IBM Wants Patent On Finding Areas Lacking Patents

theodp writes "It sounds like a goof — especially coming from a company that pledged to raise the bar on patent quality — but the USPTO last week disclosed that IBM is seeking a patent for Methodologies and Analytics Tools for Identifying White Space Opportunities in a Given Industry, which Big Blue explains allows one 'to maximize the value of its IP by investigating and identifying areas of relevant patent 'white space' in an industry, where white space is a term generally used to designate one or more technical fields in which little or no IP may exist,' and filling those voids with the creation of additional IP."

Comments

Re:Ingenious

[Drakkenmensch]

Basically what IBM wants is a patent that makes applying for a patent a patent infringement unless you pay them first.

Joke Becomes Reality

[whisper_jeff]

You have to love it when a common joke on Slashdot - that of patenting the process of patenting ideas - has finally come to pass. Reality has become a joke when a joke becomes reality.

Clarke's variant.

[DrYak]

Reality has become a joke when a joke becomes reality.

Or to misquote Arthur C Clarke's 3rd Law :
Any sufficiently advanced joke is indistinguishable from reality.

(Or Maybe shall we say : Any sufficiently advanced reality is indistinguishable from a joke.)

Re:Too meta for me...

[bcat24]

Incidentally, they also own the land.

Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me

Re:Too meta for me...

[AlecC]

That doesn't work. It may be obvious that patents don't exist, but it is not obvious what the patents that fill the space would be. There are probably few patents on time machines and matter transmitters. But knowing that doesn't tell me how to invent one to get a patent to fill the space.

A bit like cryptography. I may have an encrypted message, and I may know which algorithm it was encrypted with, but the key is hard to find, and until I have it I know nothing.