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China Announces Launch-Success Details — Before Launch

Ironsides writes "After faking the fireworks at the Olympics this year, one would have thought China had learned their lesson. Now, it appears they announced the success of their manned space mission before liftoff even occured, complete with dialogue."

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  1. But they said it would be open and honest by Kligat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They said it would be open, honest, and transparent so as to let everyone get a glimpse into this historic achievement as a gesture of kindness toward the world. I actually thought about watching it for a few seconds, because there is only so much I thought they could think they could get away with. I guess I needed another reminder.

  2. In other news, steve jobs is dead by fyleow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't news agencies prepare stories before it happens so they can be published quickly? There was that article about Steve Jobs' demise which obviously did not happen.

    1. Re:In other news, steve jobs is dead by pushing-robot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, I'd be surprised if Xinhua hadn't written both success and failure stories weeks ago.

      Seriously, people — it's a common gaffe, not an evil Communist plot.

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      How can I believe you when you tell me what I don't want to hear?
  3. It's not funny by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If they're lying about their success (and yes, even if the mission turns out to be a success, they're still lying by announcing it early) then what else are they lying about?

    For all we know dozens of taikonauts have died or been wounded in the making of China's space program.

    They wouldn't tell us if it was the case.

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    How we know is more important than what we know.
  4. Re:Not really news, happens all the time, everywhe by Apple+Acolyte · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, but as others have pointed out, such scripted articles and speeches don't include supposed dialog from the future.

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    Part of the hardcore faithful who believed in Apple long before it was cool again to do so
  5. Re:What's next, a fake moon walk? by lysergic.acid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the sad thing is, this deception was so unnecessary. i mean, obviously they didn't mean to post the article until after the launch. and in all likelihood the launch will probably be success, and even if the launch weren't people would eventually find out.

    so why go through the trouble to write fake news about a space mission that you're planning on carrying out anyway? that defeats the purpose doesn't it?

  6. Yes, but this wasn't a prep piece by OneIfByLan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, and the obituary of every major public figure has already been written as well. Such prep pieces are responsible practice for newspapers that have to be ready on-the-spot.

    This wasn't one of those pieces. This was an entire narrative complete with faked dialogue and details, such as being complete ahead of schedule. This wasn't preparation -- this was deception.

    Unfortunately, lately we seem to have absolutely no room to talk, given the practices of our own "You-have-to-give-me-700-billion-dollars-right-now-no-questions-asked-or-there-will-be-disaster" government.

    1. Re:Yes, but this wasn't a prep piece by Surt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What makes you think the dialogue and details were faked rather than scripted? I mean, in a country with no free speech, you can tell your astronauts precisely what they are going to say and do. It makes writing the press announcements ahead of time quite reasonable. If someone deviates, you kill them. It discourages the rest. Really, it's all quite efficient.

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    2. Re:Yes, but this wasn't a prep piece by level4 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. Any major news company does this kind of thing if there's a big event coming that they know about; it's just part of being prepared.

      You can just imagine how it went down - ask an intern to draft a victorious announcement. Jazz it up with some dialogue, use your imagination, etc. Sure, posting it ahead of time was pretty dumb, but hardly the huge conspiracy of deception that the summary makes it out to be - how exactly could you fake a successful rocket launch, anyway? Or more so - hide an explosive failure?

      Ridiculous. It's much ado about nothing. I bet this happens every day.

      And as for the "fake fireworks", I have another revelation for everyone - did you see that man who ran in the air all around the stadium? See him? Well, prepare to have your mind blown. Are you ready? Sure you're really ready? OK, get this:

      He wasn't really flying!

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  7. A thought by AEC216 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Some consider China a threat. When ruled by ideology, group think, and the lowest common denominator, this is what you get.

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    May I please have my frontal lobotomy if I bring back the ashtrays?
  8. Re:What's next, a fake moon walk? by lysergic.acid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    i happen to be ethnically Chinese (1.5th generation immigrant from Taiwan), and i can tell you that you're still missing the point--and making a complete ass of yourself.

    the U.S. has nothing in common with China?

    let's see, China has a market economy, and so does the U.S.
    China has an army, navy, air force, police force and fire fighters, as does the U.S.
    China has McDonalds--hrmm... i think the U.S. has that too.
    China has hosted the Olympics, and what a coincidence, so has the U.S.
    China exports tons of weapons, just as the U.S. does.
    China has ratified the Kyoto Protocol, and so has--oh wait, nope, you're right about that one.
    but neither China nor the U.S. recognize Taiwan as an independent country.*
    China imports a shit ton of oil each year, so does the U.S.
    Chinese government leaders are corrupt, so are U.S. leaders.
    China has nationalists and dissidents, so does the U.S.
    China has a privileged elite and a disenfranchised poor, so does the U.S.
    China has membership in the IMF, just as the U.S. does.
    China has a stock market, just as the U.S. does. ...

    and you're accusing other people of being deluded?

    *-being Taiwanese and my Dad being very pro-Taiwanese independence, i was raised to despise China. but even i wouldn't make such blatant hyperboles and blanket generalizations about China.

    as i said, grow up. and learn to stop viewing the world in black & whites.

  9. Re:Thank you, Captain Obvious. by MikeBabcock · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, THEY didn't, your media outlet did.

    How did you watch the games, by Chinese broadcast, or by your own country's broadcaster? I watched the intro on Australian, Canadian and American networks and got different views of the opening ceremonies.

    One of those even bothered to point out that the footsteps were taped beforehand and given to the outlets as pre-made footage to be played.

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    - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)