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State of Kentucky Seizes Control of 141 Domain Names

ashmodai9 writes "In a rather interesting (read: insane) decision, a district judge in the State of Kentucky has awarded control of 141 online gambling domain names to the governor of the state. Most of these are hosted offshore, and very few are registered under US domain name registrars, let alone registrars in the State of Kentucky (are there any?). You can check out the press release here, and confirm that the Commonwealth of Kentucky does in fact now 'own' these domain names by performing a WHOIS search on any of the domains listed here."

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  1. Chicken by 77Punker · · Score: 5, Funny

    What I'd really like to gain control of are those 11 secret herbs and spices.

    1. Re:Chicken by snowraver1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      1. flour
      2. lard
      3. fat
      4. oil
      5. grease
      7. deep fryer crud
      8. salt
      9. bread crumbs
      10. MSG
      11. aritificial flavouring.

      Don't tell anyone!

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    2. Re:Chicken by beacher · · Score: 4, Funny

      And the secret to their state jelly! It's kind of bland but the tube makes it so easy to spread on the bread!

    3. Re:Chicken by Icarium · · Score: 4, Funny

      That would be the number 6 he left out...

    4. Re:Chicken by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Funny

      Base-2 fool. Chicken, fat, salt.

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    5. Re:Chicken by Hal_Porter · · Score: 5, Funny

      We can see number 6 here. Are you in Kentucky?

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    6. Re:Chicken by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Funny

      beakless, clawless ... with enormous breasts.

      Funny, that's exactly how I like my women.

    7. Re:Chicken by stimpleton · · Score: 2, Funny

      "...smother them to death in beakless, clawless chickens with enormous breasts."

      Keep going....I am nearly there...

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  2. Well... by aztracker1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    window.location.replace('http://pwned.ky.us/');

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    1. Re:Well... by aztracker1 · · Score: 1, Funny

      I just think it's funny that Kentucky is ky.us (K-Y us)... How appropriate.

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  3. Re:Confirm? by halcyon1234 · · Score: 5, Funny

    How would the State of Kentucky "seize" a domain name registered in the Isle of Man anyway?

    Simple. The judge says "I'm teh reel ultimate powerz and my gavel sez I PWN TEHSE NAMES ON THE TUBES!" And since he ordered it, it must obviously happen.

    Next up, Judge Orders Construction of Perpetual Motion Machine.

  4. the most important question: by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    what's the over/ under on how many days before kentucky reverses itself?

    and what site should i go to to get a piece of that action?

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  5. What next? by mweather · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next we'll see China seize 141 illegal democracy websites, such as whitehouse.gov.

    1. Re:What next? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      What, exactly, does whitehouse.gov have to do with democracy?

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  6. Re:Of course there are registrars in Kentucky. by aztracker1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    and not all white men are rich or powerful

    There goes my dating chances...

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  7. Re:Confirm? by Cow+Jones · · Score: 3, Funny

    Domain Name: GOLDENCASINO.COM

    Registrant:
            Commonwealth of Kentucky
            Michael Brown (secretaryofjustice@ky.gov)

    I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch our mothers from his neon claws!

    ...

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  8. Re:So may knee-jerk reactions.... by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll bet that's what's going to happen.

    Not on offshore gambling websites you wont! So says a district judge in Kentucky! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

  9. Re:Confirm? by Bryansix · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quick everybody call that number!

  10. Re:Confirm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Next up, Judge Orders Construction of Perpetual Motion Machine.

    Easy, just make a wheel where the relationship between the circumference and diameter is exactly 3.

  11. Re:Confirm? by Bobfrankly1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Registrant:
    Commonwealth of Kentucky
    Michael Brown (secretaryofjustice@ky.gov)

    Wow, how do I get an @ky.org e-mail address? Hopefully it's a slick and water-soluble process!

  12. Re:A few of these morons and by ottothecow · · Score: 4, Funny
    Sarah Palin

    Alaskan politicians are good at understanding the internet

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  13. Re:What is so dangerous about gambling anyway? by erlenic · · Score: 2, Funny

    I like in Kentucky, and I'm heavily involved in politics here, so I think I can answer that question with some authority:

    Gambling makes the baby Jesus cry.

    You may notice that I made no attempt to disclaim that answer as sarcasm. That's because it's not. People here literally want to stop gambling because it's supposedly immoral.

    To the rest of the world: I'm sorry for our idiotic governor. I promise to help stop his re-election in 2011.

  14. Re:A few of these morons and by SQLGuru · · Score: 3, Funny

    Al Gore should control it, after all, he invented it.

    Layne

  15. Oh my side! by rahlquist · · Score: 2, Funny

    All your base belong to kentuckeeeeeeeeeee

    What next Kentucky, a Slander suit to get the domain name away from Kentucky Fried Chicken?

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  16. Re:A few of these morons and by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sarah Palin

    Al Gore invented The Internet

    The same internet that's a "series of tubes" to Ted Stevens.

    And the "series of tubes" guy Stevens is also the "bridge to nowhere" guy.

    And the "bridge to nowhere" was supported, then disclamed, by Palin.

    Full circle. OMFG! It's a cabal trying to control the world!

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  17. Re:Wow. by RealGrouchy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder how many people need to get screwed before ICANN goes properly international.

    Screw that, let's just make our own Internet. With Blackjack. And Hookers.

    Unless, you know, some judge in Kentucky doesn't want us to.

    - RG>

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  18. Re:Malware alert by Atrox666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe someone should charge the owner of that address with spreading malware. The Commonwealth of Kentucky I believe.