it. I'm sure no first time home owning, hard working parents with dreams of getting out of the ghetto were suckered into ARMS that would screw them over at the first downturn. Nope. Couldn't happen.

      I'm sure no one with a job they thought was secure got laid off and found their finances spiraling out of control, then found themselves and their kids living in their car. Nope. Not in America.

      Have a heart, man. Don't try to make reality fit your worldview that everything is fair, hard work is always rewarded, and only bad people have bad things happen to them. People are born with compassion and empathy circuits in our brain for a reason, and those that don't have them or can't use them are seriously handicapped.

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    3. Re:Asset valuation programmer seeks job by db32 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey...where are your empathy circuits?! I can't believe you would call Republicans seriously handicapped...

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    4. Re:Asset valuation programmer seeks job by Venik · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The problem really started with you. And here's how. You elected the government, which adopted legislation, which enabled the lenders to give loans to unreliable borrowers, who would buy hugely overpriced houses they could not afford, that would go down in value because they were never worth their price in the first place, sending real estate business down the drain, closely followed by construction, mortgage, and insurance industries, that form the core of the country's financial system, which is controlled and guaranteed by the government, which borrowed trillions from EU, Japan, China and Russia to fight wars abroad for no particular reason, which dropped the value of the dollar, which caused energy prices to skyrocket, which accelerated our country's economic recession, which made it necessary for the government to spend more of your money to prop up this whole pyramid scheme we call the "free market". And how did all of this start? With too many of us voting for the idiot who couldn't spell "economy", let alone understand it.

    5. Re:Asset valuation programmer seeks job by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was the designer of Assett Manager 1.0, a powerful tool that allowed our brokers to get values of our contracts....it's not a bad program, but it had a couple of bugs in it that I would like to have fixed.

      Unfortunately it appears that some people missed your important email (subject line:"important Tech news..") about positive and negative values being displayed the wrong way round if the application is started between 7 and 9.30AM. I suspect that many also missed your 284-line MSN message reminding them of the "isolated few dozen places" where they had to watch out for decimal points being a digit or two out of place.

      Other than that your software was excellent, and it's a real shame we won't be able to give you your bonus of -$2.347 this year.

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    6. Re:Asset valuation programmer seeks job by Abreu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Problem is, the entire global economy is affected when the US is in a recession. ...and most of us cringed when we saw that you reelected Bush

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    7. Re:Asset valuation programmer seeks job by David+Gerard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "We owe it all to the bedrock of our economy: the ordinary hard-working taxpayer. You resisted the siren call of credit cards, lived within your means to save for a rainy day, never took out an interest-only mortgage, credit score to make Jesus cry. Without taking every penny you saved over the $100,000 guarantee, we'd never have made it. And the best bit is, we know you'll still vote Republican! God bless you all!"

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    8. Re:Asset valuation programmer seeks job by IanHurst · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most of us did too, unfortunately. The re-election is truly unforgivable. Anybody can be wrong once, but to vote Bush twice... yeah.

      To be fair, some of the causes of this crisis go back decades. You can't pin quite everything on Bush - just a lot of it.

      Here's hoping we'll make ourselves an energy policy and get working on that current accounts deficit finally.

    9. Re:Asset valuation programmer seeks job by encoderer · · Score: 5, Informative

      The trouble is that this has NOT been happening as long as mortgages have been around.

      Anyone that knows anything about econ knows at the core Economics is about incentives.

      In the last 10-15 years inventives in real estate have been flipped backwards.

      Let's just take a few examples:

      #1 The rise of a secondary market for mortgages.

      There was a time when most mortgages were self-funded. The bank would fund the mortgage out of its own pocket. If they were sold, it was to FNMA.

      Banks had a real incentive to do solid deals on homes with proven valuations.

      In the late 90s the secondary market exploded. Somebody figured how to sell just portions of a mortgage by combining it with portions of other mortgages into a MBS (Mortgage Backed Security) and these securities were sold as ROCK SOLID CREDIT opportunites. The reason?

      #2 The derivatives market and other developments

      The derivatives market is valued at an est. 6tn. Bigger than stocks. Bigger than bonds. This and other developments, like the consolidation of the IBank industry led to real issues with the 3 credit rating agencies. There began to be financial incentives to give good, AA and AAA ratings to securities.

      So these MBS's were given, yes, A, AA and even AAA ratings. You have to understand that AAA means "rock solid investment." That is, a AAA credit rating is considered to be as good as a t-bill.

      #3 Brokers
      Since banks sold mortgages to the secondary market, all of a sudden you didn't NEED $200k for 15 years to lend somebody $200k. All you needed is $200k for 180 days. This led to the rise of mortgage brokers. With far less scrutiny than banks, it was easier to fudge numbers to get deals made.

      This led to an array of CRAZY financial instruments designed basically just to make a profit for the lender.

      Take the infamous NINJA loan: No Income, No Job, No Assets. That is, you're given a mortgage based on nothing but good looks and your credit score. Nothing else is verified.

      Or the interest-only loan with a balloon payment.

      Or ARMs.

      Technology played a part, too. A small role, but still, being able to access a HELC via a debit card makes that TV purchase or riding lawnmower or whatever a lot more tempting.

      All of these things casue real issues with inventives.

      Who is the appraiser working for? Well, he's hired by the loan officer. Who is the loan officer working for? Well, he's not lending his bosses money anymore, since the mortgage will be sold in 90 days after close anyway. Who is the agent working for?

      This has NOT been business as usual. Make no mistake about that.

    10. Re:Asset valuation programmer seeks job by evilviper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Problem is, the entire global economy is affected when the US is in a recession. ...and most of us cringed when we saw that you reelected Bush

      The US economy affects the world, but it's much more significant in this case than it should be...

      The entire global economy is MUCH WORSE off than if they were just dealing with a US recession. This is because banks (and mutual funds, and other investors) around the world were foolish enough to blindly buy up sub-prime mortgages. Governments around the world were silent as both private and public institutions took-up such risky investments as well.

      Bush most certainly didn't force them to do so. You get to take a good share of the blame, yourselves.

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    11. Re:Asset valuation programmer seeks job by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Take the infamous NINJA loan: No Income, No Job, No Assets. That is, you're given a mortgage based on nothing but good looks and your credit score. Nothing else is verified.

      The big problem with the NINJA loans was that the interest rates given on them did not reflect the risk. Typically NINJA loans were made with just a 1-2% premium over standard loans. They should have been assigned a Phenomenally Increased rate (at least a 5% premium), or PIRATE -- which would have held them in check.

      However, because the NINJAs were allowed to go unchecked, we still have a dearth of PIRATES, and thus heavy global warming in addition to the credit crunch.

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    12. Re:Asset valuation programmer seeks job by VJ42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In many ways I agree with what you've posted, however I live in the UK; you've probably heard the saying "when the US sneezes, the world catches a cold". Well what do you think happens to us when the US has 'flu?

      Of course it doesn't help that my own government has also mismanaged what little power it had, but I'm not taking the blame for mistakes made by the American electorate.

      Now do some of the more insular slashdotters out there understand why the rest of the world has an opinion on who should be the next president? It's not "interfering" in US internal affairs, but self-preservation. What happens in the USA has a direct impact on my wallet. I've seen parts of my savings shrink* because of US subprime mortgages. Thanks for the great choice of presidents\congresses guys.

      /end rant

      *having said that; if you've got cash, now's a good time to buy if you can afford to wait a year or two to get profits.

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    13. Re:Asset valuation programmer seeks job by encoderer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's certainly true. The only caveat I'd add would be that much of the problem isn't just "life" (in the proverbial sense).

      In many cases today the problem is black and white fraud.

      Yes, the borrower is at fault for taking more than they can afford.

      But our system has functioned properly since the New Deal by bringing accountability to those in the financial sector.

      Deregulation of the industry and a bevy of new financial instruments that are very difficult for individual regulators to fully understand and audit has eliminated this accountability.

      Honestly, we need to see mortgage brokers going to JAIL. We need to see appraisers going to JAIL. We need to see MILLIONS in personal property of CEOs and CFOs and such confiscated as restitution.

    14. Re:Asset valuation programmer seeks job by knghtrider · · Score: 4, Informative

      The trouble is that this has NOT been happening as long as mortgages have been around.

      Anyone that knows anything about econ knows at the core Economics is about incentives.

      In the last 10-15 years inventives in real estate have been flipped backwards.

      In the late 90s the secondary market exploded. Somebody figured how to sell just portions of a mortgage by combining it with portions of other mortgages into a MBS (Mortgage Backed Security) and these securities were sold as ROCK SOLID CREDIT opportunites. The reason?

      That somebody was Alan Greenspan. When he took over as Fed Chairman, one of his goals was to shrink the financial sector to just a few banks to better compete with Europe. In 1933, the US passed the Glass-Steagall act; which made it illegal for Lenders (Banks) and Underwriters (Brokers) to be under one roof. This law was further tightened in 1956 to exclude ownership of out of state banks.

      Fast forward to 1996. The Federal Reserve, under the leadership of Alan Greenspan (a former head of JP Morgan) decides to allow banks to have 25% of their business in Underwriting (brokerage). This decision effectively nullified Glass-Steagall. Then, in 1999, the Gramm-Leach-Bliley act repealed part of Glass-Steagall and opened the door for Banks to compete with Insurance and Security companies. This law was signed by then-president Bill Clinton. While it was created by two Republicans; it had bi-partisan support in an attempt to 'modernize' financial services.

      #3 Brokers Since banks sold mortgages to the secondary market, all of a sudden you didn't NEED $200k for 15 years to lend somebody $200k. All you needed is $200k for 180 days. This led to the rise of mortgage brokers. With far less scrutiny than banks, it was easier to fudge numbers to get deals made.

      This led to an array of CRAZY financial instruments designed basically just to make a profit for the lender.

      This monster is precisely what the GLBA created. And this monster is precisely why the Tech Bubble and then the Housing Bubble occurred. It will be a decade, at least, before we have completely recovered. The Bush Administration is not at fault for creating the mess, but neither they nor Congress did anything to fix it early on--despite numerous warnings from economists across the country.

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    15. Re:Asset valuation programmer seeks job by ksheff · · Score: 3, Informative

      What a lot of people don't understand is that this is occurring in other nations too. I'm sure any Slashdotters from the UK can chime in on the Northern Rock bailout and the condition of their real estate market.

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    16. Re:Asset valuation programmer seeks job by daemonburrito · · Score: 3, Informative

      An amusing footnote to illustrate how powerful the proto-financial-services people were in U.S. politics:

      Citigroup nee Citibank merged with Travelers a year before GLBA using a temporary exemption from Glass-Steagall.

      Smith-Barney, Travelers, Shearson and Primerica merged in 1994, five years before GLBA, using a similar waiver from Glass-Steagall compliance.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gramm-Leach-Bliley_Act

    17. Re:Asset valuation programmer seeks job by knghtrider · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh yes...there were others too; I just skimmed over the highlights. The biggest highlight of all is the fact that Alan Greenspan favors total deregulation of the financial sector.

      The same deregulation failure that has hit the Electric Industry in PA, where we are facing up to 60% cost increases in 2 years after the 'caps' come off. Caps that were put in place for 'deregulation' to occur and save the consumers. Deregulation to 'encourage' competition--that has led to the loss of 22 power companies in PA.

      The same deregulation that led to a telecommunication industry that has ultimately become 4 major companies, and a slew of smaller companies. The same industry where my landline costs were double my cell phone costs.

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  2. No DR Site? by Black-Man · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess this is one 'disaster' Lehman Bros couldn't failover?

  3. It's all about the data by plopez · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Programs come and go. Information is timeless and valuable.

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    1. Re:It's all about the data by mccalli · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No. it's all about avoiding the expense of building one yourself. The actual data in those centers may or may not be worthwhile to the buying organisation, but the floor space and ready-to-roll IT structure most certainly is.

      Posted anon since I was involved in one of these things recently.

    2. Re:It's all about the data by mccalli · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Posted anon since I was involved in one of these things recently.

      At least, it would have been if I'd had a brain.

      OK, since my name's out I'll finish the job. The operations are most likely valuable, as are the apps running in there. However, come merger and consolidation time merely having those centres around is a tremendous advantage. These things cost serious amounts of cash, and the electronic transaction volumes are growing all the time - yes, even now. So the raw existence of a pre-equipped building is the thing, not necessarily the data files within it.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    3. Re:It's all about the data by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And let's not forget the multi-gigawatt generators, the fail-over system, the trained staff, the fire suppression systems, the network infrastructure, the secured access, etc., etc., etc.

      The actual servers in the racks are the LEAST valuable part of a good data center. They're also the highest depreciating.

    4. Re:It's all about the data by wild_quinine · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Information is timeless and valuable.

      I just can't agree with this. When something is timeless that means that it does not age. But information does age. Virtually all information ages; all information relating to human affairs certainly does. The aging of information can be measured not merely in whether it is forgotten, or known, but in how it is considered. Remember: we can still watch the original series of Knight Rider on re-run channels. This does not mean it is 'timeless'. It would be too polite to call it anachronistic.

      Even for example the information we have about the collapse of Lehman.

      Two weeks ago that information would have been worth billions.

      Now it is common knowledge, and the details must be investigated, after the fact.

      In twenty years it will be of historical interest, taught in economics classes.

      In a thousand years it may have been forgotten.

      The very fact that we have already seen different states of this information over two weeks means that it is not timeless.

    5. Re:It's all about the data by Will+Fisher · · Score: 4, Informative

      Almost! It's actually about the location of the data center, i.e, close to the exchange. A fast, low latency connection to the exchange gives you a crucial edge over the competition. It means when things change you can get your trades in before your competition does. This is ever more important in the up-and-coming automated trading systems.

  4. All you really need are... by rodney+dill · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your towel and your thumb.

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  5. Suprising? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What assets retain value in the midst of a financial panic? Data centers.

    You know what else retains value in the midst of a financial panic? Skyscrapers.

    Anytime you have physical assets, you have value. Especially if those physical assets are in continuing demand. (Which data centers are in particular, because the Technology sector is doing quite well right now.)

    The only difference is that companies rarely own their own spaces anymore. They sold them off to realty companies long ago, because they didn't want to be in the real-estate business. This sort of sell/lease arrangement is almost certain to become common with data centers in the future. CoLos are already the standard of the industry, and are going to take over increasing amounts of large corporate business in the future.

    1. Re:Suprising? by russotto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know what else retains value in the midst of a financial panic? Skyscrapers.

      Depends on what caused the panic. I wouldn't be surprised if the book value on many skyscrapers dropped significantly about 7 years ago.

    2. Re:Suprising? by Kingrames · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would say the value of at least 2 of those towers was greatly overestimated, in that ever since then they've cost us way too much.

      I am not, however, referring to money.

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    3. Re:Suprising? by alexander_686 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Tell that to the Japanese, where skyscrapers have fallen in value by a good 50%. When your mortage is worth more than the building this is not an asset.

    4. Re:Suprising? by AndersOSU · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know what else retains value in the midst of a financial panic? Skyscrapers.

      That's true... Unless there's a real estate crisis coincident with the financial panic.

      Sure, a sky scraper isn't going to lose all it's value, but it could be worth less than you paid for it - especially if companies are failing by the dozen and your prospects for new tenants aren't good.

      Also from the irony department: Lehman didn't own it's London offices, and the rent Lehman paid for the space was 15% of the landlords total income. The landlord, thinking ahead carried insurance to protect against the eventuality that one of their major tenants would vacate. Their insurance company: AIG.

    5. Re:Suprising? by Deadplant · · Score: 3, Funny

      Come on now, you can't use Japan as an example when talking about real places.
      Everyone knows Japan is from an alternate (cooler) dimension and is protruding into our world as a space-time anomaly.

    6. Re:Suprising? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sure, a sky scraper isn't going to lose all it's value, but it could be worth less than you paid for it

      I somewhat doubt Lehman is making a profit on their data centers, either. What they are doing is liquidating the assets that have value.

      The landlord, thinking ahead carried insurance to protect against the eventuality that one of their major tenants would vacate. Their insurance company: AIG.

      As amusing as it is, that's exactly why AIG is in trouble. Each tier saw the risk coming and tried to pass the risk upstream. The problem is that the risk was not isolated. With all these upstream pushes, the risk ended up concentrated in the largest companies in the market. It's no coincidence that AIG is one of the largest insurance underwriters in the world.

    7. Re:Suprising? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Uhh... is the technology sector doing well?

      Indeed. It's one of the few sectors where rapidly rising oil costs and plummeting property values has little effect. As a result, the sector is one of the strongest in the market today. And not just because people must have the latest and greatest software and gadgetry. (Consumers actually have less money for that.) Instead, technology is seen as a possible solution to the problems plaguing other industries.

      Real world example: UPS developed software to route their trucks through fewer left turns. This rerouting reduces fuel costs and thus produces tremendous savings for the company.

    8. Re:Suprising? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From TFA:

      The data centers and Lehman's headquarters building accounted for $1.5 billion of the deal's value

      Throw that in and you have $1.5 billion, no problem.

    9. Re:Suprising? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sorry, wrong building. This is the one in the deal.

    10. Re:Suprising? by jason8 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Be very careful not to click on the "[Purchase]" links on that page. If it's a one-click process like Amazon's you could suddenly find yourself in a world of pain.

  6. Free by C_Kode · · Score: 2, Funny

    Using Linux could have saved millions. ;) :P

    1. Re:Free by C_Kode · · Score: 2, Funny

      Saved millions of blue screens of death? :D

  7. Not surprising, but not really about data centers by Optic7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is it any surprise that the most valuable assets in a company that is going down the tubes would be its physical assets, real estate, etc? The summary itself says data centers AND HEADQUARTERS. What a shock that "datacenterknowledge.com" is telling us how valuable and important data centers are. I'm almost tempted to say this is spam, but I can't be bothered to go to the website to learn more about it.

  8. Re:Not surprising, but not really about data cente by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Real estate: billions

    Data centers: couple million

  9. Re:Asset bigger than realized.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    What?? I'm sorry, I gotta call your bluff here: [Citation Needed].

    Banks *love* electronic retention, because it's zillions of times cheaper than paper retention. I was working on a project in the early 90s for a now-purchased-purchased-purchased bank that was nearly zealous in their conversion from warehouses full of checks and bonds and whatever to WORM-drive archiving of photos of said instruments. It didn't get much trendier (and certainly not 5-10-15 years behind) than that. Pretty much any way a bank can remove people or real estate from the equation they will... barring, of course, sexy corner-lot retail space that a competitor might use.

  10. Re:Asset bigger than realized.... by Notquitecajun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I deal with a lot of distressed older commercial debt, so I see a lot of the backlog. There are a handful of banks, certainly, that have it right, but there are plenty out there which can't afford the expense of updating to modern data retention, or at least taking care of what is already on paper. There's a ton of paper out there in places like Iron Mountain and such which does nothing but store paper because the bank can't afford to digitize the stuff. You're partly right, at least for the bank you did work with, but I see tons of other material as well that never makes it that far.

  11. I don't think it's so much the hardware. . . by JSBiff · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As the data which is stored on those servers. Don't you think the financial data for tens of thousands of customers is worth something? Also, physical facilities, HVAC, network infrastructure, etc. Also, a lot of the value of a data center, I suppose (I'm no expert in this field) might be less about the hardware itself, as the engineering that went into building up the data center as a cohesive, integrated system.

  12. but by toby · · Score: 4, Funny

    People are born with compassion and empathy circuits in our brain for a reason, and those that don't have them or can't use them are seriously handicapped.

    ...But will probably get elected anyway. :(

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  13. There's a difference between 'dumb' and 'trusting' by spun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Also, a difference between 'dumb' and 'uneducated about financial matters.' Is there a class on ARMS in high school people can take? I don't think those are covered in home ec.

    People can't be experts on every field. Add to that fact that finances bring up survival fears in most people, and fear shuts down the brain, and you will see that many people may be smart in many areas, but uneducated about finance.

    So people have to trust the experts they hire to do right by them. When those experts say, "Hey, you can own a house now and save that money you were putting into rent. Don't read the fine print, it's boring and it doesn't matter," people trust those experts. And they were misled.

    Finally, I know you probably agree with me but I have to point it out: dumb people do not DESERVE to be taken advantage of by smart people. Social Darwinism is an inherently fascist, evil, and anti-social philosophy that destroys societies and people's lives. Don't subscribe to it. Society works because of trust, and social Darwinism destroys that trust.

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  14. This is a Fire Sale, Hard Assets Count Period by mpapet · · Score: 3, Interesting

    First of all, these are unprecedented times in global financial markets. Once in 100 years is putting it mildly.

    Second, a data center and a building are the only assets that can be valued with the shotgun marriages the Administration, Treasury, and Fed are making right **now.** By now, I mean no sleep, no one leaves until the deal is closed NOW.

    BofA got a sweetheart deal with Countrywide, they are getting another sweetheart deal with whatever brokerage they acquire. The same holds true of JPMorgan Chase and Co.

    The Fed has literally run out of money with the AIG nationalization and has asked the treasury to print more dollars NOW. http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/271257f2-83f1-11dd-bf00-000077b07658.html

    Once again, the losses are being socialized while the titans of financial executive management just walk away.

    You would be wise to re-balance your asset pool to reflect coming inflation. And any pension holders out there should do your best to liquidate your pension today, that is, if your pension isn't underfunded already or if that is even possible.

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    1. Re:This is a Fire Sale, Hard Assets Count Period by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Fed has literally run out of money with the AIG nationalization and has asked the treasury to print more dollars NOW.

      Just as a correction, AIG was *not* nationalized. It was provided a bridge loan while it's slowly dismantled. The US will then, in theory, be paid back through funds generated by the selloff of assets and subsidiaries. It's effectively a controlled liquidation of the company.

      As for the Treasury programme, I have no idea what you're talking about vis a vis "[printing] money". They're providing a supplementary fund to the Fed, and they're getting the money by, among other things, auctioning T-bills just like they normally do. So what are you going on about, again?

  15. Re:There's a difference between 'dumb' and 'trusti by Abreu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have to point it out: dumb people do not DESERVE to be taken advantage of by smart people. Social Darwinism is an inherently fascist, evil, and anti-social philosophy that destroys societies and people's lives. Don't subscribe to it. Society works because of trust, and social Darwinism destroys that trust.

    Quoted because it deserved to be posted twice.

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  16. Re:There's a difference between 'dumb' and 'trusti by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Also, a difference between 'dumb' and 'uneducated about financial matters.' Is there a class on ARMS in high school people can take? I don't think those are covered in home ec.

    No, you're mixing two separate things up. If you don't understand ARMs that doesn't make you dumb. But if you then buy one and you don't understand them, that definitely makes you dumb. What the hell?! A mortgage is a huge commitment. You're going to be paying it back for a long, long time. If somebody commits to a huge thing, turns around and says "Oops! I guess I can't deal with this after all. It was scary and my brain shut down" then I don't see why they are deserving of much sympathy.

    So people have to trust the experts they hire to do right by them. When those experts say, "Hey, you can own a house now and save that money you were putting into rent. Don't read the fine print, it's boring and it doesn't matter," people trust those experts. And they were misled.

    No, they were stupid. The risks involved with large debts are enormous. This is way different than being misled by a second hand car salesman and buying a SUV with poor mileage. This is a vast sum of money. If there's one time in your life you read the boring fine print and think about it really hard, it's when taking out a gigantic loan.

    Finally, I know you probably agree with me but I have to point it out: dumb people do not DESERVE to be taken advantage of by smart people. Social Darwinism is an inherently fascist, evil, and anti-social philosophy that destroys societies and people's lives. Don't subscribe to it. Society works because of trust, and social Darwinism destroys that trust.

    Now this I do agree with. However trust can cross a line into blindness. Somebody who does whatever they're told without considering the consequences eventually crosses the line from being a poor innocent misled person into something else - a liability to society.

  17. What else is valuable? by symbolset · · Score: 2, Funny

    Intellectual property. Why just last Friday I patented "A business process and related methods to leverage instability in financial markets and raid the US treasury."

    I don't expect to deploy the process myself, but licensing should be worth a good bit.

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  18. Here's a clue by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Interesting

    y = (1 + x)^N

    It's the function which describes the growth of a debt due to interest.

    Here's the function which describes the growth in the money created at exactly the same moment, when the loan is taken out.

    y = x

    You notice one is exponential, the other isn't in fact growing at all.

    That is the Fractional Reserve Banking based monetary system. I'll let you work out the implications.
     

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  19. Terrible Article & Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I am an investment banker and can say with confidence that the datacenters were an afterthought in this deal. Important? Certainly. The most important? a joke. Bob Diamond and Barclays have wanted to extend its US investment banking business for several years, and found an opportunity to grab one at a fire sale. But the true value of the deal is enormously larger than listed, as it involves taking on assets estimated (with confidence, I'm sure)at $72 billion and liabilities of $68 billion. I'd recommend reading http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/5c9dcc26-83f1-11dd-bf00-000077b07658.html?nclick_check=1 to inform yourselves about the transaction.

    As to the Bear Stearns datacenters comprising the bulk of the value - that is about as wrong as you can get. The breakup fee (the fee paid to JP Morgan if the deal did not go through) was the building. JPM could have walked from the deal and gotten the builing, so to argue that the deal was for the building/datacenter is absurd. Let's not forget that the Federal Reserve alone lent $29 billion for the transaction. Datacenters are valuable, but not worth that amount of money.

  20. Wot No Houses? by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Here's the real problem. Everything the banks have lent money to people to buy are kinda valueless because they are obsolete. Technology keeps advancing such that there is no such thing as collateral any more and thus all the banks are worthless...

    I was under the impression that houses were the main cause of the problem- and with the possible exception of some ludicrously techie piles built by multi-billionaires, they aren't really "tech" items and they certainly don't go obsolete within four or five years.

    Even though cars (which I'd guess are probably second in terms of loan-spending) only last a few years, it's generally not because the tech goes obsolete, it's because they wear out and/or fall apart. (I'm sure that my parents first car (built in the late 1970s) would still be going today with some engine adjustments for unleaded petrol, except that its rusting to pieces by 1986 precludes this possibility!)

    Granted, I'm sure that people take out more (and less justifiable) loans to spend on tech crap than they should- along with home decorating and expensive holidays- but I doubt it's the driving force behind the current economic mess. In fact, moderately cutting-edge tech is *dirt cheap* compared to what it used to be twenty- and even in some areas ten- years ago. People can fill their new homes with techie crap which will generally still be worth a small fraction of what they paid for the house itself. Yeah, the house will last longer and can be considered an "investment" in the way that electronics technology almost never can. But the value and losses involved when that "investment" goes wrong dwarfs the cost of most peoples' boxes of flashy boys' toys.

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    1. Re:Wot No Houses? by tjstork · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was under the impression that houses were the main cause of the problem- and with the possible exception of some ludicrously techie piles built by multi-billionaires, they aren't really "tech" items and they certainly don't go obsolete within four or five years.

      Think : Home Equity Loans...

      besides, if banks have a million reposessed houses...how much are they worth if no one will buy them?

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    2. Re:Wot No Houses? by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem has nothing to do with the houses. They could just as well be tulips. Or WoW gold.

      For the last two decades US economy had one dirty secret -- while Federal Reserve continued producing money that are used almost everywhere in the world, nothing that happens within US borders or under jurisdiction of US government actually had value that would correspond to the amount of money produced in US. So basically a ton of steel is produced in China, and Federal Reserve in US issues a loan for the amount that can buy a ton of steel from China. After tens or maybe hundreds of transactions money are in China, ton of steel is in US, and the world as a whole has more dollars than it had before. However since the total amount of dollars in the world is so huge, the contribution of this ton of steel is diluted so much, no one is supposed to notice. Chinese can use those money to buy oil from Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia can pay it to build a piece of skyscraper. Skyscraper builders buy food. Farmers buy tractors, etc., and thus the newborn ton-of-steel-worth amount of dollars is dissolved somewhere in the world's economy.

      What is wrong with this picture? Two things.

      First and foremost, this can't last. Ton of steel is small potatoes on the scale of the world's economy, however increasingly larger and larger part of US trade follows this model. Dollars getting more and more diluted, thus losing their value. Anticipating further loss of value, foreigners use dollars as a smaller part of their trade, replacing them with local currency, euro or even barter. That frees more dollars to participate in less trade, thus making dollars even less valuable. If anyone cares, this is how dollar dropped so far compared to euro from the initial position of parity.

      Second, it gives US Federal Reserve power to give someone "free" money and tell him "hey, China has this ton of steel -- it's yours now, you can pay us later (with money you will get from someone else who got them from us, too)!". While it doesn't happen exactly that way, this is the overall mechanism -- someone has to stuff Americans' pockets with money so they can pay for the import. And last time I have checked, there are no "free money" windows in Federal Reserve buildings. So how new money enter the economy? Through loans Federal Reserve does to large financial institutions. That happen to be investment banks and mortgage companies. Fannie and Freddy literally have a bunch of money and a task to distribute it to the population so those money can enter the worldwide economy -- if those money will end up in the hands of people who can afford to keep money in a bank, the Federal Reserve's mission is incomplete, they issued money and those money are not bringing foreign products into US! But equity loans accomplish this perfectly -- they are given to the money-hungry consumers, and consumers spend them on stuff, thus making all kinds of middlemen happy, and bringing products into US for the population to enjoy.

      So no, there is no failure of "bad" loans, loans were given to people who can't pay them back because mortgage companies simply ran out of people who can pay them back, and money are still there, sitting on their balance, not doing what they are supposed to do -- being the sole driving force behind a paper-shuffling machine that US economy turned into. It doesn't matter what loans were supposedly for -- a poorly built box made of gypsum/cardboard composite on a wooden frame, standing on a piece of land is completely detached from the hundreds of thousands dollars it supposedly is worth. As I have mentioned before, same thing could (and actually did) happen with arbitrary objects such as tulips, and same thing may (and I expect it to happen eventually) with completely imaginary "objects" such as WoW gold and items as long as someone can convince other people that those objects have value.

      It does not matter what it is, what matters is that a ritual of relinquishing control over such object for some money and a promise to pay those money

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  21. Re:There's a difference between 'dumb' and 'trusti by DriedClexler · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I agree with your general point:

    they were misled. ... dumb people do not DESERVE to be taken advantage of by smart people.

    But I still should point out that:

    -Any taken-advantage-of borrower requires an even-more-taken-advantage-of lender. The borrower gets to walk away, at least having a gained some time in a home they shouldn't have moved into, while the lender suffers a huge loss. (Of course what actually happened here was the immediate lender, a broker, pocketed a huge gain and dumped it on other investors.)
    -The problems were by and large not with the fine print. They were problems like, "I didn't know that adjustable rate mortgages adjust" and "I can't actually afford the monthly payments".

    Btw, I think a large part of the problem could have been avoided with a very light regulation: label as "dangerous" any mortgage other than a fixed rate, 20% down, 30-year, fully-amortizing, non-recourse, no-prepayment penalty. Then, require it to be authorize by a rubber-stamp government agency that approves everything it gets, but after taking three weeks to get back to you. That adds a huge psychological barrier to non-savvy buyers, effectively steering them away from unsafe mortgages, while not making much of a difference to people who know what they're doing.

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  22. Re:All the banks are valueless. by religious+freak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Um no. Though houses, businesses and commercial real estate are worth less due to market conditions, they are certainly not valueless.

    If you think your house isn't worth anything I'd be happy to buy it for twice that price :)

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  23. Re:There's a difference between 'dumb' and 'trusti by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have to point it out: dumb people do not DESERVE to be taken advantage of by smart people. Social Darwinism is an inherently fascist, evil, and anti-social philosophy that destroys societies and people's lives. Don't subscribe to it. Society works because of trust, and social Darwinism destroys that trust.

    Quoted because it deserved to be posted three times.

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  24. Re:There's a difference between 'dumb' and 'trusti by darkfire5252 · · Score: 3, Informative

    -Any taken-advantage-of borrower requires an even-more-taken-advantage-of lender. The borrower gets to walk away, at least having a gained some time in a home they shouldn't have moved into, while the lender suffers a huge loss. (Of course what actually happened here was the immediate lender, a broker, pocketed a huge gain and dumped it on other investors.)

    I love how you gloss over this statement in parenthesis as if it's a minor point. The situation that occurred is that predatory lenders issued ARM mortgages to people that they knew would be unable to pay for them. Keep in mind, the issuing bank has a full financial report of the borrower's income, debts, and credit history. These bankers then offered deals such as "you can have a fixed rate mortgage, but you'll need a $10k down payment, but if you get an ARM, we can do it without a down payment!" I live in Tennessee, and by and far this state is not as hard hit as some others. One of the reasons is that we have protective lending laws. In this state, you cannot get a mortgage without a 10% (IIRC) down payment. That may seem unfair to those who cannot afford the down payment, but it's for their own good; if they can't afford the 10% down, odds are they cannot afford the mortgage, and a bank should be prevented from signing them into a contract they cannot afford to pay off.

  25. Re:Disgusting by infinite9 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Picking up the spoils of a catastrophe they were instrumental in causing. What a bunch of dicks.

    They weren't instrumental in causing it. They just chose not to rescue them out of fear of the damage that lehman's debt could cause barclays. And they had good reason. There was no way to evaluate the risk level or value of lehman's toxic debt. Their actions were just good business.

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  26. Re:Disgusting by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, Barclays was in talks with the Treasury Department. When the Treasury Department declined to cover Lehman's liabilities, Barclays decided that Lehman's liabilities exceeded the value of its assets.
    There is nothing disgusting about that. That is just business. Lets use a car analogy. Last month you were talking to someone about buying their car. It was worth $5000 but they still owed $6000 on it. They offered to let you have it if you took over the loan payments. You declined. Today the bank has repossessed the car and is offering it for $3000. There is nothing disgusting about you buying the car at that $3000. This just happened faster.

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  27. god bless ninja loans by spectro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Take the infamous NINJA loan: No Income, No Job, No Assets. That is, you're given a mortgage based on nothing but good looks and your credit score. Nothing else is verified

    Thanks to these NINJA Loans this month it will be 5 years since I live in my own house. I may have never gotten out of renting without them since I wasn't good with money, my credit score sucked and had no assets besides my computers and car (following George Carlin's leadership, the rest of my paychecks went to pussy and beer)

    The best call I made was buying the cheapest decent house ($124k) I could afford so my mortgage ended up just $100 more than what I was paying for rent. The builder told me I could qualify for a big ol' house twice that amount but I resisted. I am glad I did, I have been able to comfortably pay all my bills even on rainy days.

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    1. Re:god bless ninja loans by petermgreen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good for you, unfortunately many people when given the ability to spend way beyond thier means by the dodgy mortgage brokers did so. Of course in many areas housing is in limited supply so more money availible to borrow just means prices go up meaning even more people end up taking out loans that they can't really afford.

      Now there has been a massive bust and the feds have to work out how to deal with it without destroying the rest of the US economy and possiblly several other countries economies too.

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  28. Re:Disgusting-working with scale. by LotsOfPhil · · Score: 2, Informative
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  29. Re:All the banks are valueless. by Crazyswedishguy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For people who are still struggling to understand what's going on with the whole financial crisis, here's a great primer I was directed to: Subprime Primer.
    It's a very simplified explanation of what's happened. From what I understand, it all comes down to everyone believing that real-estate value wouldn't stop rising.

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  30. Re:All the banks are valueless. by TemporalBeing · · Score: 3, Informative

    From what I understand, it all comes down to everyone believing that real-estate value wouldn't stop rising.

    That's a pretty good summation for parts of the country (e.g. the Washington D.C. area, probably areas like California too). Essentially, in W.D.C, people said "Well, the gov't is here, and so jobs are guaranteed. So housing will always go up." The problem is when it goes beyond where the base market can buy.

    There's also another issue though - there were a lot of banks, etc. that issued bad mortgages outright. For example - the high school graduate students that moved into my parent's neighborhood - no jobs, but they got a mortgage, and eventually ended up in foreclosure. Of course, the city of Columbus, OH had some issues too politically as they tried to "clean up" downtown by moving the "poor" out into new housing (helping to get the qualified for loans they shouldn't have had) elsewhere in the state - e.g. by my parents, and other places in the Greater Columbus, OH area. For them, the politics work out good - their constituents are happy, and those people are now "someone else's problem" (literally), so it is hard to hold them accountable (their district was improved while someone else's was deteriorated).

    Another good example - my wife and I were looking at buying a house in 2006. In getting pre-qualified, we looked at Washington Mutual and several others. Because we did not have a large-enough down-payment available (we had closing costs) at that time, WaMu was going to give us a double loan so we didn't have to have PMI (mortgage insurance). The first loan would be the mortgage itself, and the second was to become the down payment. We didn't really like it; but they were going to let us do that. We ended up not buying that year, and have since moved and bought a house through BB&T, with a better loan - only one loan too.

    All-in-all, it was not just one issue that caused the problem.

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  31. Re:All the banks are valueless. by KingAdrock · · Score: 2, Informative

    The problem is that something is only worth what someone will pay for it... and nobody is buying. Lack of liquidity is the real driver of the problems many of these banks and investment houses are seeing.

  32. Re:All the banks are valueless. by pyite · · Score: 2, Informative

    Um no. Though houses, businesses and commercial real estate are worth less due to market conditions, they are certainly not valueless.

    Part of the problem is that the assets that have dropped to nothing are not the homes themselves. They are securitizations of the loans issued to buy these homes. If you own such a securitized loan, you can't go to the 1000 homeowners that back it and say "hey, let's work something out." You can either sell it for pennies on the dollar or hold on.

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  33. Re:There's a difference between 'dumb' and 'trusti by rickb928 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not a mortgage broker, nor a banker, but this is how *I* approached buying a house:

    - I spend $40 on a 'first-time homeowner's class'. Worth 10 times that. I learned about PITI, interest rates, amortization schedules, and had a memorable class (1 of 8) with a Realtor who warned us that real estate brokers were not our friends, and Realtors were the best of the bunch (something to do with the name and ethical promises that they broke less often than merely licensed brokers) and we should watch THEM just as carefully. He was right, except for my first broker.

    - Assisted my GF in 2001 in buying her first house. Read the loan documents several times, and then explained to her in English what they meant. check the interest rate (fixed), the schedule of payments (all the same except for the last one, about $5 off) and the general terms (no balloons, no adjustments, nothing wierd). She still has the house, and is damned lucky. It didn't work out between us, but that's not the point of this little ditty. I easily spent 10-15 hours understanding the load, being my first, and focusing on much stuff that isn't important like state law regarding defaults, boilerplate about terms and conditions, etc.

    - Assisted my wife in both selling 2 houses and buying another. The sales were painful, since one had to be completed after we moved cross-country. But done. Again, in buying, we got a NINJA loan, and again I read everything and explained it in English - fixed rate, level payments, no tricky stuff. The first loan we got presented to us was an 80/20, ARM, IO. this was in Phoenix in 2005, the height of the market here. We had plenty of down payment, didn't want an ARM, and didn't need interest-only, since we were buying an income property to hold. Told the broker the next time she pulled that we would be looking elsewhere. No problem, no more jokes, we got it. Probably spend 4 hours reading over the loan, now knowing what was important and what could be deferred.

    - A year later, we refinanced, to change the interest rate. Again, going over the documents, same drill. This time, I paid extra-close attention, being a refi, and ti did take three tries to get various stuff right, like avoiding PMI since we had 30%+ equity, and still they screwed up the escrow afterwards.

    I can see where a first-time buyer could easily look at a house, hear about deals, call a broker, get hooked up with their 'mortgage guy', and shown a loan for so little money that they have to buy, it's "cheaper than renting"! Never look at the details, never see a payment amount 3x what they thought it would be in a few years, and yeah, when the statemnet comes in and their $1150 payment turns into $3700, they probably soil themselves. And can't figure out how it happened. And call the bank and ask what error they made, and find out they were scammed. Do they hope for a handout from the government? I bet many do. By this standard, we would be spending a LOT of money bailing out people who were scammed. Sadly, while I sympathize, buying a house is the biggest transaction most people ever make in their lives. And many spend more time choosing their next party dress or table saw than they do checking their next mortgage.

    My front tenant went through a different travail. He had an ARM, but expected to refi in plenty of time. That was in 2006 in Phoenix. In 2007, he found out the market was in the dumper, he owed 20% more than the house could be sold for, and wasn't going to get refinananced. His payment went from $1500 to $4200. He moved into my front unit and left the keys to his house with the bank. Timing on his part, and he just got caught in the grinder. Plenty of people did that too. He doesn't expect a handout from the government. he just hopes to be ok in 5-7 years.

    Cruel to say they oughta pay the price? Somehow Darwin is celebrated but his theory is selectively applauded.

    Now, if you look carefully, you will find that the FBI has 19 mortgage fraud investigations open, 3 in the las

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  34. Re:There's a difference between 'dumb' and 'trusti by glitch23 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I live in Tennessee, and by and far this state is not as hard hit as some others. One of the reasons is that we have protective lending laws. In this state, you cannot get a mortgage without a 10% (IIRC) down payment.

    I'm in WV and to get a loan that isn't through the Federal Housing Administration (an FHA loan) you have to have 5% down but you pay PMI. You have to put down 20% to not pay PMI. If you *do* get an FHA loan then you only need 10% down to get out of PMI but around here (north-central WV) I got info last year about this time on minimum down payments for a mortgage and as of that time no one was changing their lending practices in the area: they still were only requiring 5% down. I haven't looked into it lately despite still being in the market to buy a house just because I haven't yet got far enough into the process of buying one to find out the mortgage requirements in-depth.

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  35. Re:There's a difference between 'dumb' and 'trusti by Conficio · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You are making the posters point:

    "A mortgage is a huge commitment. You're going to be paying it back for a long, long time" means it is scary, because you can't foresee the long, long future you are making a commitment to.

    Also, this argument was countered by clever sales people, saying, well you are taking a 30 year mortgage, but you are staying only (on average) for 5-7 years in the house. So what do you care about the interest rate for longer than that time period (balloon loan?). So average people got lured by false argumentation to they overcame their fear.

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