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Mars Lander Sees Falling Snow

Riding with Robots writes "NASA reports that the Phoenix Mars Lander has detected snow falling from Martian clouds. According to the Canadian team running a weather experiment, a laser instrument designed to study how the atmosphere and surface interact on Mars has detected snow from clouds about 4 kilometers above the landing site. Data shows the snow vaporizing before reaching the surface, but one of the mission scientists said, 'We'll be looking for signs that the snow may even reach the ground.' Spacecraft soil experiments have also provided evidence of past interaction between minerals and liquid water."

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  1. Robot Santa has moved shop! by xpuppykickerx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Screw Neptune! Mars has way better perks!

    1. Re:Robot Santa has moved shop! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm dreaming of a Red Christmas!

    2. Re:Robot Santa has moved shop! by DittoBox · · Score: 4, Funny

      In Soviet Russia...we have Red Christmas!

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    3. Re:Robot Santa has moved shop! by pushing-robot · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's not snow! It's falling Ash! Run little lander, ruuuuun!

      I think we'll be safe, as long as he's not falling chainsaw side down.

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  2. If there is water... by MosesJones · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.
            Dan Quayle, 8/11/89

    Turns out Dan was right ;)

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    1. Re:If there is water... by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Water, soil, sunlight...does that mean we can grow potatos?

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    2. Re:If there is water... by isomeme · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yep, which means Mars supports vodka production, the key element in colonizing a cold, dark, windswept wasteland.

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  3. White Christmas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    OK, so any chance of a white Christmas on Mars?

    1. Re:White Christmas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes. Kim Stanley Robinson is writing it now.

  4. Canadians? Snow? Mars? by Toshito · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is it April 1st again?

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  5. Canadian Funding rounds by MosesJones · · Score: 5, Funny

    Canadian Scientist: We'd like some money to look for Snow on Mars
    Canadian Funding: Errr we have lots of Snow already

    CS: Ahh but if we find snow on Mars then we can ski-doo on Mars
    CF: Errr we can ski-doo here

    CS: Well yes but if we find the snow first we'll get first tracks which means the Yanks will have to let us go on the manned mission
    CF: Sweeeeet

    Yes folks, its all about finding freshies and there is no lengths to which Canadians will not go in the search for fresh powder.

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    1. Re:Canadian Funding rounds by a+whoabot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Alternative ending.

      CS: Well yes but just think about how fun sledding would be with 1/3 gravity!
      CF: Sweeeeet

  6. Cue the colonists by ciaohound · · Score: 2, Funny

    Global warming putting a damper on your ski vacations in the Alps or Rockies? Not a problem!

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  7. Martian Lander Snow Angels next? by Zymergy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Surely someone at NASA has thought about making the first extra-terrestrial 'snow angel' with one of their landers? You know, for Kids...
    (Too bad the Hubble will not be able to take a picture of it though... http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/09/29/1846238 )

    1. Re:Martian Lander Snow Angels next? by camperdave · · Score: 2, Funny

      Flash is for portrait and close subject photography. The probe cameras are all taking landscape shots. Hmmm... well maybe some of the close up cameras on the rovers (the ones that take pictures of the rock abrasion tool scrapings) have lights, but they're probably not flash but LED.

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    2. Re:Martian Lander Snow Angels next? by Mr+Z · · Score: 2, Funny

      *blink*

      Ok, how about panache then?

    3. Re:Martian Lander Snow Angels next? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Funny

      *blink*

      Ok, how about panache then?

      Is that what the "P" setting on my digital camera is for?

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  8. If we could only just get it to snow in Hell ... by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... then the financial crisis would be solved. Or, at least that was what some Talking Head said on TV. The financial crisis will be over when it snows in Hell.

    Why didn't the damn bastard say "snows on Mars" instead, it could have saved $700 billion!

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  9. "Dropo, you are the laziest man on Mars!" by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    This would be the perfect time for Santa Claus to conquer the Martians.

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  10. h2wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    this dihydrogen-oxide will destroy the ozone layer