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IBM Wants Patent On Finding Areas Lacking Patents

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the all-for-me-none-for-you dept.

theodp writes "It sounds like a goof — especially coming from a company that pledged to raise the bar on patent quality — but the USPTO last week disclosed that IBM is seeking a patent for Methodologies and Analytics Tools for Identifying White Space Opportunities in a Given Industry, which Big Blue explains allows one 'to maximize the value of its IP by investigating and identifying areas of relevant patent 'white space' in an industry, where white space is a term generally used to designate one or more technical fields in which little or no IP may exist,' and filling those voids with the creation of additional IP."

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  1. Too meta for me... by Loibisch · · Score: 4, Funny

    My head explodes at the sheer number of possible meta-jokes hidden here...

    1. Re:Too meta for me... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "It is illegal to behave in an intelligent fashion without permission. We have articulated all the intelligent ways in which a human can behave that we are aware of, and you are not permitted to behave in any of these ways unless you have paid for the privilege. If you have no money, you are permitted to work like a slave in the employ of someone who has already paid. If you do not wish to do so, you are permitted to starve to death."

      According to our rulers, whom we may disagree with but still materially obey, this is progress.

      Incidentally, they also own the land, the sea, the skies, and your sorry ass. Better put your head down and get to work.

      Has anyone ever noticed that it's hard to eliminate an armed and active military force, and yet you can eliminate those who created the weapons with a brick and a rope?

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    2. Re:Too meta for me... by bcat24 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Incidentally, they also own the land.

      Burn the land and boil the sea
      You can't take the sky from me

    3. Re:Too meta for me... by AlecC · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That doesn't work. It may be obvious that patents don't exist, but it is not obvious what the patents that fill the space would be. There are probably few patents on time machines and matter transmitters. But knowing that doesn't tell me how to invent one to get a patent to fill the space.

      A bit like cryptography. I may have an encrypted message, and I may know which algorithm it was encrypted with, but the key is hard to find, and until I have it I know nothing.

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  2. Looks like a technically good patent. by russotto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's useful. It's novel. It's non-obvious (at least to me, but I don't claim to be an expert).

    Unlike so many other business method patents, which fail the last two tests miserably, this one cuts through the implementation details and shows why the whole concept of a business method patent is fatally flawed. I doubt that's what IBM intended however.

  3. Re:Ingenious by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Basically what IBM wants is a patent that makes applying for a patent a patent infringement unless you pay them first.

  4. Joke Becomes Reality by whisper_jeff · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You have to love it when a common joke on Slashdot - that of patenting the process of patenting ideas - has finally come to pass. Reality has become a joke when a joke becomes reality.

  5. Re:Ingenious by CaptainPatent · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm can't expressly give my opinion of patentability, but I can say that there is a lot of case law on applications about filing patents (how, for what, automation, etc.) and none to my knowledge have gone through.

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    Well, back to rejecting software patent applications.
  6. Clarke's variant. by DrYak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reality has become a joke when a joke becomes reality.

    Or to misquote Arthur C Clarke's 3rd Law :
    Any sufficiently advanced joke is indistinguishable from reality.

    (Or Maybe shall we say : Any sufficiently advanced reality is indistinguishable from a joke.)

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  7. Re:Ingenious by Zarf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wont this start an infinite cascade of similar statements?

    And that's how we'll break the patent system. They'll get so caught up in recursive patents that they'll chew up all available resources in the US government eventually causing an out of memory error. The whole government will crash because there will be no space left for log files. The result will force a reboot of the US government.

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